Villain: Marrying A Vegetative Heroine, Crazy Posting

Jinling, outside the Fairy Sword Inn.

There was an aunt who grabbed her older single son and gave her endless instructions:

"Baoguo! The blind date I made for you is waiting for you at table 9 in the inn. This girl was introduced by your Aunt Liu!"

"Now that you are a big boss, you can't miss this opportunity again..."

"..."

The aunt spoke sincerely, but her son Ma Baoguo always looked inferior, waving his hands and shaking his head.

"No, Mom! I'm not going. It's not like you don't know I have bad breath!"

"The number of blind dates I've had so far is probably 800 if not 1,000. Once those women smell my bad breath, they basically won't do anything about it."

"I have given up. It would be nice to be alone in this life."

"........."

Ma Baoguo sighed. He didn't want his wife and children to be on the hot bed.

But because his bad breath problem has not been solved for a long time, no woman likes him at all.

Even though he spent a lot of time and money trying to improve this problem through various methods, the treatment effect was still unsatisfactory.

Facing her frustrated son, the aunt looked distressed and could only comfort her softly.

...........

"Son, don't you usually like a singer named [L]?"

"I heard that his company has produced a pill specifically for treating bad breath, called [Baiwei Deodorant Pill]. It claims that after taking it, it can cure bad breath 100%."

"Mom asked someone to bring you one. You can try it to see if it has any effect."

“…..”

With the mentality of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, the aunt took out a golden pill and stuffed it into Ma Baoguo's hand.

Ah...this? !

Has my idol [L] started a company?

I've been playing the Bleach VS Naruto mini-game all day today, and I really didn't notice what was going on online...

Ma Baoguo was slightly surprised, and with a dubious attitude, he took the pills handed over by his mother, threw them into his mouth, and started chewing them immediately.

But he didn't hold out much hope...

After all, the problem of bad breath has been with him for too many years.

Ma Baoguo doesn't believe that just one little golden pill can cure the problems that have plagued him for many years.

However, fate always seems to bring about a turning point inadvertently.

When Ma Baoguo put the elixir into his mouth, he instantly felt a warm feeling spreading in his mouth.

Gradually, the peculiar smell in his mouth began to dissipate, replaced by a faint fragrance...

"Ha~~~"

"Σ(⊙▽⊙"aMom, smell it. This... this is?!"

Sensing some changes, Ma Baoguo breathed out in shock, and suddenly found that the bad breath that had troubled him for many years seemed to have really disappeared out of thin air...

"It doesn't stink, my son doesn't stink! It's great, it's great! Your bad breath is finally cured!"

"In this case, you will definitely be able to find a wife! What a blessing from our ancestors!"

"I will enshrine [L]'s tablet when I get home. He is the benefactor of our Ma family, and he wants to accept the incense of our Ma family for generations."

"............"

The aunt had a look of enjoyment on her face and breathed in Ma Baoguo's breath hard, feeling the fragrance coming to her nostrils.

She couldn't help but shed tears, hugged her son, and cried with joy.

No one knows how many cold looks and ridicules the mother and son have encountered in the past few years in order to cure their bad breath, but with little effect.

Now because of this little pill...

The Ma family will be passed down for generations to come, which is truly a blessing from heaven! ! ! !

...........

"Okay, son! Let's go on a blind date first! That girl is at table 9, don't keep me waiting."

"This time, show off your personal charm and make the girl surrender to your crotch in one fell swoop!!!"

"Mom is still waiting to hold her grandson~~~ Go, go, go~~"

"I want to go home now, take down the ancestral tablets, and replace them with [L]'s virtual avatar."

“…..”

While the aunt was excited, she suddenly remembered the blind date and quickly gave her son a push.

"Mom! Don't worry! My son will bring your wife back to you tonight."

Ma Baoguo slapped his chest continuously with a look of pride on his face.

After curing his bad breath, he suddenly felt like he was good again and was confident in his appearance.

Immediately, he walked into the inn with a majestic step as if he didn't recognize his relatives, walked all the way to Room 9, pushed the door open and entered...

Originally, Ma Baoguo didn't have much expectations for his mother's vision.

But I never expected...

Sitting in the room... were actually two beautiful girls.

The one on the left is petite and has a loli figure. She is wearing a JK uniform and a two-dimensional cosplay outfit. She looks extremely cute.

The girl on the right was wearing a pure white dress, her skin was like cream, and her temperament was pure and flawless. Ma Baoguo suddenly dreamed back to that time, recalling the best time of his first love.

Si~~~

I go! ! ! (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;)))

Mom’s vision this time is extraordinary! ! ! !

Ma Baoguo's eyes were widened, his breathing was rapid, and his heart was jumping up and down with excitement.

As an older single man approaching 40 years old.

He never expected that the blind date this time would be a girl with such Apex Level quality, and there were two of them in a row.

If I could win these two Supreme Grades, I would be willing to live ten years shorter...

Seeing that the two girls looked surprised and turned to look at him, Ma Baoguo felt that he should take the initiative and fully demonstrate his advantages to leave a deep impression on the girls.

So, he cupped his hands toward the room and said righteously:

"The two young ladies, hereby named Ma Baoguo, are the two high-quality men we are going to have a blind date with this time."

"I am a Martial Artist, the founder of Primordial Origin Tai Chi Association, and currently the leader of Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi."

"No more nonsense! Please let the two ladies appreciate my original special attack - five consecutive lightning whips!"

"........."

In Ma Baoguo's outdated concept, women all seek strength, and they all like men who are stronger than themselves.

So as long as he shows enough strength and makes the girl feel the sense of security from him, he will definitely win the heart of the beauty.

Thinking like this, Ma Baoguo took a deep breath and calmed down, as if he was isolated from the world around him. Only he, his Tai Chi, and the "Five Lightning Whips" he was about to show.

Suddenly, he moved.

The movement was so fast, it was like lightning piercing the night sky...

In the first whip, he rushed forward with lightning speed, but changed direction in an instant and slid across the ground like a loach. His movements looked funny and funny.

With the second whip, he rose into the air, rolled around in the air, and then suddenly fell down, slamming his fists onto the ground.

Click!

The pain made Ma Baoguo grimace, but in order to show off in front of the girl, he pretended to be calm.

Immediately after the third whip was struck, he suddenly jumped back and stretched out his arms, like a roc spreading its wings.

But because he didn't stand firm, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Ma Baoguo managed to hold on and took advantage of the situation to hit the fourth whip.

He suddenly leaned down, put his hands on the ground, and swung his legs randomly in the air, like a funny clown dancing.

Of course, Ma Baoguo, who was unaware of it, quickly made a handsome stand-up gesture and gave the last whip.

This time, he seemed to have exhausted all his strength and shouted loudly, but only punched a light fist...

...........

Pfft——

"Uncle, you are so funny (〃'▽'〃)~~"

Just when Ma Baoguo was proud of his heroic appearance, one of the Loli girls burst out laughing.

What(O_o)? !

My "Five Lightning Whips" are so brave, this girl actually said it was funny? !

Just as Ma Baoguo was about to refute, the Loli girl spoke up again:

"Uncle, did you go to the wrong room? We just came to Jinling for a trip, and we didn't have any blind dates."

Nani (ÒωÓױ)? !

This, this, this...

Impossible, absolutely impossible! ! ! ! ! !

Ma Baoguo looked in disbelief and exited the room in a few steps and looked at the house number [9].

Did I go right? !

Just when Ma Baoguo was confused...

The two girls walked out of the room holding hands. The Loli girl among them looked at the house number, turned [9] 180 degrees into [6] with her hand, and pointed to a room at the end of the corridor. .

"Okay, it turns out it's a 6 over..."

"Uncle, room [9] is over there!"

Ah...this? !

Looking at the two girls' retreating figures, Ma Baoguo's heart seemed to be broken, and he looked like he wanted to cry without tears.

His knees weakened and he knelt down in the corridor, looking up to the sky and screaming.

"No~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

At this moment, a familiar BGM seemed to appear in Ma Baoguo's mind.

[Snowflakes are fluttering~~~North wind is blowing~~~~]

[Heaven and earth~a vast land~~~]

............

Outside the Fairy Sword Inn.

"Susu, are we going back so soon?"

"But didn't you say you were in a bad mood and wanted to travel to relax?"

"We just arrived in Jinling not long ago, why are we going back? Why don't we take a look around?"

"........."

Chen Kexin has black question marks all over her forehead, and she doesn't know why.

She had already planned her next tourist attraction, but Bai Susu suddenly said that she would interrupt her journey and return to the Magic City early.

"No, sorry! But I'm tired now and I want to go home."

Bai Susu looked in the direction of Magic City, her eyes lowered.

Through the live broadcast just now, she finally saw her heart clearly...

Sure enough, she could never let go of her feelings for Lin Xuan.

It has to be said that humans are sometimes nasty creatures.

When that boy used to please her in every possible way...

In fact, she didn't feel much, she just enjoyed the favor with peace of mind.

But now that she has completely lost it, she will feel uncomfortable, miss her, and be reluctant to let go...

After listening to Lin Xuan's live broadcast, Bai Susu suddenly realized that she didn't want to have regrets when she looked back on her life when she got old...

So she wanted to give it a try at the end and return to the magical city to put an end to her feelings.

No matter what the final outcome was, she wanted to say to the boy:

"There was once a true love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it only after losing it. The most painful thing in the world is this."

"If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that boy: [I love you!]"

"If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be ten thousand years..."

"............"

In this way, under Chen Kexin's incomprehensible eyes, the two girls boarded the return plane...

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(.・＿・.)ﾉI’m sorry~Sorry, I’m a bit busy today. I made an appointment to pick up the marriage certificate from 10 to 11 o’clock in the morning.

We set off at around 9 o'clock. When we got there, I thought we would have to queue...

I never expected that no one was getting married at all. I don’t know if it was too early. It seemed that except for us... there was only one couple getting married...

We checked in right away when we arrived, and it was very fast at Transcendent Level.

Making an appointment is easy, just remember to bring your ID card and household registration book

Marriage certificate, proof of a married person

I really didn't expect it...

Now I am also a married person. When I wrote this book, I was still single. In just a few months, I went from a blind date to getting married...

I feel inexplicably emotional.

As for my wife and I, we haven’t taken the final step yet. I want to exercise hard now and wait for the Chinese New Year... I will do that kind of thing in about a month...

I'm a little weak now!

I checked Baidu and found that men have premature ejaculation if it takes less than 3 minutes. Most people take 3-5 minutes. I don’t know if this is true.

When I watch short movies, they last for 2 hours. It’s too fake...

The current progress can be considered as touching...looking...kissing...only the final bottom line has not been broken yet...

It should be the Chinese New Year, I think we should choose an auspicious day...

I took my wife out for dinner today. The restaurant is called [Beiguo Hotel]. It’s so expensive! Any dish costs dozens of yuan, and I spent 227 for a meal, o(╥﹏╥)o......

So expensive! I decided to take my wife to eat rice rolls for 10 yuan in the future~~

Hey~~w(ﾟДﾟ)w

Money is hard to make, shit is hard to eat, but money is spent fast!

Good night, (づ￣3￣)づ╭❤~ By the way, please send me a free power call for love~~~

My parents who provide food and clothing, I beg you, please humble me and bow to the author~~~