Villain: Madam, Would You Like To Sleep With Me Tonight?

"Yarou original flavor, no matter how many animals want to eat it, they won't have a chance to eat it. It's an advantage for you!"

Lu Chaoge felt indescribably happy that his great revenge was avenged.

"Lu Chaoge!" Cao Bin tore off the clothes on his head and became furious.

"Why are you yelling so loudly? I'm not deaf. Please help me take the dirty clothes to wash."

"You're dreaming!"

Even though he was on top, Cao Bin threw his clothes back without hesitation (reluctantly) for the sake of his dignity as a man.

"I'm warning you, grab your things and get out of my room!"

"嘁~"

Lu Chaoge smiled jokingly and didn't take Cao Bin's words seriously at all.

Her fair and smooth feet stepped on the velvet carpet and she began to look at the furnishings in the room.

She acted as if there was no one around and was calm and collected. Although she was wearing only a white shirt, she was not afraid of being exposed at all.

Relaxed and comfortable, as if she was the hostess here.

"What are you doing?!"

Seeing Lu Chaoge's eyes falling on his bed, Cao Bin's heart beat wildly.

This little girl doesn’t want to sleep here, does she?

Then Yingxue couldn't explode on the spot when she came back!

"Don't worry! Although I am traditional, I will never sleep on the bed that other women have slept on. You can choose a better guest room for me. The sheets and bedding should be brand new. By the way, the sound insulation effect of the room should be good. Listen to your aunt chatting. , before you were playing poker with other women in the guest room and everyone was heard?"

"..."

These aunties have no clue when it comes to chatting, and they just give orders for everything.

Bonuses must be deducted!

"What kind of soundproofing do you need on your own! Why do you still want to play poker with yourself!" Cao Bin said angrily.

"In your house, who knows if you will sneak into my bed at night? I don't want to be like other women and become the topic of conversation between your servants and aunts after dinner the next day."

"Fart! Do I, Cao Bin, look like that kind of person!"

"You don't look like that! You do! There are some dog men who say they don't want their bodies but are very honest."

Lu Chaoge seemed to be smiling but not smiling. He approached Cao Bin and whispered in his ear: "Don't think I didn't see it. Just... did you like it?"

"..."

"Come to my guest room tonight. There is a better one. I guarantee you will be better."

He held it close to his ear, and his breath was like the fragrance of orchid on his face, which caused a resonance in Cao Bin's head.

After stuffing his clothes into Cao Bin's arms, Lu Chaoge took a men's down jacket from the closet and wrapped himself tightly.

Before leaving the house, he didn't forget to wink at Cao Bin, who looked like a pig brother: "You must come, I'll wait for you~ chirp!"

boom!

The door was closed, and Lu Chaoge outside the door leaned against the door panel and took a deep breath.

She covered her already hot cheeks and said, "Oh my god! Did I say such dirty words without the slightest bit of manliness, aunt?"

"In order to get revenge on the dog man, I will fight hard!"

Just wait, Cao Bin, as long as you dare to come tonight, I will make you look good!

Last time this guy stuffed his socks directly into my mouth.

Of course the hijab-clad man couldn't help but at least stuff it into his mouth.

no.

Who am I? It’s me, Lu Chaoge! Those who bully me must repay a hundredfold.

Besides, this girl has sacrificed so much. Is it too easy for him to just stuff it in her mouth?

Well, I have to ride on his face tonight.

Yes, just do it!

"The drama is quite good." In the room, Cao Bin looked at Lu Chaoge's clothes in his hands and fell into deep thought.

I still wanted to moisten it, but I held it back.

When something goes wrong, there must be a monster. Men must not let the small head control the big head.

Are you kidding me?

Cao Bin sneered.

Great, let’s see who plays who tonight!

Dong Dong Dong~

"Aha~"

There was a knock on the door, and it was Sister Shu Xin's voice.

"Come in, sister."

"What about you?" Sister Shu Xin opened the door and saw what Cao Bin was holding at a glance.

"Sister, it's not what you think. You listen to my excuses... No, you listen to my explanation."

"Okay, no need to explain to me, just think about how to explain to Miss Tang tonight."

"..."

Sister Shu Xin gave him an understanding look: "I'm here to tell you that the girl named Mo Sangyu's matter has been settled according to your instructions."

"Their family is very lucky. There happens to be a kidney source suitable for her father here in Jiangbei. We have reached a preliminary consensus with her in the name of talent exchange and replacement with her school, Fudan University."

"Of course, she also left subtle clues according to your instructions. If she is a thoughtful person, she will definitely find you through the clues. If she turns a blind eye, it means that this person is not worthy."

"Thank you for your hard work, sister."

"It's not hard work. I just talk about it, but I can't compare to you, Ah Hao, who practices it every night."

"Forehead……"

Sister Shu Xin was obviously jealous when she said this.

Cao Bin opened his mouth to argue, but his sister left without giving him a chance.

Before leaving the house and standing still, Sister Shu Xin suddenly turned around.

He glanced at the thing in Cao Bin's hand and said with a smile: "I didn't know that Ah Man had this kind of hobby before. I also have it. How about Ah Man?"

Cao Bin: "(°ー°〃)"

It seemed like teasing Ah Man was a very happy thing, and Sister Shu Xin was in a good mood.

Cao Bin ran away from home bitterly. He couldn't let Yingxue go home tonight or Shura would collapse.

Before going out, I received a call from Lao Hu. This guy also came back from Jiangnan and wanted to drink with me again.

Cao Bin agreed.

Just in time to take Yingxue to meet her friend.

An hour later, the restaurant.

"I just learned that Mo Zi was not doing well yesterday. Her girlfriend got married and the groom was not him."

"Isn't that an extra wife and girlfriend? It's a waste of money!" Ah Ma was ecstatic.

Lao Hu was speechless for a moment, choked for a long time before he said: "You can't be promiscuous with wealth, you can't be moved by poverty, and you can't bend with force. This is what a man is called! Lao Cao, you must stick to your heart and never do anything wrong for the sake of wealth!"

"You two strokes, Lao Hu, you can't be promiscuous if you are rich? Then what do I do if I am rich?"

"..."

I am a 958 undergraduate, don’t lie to me. Is this how you understand that wealth cannot be promiscuous?

"Old Cao, I find that when you talk, you always sound like a goat farting like a sheep. You are foreign and arrogant! You haven't learned a single word of the teachings of the sages and sages!"

"Are you envious?"

"..."

As he said this, Cao Bin grabbed Yingxue's slim waist and pulled her over to lick her face.

"Disgusting~" Yingxue blushed and complained, and punched him in the chest with her small fist.

"Crooked sun!"

Lao Hu is so envious that he has a toothache!

There is a time in life, but there is no time in life.

Some things may not be available in this life if they are not born.

Hey, I can’t be envious!

Lao Hu, who had his mouth full of high-purity dog ​​food, gritted his teeth: "I'm tired, brother, just do it here. Block the phone number on WeChat and delete it. We will see fate again in the future. If you contact me, just use a drift bottle."

Turn your back.

Thinking of the sweet and happy time he had with his ex-wife, Lao Hu shed tears of jealousy.

Lao Cao is not a human being, I just got divorced!

(´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

"Lao Hu, you're not going to cry, are you?" Cao Bin shouted from behind.

"Will I cry? It's funny. Just show off, Lao Cao. Sooner or later, you will be struck by lightning! Ahem! Too~!"

Tears and nose ran down, and Lao Hu secretly swore.

If the old one doesn't go and the new one doesn't come, bye bye, the next one will be better!

Can wealth lead to adultery?

I can do it sooner or later!

"You are so bad, Cao Bin. Didn't you say you just got divorced? Why are you irritating him so much?"

He may sound bad, but his smile is very happy and sweet.

It fully explains what it means if a man is not bad and a woman does not love him.

Tang Dabao was naturally happy to be able to show affection to Cao Bin in front of his friends.

Girls, there is always a bit of vanity that has nothing to do with good or bad.

"Only when you are under pressure can you be motivated. I understand Lao Hu. Without some high-burst AOE stimulation, he would have to stay where he is for two or three years before he can survive."

"Doesn't this mean that he values ​​love and justice?"

"Yes, that's why you shouldn't waste your time on people who aren't worth it."

Yingxue was stunned.

Suddenly I thought of my past self.

You feel confident when you are favored, and just ignore him because he likes you.

It seems proud, but now I think about it, it's actually stupid.

I should not be considered a worthy person to him at that time, right?

There are so many people in the world, how rare it is for two hearts to be attracted to each other and come close to each other.

If you miss out on this precious fate just because of that little bit of vanity and reserve, you will probably regret it for the rest of your life.

With gratitude in her heart, Yingxue hugged Cao Bin's waist affectionately.

She pressed her face gently against his chest, listening to his breathing and heartbeat. The sense of solid warmth made her feel very happy.

Thank you Cao Bin.

Fortunately you didn't give up.

Fortunately you 'threatened' me then.

Looking back on the domineering attitude at the time, only sweetness remains.

"Then there's no need to be so cruel, right? Let's show our affection and hit hard, so we won't be afraid of crushing people?" Yingxue joked.

"Afraid of hammers. If you are really broken, we will be brothers in the next life."

At this time, someone not only shed tears from his nose, but also sneezed like crazy.

Lao Hu: I thank you!