Villain: The Scumbag Heroines Are All Coquettish
Chapter 118: Cracking Egg Boy
"Susu, why are you so afraid of me? Haven't we reconciled?" Wu Xueji smiled, her beauty beyond measure.
Her snow-white hair was scattered around her waist, and a faint fragrance surrounded Su Mu.
"Ah... I... Why is Xue Ji here! I was chatting with Brother Ye just now, and I was talking about you!" Su Mu frantically winked at the stunned Ye Chen: "Is it?"
Ye Chen was confused by Wu Xueji's face, and nodded numbly: "Ah... yes... that's right..."
How could this hero be so easily fooled by Wu Xueji's face? Su Mu gritted her teeth secretly, wake me up!
Su Mu raised her foot and slammed Ye Chen's crotch which had just been stitched off.
"Kaha!" Ye Chen suffered three setbacks in the crotch, and already had a certain degree of immunity, but Su Mu's kick still made him foam at the mouth in pain, and his consciousness returned.
Su Mu secretly glanced at Wu Xueji to make sure she didn't notice her little trick, and was secretly delighted.
"Ye Chen, Ye Chen, it's not that I'm cheating on you, it's just that you, as the male lead, must have the awareness that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!"
look! Dude helped you break free from Wu Xueji's beauty crit, now you are the second man who has not been charmed.
Wu Xueji will definitely look at you with admiration, and is deeply interested in you, so please show... well... let's...
"Susu, you just kept staring at this man and smiling." Wu Xueji didn't care whether Ye Chen broke free from the charm of her face.
There was a penetrating smile in her snow-white eyes, she was always watching Su Mu, even when Su Mu slammed Ye Chen's crotch just now, she saw it in her eyes.
"Susu is really bad, now is a harmonious society, how can she hurt people maliciously?" Wu Xueji smiled.
Su Mu realized that something was wrong, and before he could react, Wu Xueji had already lifted the leg that he slammed into Ye Chen's crotch onto her own.
Her snow-white eyes were bottomless, as deep as an abyss: "Susu kicked so hard, her legs must hurt, I'll help Susu rub her."
Pressing the cold hands on Su Mu's legs, although I can't say what's uncomfortable, it's just very uncomfortable!
Everywhere is awkward! Wu Xueji! You open your eyes and see clearly, who is the man who is covering his crotch and wailing opposite you!
He is Ye Chen, whose parents both died, and a proper male protagonist of cool texts! How dare you ignore him like that!
Good, good, blind, you will regret it in the future!
So... I, Su Mu, beg you, leave me alone, go and exchange feelings with Ye Chen, who is about to roll his eyes in pain, in front of him.
"Gulu Gulu..." Ye Chen's mouth was full of foam.
He started blowing bubbles! Come on, please pay attention to the hero!
"Gulu Guru Guru Guru..." Ye Chen's eyes turned white, and the foam in his mouth was violently surging!
Su Mu is almost stupid! The male protagonist is about to die! Why Wu Xueji still doesn't care at all!
ah! Finally someone found the male lead! saved...
"Excuse me, sir, is it the Tsingtao beer you ordered?" The waiter smiled and squinted his eyes, and took the hardcover cup and stuffed it into Ye Chen's mouth, scooping out all the foam.
Is she... treating the male protagonist who is foaming at the mouth as a beer foam maker? !
The waiter turned around and took a glass of Tsingtao beer, adding Ye Chen's white foam, it was really much more refined.
She put the frothy Tsingtao beer on the table, and a cameraman came over biting a toothpick: "Well, the effect of the props is good, this beer will definitely sell well."
Their coffee shop has added a beer business! And the newly added products need advertisements, and the photos of the advertisements naturally need props.
And Ye Chen, who was foaming at the mouth, became the prop provider of the new Tsingtao beer!
The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched, he already had some doubts, Ye Chen...is he really the hero?
Why do you feel worse than yourself? Didn't he have the blessing of heaven, didn't he have strong luck? Why can't I see it at all.
[Master, in fact, this is all because of you. ]
"What do you mean by that! How can everything have something to do with me!" Su Mu was a little displeased, and it was him who made him look like the protagonist.
Nonsense! He regards the male lead as a god, how could he slander him like this!
[It's true, master, you are hated by heaven, and the protagonist is by your side, and luck will be suppressed, so naturally, bad luck will follow. ]
Su Mu was taken aback when she heard the words, she pursed her mouth, not knowing what to say.
"My unlucky luck... so tyrannical..."
[Yes, haven't you noticed all this time? You are never lucky! ]
Why does this sentence sound so hurtful?
"It turned out to be my problem...I'm sorry...Although I don't want to be separated from you, in order for you to survive, I am willing to leave you!"
Su Mu took one last look at Ye Chen who was foaming at the mouth, and resolutely prepared to leave...ready to leave...ready to leave! ! !
Su Mu's right leg was pressed by Wu Xueji, and she wanted to get away sadly, but she couldn't do it at all!
"Susu, I haven't settled the score with you yet, why are you leaving in such a hurry?" Wu Xueji smiled, but the smile didn't reach her eyes.
Hehe, my dear Susu, I told you to sever ties with those female monkeys. You are so good, now you are flirting with this male monkey!
Really disobedient...
Su Mu realized what Wu Xueji was going to do, and immediately panicked: "What are you going to do?!"
Wu Xueji squinted her eyes dangerously: "I want you to know, watch other people's fate in front of me."
She flicked her fingertips lightly, and a little ice crystal landed on the crotch of Ye Chen, who was foaming at the mouth and twitching non-stop, freezing his kun egg into an ice sculpture!
"No...don't—!" Su Mu's face turned pale, he couldn't believe what he saw.
"Please, or the ice sculpture will shatter in five seconds." Wu Xueji's eyes were deep and her tone was extremely cold.
No, the male lead's name must be kept, if his kun egg shatters, he is afraid that his life will be lost!
Su Mu lowered her head: "I...I beg you...don't hurt him..."
Seeing that Su Mu is really willing to bend down and beg herself in order to save that man! Wu Xueji's snow-white eyes turned scarlet!
"You are willing to beg me for him..." Wu Xueji sneered, she gently lifted Su Mu's chin, her eyes were extremely gentle.
"Since Susu begged me, naturally I won't do anything to him..."
Su Mu was overjoyed: "Really?"
"Of course..." Wu Xueji's scarlet eyes became dark and deep, and she gently kissed Su Mu's lips.
Under Su Mu's incredulous gaze, Wu Xueji snapped her fingers.
The sound of shattering ice crystals lingered in Su Mu's ears. He looked at Ye Chen on the opposite side stiffly, and the white foam in his mouth spit out more violently...
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
And his kun egg has turned into ice crystals all over the sky and disappeared without a trace.
[Tsk, I don’t know if his nine-turn large intestine acupuncture can heal himself well. ]
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