Villain: Madam, Would You Like To Sleep With Me Tonight?

Ruthlessness and unrighteousness have always been brothers.

A guy who can stab his own family, do you expect him to be loyal to his partners?

impossible.

When there are conflicting opinions and interests, he will definitely be the first to stab you with a knife without hesitation!

Therefore, Cao Bin never thought of cooperating with Song Li.

"You are presumptuous!"

Song Li finally couldn't bear it anymore and took action.

"Boy, do you know what you are talking about! It doesn't matter if you insult me, but you dare to talk about my old man behind his back and slander him. Believe it or not, I will report it to the Island Police Headquarters and arrest you right now!"

"Insulting you? Are you worthy? You still want to arrest me. Your Song family has a great career, and my Cao family is not a vegetarian. You want to try to touch me?"

what.

I'm a guest here, and you guys from the Song family are rushing to give me a wife.

I wouldn't give it to you if I liked it. I would have to exchange it for another crooked melon and cracked jujube without even asking me if I wanted to.

how?

Although I, Cao Bin, am lecherous, I am not a garbage collector.

Do you really think that Ah Man wants anything from rotten buns to rotten butterflies?

"Why are you so quarrelsome?"

Song Li's wife Chen Qiaoyun knows how to handle it.

Just when the two of them were at war with each other and were about to completely break up, she led Song Qingxian out.

"Xiao Cao, please tell me what you have to say. Your Uncle Song has a bad temper but he has no bad intentions. If anything makes you uncomfortable, just accommodate him and don't take it personally."

"you are?"

"My surname is Chen. I am the wife of your Uncle Song and the mother of Qingxian. You can call me Aunt Chen."

"Oh! It turns out to be my sister-in-law. Nice to meet you."

"..."

Song Li, Chen Qiaoyun, and Song Qingxian's family all had bad faces at the same time.

Why is this little bastard so shameless?

My hair has just grown, so you call me sister-in-law?

Don't tell me, Chen Qiaoyun felt a little happy. Could it be because I look young?

"Way! What nonsense are you talking about, little one! This is my mother, your mother-in-law, who is your sister-in-law? No matter how big or small you are!"

Song Qingxian pouted, but she became more and more satisfied with Cao Bin's appearance.

I wish I could consummate the marriage on the spot.

"Remember Cao Bin, I will be your wife from now on, stay away from that bitch Song Qingcheng! If I find you hanging out with her, I will break your legs according to the family law!"

"It's not aunt, who are you?" Cao Bin was speechless.

What slut is wearing no pants and leaking out of her?

The brown high-slit hip-hugging stepmother skirt was worn by her to create a three-dimensional image of a rugby ball.

To be honest, Song Qingxian's face is not ugly except for being a little plump.

Girls, even if they don't look so iconic, as long as they have a slightly normal personality, some people will like them.

Unlike Song Qingxian in front of her.

As soon as I opened my mouth, I was greeted by a disgusting stench.

There is no trace of the temperament that a famous lady should have on her body, she just looks like a walking bowl of greasy meat.

The key is that she is still complacent, with the most beautiful and arrogant attitude of my mother.

She was holding a tulip in her hand and sniffing it pretentiously, probably wanting to tell Cao Bin that she is more beautiful than flowers... Ouch!

"Auntie!? Cao, do you want to die! Who are you calling an auntie? You are the auntie! Your whole family is an auntie! You are blind, but my aunt is the number one little princess in Xiang Island!"

"Forget it. Since you are so handsome, I will forgive you this time. Be careful next time what you say, otherwise I, as your wife, will really have to legislate your family!"

"..."

Cao Bin was very happy.

The world is so big, and this is the first time I have seen someone more shameless than myself.

He smiled and said: "Princess? If you like the princess, there are many in the box. Why should I look for you?"

"You're not looking for me? Who are you going to look for? Could it be that you still want to hook up with that little bitch Song Qingcheng!"

"Don't! Qingcheng will never claim to be a princess. She is a queen, and you two are different in generation!"

"Fart, she's the only one to return the queen, she calls herself the queen?"

"Not everyone is like you! You are suitable for ringing the bell at Notre Dame de Paris. After all, you look like Picasso!"

"Are you praising my beauty?" Song Qingxian raised her neck proudly, still complacent.

Cao Bin said happily: "Yes, yes, I'm just praising you for your beauty. I'm not afraid of ghosts at night after you hang the painting on the wall. Why don't you send me a selfie? It's better than a door god to ward off evil spirits when you go home."

"You humiliate me?"

"No, what about complimenting you? Miss Song still needs to study more in the future, otherwise it will be embarrassing if others praise you but can't hear it."

"You...what are you, you dare to mock me!"

"Do you need me to ridicule you? You are like a bitter gourd, you know. You are dressed so cool and look so cool. Don't waste your efforts. No matter how dangerous you are, it is useless even if you look safe."

"You, you... Daddy, Mommy! He insulted me, you help me get him! Get him on the bed!"

"..."

Cao Bin has really seen what it means to be a real crotch kid today.

Isn't this Song Qingxian a living example.

Noble big family.

There are many wonderful things.

"Okay, see you again, it's time to say goodbye."

Cao Bin got up.

"I came in a hurry, and I didn't bring any greetings. Why don't I write a couplet for Mr. Song and Mrs. Sister-in-law."

Regardless of whether they agreed or not, Cao Bin walked to the desk and inkstone.

After one operation, the work is completed.

He walked away and took the tulip in Song Qingxian's hand by the way!

"The flowers are good, but the people are fine, aunt, you deserve better, I don't."

"You...you stop!" Song Qingxian was unwilling but still curious to see what he wrote.

The first couplet: The face is yellow and the buttocks are flat, the person is empty and thin, and the old lotus is showing sharp corners? The rice bowl is too small.

The second couplet: The flower path has never been swept by guests. Where can the jade man teach how to play the flute? The silver needle is too old.

Banner: pitiful and ridiculous, man and woman

In order to prevent her from being illiterate and unable to understand Cao Bin, she even thoughtfully wrote a note:

Jackal: chai, read the second sound, a kind of beast. It looks like a wolf, is thinner, barks like a dog, has a small mind, and is greedy and tyrannical.

Mao: mao, read the fourth tone, interpreted as old

"Mommy, Daddy, come and read, it seems to be written by you~"

The couple were also a little curious when they heard this.

Come over, just take a look.

The faces of the two of them instantly looked like they had eaten shit.

"This face is yellow-faced, buttocks are empty and thin, and Lao He just showed his sharp corners. He was talking about you, Mommy, saying that you are a yellow-faced woman with small breasts. My brother and I are the most pitiful. Back then, you refused to feed us because of your small breasts." All I can do is..."

"Shut up!" Chen Qiaoyun's eyes glowed green as if he wanted to eat people.

"What's so fierce, I'm not wrong, and your daddy, this flower path has never been swept away, where can the beautiful man teach the flute? It's clear that you have left Mommy alone for so many years. I'm afraid that's not the case. Too good. I understand! Hmph, Cao Bin also said that I am uneducated, do I seem uneducated? I am educated!"

"Shut up! Song Qingxian, are you short-hearted! Sleeping stars are stupid! Get out! Get out of here!"

"What's so fierce! You don't have the ability to help me keep a man, why are you angry at me! Besides, what I said is the truth, hmph, where is there no grass in the end of the world, isn't it just a Cao Bin, who can't sleep if he doesn't sleep?" Sleep, there are plenty of other men waiting for me to sleep!"

"..."

Killing people.

Song Li and Chen Qiaoyun never dreamed that the most painful sword would be the backstab from the idiot's daughter.

It hurts, it hurts!

"It must be Song Qingcheng's bastard, otherwise Cao Binze would not know about our family's private affairs." Chen Qiaoyun was cold.

Snapped!

Song Li slapped his wife.

"Why are you crazy hitting me! Why don't you hit Cao Bin?"

"Stinky bitch! You still have the guts to say that your legs are weak after being called a sister-in-law, don't you? If you're the same as your daughter, these people have long wanted to put a hat on me!"

Chen Qiaoyun, who was covering her face, was stunned for a moment, and then came to life: "Yes! You are right! I can't bear it long ago, but can I blame me? For so many years, if you didn't turn on the signal light of Ultraman every time Hurry up, as for my old lady, who is a widow and a widow? "

"Okay! Smelly Sanba, I will kill you today!"

"Come on! I've had enough too, I'm going to fight with you today!"

A pair of couplets breaks the defense of two people.

In an instant, there was chaos in the room.

Dog bites dog, two mouth hair...

When Cao Bin went out, Qingcheng still stayed outside.

The moment she saw him, she was visibly relieved.

I seem to have won the bet.

"Where did the flowers come from?" Qingcheng turned around, with her hands behind her back, her steps brisk, her back to Cao Bin behind her, and the smile on her face was undisguised.

"It was snatched."

"Do you know the language of tulips?" Qingcheng asked.

"have no idea."

"Caring, caring, competent!"

"So that's how it is. It perfectly expresses my feelings for you. No~ I'll send you off, Mr. Song!"

"Pfft~" Song Qingcheng finally couldn't help laughing: "Get out~ Don't smell... eh!"

Her delicate body shook, her red lips fell, and Qingcheng froze on the spot.

This guy is getting too much.

never mind.

Just... give him a little reward.

Thinking of this, Qingcheng slowly closed her eyes...