Villain: I Slapped The God Of War In The Face At The Beginning, And The Female President Helped Me V

The two of them were very happy.

Listening to the ridicule of those people, Xiao Tianlong’s mouth corners slightly raised.

Rebound!

However, the movement here did attract the people of the Feng family.

The second uncle of the Feng family came over and saw Xiao Tianlong outside the fence.

Suddenly there was an unknown anger.

“You trash, what are you doing here?” The second uncle of the Feng family was very unhappy.

This kind of garbage coming here is a stain on the Feng family’s door.

The servant hurriedly said: “Mr. Feng, this Xiao Tianlong is here to show off!”

When the Feng family heard about showing off, they were even more angry.

This trash almost killed the Feng family, and now he dares to come.

Xiao Tianlong was still disdainful, not caring about the provocations of those villains.

“I just came to take a look, what? You don’t let people walk on this road?”

Xiao Tianlong responded lightly, not too much.

If the identity is revealed later, should we not be respectful?

Of course, if it is the original routine, these people will be slapped in the face.

No one can get away unscathed under the protagonist’s pretentious aura.

Bai Jinghong was also watching, counting the time closely, and it was almost time.

In fact, Bai Jinghong was also wondering, in those cool stories, after humiliating the protagonist, they were waiting for the protagonist to turn the tables, and in the end they were slapped in the face and shocked.

If after the humiliation, they directly announced the end and went home, then the protagonist would be embarrassed.

There were indeed more and more people at the Feng family, because they were attracted by the sound.

Even Feng Wanxuan on the second floor looked out through the window.

Seeing this, Xiao Tianlong was overjoyed, but he still remained calm.

Now I have to make a good impression on Feng Wanxuan.

“Xiao Tianlong, why are you still here? I think you are not afraid of death!”

“Get out of here, don’t get in the way.”

“Xiao Tianlong, you are a waste, who told you to come here?”

The ridicule and abuse were endless.

The old lady was also watching, but she didn’t say anything.

She actually disdained to talk.

My good granddaughter is now in love with Bai Shao, so she has opened her eyes and has a pattern!

Xiao Tianlong smiled faintly: “I said before that I, Xiao Tianlong, will come back one day, and then it will be the time for your whole family to welcome me!”

“You all have to respectfully invite me in!”

“Today, I will fulfill my promise!”

Xiao Tianlong originally came here to take a sneak peek today and try his luck to see Feng Wanxuan.

But the Feng family really didn’t know what was good for them.

It seems that I have to reveal my identity!

Today, I will let the whole Feng family know my identity and strength! ! !

The whole Feng family was trembling.

The Feng family laughed loudly when they heard this: “You? A coward, you will always be a coward!”

“You deserve it?”

“It’s so funny!”

Xiao Tianlong frowned: “Shut up!”

This shout was very loud, with a strong energy, overwhelming momentum, and very intimidating.

But along with such a strong shout, there was also a string of farts…

“Boom boom boom…”

Everyone inside was stunned…

“Damn, I figured it out, he asked us to shut up, it turned out that he wanted us to hear his farts!”

“I’ve seen people who use cuckoo calls to cover up farts, but I’ve never seen people listen to farts quietly.”

“He’s disgusting us…”

Xiao Tianlong originally sneered with his mouth tilted, but he was handsome for only three seconds.

This string of farts completely disintegrated his momentum.

At this time, his stomach suddenly felt wrong.

“Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle…”

It was like a raging sea inside.

“Boil? What’s going on?”

Xiao Tianlong stretched out his hand, covered his stomach, and rubbed it hard.

Everyone looked at him in amazement.

“Ah… I want to poop!” This thought suddenly popped up in Xiao Tianlong’s mind.

It seems that today is not suitable for staying for a long time, so I swallowed my anger first.

Xiao Tianlong made a prompt decision.

He had a profound lesson.

When you have diarrhea, don’t believe any fart!

But just when I turned around, I suddenly felt that my trouser legs were so hot, and they were leaking!

It leaked silently!

It was like a small yellow waterfall…

“Puff… Beep… Beep… Puff…”

It was the clearest sound again…

The kind of sound that was clamped and accumulated.

“Damn it!” A servant raised his hand and pointed: “Look at the place where he is standing!”

“Oh,

He pooped!”

“You are so old, but you can’t control Pi Yanzi. It’s so disgusting!”

“Waste is waste!”

The people and servants of the Feng family were disgusted.

Xiao Tianlong’s face was hot, and he felt that he had lost all his face.

He just felt uncomfortable all over.

I don’t know what happened this time. Last time, it was Qin Mohu who did it. What about this time? Is Qin Mohu nearby?

He didn’t have time to think about it. Suddenly, he felt that the flood gates were opened, spinning, jumping, and closing his eyes!

It came more violently.

“Puff puff puff…”

A series of yellow mud splashed out directly.

It was so powerful that my pants were torn…

The gate, fence, flowerbed and low wall of the Feng family were splashed everywhere!

It was still a rotating spray.

It made people unconsciously think of a line of lyrics “Our love is like a Ferris wheel, just like a Ferris wheel, I keep turning…”

“I’m blazing! ”

“That bastard Xiao Tianlong is taking revenge, my god! So much!”

“Xiao Tianlong, that son of a bitch, threw the rice field at the door!”

The Feng family was in chaos.

Feng Wanxuan, who was watching from the window, retched and quickly closed the curtains.

Especially the old lady, who almost fainted.

She was old and had just recovered from a serious illness, so how could she bear such a surprise.

She thought that Xiao Tianlong might come here to show off his power and take revenge today.

But she would never have thought that Xiao Tianlong’s way of revenge was to spray shit!

The old lady slammed the cane in her hand on the ground: “Beast!”

“This beast is worse than pigs and dogs!”

The elders of the Feng family were also angry and scared!

“yue~”

“If others knew, they would think the manure truck exploded here!”

“Basterd, this beast, he doesn’t care about people! ”

“He dared to spray shit at my Feng family just because he was dissatisfied. I won’t forgive him!”

“The revenge is so fierce…”

“Damn it, yue~, is he made of shit? Why is it endless? Spray so much, and it’s spinning, and it’s still spinning…”

Xiao Tianlong sprayed and rotated from time to time, making the Feng family think he was showing off.

Xiao Tianlong’s face turned pale, and he was overloaded again…

“yue~”

The servants were also retching while talking: “I believe Xiao Tianlong bought his car himself!”

“With this amount of shit, it would be strange if he didn’t make money by cooperating with agricultural companies and supplying them with special fertilizers!”

“Yeah, I was born in the wrong era. If I was born earlier, there would be no Stanley and Jin Kela!”

Xiao Tianlong listened, angry in his heart, but he also knew that it was not the time to care.

“Damn it, Qin Mohu, you bastard, I want your whole family to die! ”

Xiao Tianlong insisted that it was Qin Mohu who did it, but he really couldn’t curse anymore, he had no strength left.

“Puff…”

Another sharp and shocking sound.

This time, it directly burst into the hands of the servants inside.

“Ah, Mom, I don’t want my hands anymore…”

The man kept swinging wildly, and it also hit many people’s clothes.

“I’m so angry, yue~”

Bai Jinghong watched the whole process in the car, and had already laughed so hard that his cramps came.

He kept hitting his chest.

And Xiao Tianlong, with a pale face and a pale mouth, held the car and hurried to the driver’s seat.

He glanced at the door and fence of the Feng family, and drops of water were still falling.

Xiao Tianlong didn’t dare to hesitate, stepped on the accelerator, and rushed out.

He missed home!