Villain: Marrying A Vegetative Heroine, Crazy Posting

"I call you sister if I lose? OK! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧"

"Then if you lose, just call me...Brother Lin Xuan."

"Are you ready? Do you start? Or should I start?"

Lin Xuan opened the [Idiom Solitaire Book], prepared for victory, and urged confidently.

In the dark space of consciousness...

When Su Qingge heard that he would be called "brother" if he lost the bet, he immediately got goosebumps all over his body.

Huh~~

So disgusting~~

How come she has almost never called anyone else this name when she has grown up? !

Even when she once faced her brother Su Yang, she always called him by his first name, and occasionally called "big brother" when she was in a good mood.

You actually want me to call "Brother Lin Xuan"...

w(ﾟДﾟ)wahah~~

I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I can't bear even thinking about it! ! !

But when I think about the probability of losing, I realize that it is only 5%. Such a low possibility...

Must win! ! !

ヾ(￣ー￣)X(^▽^)ゞ.

So Su Qingge no longer struggled and accepted the challenge with confidence.

[You start it. ]

"Okay. Then listen carefully."

Lin Xuan did not refuse and took the lead without hesitation.

"Chicken, you are so beautiful."

Su Qingge: "......"

Could it be that I have been in a coma for too long and have been eliminated by the times?

Are you sure this is an idiom? ? ?

This should be regarded as an Internet slang...

The girl kept complaining in her heart.

But seeing that Lin Xuan couldn't even distinguish between "idioms" and "Internet slang", Su Qingge became more confident.

Whatever.

Seeing that Lin Xuan was "hopelessly illiterate", she reluctantly admitted this idiom.

[Beautiful as Celestial Immortal. ]

"Immortal beauty."

Lin Xuan didn't cheat at the beginning. He wanted to learn based on his real talent first and see if he could have a try with Su Qingge...

[The appearance is in harmony with the spirit. ]

"Otherworldly."

[Vulgar text. ]

"weigh every word."

[Considering the deficiency of the surplus agent. ]

"The empty boat floats with tiles."

[The cauldron thunders. ]

"Ring the bells and set up the cauldron."

soon.

The battle between the two sides has become fierce. You come and I go back and forth, refusing to give in to each other.

But the further back he went, the more Lin Xuan was unable to do what he wanted.

He had to admit...

Su Qingge's knowledge reserve cannot be underestimated.

Especially in order to end the "battle" as quickly as possible, the other party seemed to have found some relatively uncommon and unheard of idioms, which made Lin Xuan's brain suddenly shut down...

"Ding... Ding? Let me think about it..."

Lin Xuan was stuck and couldn't answer.

Su Qingge suddenly felt happy, knowing that the other party had run out of ammunition and food.

[Running out of words? If not, surrender! ]

[You are already very powerful, brother. I have no shame in losing to my sister. ]

This is the girl's true words......

Lin Xuan was able to use so many uncommon idioms and compete with her to such an extent that she was impressed.

Losing to her is normal and should not be embarrassing.

But these "extremely arrogant" words fell into Lin Xuan's ears, and they were a naked provocation.

"Hmph! Who said I can't do it! How can a man say he can't do it? (￣_,￣ )"

In order to ensure his future family status, he suppressed Su Qingge's arrogant temper.

Lin Xuan raised his eyebrows, he had to call in foreign aid.

After opening the [Idiom Solitaire Book], he cheated on the spot and became invincible for a while.

"Ding Yu Mu Yan."

Um? ? ?

Did you actually figure it out? !

It's interesting, but how long can you last?

Facing Lin Xuan, he had an idea.

Su Qingge didn't take it seriously, just thinking that the other party came up with it by luck.

But how could it be possible to win by just relying on this kind of luck? !

Abdominal poetry and gas from China.

The wealth of knowledge accumulated over the years has given the girl the strong confidence to conquer everything.

Faced with Lin Xuan's desperate counterattack, she easily wrote the answer "shushuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuashuash"" Lin Xuan's desperate counterattack.

[The residence of the sparrow. ]

But what the girl doesn’t know is...

From this moment on, her opponent is no longer human, but the crystallization of human wisdom - intelligent AI.

"With ulterior motives."

[Measure the sky and the sea. ]

"The seas boil and the rivers overturn."

[Earthshaking. ]

"The land is vast and the people are sparsely populated."

[Strange. ]

"Strange power and chaos."

[Bright and Spirited. ]

"Feeling proud."

[Awesome and majestic. ]

"swagger."

[Staggering. ]

"Staggering late."

...........

After half an hour of continuous confrontation, Su Qingge's reply speed became slower and slower, and he spent more time thinking.

obviously.

The girl gradually fell into a state of being at a loss for words.

Even so, this war between humans and AI still opened Lin Xuan's eyes.

If you only rely on your true talents to learn...

He may not be able to hold on for a few minutes before he is killed by the AI.

But Su Qingge became more and more courageous as he fought, and his quick questions and answers were staggering.

Unfortunately, there are always limits to human brainpower compared to AI.

Man-machine war!

After fighting thousands of idioms, the end finally came...

[Don’t practice cattle and sheep? Practice....Practice....]

[Can't think of it, I lose. (o_ _)ﾉ ]

Perhaps because he spent too much brainpower, Su Qingge finally wrote the word "surrender" on the paper out of unwillingness.

[┗( ´・∧・｀)┛Surrendered~~ ]

[Lin Xuan, have you ever memorized a complete collection of idioms? It’s a bit awesome! ]

I thought it was a guaranteed game to win.

Su Qingge never expected... that she would lose? ? ?

Although a little depressed. (#￣～￣#)

But she was convinced to lose.

Lin Xuan's knowledge reserve is indeed far beyond her imagination.

Su Qingge still admired this.

The two sides faced each other head-on. She tried her best, but she had no regrets. Even though she lost, she was honored.

But when I thought about the bet, I had to call the other person "brother."

Su Qingge felt a little shy for a moment.

Fortunately, Lin Xuan knew that he could win without force and had no intention of forcing Su Qingge to fulfill the agreement.

"Forget it, Qingge. I don't want you to be in trouble, so cancel the bet just now!"

Hearing this, Su Qingge was moved and happy, but at the same time, she seemed to have a little regret in her heart.

In fact, she is not that opposed to this bet...

[Lin Xuan, I want to have another round with you. ]

[Still based on the previous "bet", I will never lose again this time. ]

now.

Su Qingge was upset after losing the game and decided to challenge Lin Xuan again.

She really didn't believe it.

Will he lose to Lin Xuan in terms of knowledge reserve? !

"You're still here? You can't win!"

Lin Xuan raised his eyebrows and glanced at the [Idiom Solitaire Collection] on his phone, full of confidence.

[Don’t underestimate me! ! ! ]

"Okay~~ Since you refuse to admit defeat! Then I will let you experience the absolute gap in strength between us."

While Lin Xuan was still having fun...

Su Qingge has proposed a new way of playing the game.

[This time I want to face off against you. ]

"Right? Okay! Qingge, do you want to give the question? Or should I do it?"

[I will write the first couplet, and you will write the second couplet. ]

Su Qingge was not polite and chose to take the initiative.

To be honest, "right pairs" is not her strong suit.

But the girl firmly believes that Lin Xuan is similar.

After all, compared to the four-character idiom.

"Pairing" is a literary art of a higher level of difficulty, and very few people can easily figure it out.

Because the sentences in the upper and lower couplets need to match in terms of semantics, phonology, and tone.

This requires the use of various literary knowledge, such as rhetoric, historical allusions, etc.

Extremely difficult.

If you don’t have enough literary ink in your stomach, you probably won’t be able to hold in a fart for a long time.

So this time...

Su Qingge was 95% sure that he would never lose again.

"Let's start! Qingge, I'm ready."

Gently lifting the flowing hair of the girl in his arms, Lin Xuan urged softly.

At the same time, he silently took out his mobile phone again, opened the [Strongest Pair Collection] software, and was ready! ! !

Under his gaze, Su Qingge took the lead in attacking.

On the white paper, the pen and ink are flowing freely.

Brush brush brush——

[The bright moon shines on the screen window, everyone is bright and bright. ]

Looking at the first couplet that appeared on the paper, Lin Xuan calmly read the second couplet.

"The breeze blows on the pond, and the breeze blows like a breeze."

Appreciating this neat second line, Su Qingge couldn't help but give Lin Xuan a thumbs up in her heart.

good!

Good point! ! !

Interesting? !

Unexpectedly, Lin Xuan doesn't look serious on weekdays.

But is his talent and literary talent so profound?

But think about it...

Needless to say, he is talented enough to write so many classic songs that can be passed down through generations.

It is normal for an ordinary pair to fail him.

Think about this.

Su Qingge gradually became serious and began to use the knowledge he had learned throughout his life.

She has to go all out to defeat Lin Xuan, which is the greatest respect for him.

As for Lin Xuan...

Then try your best to learn the second couplet based on your true ability.

Of course...if you can't tell the truth, then you can only cheat...

[Flowers bloom and fall all over the sky. ]

"It's raining and snow is falling all over the sky."

[Zhu Bajie wears a suit and tie. ]

"Sun Wukong wears a cotton-padded jacket and squeezes into the bus."

[Red carp and green carp and donkey. ]

"Egret and gray heron and dove."

[The boy hits the tung seeds, the tung seeds fall, and the boy is happy. ]

"The girl gnawed the duck's head. The duck's head is salty, and the girl disliked it."

[The sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind, the continent is against the sky. ]

"The river is against the Han Dynasty, the green is against the red, and Yu Bo is against the Thunder God."

[The stars on the chessboard are made from heaven, who can play them? ]

"The ground is rice paper and the river is ink, who dares to draw?"

...........

Half an hour later.

The two of them were still going back and forth, refusing to give in to each other.

One person writes quickly and the other person answers fluently.

Soon, another two and a half minutes passed.

The two sides have already fought fiercely over hundreds of pairs.

But until this time, Su Qingge was gradually unable to do what he wanted.

She racked her brains and came up with the image of a female academic tyrant...the last stubborn struggle...

[Ten thoughts, thinking about the king, the country, and the country. ]

To this.

Lin Xuan's teasing voice came.

At the same time, the girl felt that her cheek was being gently kneaded.

"Appreciate it with eight eyes, enjoy the flowers, the moon, and... clear songs."

Pfft——

Total defeat w(ﾟДﾟ)w! ! !

Su Qingge was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood and doubted his life.

It was a game that I thought was a sure win, but now I am completely defeated.

Not only was he completely crushed by the opponent, but he was also teased in turn.

[No more playing, (o_ _)ﾉ No more playing, I lost. ]

[You are indeed better than me. ]

Although a little unwilling.

But Su Qingge is not a person who cannot afford to lose. If he loses, he loses.

Lin Xuan defeated her through real talent and learning.

And she did try her best, so there is nothing to regret if she loses. She even has a little... little admiration for her.

Because she likes talented people.

Now that Lin Xuan has completely crushed her, Su Qingge has naturally changed her mind a lot.

Especially the exposure of his vast knowledge made Su Qingge seem to have uncovered the tip of Lin Xuan's iceberg.

Looking back on all the miracles Lin Xuan has created during this period...

She had a vague feeling that there must be other big secrets hidden in this man.

Just when the girl was thinking wildly, Lin Xuan's excited voice came.

"Xiao Qingge, you lost. Then fulfill the bet! Come on, call me Brother Lin Xuan."

"Uh... I forgot that you can't speak yet. Then you can write it down, hurry up, hurry up~~"

Su Qingge: "......"

ε＝ε＝ε＝(#＞д＜)ﾉ.

So disgusting~~

So embarrassing~~

The girl had goosebumps all over her body. She really didn’t want to scream! ! !

Even her eldest brother has never been treated like this...

Now he has to call him this...a younger brother? !

I can’t do it o(＞﹏＜)o~~

the other side.

When Lin Xuan saw that the girl had not moved, he narrowed his eyes and started to stir up trouble:

"ε=(´ο｀*)))Hey...it's okay, Qing Ge."

"You are a girl and you have great beauty. Even if you don't keep your word, I won't blame you."

Under the provocation, Su Qingge suddenly became unhappy.

What's wrong with girls?

I'm not one of those people who rely on my face to make a living, so I won't keep my word. !

Thinking like this, Su Qingge paid his bet with two "swipes".

[Lin Xuangiegie. ]

"Uh...why do you think you have some tea in your speech?"

"Can you change it to Chinese characters? Pinyin doesn't matter, I'm going to show it off everywhere!"

(ÒωÓױ)Nani? ? ?

Hearing that Lin Xuan was about to show off, Su Qingge couldn't lie down immediately.

If she hadn't been unable to move, she would 100% jump up, grab the paper, and commit humane destruction.

If word of this gets spread!

Then her cold image as the coldest female CEO in the Magic City was completely gone.

Just when Su Qingge was thinking hard and didn't know how to find an excuse to snatch the note back...

Outside the door.

A clear and sweet voice came.

"Ouni-chan! Sister Qingge! I, Chen Kenan, am here."

This sound...

Just by hearing his voice, Lin Xuan guessed who it was.

That female brat came to ruin my wonderful "sticking" time again.

Lin Xuan's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the door of the room out of the corner of his eye. He was immediately stunned by Chen Kexin's new look.

Wearing black-rimmed glasses.

Wearing a dark blue suit with a white shirt and a red bow tie around his neck...

now.

Detective Chen Kenan is here! ! !

Asking for a gift~~❤