Villain: Summoning Su Daji, the goddess begs for forgiveness

After a day of getting along, Bian Que will finally use the remote control to change the channel.

Master Bian has always been obsessed with documentaries about doctors.

As soon as I have free time, I must sit next to the TV, point at the group of quacks and scold, and the scolding is still angry, and I will say that those handsome and black people have been hit by the disaster of blood and light.

Master Bian has very strict medical ethics, so when judging people, he naturally has strict evaluation standards.

Ordinary people are so arbitrary about the current medical system, and Su Yun would have been embarrassed to refute him a long time ago.

However, the person in front of him is not a mortal! This is a genuine medical saint!

What Bian Que can't stand is that once it reaches a critical moment, an advertisement will immediately pop up for you.

Bian Que is so innocent, in modern times, he was directly furious, and said that he would stick a toothpick on the big belly of the TV.

Bian Que thought that the TV set was entertaining him.

However, when Bian Que learned to find a platform, all problems were solved.

I can't see your ads, and I don't know how to change the channel!

So now Bian Que is obsessed with those advertisements that promote health care products.

To be honest, this TV set is very strange, and it is overwhelmed with advertisements, and it is obviously a normal radio station, but if it is replaced by the next station, it must be selling advertisements or something.

Bian Que is not as shrewd as modern people.

Now on television, there is an old woman with gray temples, who claims to be the 80th generation of Bian Que, who has ancestral acupuncture skills, no matter what kind of diabetes, cerebral thrombosis, or even cancer, is directly pricked in the skull

! Guess what?

Died faster!

If Bian Que didn't know how to call, he would have scolded the old woman in front of him

Bian Que watched TV and almost made himself angry.

Wang Xizhi, who was next to him, couldn't help laughing when he saw Bian Que's annoyed and angry appearance.

When Wang Xizhi came here for the first time, Su Yun knew that Wang Xizhi's conduct was elegant.

After all, few literati in the Wei and Jin dynasties were normal people.

For example, Wang Xizhi, the son-in-law of Chenglong at that time described him.

The old man has arrived at home, and this Wang Xizhi is still lying on the bed, looking at the old man openly.

This kind

of character has cultivated Wang Xizhi's unrestrained character.

So in just one day, Wang Xizhi has successfully integrated into this big family.

However, as soon as Bian Que saw Wang Xizhi, he just thought about sticking a toothpick into Wang Xizhi's body.

It's as if the two of them were enemies of the previous generation.

Seeing these two living treasures, Su Yun was really speechless.

On the other hand, Su Daji is doing her duty, and she is even doing housework for herself!

Su Yun only thought about picking up Su Daji gratefully.

There are two living treasures, and I still need to find a good sleeping room for them.

Listening to the summoning of the system, a summoning card will bring five historical generals, and now there are still two people missing.

Now that's not enough.

But fortunately, you can sleep if you squeeze it.

At present, Su Yun has set a plan, that is, he and Su Daji will have one room, and the remaining four will be randomly assigned two rooms.

But Su Yun understood that this kind of bullshit decision could not be realized.

Su Yun sighed and sat down next to Bian Que.

"Yo, Xiaoyun pulled it out?" Bian Que looked at Su Yun with a wicked smile.

As soon as Su Yun heard this, he was full of anger.

"Flat toothpick, are you embarrassed to say?If it weren't for you, I would have used it so much that my face turned red, and I didn't let out a fart?!"

Su Yun only felt that his arrogance was about to come out.

"The little young man just doesn't know that this is all for your good, my injection is just mixing qi in your body and living under your big belly, didn't you just let out a loud fart?" Bian Que looked at Su Yun and said.

When Su Yun heard this, he was very embarrassed.

I just held back my strength, and in the end I only felt a breath of air in my stomach gushing out.

With a wave of heavenly farts that was enough to shake the house, it was popped out, almost scaring Su Yun to death in the toilet.

When Wang Xizhi heard this, he laughed out loud, "This fart is extraordinary, it is the biggest fart I have ever seen, no one can match it!"

Su Yun looked at Wang Xizhi and glanced at him.

Then Su Yun had a flash of inspiration and took out a rollerball pen and a page of scratch paper.

"Lao Wang, how about you write a piece of writing for me?" Su Yun said with a smile.

Wang Xizhi glanced at it and yawned, "Don't write." The

answer was neat and clear.

Su Yun stiffened in place.

"Lao Wang, our family can't open the pot anymore, if you don't create some value, let's just wait to starve to death on the streets."

Su Yun said reasonably.

Wang Xizhi glanced at Su Yun, and then said, "How can I bend my waist for five buckets of rice?" Su Yun

stiffened in place, and he couldn't imagine that Lao Wang could still recite Tao Yuanming's words, had the two of them met

? Wang Xizhi continued to sit on the ground, watching Bian Que still reciting words about the sales advertisements on TV, and said: "Flat toothpick, are your eyes dizzy? Why do you keep looking at this thing?"

Bian Que put down the remote control in his hand, and hurriedly took out a toothpick, "The surname Wang, I have put up with you for a long time, you see that your hair is sloppy, and you are almost sloppy, you are almost karma, do you know?"

Wang Xizhi seemed to slide to the ground and protected Su Yun in front of him.

"Lao Wang, don't use me as a shield. Su Yun wanted to cry without tears, just now Su Yun had already seen how powerful Bian Que was.

Not only could this not be pulled out, but in the end, a loud fart was released, but it was too funny!

Wang Xizhi hurriedly said: "Xiaoyun, you block it for me, I can't write for you, you must know that ordinary people ask me to write, I don't even look at it, I just smack him on the ground."

When Su Yun heard this, on the one hand, money beckoned to him, and on the other hand, his life was threatened.

Even a fool knows which option to choose.

However, when Bian Que saw this battle, he smiled.

"Xiaoyun, you still don't have a long memory, did you feel it yourself when I inserted you just now?" Bian Que's words seemed to stick a sword into Su Yun's chest.

Su Yun touched his big cheek, and only touched a bulging thing.

"Flat toothpick, you?!" Su Yun only felt death beckoning to him for a while.

"Lao Wang, you don't know how to respect the old and love the young, I'll see if you can dodge this sign!" Bian Que is like Hannibal in the movie.

The two of them don't take me Su Yun in their eyes so much, how can they bear it if they are replaced by others!

Su Yun directly lifted the son (brick) from the sofa.

"The tiger is not powerful, you treat me as papier-mâché?" After Su Yun picked up the brick, he was no longer himself.

Now he is the savior of the world.

If his stomach doesn't hurt...

Bian Que and Wang Xizhi stiffened in place, looking at each other.

Then I saw Su Yun running into the toilet, only to hear an earth-shattering sound in the toilet.

Su Daji, who was cleaning in the bedroom, thought it was Jiang Ziya releasing the spell.

"I'm miserable, really. Su Yun suddenly saw Xianglin's sister-in-law waving to him.