Villain Lord: Both The Player And The Protagonist Want To Kill Me

Life is really getting more and more punishing.

There's no guarantee that one day I won't be able to hold it back and I'll end up with a judgment.

At this time, the little maid was humming an unknown tune to make the bed.

Xiwei had just changed into a pair of pants and was standing calmly beside the bed, looking at her nose and heart, turning a blind eye to her twisting plush tail and little butt.

"Lori...actually you don't have to..."

"Master~"

Before Xi Wei finished speaking, the little maid who had already changed the bedsheets moved in front of him, wrapped her two soft little hands around his neck, and pressed him gently on the bed.

The little maid's eyes were filled with mist, her fiery eyes were charming, her mouth was close to his ear, and she asked with a deep breath:

"Master...are you satisfied?"

Xiwei turned his face to the side uncomfortably, pretending to be calm and argued:

"Satisfied... Well, this is not a question of dissatisfaction, the main thing is..."

"Master~"

The little maid moved her face closer, her lips almost touching his ears, and asked softly:

"Then Master...do you like Loli wearing stockings or not?"

"..."

"Tell me~"

"Why don't you wear something?" Xi Wei hesitated a little. His head was buzzing and all the blood in his body was blocked.

"Hehe~" Loli narrowed her eyes and smiled, blushing with embarrassment. Her tail waggled behind her and became entangled in Xiwei's leg.

"Then...what does the master want?"

"Black, white, hollow...or...fishnet?"

"Lori, it's getting late, let's go to bed..."

"Master, tell me quickly~"

"...Why don't you try the black one first..."

"Okay~Lori listens to the master~"

After getting the answer she wanted, the little maid raised a smile with satisfaction.

She raised her long, light and soft legs and put them on Xi Wei's waist, then tightly wrapped her two little hands around his neck. Then she buried her little face in his neck and kissed him twice, and then she closed it honestly. Eyes sleep.

The little maid was asleep, but Xiwei could only stare at the crystal chandelier above her head in a daze.

This little girl is becoming more and more annoying. The key is to be neither soft nor hard. She is like a palm made of bones. He doesn't know how long he can hold on.

Xiwei, who had no intention of sleeping, brought up the system panel. The system notifications kept popping up when he was in bed, but he had no intention of looking at it at that time.

【Ding! The host kidnapped the saint and gained 20,000 villain points. 】

【Ding! ...呲呲...Due to unknown reasons...it was detected that the second beta test of "Kain Continent" has been started in advance...】

[呲呲...repair failed...]

【Ding!呲呲……]

【Ding! The system is being updated...The system has been updated. A new barracks module has been added to the Villain Store. Please check it out. 】

【Ding! Host please check it immediately! 】

【Ding! Check it out now! 】

【Ding! Look! 】

【look! ! ! 】

…

"Has the system been updated again?"

"Player 2 test? So fast?"

Xiwei was stunned. There were 10,000 players in the second test. If they hit him in Winter City...

Although he could escape, could he still run away with Winter City on his back?

As a lord, even if the main city is gone, he still acts like a shit lord.

And this system has become more and more urgent since last time.

So does the system actually have emotions?

Is it really the reincarnation of Lord Chu from the previous game? The more Xiwei thought about it, the more he thought it was possible. After all, the tasks issued by the system were very strange and perverted.

Although there are some tasks that he also likes very much.

I just don’t know why the system’s IQ is so low, and most of the time it’s still very dull, just like a computer that’s been used for a long time, with a lot of lags.

"System, can you see what I usually do?"

system:"……"

"Hello? The system knows you are here, don't pretend to be dead!"

"Ding! The system cannot share the field of view with the host, you can only use @#

So that's it, Xi Wei thought thoughtfully.

"Silly X system?"

"Idiot system?"

"Aha, you don't have Jill in the system!"

The system is unresponsive.

Xiwei was relieved. It turned out that when he was scolding the system in his mind and thinking about exploiting system loopholes, it was not because the system was pretending to be dead, but because it didn't know it at all.

"Other people's systems are the masterminds behind the scenes. They are good at ruling the host, usurping power, and even replacing it."

"My system is like an artificial retard who was forcibly recruited to work for his life."

"The key is that I am still miserable and have no power."

Xiwei grinned, feeling very happy, and even the sense of urgency brought about by the player's second test was reduced a lot.

"Now let me come to the new features of the Kangkankuhaha system."

"Barracks module?"

Xiwei curiously opened the barracks bar in the villain shop in his mind, and what he saw was a series of various buildings.

Currently, only first-level military buildings are open:

[Outpost] can recruit troops, crusaders, and marksmen. (20,000 villain points required for redemption) [Details]

【Beast Stable】You can recruit soldiers, orc infantry and orc spearmen. (20,000 villain points required for redemption) [Details]

[Shadow Guild] can recruit troops, shadow assassins, and shadow crossbowmen. (25,000 villain points required for redemption) [Details]

[Rock Cave] You can recruit troops, stone statues, and fire monsters. (20,000 villain points required for redemption) [Details]

[Cemetery] You can recruit soldiers, skeleton soldiers, and skeleton shooters. (15,000 villain points required for redemption) [Details]

[Mysterious Forest] You can recruit soldiers, tree monsters, and black panthers (15,000 villain points are required for redemption) [Details]

"What the hell is this?"

Xiwei looked at this series of so-called "first-level barracks" with a confused expression, a little confused.

He understands the crusaders and sharpshooters in the front, but also what these are in the back.

Does this mean that he can recruit these arms as long as he changes the corresponding barracks?

With curiosity, Xiwei opened the detailed information of the outpost.

[Outpost]: Recruitment building for human units, Crusaders, and Marksmen. Crusaders can be recruited at the outpost for 50 villain points and 2 gold coins, and marksmen can be recruited for 100 villain points and 2 gold coins. (Providing enough iron ore can reduce the recruitment price by half.)

Note: The recruited troops are system troops, they will be completely obedient to the host and possess certain intelligence.

The initial level of a unit is level 15. The level of a unit can be improved through training and killing enemies. Level improvement will promote the growth of wisdom, and daily food supplies need to be provided for the unit. (Food and food supplies are one-quarter of those of ordinary soldiers.)

After reading the introduction of the outpost, Xiwei felt a little uneasy. The appearance of the military camp meant that his situation could gradually change from passive to active.

System soldiers are cheap and consume only a quarter of the food of normal people. More importantly, they save time in training soldiers and they bring their own armor and equipment.

He seems to be able to completely let go of his worries and start blasting troops!