Villain: Marrying A Vegetative Heroine, Crazy Posting

Shenghao Hotel, [403] private room.

"As a bitch, you are really unqualified!"

"Is it possible that, besides being good at using your vagina to please men, all you think about is shit?"

“…..”

Under the palace's pressing pressure, Qiao Shan's face turned ugly and she subconsciously stepped back.

She couldn't have imagined...

It was supposed to be a seamless plan, but it was caught by the palace as soon as it was implemented. What else could be done now? !

No excuses! ! !

For now, the only way to go is to go dark.

Otherwise, if the woman in front of me calls the police, she might be arrested for [attempted rape].

Although a man's chastity is worthless, he belongs to a vulnerable group, and he still has the female bug exclusive to Jimei...

Under normal circumstances, the law will try its best to reduce major issues to minor ones.

But this method is highly likely to be effective when used against ordinary people who have no power.

But in front of such a behemoth as the Tang family, it is a bit unsatisfactory.

If Xu Shuyun can't swallow this breath and insists on messing with her...

Qiao Shan knew with her toes that the second half of her life was destined to be a tragedy...

So, she decided to break the rules and show everything openly...

Anyway, Tang Guoan still has lingering feelings for him, and he will definitely choose himself in the end.

Only with this in mind, Qiao Shan is confident and feels 95% sure! ! ! ! !

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"Mrs. Xu, you misunderstood me. I have never wanted to compete with you for Brother Tang!"

"To tell you the truth, I am actually Brother Tang's first love. The two of us had a private life-long relationship and had an unforgettable relationship."

"It's a pity that due to various shackles of reality, we ended up far away from each other and couldn't get together. But after we separated..."

"I can never forget Brother Tang. I miss him and I love him. But I also know that he is married and has a happy family."

"So I have been suppressing my emotions and dare not disturb his life."

"The reason why I asked Brother Tang to come out to meet me tonight is because I couldn't bear the pain of lovesickness anymore, so I wanted to meet Brother Tang."

“…..”

Qiao Shan switched to a gentle and virtuous look, with an innocent face and she was about to cry.

At the same time, he turned to look at Tang Guoan on the sofa, with such reluctance and affection in his eyes.

Suddenly, she bowed 90 degrees to Xu Shuyun, her eyes were red, and she pleaded aggrievedly:

"Mrs. Xu, can you give me Brother Tang! I really can't live without him!"

"Just take pity on me and give me your husband, please!"

"I will be grateful for your goodness and bless you all my life."

"Anyway, with your looks and talent, even if Brother Tang is gone, I believe you can definitely find a better man, such as Brother Li, Brother Wang, Brother Huang..."

"And I grew up as a poor kid in the countryside. The only big shot I know is Brother Tang. This is my last chance to transcend class and live the life of a rich wife."

"Please, Mrs. Xu. Just have mercy on me and give me your husband!"

"Is it possible for a kind-hearted lady like you to be so cruel and helpless to watch my whole family live a hard life of farming?"

“…..”

? ? ? ? ? ?

Damn it? !

Could it be that we were hallucinating?

Is being a mistress so rampant these days?

In order to transcend the class, he actually asked the palace to give up his husband in person? ? ?

If Zhuge Liang hears this, he will jump out of the coffin immediately and curse you personally:

[I have never seen such a shameless person w(ﾟДﾟ)w! ! ! ! ! ]

Also, what's with that expression on your face? What happened to your tears? ? ?

Why do you look so aggrieved? !

If it fell into the eyes of uninformed people, they might think that you are the real one! ! !

Not to mention that Xu Shuyun was shocked by these strange remarks, the other people present were all stunned by Qiao Shan's exploded view.

(￣△￣；).

Before everyone could recover from their daze, Qiao Shan had already strolled to the front of the main palace, hugged Xu Shuyun's arm, and pretended to be intimate to please her.

...........

"Mrs. Xu, everything is on a first-come, first-served basis. A highly educated lady like you must understand such a simple truth better than I do."

"Strictly speaking, I am Brother Tang's first love. And you...are the third person who comes between us."

"Of course... From a legal perspective, you are Brother Tang's legal wife."

"My ancestors often said: Love grows over time. I believe that there is a relationship between you and your cousin, and you will definitely not be able to let go of it easily."

"But your husband and I also have an undying love."

"Since we both love Brother Tang deeply and can't leave his side, let's do this..."

"Although I am a very traditional girl, I am willing to make the greatest compromise in order to be with the one I love."

"If you don't mind, Mrs. Xu, I can be the younger one, and you will still take the eldest sister's seat."

"As long as I can stay by your husband's side, I don't need any title..."

"As for the time allocation issue, I can also suffer a little loss. Four or three are open! Four days for you and three days for me."

"Brother Tang is yours on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays. I will take care of Brother Tang on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays."

"Sister, what do you think? My suggestion is not bad!"

"........."

Qiao Shan was smiling and hugging Xu Shuyun's arm affectionately. Her face was filled with happiness, as if she was already looking forward to a happy life in the future.

She no longer even called the main palace "Mrs. Xu", but took it upon herself to call her "eldest sister"...

Quiet~~~~

The private room fell into a deathly silence at this moment.

Once again, everyone was struck by this series of shameless lines, which refreshed their views from childhood to adulthood, and they didn't know how to react.

Even Tang Rou, who claims to be the Great Master of Tea Art.

At this moment, I couldn’t help but feel admiration, resigned myself to inferiority, and realized that the road to tea art has a long and arduous journey.

"How should I watch? I'll stand and watch!"

"Anyway, no matter how you look at it, you, this naughty chicken, have a serious illness!"

"..."

When Xu Shuyun came to his senses, his lungs were about to explode.

She never imagined that Old Tang's first love would be such a shameless weirdo.

This bitch, (•́へ•́╬) must have had his eyes covered with shit, right? ! !

"Sister, how can you scold me? Isn't my proposal the best of both worlds?"

"Brother Tang just agreed to my proposal. You see, he was so happy that he drank a few more drinks, and he was immediately drunk."

“…..”

Pointing to the sleeping man on the sofa, Qiao Shan started talking nonsense seriously.

Tang Guoan: "(꒪ꇴ꒪(꒪ꇴ꒪ ;)What???????"

I don't!

I'm not! ! !

Don't talk nonsensew(ﾟДﾟ)w! ! ! ! ! ! !

Tang Guoan, who was pretending to sleep, was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.

He finally saw the true face of his first love, and the beautiful image of the past was gone.

But because he didn't know how to explain it, Tang Guoan could only pretend to sleep to the end...

Fortunately, not all of the people present were fools.

Especially Xu Shuyun, who had eavesdropped on his nephew's thoughts, did not believe a single punctuation mark of what the vicious-hearted man in front of him said.

"Old Tang is drunk? Humph! I believe you, you are such a bad bitch!"

"Sister, don't go too far!"

"I am an innocent woman, how can you call me a slut? I am not a slut!"

Being humiliated continuously, Qiao Shan's face also looked a bit unhappy. She pretended to be angry and said indignantly.

At the same time, he used the shield of Tang Guoan and attempted to morally kidnap Xu Shuyun in the name of "love".

"Sister, this is what Brother Tang wants. Don't you listen to Brother Tang?"

"You are too selfish. Brother Tang just wants to have us at the same time and enjoy the blessings of being together. Why can't you understand him?"

“…..”

Ignoring Qiao Shan's chatter, Xu Shuyun pushed her away, came to the sofa, and glanced at her "sleeping" husband.

Bang bang bang! ! !

After several competitions in a row, Tang Guoan's cheeks suddenly became red and swollen, but he still didn't wake up.

Seeing this, Xu Shuyun couldn't help but frown.

Behind her, Qiao Shan, who looked nervous, instantly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, fortunately I didn’t buy fakes this time...

Pin Xixi's seller had promised her that she could sleep for eight hours at a time. During this period, she would never be able to wake up even if she was burned, chopped with a knife, or flooded.

At that time, she suspected that the other party was exaggerating, but now it seems that he did not lie to her...

As everyone knows, Tang Guoan didn't want to wake up, but was directly fooled.

He felt the pain on his cheek and screamed in pain~~~

Just when Tang Guoan was looking for an opportunity to pretend to slowly wake up from his sleep...

The two nipples on his chest were pinched at some point, and then their fingers were twisted 180 degrees.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh-"

Just like that, as if Tang Guoan had been stabbed in the ass with a knife, he jumped up from the sofa, clutching his chest and howling, jumping up and down in the room...

Two and a half minutes later, Tang Guoan, who was feeling less pain, opened his collar and took a look and found that his left and right chests were already red.

He was at a loss and wanted to cry without tears.

At this time.

Not far away, a cold voice came.

"Wake up."

Tang Guoan froze, and then he remembered his current embarrassing situation.

He turned around stiffly and forced a smile.

"Daughter-in-law? Xiaochuan, why are you here?! What happened?"

Xu Shuyun glared at her husband fiercely and said angrily:

"Hmph! You idiot, you didn't even know you were being plotted?!"

"Also, didn't you say that I am your first love? Why does another one appear here? Please explain it to me."

"........."

Facing his wife's dangerous gaze, Tang Guoan broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, and finally said with a smile:

"Honey! I didn't lie to you! You are my true first love, and the previous ones... were just a rehearsal."

"Haha... I'm using strong words. I'll take care of you when I get home."

While the couple was "flirting", Qiao Shan's face looked ugly.

She didn't expect that Tang Guoan would humiliate her, Bai Yueguang, for the sake of his wife. She gritted her teeth, squeezed out two tears, and looked like she was about to cry.

"Brother Tang, how can you forget about your old love when you have a new love?"

"Have you forgotten the oath that we have promised eachother?"

"........."

Depend on!

This bitch is still trying to sow discord now? !

Tang Guoan's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to slap the opponent a few times.

Now that he has learned the true face of his first love and his filter has been shattered, he no longer has the slightest fondness for this "evil" woman...

Just when he was racking his brains and wanted to explain to his wife...

"Qiao Shan, 48 years old."

"My husband and I went to the same high school, and then we became a couple by chance."

"When I was in college, I was admitted to a university in a different city, and the two broke up since then."

"........."

Xu Shuyun recounted the family treasures and slowly told Qiao Shan's life.

Ever since she overheard her nephew's voice not long ago, she had kept an eye on it and commissioned a private detective to investigate Old Tang's first love.

As the saying goes: Money can make the world go round.

Under Xu Shuyun's money offensive, all the information she wanted to know was found in the reports of her subordinates.

............

"After you entered college, you were quickly dazzled by the feasting and feasting around you."

"Under the instigation of your roommate, you were successfully corrupted by money and kept by a wealthy businessman for 20,000 yuan per month."

"In order to obtain more benefits, you used your body to wander among the men, making money wantonly, and achieved the achievement of [a pair of jade arms, a pillow for thousands of people, a touch of red lips, tasted by thousands]."

"If you were willing to stop soberly at that time, at least the money from selling your body would allow you to live a life without worries about food and clothing."

"It's a pity that you were greedy and later became addicted to drugs and gambling under the design of a thoughtful person..."

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There are still a thousand words left, I will make up for it tomorrow. [Completed]

There is an emergency now. My wife said that she will try to do it for the fourth time tonight. I am a little nervous. . . . .

I hope I won’t fail again o(╥﹏╥)o.

Everyone, wish me to rise up like a real man w(ﾟДﾟ)w! ! ! ! ! !