Villain: I Just Took The Scumbag Script

This is window 0521 of Samsara Station.

My name is Chu Tianlan, and even though I'm in the Underworld, I'm not panicking at all.

Chu Tianlan sat down on the chair generously, staring longingly at the girl sitting at the desk in front of her drinking Meng Po's milk drink.

The girl's eyes fell on the computer screen, but from the corner of her eye, she was fixed on the foolish, indifferent man in front of her.

The slender right hand that pressed the mouse, because of too much force, showed blue veins.

Chu Tianlan knew that he couldn't hide the look in the eyes of the "Wanted Swordsman".

But he held your anger and let you anger, anyway, the attitude of a dog ignoring you.

He has never done anything wrong in his life, and he is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

After a long time, it was the girl who lost her composure.

"Chu Tianlan, right.

Why do you say you have nothing to do and do so many good things?

See how you have deteriorated? "

decline?

Chu Tianlan admitted.

But in his more than 20 years of glorious life, it seems that he didn't do anything good!

Who dares to be a good person these days, who dares to do good deeds?

Besides, he has no chance to do it even if he wants to!

It's just his constitution, the god of decay that he has brought with him since he was born.

"Bird droppings" fall from the sky while walking, and only ice cream sticks can be seen when eating ice cream. He is very careful to live to be twenty years old.

If you don't want to cross the river like a bodhisattva, you still help others?

Really powerless.

Seeing Chu Tianlan's indifference, he silently rolled his eyes.

The girl looked up at the information of Chu Tianlan recorded on the computer.

"Before your life, you were a good person in the ninety-ninth life.

Logically speaking, in this hundred lives, not to mention being rich and powerful, at least there is no need to worry about food and clothing, and it shouldn't come down so quickly.

But maybe something went wrong in the middle, causing you to come down early. "

"Am I a good person?" Chu Tianlan pointed at himself, his eyes were full of suspicion, and he couldn't help underestimating, "Does a good person have to be a bad guy?"

Seeing Chu Tianlan didn't believe it.

"Yes, this is exclusive treatment for good people.

Who made you a good person? "

Immediately, the girl waved her plain hand.

In front of Chu Tianlan, there appeared dozens of dying portraits of men in different dresses and age groups, but who looked the same as him.

Well, it's still 3D, realistic enough.

Is it young, a little young, and no one is over 40 years old by visual inspection.

"No, these are your past lives.

This is the thirty-first world, who was beaten to death by villagers as human traffickers in order to save children who fell into the water.

In the fortieth world, in order to save the girl who was about to jump off the building, she was pushed downstairs by the other party.

The first..."

Following the girl's explanation, subtitles appeared on the corresponding pictures, which really gave me a sense of déjà vu from watching a ppt.

"Okay, stop talking.

Sister Meng Po, I believe I am a good person.

You see, I have been here for such a long time, can you quickly complete the reincarnation procedures for me? "

Chu Tianlan interrupted the chattering words of the civil servant Meng Pona who claimed to be 0521.

He's dead, what's the use of caring about the past?

It's better to think about what to reincarnate in the next life.

"Then what do you want to reincarnate into in your next life?" the girl asked.

"I think being a panda is pretty cool.

I don't want to be a human anymore, it's too difficult to be a human! "

Chu Tianlan said with a bitter face.

"Actually, it's not hard to be a human being, who made you so unlucky.

Although the luck of other good people is also bad, they are not as bad as you!

It was simply possessed by a bad luck ghost. "

The girl Meng Po was still chattering, but at least she started to operate.

"As for pandas, it's not bad based on your resume.

Once determined, it cannot be changed. "

Chu Tianlan nodded quickly.

Just when the girl was about to continue the operation, the mouse that the girl was pressing with her right hand "clicked" and broke into three pieces.

The girl's resentful eyes stared straight at Chu Tianlan, as if she was looking at a big grievance.

"Ahaha..." Chu Tianlan laughed, his eyes wandering non-stop. "This, it may be that the mouse is aging."

The girl clenched her fists tightly and forced a smile on her face.

Her Wufushu mouse arrived last week.

It's really "aging" fast.

Granny Meng's vicious gaze shifted from the broken teacup on the table not long ago, the ballpoint pen with the core missing, and the rotten snack gift bag... to the smiling (hateful) young man in front of her.

"Zi la" sound.

Then the laptop screen on the desk went black.

Now, the girl couldn't help it!

A slap on the desk.

"My mother bought a new laptop!"

Chu Tianlan looked at Granny Meng, who had transformed from a gentle big sister into a violent old lady, and quickly took two steps back.

I'm afraid that the other party will really go crazy.

"Enough is enough!

Ever since I met you, I have encountered all the unlucky things that I haven't encountered in eight hundred years.

Thanks to 'you', the service at 0521 window failed, and the reincarnation service was suspended. "

The girl rolled her eyes speechlessly, waved her hands, and leaned on the office chair with her body slung across her body, not caring about her image.

"Then what should I do?"

Chu Tianlan couldn't help asking.

The girl put her hips on her hips and gave two choices.

"what to do?

It's very simple!

Now you either wait for my laptop to be repaired and reincarnate normally.

Or, participate in the system host recruitment activity developed by the Lord of Reincarnation, and the winner has a chance to become the new Lord of Reincarnation! "

Faced with these two choices, Chu Tianlan is naturally more inclined to the first choice.

What probability did he never believe in?

He really felt that if he really participated in the system host recruitment activity that this extremely unreliable woman said, he would be very likely to become cannon fodder.

"Then when will your laptop be ready?"

"You know, the maintenance expenses have to be reported to the higher authorities, and when will the ghosts be sent to repair it.

At the earliest it will take thirty years, if it is slower, it will take one hundred and eighty years.

Thanks to your bad luck, I can take a paid vacation, giggling...

Your bad luck is actually pretty good. "

Speaking of this, the corner of the girl's mouth couldn't help but overflow with a smug smile.

Wait a hundred and eighty years?

It is more than enough for him to live four lifetimes.

Well, is it possible that he spent all this time here?

Helpless, Chu Tianlan had no choice but to change his way of life.

"Then what do you mean by the solicitation of system hosts?"

The girl explained concisely: "It means literally!

You can think of it this way, that is, you have traveled to other worlds with a system. "

Waiting is also waiting, or take part in this system host recruitment activity first.

When the reincarnation business returns to normal, will he come back to reincarnate?

Chu Tianlan was a little moved.

"Then I will participate in the system host recruitment event.

It's just that my luck won't be so bad when I go to the new world.

I don't want to hang up at the beginning! "

"Don't worry about that.

You live one life, if you are unlucky in this life, you will definitely have bad luck in your next life.

Go ahead, pickup..."

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