Villain: Marrying A Vegetative Heroine, Crazy Posting

"Brother, are you a big-headed ghost?!"

"Last time...I have to be an older brother, and you are more like a younger sister."

Hearing Su Qingge's outrageous remarks.

Lin Xuan couldn't hold it back, stretched out his hand and flicked the girl's smooth forehead.

[Ouch~(〃＞Van＜)Damn it! ]

[A gentleman talks with his words but never with his hands! Actually hitting a woman? ! ]

[Isn’t this bullying me into not being able to move? Otherwise, I'll have to jump up and give you a couple of hits! (•́へ•́╬) ]

[And I don’t want to be a sister? I want to be a sister! Sister is the queen, shine with confidence~~~]

...........

Feeling the slight pain coming from his forehead, Su Qingge expressed displeasure.

Suddenly, she discovered that she still had the ability to fight back.

So I immediately started the love-and-kill mode...

"Si~~~"

When Lin Xuan was feeling proud, he suddenly felt a stinging pain in his palm. When he looked closely, he saw that the girl's little hand was pinching the flesh of his palm.

"It hurts, it hurts~~ Qingge. I'm right, you are my sister!"

"We were born in the same year and in different months, I was born in September. Aren't you younger than me?"

September?

When Su Qingge heard Lin Xuan reveal his date of birth, he suddenly became energetic.

She controlled her fingers and made several gestures on Lin Xuan's palm.

[I am July. ]

After confirming the status of the eldest sister, Su Qingge felt very proud.

╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!

How about it? !

Now you know who is the sister, right? !

Why don't you call me Sister Su?

Just when Su Qingge was feeling proud, Lin Xuan's voice sounded again.

After understanding the meaning of the other party's words, she almost jumped up with anger on the spot.

"That's right! Qing Ge! I am September and you are July. I am older than you!"

"Look! 9>7, this is an arithmetic problem that elementary school students know. The conclusion that I am older than you is completely reasonable!"

Su Qingge: ".........."

Are you polite?

Arithmetic problems that even elementary school students know? ! !

If primary school students heard it, they would think you were insulting their IQ...

Outside, Lin Xuan grinned.

He also didn't expect that Su Qingge was actually two months older than him.

But it is impossible to call me sister, and it is impossible to call me sister in this life!

Anyway, if you can't get up, it's not my decision. If you have the ability, get up and beat me...

Facing Lin Xuan's confusion of right and wrong, Su Qingge was speechless.

But she was too lazy to argue with some childish guy for fear of lowering her IQ.

Just wait until you wake up completely later, and then use the majesty of your sister to teach him how to be a good brother...

Finally, she left the word [6] on Lin Xuan's palm.

The next second, Lin Xuan's exaggerated voice came.

"What? Qingge, you were born in June, so you are even younger. 9-6=3, you are three months younger than me!"

Su Qingge: "This guy....(•́へ•́╬)."

However, Lin Xuan is also afraid of being "domestically abused" by a young girl again.

So he only teased a few words and immediately changed the topic.

"Ahem..."

"By the way, Qing Ge. Let's not talk about this for now. Didn't you say you wanted to hear a story last time? I'll tell you!"

Recall the story Lin Xuan previewed last time.

Su Qingge's attention was instantly drawn back, and he was suddenly full of interest.

[Speak quickly! Damn broken dog. ]

"..."

Under the urging of the girl, Lin Xuan stopped delaying, straightened up his language, and began to tell the story with great emotion...

"a long long time ago......."

"There is a place called Stone Village, and there lives a ninja named Uzumaki Naruto. He is the hero of the village and the great enemy of Naruto Luffy."

"On this day, the person Naruto loved most, his wife Sasuke, was kidnapped by Luffy's organization "Akatsuki". "

"In order to save Sasuke, Naruto decided to challenge Hokage Luffy and launch an unprecedented top war."

"He passed inhumane training. Finally, he opened the fifth level of chakra and became the strongest Sun Thief Ka."

"So, the unprecedented-scale war on the top began. Naruto relied on the power of the fifth-level Sun God to push Naruto Luffy into a desperate situation step by step."

"However, Luffy is Hokage after all, and his strength is unfathomable. At the critical moment, he used a move called Earth Explosion Star, which almost caused the world to feel pain!"

"Fortunately, Naruto activated the sixth level of death mode at the critical moment. With a powerful Getsuga Tenshō, he defeated Naruto Luffy and successfully rescued Sasuke."

"In order to repay Naruto's life-saving grace, Sasuke promised to give birth to two boys and one girl for Naruto. They were named Tang Chuan, Xiao Wu, and Xiao Yan..."

“…..”

Lin Xuan looked excited and danced while telling the story, completely immersed in his story.

In the dark prison of consciousness...

[This story seems a bit confusing? But it’s still very touching! ]

[Especially for the sake of his wife Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto entered the war alone and challenged the world's strongest Hokage Luffy here...]

[This undying love between two people! It’s really rare in the world! ]

[Can you actually make up such a story? Is Lin Xuan really a genius? ! ]

[The only thing that's a little wrong...]

[Why do the three children they gave birth to all seem to be the protagonists in the previous story? ! ]

[Xiao Wu and Xiao Yan have lovers and eventually become brothers and sisters? ? ? ]

[It’s a good thing you haven’t heard the previous story, otherwise you’d have no ears to listen to it! ]

[What kind of German orthopedic plot is this! ! ! ]

...........

After listening to the fairy tale told by Lin Xuan.

Su Qingge was very satisfied and found it touching.

Except for the last part about the child, which left her a little speechless, the other plots were pretty good~~

At least after she lost her mind, it was still fun to listen to the story as a pastime, and she still had more to say...

[Not enough, I want more. ]

Looking at the fonts drawn by Su Qingge in the palm of his hand, Lin Xuan smiled.

"Qing Ge, let's do it next time! Now it's time for the massage session that we love to see, Jie Jie Jie..."

"By the way, let's preview the new story!"

"The Boiling Sheep from Gou Xiong Ling, after licking the Great Accomplishment, proclaimed himself [Licking God], and successfully cheated on Red Wolf. After the union of the wolf and the sheep, they gave birth to Bald Qiang."

"And the story of Big Big Wolf, who was selling power at a stall in Yangcun, turned into a cuckold in anger after learning about it, carried the Vast Sky Hammer to kill the Misty Cloud Sect, and killed the god alone."

"..."

After giving a brief trailer, Lin Xuan remained silent.

You want it, but I can't give it to you.

Because of the sweetness, only a little bit becomes precious.

Lin Xuan knows the importance of arousing women's curiosity and chooses to stop at it...

And the fact is just as he thought!

Su Qingge was so itchy at the moment that she wanted to jump up and give Lin Xuan a few "flicks and flicks."

[Ahhh! I want to hear it! Damn broken dog! ]

[You might as well not give a warning. The more you do this, the more it will offend people's hearts and arouse curiosity and just ignore it, right? ! ]

[How is this different from those scumbags who always give up but always give up? You have to start and finish everything, you know! ! ! ]

[(〃＞Van＜)Short, short, you are really too short! ! ! ]

...........

But no matter how much Su Qingge felt itchy? !

Lin Xuan always went his own way, rubbed his hands, and went to bed with a skillful smile.

(￣ ii ￣;) suck~~~

The exciting post-posting session has finally begun~~~

Jiejiejie~~~

Just when Lin Xuan held the girl tightly in his arms like he did every night before, and was about to start doing whatever he wanted...

The door was suddenly opened.

A little loli broke in, followed by an ordinary young man.

"Sister Wife, Onii-chan~~~"

"I came to see you! ( • ̀ω•́ )✧Did you miss me?!"

Lin Xuan: ".........."

I miss you big-headed ghost! ! !

If you don't come early or late, you'll just come at the critical moment, right...

Are you my destiny nemesis? ? ?

Even though I was complaining crazily in my heart, I realized that my uncle was following closely...

Lin Xuan suddenly entered the sage mode, with a look of total emptiness on his face, and felt half a meter away from Su Qingge.

now.

Form is emptiness, emptiness is form.

woman? Red pink skull, stop!

I am a gentleman, and I am an eminent monk.

After controlling the expression on his face, Lin Xuan turned his attention to Chen Kexin.

Don’t you know this? Are you shocked when you see it? ! (ΩДΩ)

Wearing white suspenders and holding a basketball in his hand.

The black hair was parted on both sides with styling water, forming a middle parting.

This outfit, this style, looks like a female lolita version of ikun.

"How's it going? Onii-chan! Today I'm cosplaying the most popular God of War suit."

"Haha... I didn't expect you to be Xiaohei... Forget it, you can't handle this look! Mouse Tail Juice!"

"(ˉ▽￣~) Tsk~~I went to learn it specially, how could I not master it! Look at me... dribbling with my crotch!!!"

"..."

Finished.

Chen Kexin held the basketball and threw it towards her crotch.

I have to say, I really learned well...

But Lin Xuan's mind had already completely left the crazy Chen Kexin and shifted to the young man at the door of the room.

The other party was standing at the door of the room with his hands in his pockets, just like yesterday.

He was severely restricted by the little Lolita at the door of the room, but he couldn't get in.

"Brother Su Fan."

"Um."

Seeing Lin Xuan greeting him, Su Fan nodded lightly.

He looked at the little girl leaning on Lin Xuan's arms, and felt a hint of dissatisfaction instinctively in his heart. (#￣～￣#)

However, he also knew that Lin Xuan was a gentleman, and he was forced to act like this out of helplessness.

After all, the other party wanted his little sister to recover as soon as possible.

Especially when he found that his younger sister looked even worse than yesterday, Su Fan was very grateful for Lin Xuan's efforts.

He resisted not being used to it and wanted to show Lin Xuan a kind smile.

But because he is really not used to smiling.

When Lin Xuan saw that smile that was uglier than crying, alarm bells rang in his heart.

(ÒωÓױ) There is murderous intent! ! !

With this terrible smile, my uncle is not thinking about how to fuck my waist~~~

then!

During the massage, Lin Xuan performed the role of a gentleman to the extreme and tried his best to avoid any misunderstandings like "Brother is currently doing this".

[what's the situation? Why does Lin Xuan ignore me so much? I'm charged with electricity? ]

[Is it because of outsiders again? ]

[Girl Kexin, why do you bring a bodyguard with you every day? Just take it with you and let him stay in Low Grade upstairs! ]

[Really, this all affects Lin Xuan's performance. ]

[Ahem...Of course, I don't want Lin Xuan to do anything excessive to me. ]

[It’s just that the two sides are so far apart, which may affect the treatment effect. ]

[Damn Su Fan, this is a stumbling block on my road to recovery! ]

[No, I have to find a way to get rid of this outsider...]

...........

As a person involved, Su Qingge is very sensitive.

The difference in Lin Xuan was noticed immediately, and his movements became much stiffer.

And the reasons she could think of...

There were only two people suddenly in the room.

Chen Kexin ruled it out first because Lin Xuan used to treat her as if she didn't exist and her massage techniques were very smooth and comfortable.

Then the only outsider left is Su Fan.

Think about this.

The girl who originally had no affection for Su Fan was now even more disgusted with him...

...........

now.

Lin Group, employee dormitory.

Bang bang bang! ! !

The sounds of smashing and angry curses echoed in the corridor.

"Damn, how dare these bastards attack me!!!"

"I want revenge. These are a bunch of low-class poor people who don't know their identity. I am the powerful person in the Lin family!"

"There is also that beast who fabricated facts. He trapped me into injustice, and I am his biological father! He can do such a thing, he has no conscience at all!!!"

“…..”

In the living room.

Lin Jianjun was holding a baseball bat and smashing furniture such as TVs and washing machines.

His face was bruised and swollen, and he had obviously been beaten.

The suit on his body was torn, like tattered strips of cloth hanging on his body.

Not far away from Lin Jianjun, Lin Hao and his son were standing next to the sofa, their bodies more or less colorful.

They all tried their best to escape from the hospital by hiding under the cover of the hospital security guards.

"These bastards! The products of our Lin Group must be high-quality products! How could there be any problem?"

"How dare these ignorant bitches talk nonsense. Don't you know that defamation is punishable by jail time?!!"

“…..”

Lin Jianjun was tired of smashing, holding a baseball bat, pacing back and forth in the hall, muttering and cursing in his mouth.

But if someone observed carefully, they would definitely see the fear in his pupils.

After all, no matter how tough he talks!

But so many patients in the hospital all said that they had problems after using "beautifying ointment".

With so many coincidences, even Lin Jianjun firmly believed that his company's products were fine.

At this moment, I couldn't help but feel a little shaken, and a little afraid...