Villain: Marrying A Vegetative Heroine, Crazy Posting

"Xiaoxuan, let's take Xiaoling home first."

"If you are free now, why not come and sit with us at home?"

"You...you haven't been to your uncle's house for a long time! That boy Xiaochuan misses you too! You two cousins ​​can catch up on old times!"

“…..”

In the ward.

After a while of greetings, Tang Guoan stood up and prepared to leave. Before leaving, he invited Lin Xuan.

On the side, Xu Shuyun also echoed with expectation.

In order to eavesdrop on their voices, the couple tried their best to tie their nephew to their side.

o(￣ヘ￣o#) Unfortunately, Lin Xuan waved it down.

"Tomorrow! Uncle, I just have something to deal with in the afternoon."

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[(ˉ▽￣～) Tsk~~~Uncle, you are really telling lies! ]

[Who doesn’t know how much my stupid Oudouyou~~ hates me because of that fake daughter? ! He almost wished I would disappear, so how could he miss me? ]

[Speaking of which, that boy broke my nose before! (≖‿≖)I have to get this situation back sooner or later...]

[But my stupid Ou Doudou, the anus is about to die! Tsk, tsk, tsk, it’s quite pitiful to think about it...]

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(꒪ꇴ꒪(꒪ꇴ꒪ ;)what???

What is Oudoudou (⊙_⊙)? ? ?

Could it be that he was referring to Ogawa? !

It seems that after returning home, I need to warn my son a few more times to make him less hostile to Lin Xuan, and even try to stay as far away from his dangerous cousin as possible...

Because this nephew is poisonous and very vindictive. →_→

But what if the chrysanthemums are not protected? !

Is it possible that Ogawa doesn't like women? Is your sexual orientation a bit abnormal? ? ?

I think of every time I mentioned that I wanted to go on a blind date or introduce someone to my son...

Tang Chuandu seemed extremely resistant and had a violent reaction of refusing to obey.

Xu Shuyun and his wife both felt their hearts pounding, and had a bad premonition.

(ÒωÓױ)! No way, no way! ! !

Could their son really be gay? ! ! !

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[strangeness! Didn't you say you were taking Chu Ling away? Why are these two couples still dazed here? ]

[Go quickly! Don't you know there is a happy event in my family? ! ]

[Qing Ge will go with me to get a marriage certificate in the afternoon. Who has time to spend with you two bad old men, wasting time here. ]

[Hey, I’m really anxious! Question: "Why do you keep calm and drive away your shameless relatives?" ]

[ε＝ε＝ε＝(#＞д＜)ﾉWaiting online, urgent! ! ! ! ]

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Lin Xuan looks calm and calm, but in his heart he keeps chanting the expulsion spell:

"Get out of here", "Get out of here", "Get out of here", "Get out of here"...

At this moment, Lin Xuan was happy inside, with a sense of harvest and surprise as flowers bloomed and bore fruit.

He didn't expect that not long ago...

Su Qingge would suddenly propose to get a marriage certificate with him.

To this, Lin Xuan of course raised the corner of his mouth slightly and agreed wholeheartedly.

the other side.

After hearing their voices, Tang Guoan and his wife realized that they were so annoying, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

At the same time, he glanced at the girl in the wheelchair from the corner of his eye, and a hint of surprise flashed in his pupils.

have to say.......

My nephew is indeed very blessed!

But such a cold and stunning beauty is not something that an ordinary nephew like me can control...

Reminds me of some rumors I have heard...

Tang Guoan's mouth couldn't help but reveal a trace of schadenfreude.

In his imagination, with this combination of a strong woman and a weak man, Lin Xuan must have lived an extremely miserable life.

After all, as a happy son-in-law, his status in the bride's family is basically very low.

Even when Lin Xuan is at home, he may not even dare to breathe, and he has to be responsible for daily household chores such as using the toilet, carrying water for washing feet, doing laundry and cooking...

Hum! ╭(╯^╰)╮

This brat, you still want to trick me into growing cauliflower? !

(*^▽^*) Now evil will be punished! ! !

When I imagine my nephew squatting beside the toilet, working hard to clean the toilet...

The Spiritual Victory Technique made Tang Guoan grin, a smile as bright as a chrysanthemum blooming on his face, and he felt instantly relieved.

"Okay! Xiaoxuan, you go ahead! We will take Xiaoling home. My uncle will be waiting for you at home tomorrow!"

Immediately, the couple led the somewhat uneasy Chu Ling out of the ward and rushed home...

...........

When the annoying uncle's family finally disappeared from his eyes, Su Qingge was the only two people left in the ward, and it was extremely quiet.

"Qingge, what you said this morning...are you serious?"

Lin Xuan rubbed his hands and squatted next to the wheelchair with a slightly nervous expression.

Hear the words.

The girl turned her head and silently stared at the man's angular cheeks.

Under Lin Xuan's surprised gaze, he suddenly stretched out his hand and gently touched his facial features, and asked instead:

"Then are you willing? Are you willing to accept my proposal and marry me?"

Uh (⊙o⊙)......

Although he has always said that he is a happy son-in-law who married into the Su Family.

But when a woman actually said to him that she wanted to marry him, Lin Xuan always felt an inexplicable... joy? !

Pfft——

In this supposedly sacred and serious "proposal" atmosphere, Lin Xuan couldn't help but laugh.

Then he reached out and pinched the girl's smooth and pretty face, nodded and smiled:

"Marry, why not marry?! My stomach has never been very good, and I have long wanted to eat Qing Ge's soft rice."

"Qingge....Oh, no! Wife, I will be your little man from now on."

"ヽ(￣ω￣(￣ω￣〃)ゝWe divide the work and cooperate. You are responsible for making money to support the family, and I am responsible for being handsome. Let's build a perfect little home for us together."

"؏؏☝ᖗ乛◡乛ᖘ☝؏؏. Wife, my happiness for the rest of my life will be left to you. You must protect this fragile man like me~~~"

"And I will also fulfill my duties as a husband, do my best to carry on the family lineage for your Su Family, and give birth to children for you Qingge. I have already made the 12 zodiac plan and can implement it at any time. (๑•̀ㅂ• ́)و✧”

"............"

Looking at Lin Xuan's shameless expression, Su Qingge raised his brows, trembled his hands, and almost couldn't hold back from making a big move.

(〃＞Van＜)This guy is still as shameless as ever! ! !

But considering that this little man will be his own from now on...

Su Qingge finally resisted the urge to "domestic violence" and glared at Lin Xuan angrily, telling him to push her away quickly.

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"Let's go! While there is still time, we will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to take care of things now."

"Ah? Is this the end? I saw in the movie that after a successful proposal, ლ(°◕‵ƹ′◕ლ) the male and female protagonists have to kiss, right? I don’t think this process should be omitted!"

"→_→What? You're trying to push yourself to the limit, right? Say it again and I'll listen..."

"It hurts, it hurts! Wife, you are murdering your husband! Forget it, the beating is kissing and scolding, it is love! Just hit me! Anyway, if you hit me, it will hurt your heart!"

"........."

Lin Xuan opened his hands and made a tragic gesture of letting others ravage him, which made Su Qingge laugh for a while.

Glancing at the closed door of the ward, the girl pointed to her small cherry mouth, and a trace of rosy color appeared on her pretty face unconsciously.

urged:

"Then hurry up! After the kiss, leave quickly. I don't want to be watched live."

"Um... Qing Ge, are you... serious? I was just joking, and I thought you couldn't agree..."

"You are my husband, I just...just did what a wife should do..."

"daughter in law......."

The golden sunlight shines through the window into the white ward, covering the man and woman who are looking at each other affectionately with a layer of golden gauze.

Lin Xuan just squatted in front of the wheelchair with soft eyes.

He looked at the girl's blushing cheeks, her smiling face full of expectation and happiness, and was speechless for a moment.

Qingge calls herself my wife...

She personally admitted that I was his husband...

Lin Xuan knew very well how arrogant the girl in front of him was, and how difficult it was for her to take the initiative to say such "disgusting" words...

Once she said it, it meant that she truly recognized herself from the bottom of her heart...

At this moment, Lin Xuan completely ignored the constant sound of car horns outside the window, as well as the chatter and laughter of medical staff outside the door...

His world seemed to have completely stopped at this moment! ! !

In my mind, the two of them flashed through the whole process from when they met in that small room to when they were about to receive their marriage certificate...

From the initial stranger to the later acquaintance, and now to the current love, the two have spent countless unforgettable and happy times together.

Marriage is just a natural result that comes naturally...

Thinking back on every bit of the past, the corners of Lin Xuan's mouth gradually rose, revealing a warm smile.

He took Su Qingge's little hand and felt the warmth coming from the girl's palm.

Then he stood up slightly and hugged Su Qingge tightly, feeling the violent heartbeat and body temperature of the girl.

Lin Xuan whispered in his ear, his voice full of firmness and tenderness.

"Qingge, I love you."

With this short sentence, Su Qingge felt as if he had been hit by Cubic's arrow. His whole body went limp and he felt a numbness. He instantly lost the ability to resist.

At this moment, all her surprise and shyness disappeared, leaving only her heart full of joy and expectations for the future...

"Well, I...me too..."

Listening to Su Qingge's reply as soft as a mosquito's chirp, the tenderness in Lin Xuan's eyes couldn't help but become stronger.

After hugging each other for an unknown amount of time, the two slowly separated and smiled at each other, with the light of happiness shining in their eyes. They let the sunshine outside the window shine on them, covering the young couple with a layer of golden brilliance.

"Daughter-in-law, you are so beautiful."

Lin Xuan touched and poked half of the girl's beautiful cheek with his big hand, and admired from the bottom of his heart.

In his eyes, Su Qingge was overwhelming at this moment.

Those two bright big eyes are like the brightest stars in the night sky, shining with shy and happy light...

“…..”

Su Qingge was silent, or rather...

She was so embarrassed that she didn't know how to respond. Her face was as red as if she was about to bleed. She could only raise her head slightly and stare at the handsome man in front of her, her eyes full of trust and love... .

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Sorry, I'm not in the mood to type right now.

Today I tried to do that kind of thing with my wife for the first time, but after a while I gave up and couldn't do it at all!

I collapsed. I wonder if it was due to kidney deficiency and impotence caused by frequent late nights, too much manual work in the past, and lack of exercise?

Do you have any friends with the same problem? How did you solve it?

I’m so tired, I’m not in the mood to work at all, I’m so frustrated. . . . If a man is really bad, his energy and spirit will be bad, hey.

Prepare to be self-disciplined for a month, learn from Jia Ling's spirit, recover as soon as possible, and quietly surprise everyone in a month! ! !

Exercise, diet, mentality, sleep!

Presumably as long as you do these 4 points, the losses caused by some bad habits of the body should be alleviated and recovered a lot.

If it still doesn't work after a month, you can only go to the hospital directly...

Vomiting blood! In the past, I only saw people talking about impotence and premature ejaculation in the news and movies. Only when it was my turn did I understand the powerlessness of those "protagonists"...

I checked, and some doctors there mentioned early symptoms of impotence? Deficiency of spleen and kidney? ? ? [I think kidney deficiency is real. I used to have too many skills]

I guess it may have something to do with my varicocele and prostatitis, plus I haven’t gone to bed before 2 o’clock in a year.

Basically, it’s almost 12 o’clock every day before I finish coding and post it!

The title you see is supplemented because you haven’t finished writing it. If you don’t finish it, it will be past 12 o’clock, and you will not have perfect attendance [perfect attendance is 600, I can’t bear to give up]. . . .

This month, I insist on going to bed at 11 o'clock, running for 20 minutes every day, eating lightly, and having a good attitude!

Baduanjin, Vajra Kung Fu, squats, etc. should also be practiced every day!

I’ll give it a try in a month, and hope it can really take off by then! ! !

If it works, I will share my method with you. I hope you can exercise like me.

And for the sake of your own better life, I suggest you do less craft work! Stay up late less!

Really, otherwise you would be as cool as me. What I am most worried about now is that my wife looks at me strangely.....

w(ﾟДﾟ)wShe said she was very disappointed in me last night, damn! In an instant, male dignity fell all over the floor! ! !

It was obviously just the beginning, but why did I just become so weak that I even looked down on myself!

I hope that in a month, I can rise to prominence like Jia Ling and let my wife know what it means to be a real man! ! ! ! ! ! ! !