Villain: The Scumbag Heroines Are All Coquettish

Once upon a time, it was difficult to spray water from the sea, except for Wushan, it was water.

Su Mu lay on the ground like a mummy. Tifas sat on Su Mu's back with her legs crossed, holding a French fries between her fingertips and taking a sip.

"This is life." Tifas sighed.

Well, that’s life, so…

"Can you get off me first?" Su Mu said weakly.

"Sorry, sorry, I forgot about you." Tifas jumped on Su Mu's waist a few times, almost breaking Su Mu's waist, and finally jumped off the ground.

Su Mu held her waist weakly. His eyes were dull now, his cheeks were sunken, and he looked like Han Xin in national uniform. He had to hold his waist when he straightened up.

"Ahaha...it hurts..." Su Mu made a trembling sound.

[Master, she only sucked your blood, not the one who sucked you. Why are you so sluggish? ]

"You don't understand. The more vulnerable I am now, the more guilty Tifas will be. After all, she did it..."

[...As expected of the master! so smart! ]

"Uh-!" Tifas stretched her waist and moved her muscles refreshed.

"It's still a human body, suitable for my world-destroying heroic appearance!" Tifas put her hands on her hips and looked up to the sky laughing.

Su Mu pursed her lips, always feeling that this scene was strange.

You said you broke through the seal. It's understandable that you laugh out loud, but before you laugh out loud, can you put your clothes on?

During his military training, he was akimbo, looking up to the sky and laughing, just showing off his dick in the sun!

Moreover, she is still naked, and she can directly tan from a yellow dragon to a black dragon!

Hmm...is a black dragon considered a dragon?

"Brother, how are you?" Tifas was in a good mood, and she looked back at Su Mu.

His eyes widened instantly.

I saw Su Mu paralyzed on the ground, her mouth half-opened, as if she didn't have much time left.

"What's wrong with you?!" Tifas anxiously walked to Su Mu's side.

She just sucked blood. After all, it was the first time in thousands of years, and it was a top blood source, so she couldn't control herself.

I was too immersed in blood-sucking and didn't pay attention to Su Mu's status.

Now that I have come to my senses, Su Mu is about to die!

"Little brother! Are...are you okay?!" Tifas's eyes were red. This was her new little brother, and she couldn't just die like this.

"Little brother, please say something, wuwuwu... I won't give away the white-haired person to the black-haired person... Wow ah ah!!" Tifas cried loudly and slapped Su Mu's face hard.

He fired his bow left and right, trying to regain Su Mu's consciousness.

Damn, it hurts to be slapped! Su Mu couldn't pretend anymore and quickly opened her eyes: "Uh... I... feel so uncomfortable..."

"Brother, you are still alive!" Tifas said in surprise.

"Ahem... still... still alive..."

Well, he is still alive. If he gets slapped a few more times by her, he might really die.

"How are you now?" Tifas's eyes were full of anxiety.

"Well... I feel very bad... I feel weak... my waist aches and my back hurts... I feel like my body has been hollowed out..." Su Mu said weakly.

"It's all my fault..." Tifas lowered her head guiltily.

"How can I save you!"

Hearing this, Su Mu's eyes lit up and she hurriedly said: "The environment here is too bad and not suitable for cultivation. Take me out of here."

"Okay! I'll take you away right now!" Tifas turned around obediently.

Holding Su Mu with both hands, he flew up.

Wait... wait a minute! Wouldn't she want to fly away naked with herself?

"Wait a minute, get dressed first!"

Su Mu yelled at the system in her heart: "System, give me a set of clothes that Tifas can wear."

[Master is really annoying, only this kind of thing can think of others. ] The system said delicately.

To be honest, Su Mu was disgusted.

Su Mu's face was grim: "I can ask you for important matters, but you can't do it!"

[Uh...here are the clothes you want. ] The system ran away in a desperate manner.

A set of red and black Lolitas appeared in Su Mu's hand, and she handed it to Tifas who had a face of resistance.

"Oh... I don't want it!" Tifas protested violently, "I don't want to wear it! I don't want to wear it!"

The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched. He really didn't expect that this ancestor of the blood race didn't like to wear clothes!

"Put on...put it on, there will be a lot of people outside." Su Mu persuaded patiently.

"Don't!" Tifas turned her head and said dully: "Human beings are so strange. Clothes are obviously shackles. It locks your nature, so human beings have not evolved!"

After hearing Tifas' sophistry, Su Mu suddenly thought of Wu Xueji for some reason.

She should be the evolved human being that Tifas said, but according to Tifas.

Uh, probably not...

Wu Xueji, she...was always naked when she was a child?

"Ask her face to face some other day." I was quite curious, whether there would be another side of Wu Xueji who was always smiling as if she didn't take anything seriously.

[Master, if you really ask that, you must be close to death. [Reappearance] This power can be transferred. I'd better give it to the heroines in advance, so that they can recall you without incident. ]

"System, I take back what I said earlier." From now on, it's better to scold Tong Zi more.

[Hey, take back what? ]

"You can shut up now." Su Mu pursed her lips, giving back the previous touch to him!

In the end, under Su Mu's hard work, Tifas still reluctantly put on Lolita, and the lovely delicate body matched the beautiful Lolita.

From a distance, Tifas looks like a delicate and lovely doll.

"I suddenly discovered a business opportunity! Selling the image of Tifas as a figure will definitely become popular all over the world!" Su Mu's eyes lit up.

[Tsk, the master is really daydreaming, let’s not talk about anything else, just the appearance of the ancestor of the blood race, how much can you humans reproduce? ]

The system threw cold water in retaliation, breaking Su Mu's dream.

What she said is true, human beings can't describe the beauty of Tifas, not to mention the charm, just modeled one-to-one, I'm afraid they will never be able to reproduce it.

"I'm too whimsical." Su Mu was like a salted fish that had lost her dream, staring at Tifas' face in confusion.

She is obviously unbelievably beautiful, but in the blink of an eye, her brain can't describe her appearance.

It's like knowing how beautiful she is without knowing why she is so beautiful.

"How could this be, her and I...couldn't be of the same dimension?" This is too strange.

[It's easy to understand, her appearance has surpassed the limit that human beings can imagine, and this is already unimaginable beauty. ]

It turned out to be like this, Su Mu suddenly realized.

To put it simply, comparing a person's appearance to data, the beauty of Tifas can no longer be processed by human cpu.

[That is to say, even if the ancestor of the blood race really went out naked, the world will forget it after a glance, and will only leave a vague impression. ]

[Like, "Hey, was someone naked just now?" But can't remember who was naked. ]

It turned out to be like this, if it was true as the system said, the world would not be able to remember the existence of Tifas.

Is that Tifas... too lonely?