Villain: Marrying A Vegetative Heroine, Crazy Posting

[Wow~~~My Qingge is so cool~~~]

[So this is what it feels like to be protected? It feels so safe! Touched + in tears ( Ĭ ^ Ĭ )~~~ ]

[→_→It’s not in vain that I strive to abide by male morality for the sake of my wife~~~ ]

[It was really a right choice to marry into the Su Family to celebrate Qing Ge’s birthday~~]

[My husband-in-law has decided! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧In the future, I will work hard to pass on the family lineage of Qingge and spread the branches and leaves of the Su Family! ]

[uh-huh! ╭(╯^╰)╮It seems that my zodiac plan can be put on the agenda as soon as possible. ]

[But how angry is my aunt today? Why is it so big? ]

[Is it menstruation? Forgot to drink more hot water? ]

[Is it menopause yet? After all, she is also an old woman in her 40s...]

...........

When I was moved by the girl's domineering defense...

Lin Xuan remembered his new skill [Tie Tie Gua Tian] and immediately prepared to use it on Xu Shuyun.

After all, the information he knew about the supporting characters in these novels was only rough and not specific.

Nowadays, only by eating my aunt's melons and getting the information I need can I prescribe the right medicine...

the other side.

(#￣～￣#) Xu Shuyun, who overheard his nephew’s voice, was extremely depressed and the corners of his eyes kept twitching.

Because she couldn't reveal that she had superpowers, she had no choice but to complain crazily in her heart.

Damn little bastard...

Sure enough, people's hearts are separated from each other, and they know people and faces but don't know their hearts!

On the surface, I look like an honest person who respects teachers, but deep down, I am so sinister. You say that I am menstruating and that I am menopausal. How dare you mock me for being an old woman in my 40s? !

w(ﾟДﾟ)wCan you please consider the mood of your elders? ! !

Even under normal circumstances, no one can hear your voice...

But haven’t you ever heard that a gentleman should be cautious in his independence, and should not deceive the dark room, humble himself, and never deceive his heart? !

oops! (ｷ｀ﾟДﾟ´)! ! !

Xu Shuyun was angry, but she also knew that she was in the wrong.

Especially Su Qingge's words gave her a blow, making her realize that she was indeed Meng Lang...

Today's sudden recognition made her feel too impatient and lost her sense of proportion.

Not only did he not consider the feelings of his family members, he even cast doubt on the nephew who had helped his daughter and unleashed hostility on him indiscriminately.

Thinking of this, Xu Shuyun, who had completely calmed down, felt a little ashamed. After a moment of silence, he sincerely apologized to Lin Xuan:

"Sorry! I just... got a little excited."

"It's okay, aunt! Don't take it to heart! I don't care at all! Because I understand your worry about Xiaoling getting hurt."

Lin Xuan smiled and waved his hand, with a magnanimous look on his face, which made Xu Shuyun's brows relax. While he was moved, he also felt a little guilty out of thin air.

perhaps.......

I really thought too much and judged a gentleman with a villain's heart...

After all, Xiaoxuan is so generous and considerate...

At this moment, several more voices suddenly reached Xu Shuyun's ears.

[My eldest aunt really has no sincerity at all! ]

[Apologising with just one mouth and a face full of reluctance? ! ]

[Don’t she know that an apology is useful? Why do you need the police? |_・) ]

[At least give me a billion or eighty million, and beg my forgiveness with tears in your eyes...]

Xu Shuyun: "(#￣～￣#)......"

Well, Bai was moved~~~

w(ﾟДﾟ)wI take back what I just said! ! !

This little brat really doesn't regard money as money...

Does he even know what one billion and eighty million is? Even the richest man in the country would not dare to be so wealthy! ! !

Moreover, I am not satisfied with just giving money, I have to cooperate with tears...

Xu Shuyun's forehead was covered with black lines￣□￣｜｜.

Because there were so many flaws, she didn't know how to react for a moment.

Sensing that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Chu Ling quickly spoke up and took all the responsibility on herself, for fear of escalating the conflict.

"Um...Mom, don't misunderstand...my cousin and the others. The reason for my refusal is the same as what Sister Su said."

"I'm actually worried that other relatives at home won't be able to accept me, so let's give each other some time to adapt."

“…..”

Seeing that his daughter had said this herself, Xu Shuyun had no choice but to put down the thought of taking Chu Ling home for the time being and prepared to stand up and leave.

She needs to go home first and tell her husband and children about Chu Ling before making plans...

And this time!

Lin Xuan has activated the [Tie Tie Melon Field] skill and started eating Xu Shuyun's melons.

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[Um? ! what's going on? Why are the eldest aunt and his wife in a cold war these days? ]

[I wipe it! So...the wisdom of our ancestors cannot be underestimated! ]

[As the saying goes: Women are like wolves at thirty and tigers at forty. ]

[My eldest aunt is just in the stage of being like a tiger and a wolf...]

[I am extremely horny every night. I wear a sexy stepmother skirt with suspenders, spray perfume, get dressed up, and pester my uncle in the room to do embarrassing things...]

[Tsk tsk tsk...This big melon is so exciting! My eldest aunt is still so charming~~~]

[Isn’t it true that my uncle lingers around every night and is tired and out of breath every day, holding his waist to stand up? ! ]

[Isn’t it? My uncle actually refused the temptation of beauty and stayed pregnant? Not only do you deliberately hide from your aunt every night? Are you even reluctant to go home from get off work? ]

[What's going on? Did my uncle cheat on me? ]

[Such an honest uncle? No way, right? ? ? ]

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Chu Ling: "???????"

Don't mess with me? !

I just want to recognize my parents, and you tell me that the father I have never met is a cheating scumbag?

If this big melon is discovered by his mother and his parents divorce...

Then wouldn’t it be possible for me to become a single parent as soon as I returned to the embrace of my family? ? ?

ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3, is my destiny destined to embrace misfortune?

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Xu Shuyun's delicate body trembled: "???????"

No, how does this kid know so much?

Apart from Old Tang, there are some things that even Xiaochuan and the others don’t know? !

But Lin Xuan actually knows the underwear I wear every night? Is there a pinhole camera installed in the house? !

What a shame! ! !

Fortunately, others can't hear my voice, otherwise I wouldn't have died on the spot? ! w(ﾟДﾟ)w!

No, the point is... Did Old Tang cheat on you? ! !

Yeah!

No wonder I always feel that something is wrong with Old Tang these days. From time to time, he works overtime until late at night before going home. It turns out that he is avoiding me on purpose! ! !

He even dared to lie to me and said that he was too tired from work and had no energy to focus on falling in love with a man and a woman.

Do it for a long time...

It turns out that they were all sucked dry by the little vixen outside? !

Unfortunately, I thought Old Tang was honest and honest, unlike other men...

Huh, you'll be dead when I get back! ! !

Just when Xu Shuyun was furious and his eyes were spitting fire...

[All right! It turns out I was overthinking it! Uncle, he didn’t cheat! ]

[I’m just saying that? My uncle is a good person, how could he do something so morally corrupt as cheating? He still loves his aunt very much! ]

[The reason why I don’t want to do the things that a couple loves to do with my aunt at night is because...]

[Kidney deficiency! ! ! ]

[Tsk tsk tsk, my uncle usually doesn’t pay attention to exercise. He stays up late and sits for long periods of time. He is getting older again...]

[A variety of reasons broke out together... This has led to the deterioration of the body. Now I am really powerless! ]

[But my uncle has such a good reputation, how could he have the nerve to show off his cards? ]

[So in the face of his aunt's "enthusiasm", he had no choice but to find ways to delay it again and again. Privately, he was actually distressed and his hair was turning gray! ]

............

Xu Shuyun: "???!!!!!!"

Is this the truth? ! Old Tang did not cheat, or rather...

Now he doesn't even have the ability to do bad things! ! !

But the two of them are an old couple, so he can just tell me directly, and I'm not here...

All right! I still care a lot...

But at least we can arrange a doctor for him right away!

Recalling Tang Guoan's weird behavior during this period, Xu Shuyun gradually believed the contents of his nephew's heart...

[My uncle is awesome! A perfect example of how people are addicted to food! Although my body is in poor condition due to kidney deficiency...]

[But every time, in the dead of night, after my aunt fell asleep after being sulky, she would secretly get up and run to the study to satisfy her physiological needs. →_→ ]

[Because it only lasted 2 and a half seconds, it was so fast that my aunt never noticed it. She just thought that my uncle went to the toilet to poop...]

[Um? Holy shit! My uncle's computer actually cached and downloaded a short movie with a size of more than 20 gigabytes? Japanese and Korean area? Domestic area? Europe and America? All types, everything? ! ]

[I can’t tell! My uncle is simply a role model for our generation! I'll have to discuss it with him when I get a chance! Copy a few copies and go home, enjoy them with Qingge in the dead of night, Jie Jie Jie... ]

[But with my uncle’s face, he will definitely refuse to admit it! never mind! If I can make enough food and clothing by myself, I’d better find an opportunity to secretly copy it! ]

[Anyway, I know my uncle’s computer power-on password, which is...XXXXXXXXXX! ]

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Chu Ling: "(✿◡‿◡)......"

No, o(*////▽////*)qI’m still a child? !

Are the things my cousin said really suitable for me to listen to?

Fortunately, ahem....I actually don't understand it, I don't understand it at all! (o´ω`o)و!

On the hospital bed, a blush suddenly appeared on Chu Ling's originally pale face.

She felt that her ears were dirty and she knew too much. Fortunately, no one except her could hear her heart...

It won’t be too embarrassing~~~

I just didn’t expect that my father, whom I had never met before, would be like this in private...

This big melon... is inexplicably exciting! ! !

Beside the hospital bed, Xu Shuyun was already dumbfounded.

She didn't expect that her husband, Old Tang, had hidden so much and actually got up secretly to watch a movie late at night while she was sleeping.

Moreover, there are more than 20 gigabytes of disgusting stuff stored in the computer. How long will this take? !

No wonder that when she occasionally touched the computer in the study room, Old Tang would quickly follow her with a nervous look on her face.

He also set a password for the computer that only he knew, saying that the contents inside were state secrets...

At this moment, Xu Shuyun put on the face of an old man on the subway, speechless to her husband.

But what frightened her most was... Lin Xuan's voice.

The other party seemed to know the unknown and knew too much.

Some of these things are impossible for outsiders to know except for the parties involved...

Guessing based on some movie routines that Xu Shuyun has invested in...

Could it be that her nephew actually had some power to predict the future? Reborn? Found a magic phone?

With all kinds of doubts and speculations, Xu Shuyun said goodbye and left. Before leaving, he took a deep look at Lin Xuan.

[It’s over, it’s over! My aunt looked at me with such lustful eyes again. Could it be that she really wanted the old cow to eat tender grass? ? ? ]

[Sin, sin, sin! Uncle, I'm sorry for you, it's all because of my damn charm.　　　　~~~~ ]

Boom! ! !

Xu Shuyun, who was about to walk out of the ward, suddenly stumbled and almost fell, hitting his forehead on the door panel.

"I'm fine, don't come over!"

After snoring at his concerned nephew, Xu Shuyun covered his forehead and disappeared from the door of the ward as if fleeing...

In the ward.

Lin Xuan scratched his head inexplicably, but without thinking much, he turned back to the two girls.

"Cousin! According to the relationship... I will be your cousin from now on. Let me tell you about the general situation of my uncle's family first!"

"Well! I'm sorry to trouble you, cousin." Chu Ling's eyes lit up and she nodded repeatedly.

She is now eager to know the specific situation of the Tang family. She wants to know what her father and brothers and sisters are like. !

Why did she end up in such a miserable end after following Xu Shuyun home...

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Today’s 4,000 words are being written now, and I’ll see if I can finish them in the evening...

Happy New Year everyone! (*^▽^*)

By the way, I originally wanted my wife to become a weight loss blogger and learn from Jia Ling.

But she doesn’t have the confidence, and it’s very likely that she will enter the factory. In fact, I don’t really want her to enter the factory. Alas...