Villain: The Heroine Heard My Heart, The Character Collapsed
062, Xiao Lengyu, This Woman Can Also Joke? ? Cold Joke! 【Subscribe】
"There is also a cheat system? What does that mean?"
"What does the Goldfinger system mean?"
Xiao Lengyu, as the leader, naturally has never read any online novels, not even a single one.
She doesn't even have time to watch movies and TV shows.
If you ask an ordinary person, he may be able to blurt out dozens of movie stars and dozens of novel routines.
But when asked Xiao Lengyu, she couldn't name any of them.
It is also because of this that when Xiao Lengyu sees the script in his mind for the first time, he will think deeply about why there is such a thing...
This means that different classes come into contact with different things.
Xiao Lengyu was trained and studied by the Xiao family since she was a child, even if it is reading books, it is not about history, or it is related to politics. Even economics and finance.
This knowledge alone is enough for a person to study for a lifetime, so where is the time for entertainment?
The reason why Xiao Lengyu looks cold and arrogant to outsiders, is because she has never had time to understand, because of entertainment
Her whole life has been in politics.
This is a good thing, because Xiao Lengyu has reached the peak that many people can't reach in their lifetime, and can even move forward.
But to ordinary people like Chu Nanyang, he also said that he felt that if he lived like this all his life and was busy with work all his life, he might go crazy.
This is also the reason why Chu Nanyang wants to be a corrupt "503" official!
Of course, he can't be an official.
Now that you know that you are not good at it, don't harm others, be a businessman with peace of mind, earn enough money to spend, and that's enough.
However, at this moment, Chu Nanyang still wanted to question the system, what was going on.
Could it be that Xiao Lengyu is really a time traveler, or has a system?
Apart from this reason, it is impossible for her to know that she has medical skills!
Or in other words, did you vent yourself?
Chu Nanyang couldn't think of it for a while, because sometimes, he might reveal his secrets accidentally, and in the end he didn't know anything, thinking that the disguise was good.
"Aunt Xiao Xiao, can I ask you something?" Chu Nanyang originally wanted to call Sister Xiao, but when he saw Bai Mingyue was staring at him, then looked at Xiao Lengyu a few times, thinking she was hinting to him not to bark.
In fact, Bai Mingyue also heard Chu Nanyang's thoughts, and began to wonder, why did my mother know that Chu Nanyang knows medical skills?
Why does my mother know Chu Nanyang so well?
Even Chu Nanyang himself didn't seem to know that his mother knew him so well.
Could it be...
Bai Mingyue had a bold idea.
She guessed that my mother probably investigated Chu Nanyang secretly! And it was a careful investigation, not a random background check.
Some time ago, my mother always asked Chu Nanyang to go to her bedroom. I didn’t know what to do, and it would last for a few hours. …
The more Bai Mingyue thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong, her eyes kept turning back and forth on Chu Nanyang and Xiao Lengyu, she didn't know what she was thinking.
Xiao Lengyu didn't know her daughter's thoughts, but heard Chu Nanyang's thoughts, and wanted to know the reason?
After pondering for a while, Xiao Lengyu said, "You ask."
"Aunt Xiao, how did you know that I know medicine?"
"Remember what you said when you handed the ginseng to me last night?"
"Huh? Did I talk? What did I say?"
"You said it was a 1,300-year-old ginseng. I wondered why you could recognize ginseng at a glance."
"So Aunt Xiao, you reasoned that I know medicine? But I really don't remember saying that..."
Chu Nanyang was at a loss.
【Did I say something like that yesterday? Why can’t I remember?】
【Impossible! I definitely didn’t say that! Unless I have amnesia! Otherwise, I never said that!】
"Well, you really didn't say that."
"So, Aunt Xiao, you are..."
"I was just joking."
Chu Nanyang: "
What the hell am I!
Chu Nanyang couldn't laugh or cry.
How can you be so serious about joking?
That's right, Xiao Lengyu is very serious, without a smile on her face, she is very serious about talking to herself...
Chu Nanyang almost thought he had lost his memory.
"Aunt Xiao, don't make such jokes..." Chu Nanyang didn't know what to say, because Xiao Lengyu made a joke, she doesn't fit the persona!
Not to mention Chu Nanyang, even her daughter Bai Mingyue's mouth twitched.
Mom, this cold joke is not ordinary cold!
"Am I really that cold?" Xiao Lengyu was a little speechless when she heard Chu Nanyang's words, it seemed that she was really not suitable for joking.
In fact, Xiao Lengyu also has the emotions of ordinary women in her heart, otherwise she would not have deliberately appreciated the plot.
For example, last night, the scene where Long Yuan teased his sister in front of Dongfang Shu, such as the previous scenes...
Ling Yu is very interested in going
It's just that maybe she doesn't even know that she is too majestic in front of outsiders.
So that even if it is a joke, others will take it seriously.
This is the helplessness of the high-ranking people.
Xiao Lengyu was a little embarrassed, and stopped making cold jokes, her face was serious, and she returned to her usual cold arrogance, and said, "Actually, I knew you were good at medicine when you gave me a massage.
"massage?"
"Yes, because after the massage, didn't I go to the hospital for an examination last time, and my cervical spondylosis was cured by you.
"And it's not just the cervical spine. After each massage, I feel that my body has become much more comfortable. At first, I was just skeptical. After a long time, I am more sure that you must know medical skills."
Chu Nanyang:
[Fucking! As expected of an old woman in the top position, does she have such a strong thinking logic? That's awesome!!!]
[But it’s true, sir, my massage skills can indeed cure diseases, I forgot about it, the old woman’s cervical spondylosis is still cured by me. 】
[If it is reasonable, it is very reasonable, as expected of an old woman! This IQ is absolutely amazing!]
【It's a good thing she's not my wife, otherwise, if I accidentally picked wild flowers, I might be caught in minutes!】
【This woman cannot be married! It's too scary! This thinking and reasoning ability is too scary!!】
Chu Nanyang was shocked, and once again had a high opinion of Xiao Lengyu's IQ.
When she heard Chu Nanyang's thoughts, Xiao Lengyu became upset.
What does it mean not to marry?
She was suddenly a little angry.
I'm a little upset.
"Xiao Chu, thank you very much for today, go back to rest early. Xiao Lengyu finished speaking without any emotion, then turned and went into the bedroom.
What's wrong with this old woman?
Why do you seem to be suddenly angry?
You used to call me Chu Nanyang, but suddenly you call me Xiao Chu...
It was a stranger at once.
And you're sure you didn't drive me away with this tone???
I just saved your grandpa, you drove me away????
However, Xiao Lengyu's attitude obviously returned to the way he used to get along, which made Chu Nanyang also heave a sigh of relief.
After all, the top leader who suddenly joked is so frankly exciting...
However, think about Xiao Lengyu, a woman who can actually joke...
Does this prove that I really seemed to have misunderstood Xiao Lengyu before.
In this world, she is a real person, not just a few characters in the book.
Chu Nanyang was in a complicated mood.
"Ahem, Chu Nanyang, don't be angry, my mother has such a temper, hard-spoken and soft-hearted." Bai Mingyue hurried over to comfort her.
She didn't know what happened to her mother suddenly, she was about to drive Chu Nanyang away.
Obviously, he was still making a bad joke a second ago.
Could it be because Chu Nanyang didn't smile?
This is too overbearing......
But that joke, it's really cold...
At first, Bai Mingyue almost took it seriously, let alone Chu Nanyang.
As for Chu Nanyang's idea, well, Bai Mingyue is quite satisfied.
Don't think about my mother, it's a good thing!
Bai Mingyue was inexplicably happy and comfortable.
It was as if she could use Chu Nanyang by herself.
"Of course not. After all, I am the leader's bodyguard, and this is what I should do." Chu Nanyang smiled and shook his head.
He was indeed a little speechless and sad.
Your sister, I just rescued your grandfather, you chased me away, it really made him somewhat upset.
This is the first time she is upset with Xiao Lengyu.
Sure enough, she is worthy of being the heroine of Dog Day, my lord, I have helped you like this, but you still despise me!
It's not like the male protagonist Long Yuan in other people's scripts, just pretend to be aggressive, and the female protagonists are all blushing, falling in love at first sight.
The villain is so sad!
I don't know if the young master has any rewards today, otherwise it would be a terrible loss.
Xiao Lengyu behind the bedroom door heard Chu Nanyang's complaints, and couldn't help trying to explain, but she put her hand on the doorknob and stopped again.
She didn't actually want to drive Chu Nanyang away.
It was just an inexplicable burst of anger just now.
Xiao Lengyu herself didn't understand why she would say such things when she couldn't control her emotions.
Chu Nanyang is not only a bodyguard, but also a benefactor of the Xiao family. It really shouldn't be said.
Just when Xiao Lengyu was about to come out to explain, she heard her daughter's voice.
"Chu Nanyang, you are so sensible! Let's go to 1.1, my sister will accompany you to eat, and wait for my uncle to come down."
"Sister? I'm older than you...and Miss Bai, you speak as you please, why do you hook your shoulders.
"Oh, it's just a title! Can't you call me sister to make me happy?"
.........
【Then can you call me daddy to make me happy?】
Chu Nanyang wanted to give this guy a punch.
This Sand Sculpture heroine, she seems to be quite sensible, why does she feel so stupid and mediocre? How can she feel comforting?
But Bai Mingyue is indeed much more sensible than that old woman, at least she knows how to eat with my young master.
I didn't expect the old woman to be so ignorant, no wonder she taught this girl to be useless.
Fortunately, it is not abolished completely, and there are still some rescues.
What is obsolete?
Bai Mingyue couldn't help but pinched Chu Nanyang's arm.
"Hiss~ Miss Bai, why are you pinching me again?"
"It's about you."
"Then can I care about you too?"
"Ah! Chu Nanyang! You bastard, you actually pinched me!"
"You actually thought it was fake?"
Hearing the sound of her daughter and Chu Nanyang's fight getting farther and farther away, Xiao Lengyu couldn't let go of the doorknob.
Suddenly feel a little uncomfortable.
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