Villain: I Have Wei Martial Arts Divination Again

"Godfather, you know a lot~

" "Uncle Cao, you are so amazing!"

After Lao Cao finished telling the two of them his own set of theories, Lin Keke and Wang Xinyi, the two girls, looked at Cao Meng with adoring eyes, and clapped with their little hands.

Several tables of guests around him also applauded.

A gorgeously dressed woman, after Cao Meng finished speaking, immediately threw the awkward knife and fork in her hand on the table, "Waiter, bring me a pair of chopsticks too." Obviously

, he was also the one who changed his original mind after hearing Lao Cao's theory.

Cao Meng stood up and made an apologetic gesture to the surroundings: "I'm sorry everyone, I'm educating my own children, my voice is a little higher, and I'm disturbing you." "

It's okay, it's okay, what you said makes sense, let's pause."

"Yes, I used to be unaccustomed to these knives and forks of foreigners, and I wanted to use chopsticks for fear of being ridiculed by others.

The guests smiled and waved their hands to show that they were out of the way.

Lao Cao smiled slightly and returned to his seat.

He said that these seem to be teaching the two children to establish the correct three views, and this is true, but it is not just for this purpose.

For example, "don't be bound by traditional ideas", "know what makes you happy", and so on.

In fact, it was all Lao Cao who laid the foreshadowing for what might happen in the future.

Let Lin Keke and Wang Xinyi subtly change little by little under their influence, and finally become the best.

Getting along with people is not only a run-in, but also a training.

Ahem, everyone who understands understands.

....

After the meal, all three were satisfied.

With two beautiful girls to eat with him, Cao Meng was naturally happy.

Lin Keke ate steak and red wine for the first time today, and he was also very happy.

As for Wang Xinyi, although she was still a little unhappy about not being able to drink red wine, under the gentle comfort of her godfather, she had already thrown her unhappiness into the corners.

Some people say that the gentleness of a poor egg is useless.

But Lao Cao is a rich man, and his gentleness is worth more than a thousand gold, haha.

Because Lin Keke didn't like the taste of red wine very much, and Cao Meng and Wang Xinyi didn't drink it, the bottle of red wine that Lao Cao ordered was still half a bottle of wine until the end of the meal.

Although Lao Cao had money, he didn't plan to waste it, so he asked the waiter to help pack it and take it away.

After eating and drinking, Lao Cao drove the two girls home.

From entering the restaurant to coming out of the restaurant after eating, there was no bloody old-fashioned pretending to slap the face, and the meal went very smoothly.

What is the bloody pretending to slap the face water plot?

To give two examples, if Lao Cao is the protagonist of luck in the Dragon King's text, the following plot is likely to occur

: Plot 1: When the waiter heard Cao Meng say that he wanted chopsticks, he immediately laughed at him for being an old hat, and he actually used chopsticks to eat steak in a Western restaurant, which made people laugh off their big teeth.

After the ridicule, he looked at Lao Cao arrogantly and said that our restaurant does not provide chopsticks, so we can only use knives and forks.

Cao Meng, who was angry, directly asked the waiter to call the restaurant manager, and the restaurant manager said that after the waiter said what had happened, he said that they really didn't have chopsticks in the store.

The restaurant manager's words seemed to be an apology for admitting his mistake, but in fact, his words showed ridicule of Cao Meng everywhere.

Then Cao Men, who couldn't bear it, smiled crookedly, chose not to pretend, had a showdown, and directly called the owner of the restaurant and clarified his identity.

Let the restaurant owner directly dismiss the restaurant manager and waiter who laughed at him, and complete the pretending to be forced to slap his face.

In the end, the restaurant manager and waiter knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing to Cao Meng, begging for Cao Meng's forgiveness.

Cao Meng smiled crookedly, revealing the iconic face of the Dragon King, and the plot ended.

Plot 2: A customer in the restaurant saw Cao Meng alone with Wang Xinyi and Lin Keke, two super beauties, envious, jealous and hateful, and rushed directly to provoke Lao Cao.

After a war of words, there is a sentence "Beauty is only worthy of the strong, I want to challenge you to prove that I am the strong, and you are just a loser (loser), the winner of the game will win the beauty!" How about it, do you dare to accept my challenge?

Before the game started, Cao Meng was angry and his blood pressure soared, and then Cao Meng, who was angry, was generally relieved to agree to that person's ridiculous challenge, took out three points of strength, subdued it with one move, and completed the first time he was forced to slap his face.

This person was still not convinced, and after Cao Meng and his party left the restaurant, this person gathered a group of men to surround Cao Meng, wanting to stage a righteous group fight.

As a result, Cao Meng, who had the [God-level Fighting Killing Technique], was killed again indiscriminately, and all of them were overturned, completing the second pretending to be slapped in the face.

End of plot.

The above kind of plot is very common in the Dragon King Shuangwen of the protagonist of Long Aotian's type of luck, perhaps because of the aura of the protagonist, so that the people Long Aotian met were all wise, either brainless to recognize him as a fighter, or brainless to come up and ridicule.

In fact, Lao Cao is not resistant to this kind of pretending to slap his face, in his previous life, when he was not out of society, he liked to read this kind of text, he felt that he was a thief, happy and hateful, and he did it if he was not satisfied.

It was only later that I was educated out of society that I learned that the rivers and lakes are not about fighting and killing, but about human sophistication.

Everyone comes out to work to make a living, and normal people don't have the energy to take care of so many things.

To be honest, Lao Cao also imagined in his heart that when he pretended to slap other people's faces, just thinking about it was actually quite emotional.

Especially after his current identity is no longer the hard-working worker he was at the beginning, he is also looking forward to some eyeless Xiao Misan jumping out, so that he can pretend to be forced to slap his face.

If someone really jumped out to mock him, he estimated that he would be even more than those lucky protagonists.

The protagonist of luck often pretends to be forced verbally, and it is over to let the person who jumps his face kneel down and apologize, but Lao Cao will directly raise the ashes of the person who jumps his face, and punish the nine clans!

Oh, if there are beautiful women among the nine tribes, then they all atone for their sins with their flesh!

Ahem.... After all, he's a villain, and it's normal to be ruthless, right?

But what he has is a villain halo is not the protagonist's halo, except for the lucky protagonist, passers-by NPCs are all villains before it's too late, how can they jump out and taunt?

Cao Meng, who didn't have the opportunity to pretend to be forced, could only comfort himself in his heart like this: We are all old, and we should no longer indulge in childish pretending to slap our faces.

It's nice that no one jumps your face and taunts, at least you can finish a beautiful dinner without worrying about being interrupted by an accident.

......

"yes, this position belongs to me again!"

On the way back, Wang Xinyi regained her co-pilot's seat and let Lin Keke sit in the back row.

Although Lin Keke has some small emotions about this, she doesn't care about watching her girlfriend sell cuteness to her.

Along the way, Wang Xinyi and Cao Meng chatted, and Lin Keke, who was behind, listened to them chatting, and only occasionally interjected.

Lin Keke's personality is like this.

When she is alone with Cao Meng, she can be very enthusiastic and proactive, and very open.

But when her best friend Wang Xinyi or Aunt Chen Meifang is there, her words will be much less.

When Lao Cao drove back to the villa, Lin Keke was already asleep in the back row.

Perhaps because of the red wine, the lips are particularly rosy and attractive.

When Cao Meng leaned down and hugged Lin Keke in the way of a princess, he couldn't help but bow his head and kiss him.

After kissing Lao Cao, she reacted suddenly, looked up in the direction of Wang Xinyi, and found that she was changing her shoes at the door, putting her white silk jade feet into the cute slippers.

Whew-Cao

Meng breathed a long sigh of relief.