Villain: The Scumbag Heroines Are All Coquettish

Su Mu's mind went blank, and the coldness behind him made him tremble uncontrollably.

"Where should I start first~" Lilia pressed against Su Mu's back, her voice was melodious and playful.

"System, what is the situation? Something is wrong! Very wrong! One hundred percent wrong!" Su Mu roared wildly in his heart.

[Master, don't panic! This "strongest" villain system can guarantee you a ticket! Lilia will never be able to see you through! ] The system is still very confident.

Su Mu said angrily: "If it is really found out!"

[Then pretend I didn't say it! ] The system is very righteous.

Su Mu now even has the heart to kill this cheating system!

"I...I really won't say it..." Su Mu said tremblingly.

"Why are you so nervous? I didn't say I was going to kill you." Lilia hugged Su Mu slowly, with a smile on her lips.

Su Mu is numb, Lilia will not kill him, but will cut off his fingers, goug his eyes, cut off his tongue...

Isn't this more terrifying than death!

My lovely Lilia, what have you been through and how did you become what you are now!

"System, give me back my Lilia!" Su Mu roared inwardly.

[Master, this is none of my business. This is obviously caused by you, the master. Why are you blaming me? ] The system flashed golden light, and a Q-version beautiful girl with the image of an elf appeared in front of Su Mu.

She tilted her head in confusion, and looked at Su Mu with a sad look, which seemed to say, "You are so pitiful."

"You! You can take human form!" Su Mu's eyes widened in shock, and then he reacted and asked urgently, "Hey, what do you mean by the look in my eyes?!"

[I have upgraded, so I can visualize it! ] The system flew around Su Mu.

[Master, I think you are so pitiful. ] She had a bitter face: [This is the first time I have encountered a failure like the master. ]

[Obviously the problem was caused by yourself and the result of your own lack of ability, why did you blame me? ]

"You...what do you mean by that!" Su Mu gritted his teeth angrily.

[Master, don't be angry, I mean, master, you are like a giant baby, you will only yell when you encounter problems, it looks like a waste. ]

[If it weren't for me, the master would have been torn to pieces long ago. ] The system looked proudly at Su Mu.

Su Mu's teeth itched in anger, what is a giant baby? What do you mean you can't live without a system?

"If I didn't have your waste system, I wouldn't have suffered all of this! I wouldn't have met Gu Mengyan and Chen Shihuai! I would have lived a very happy life!" Su Mu's eyes were tearing apart.

[Master, don’t be kidding~ Even without me, the master’s nature is to be playful~ This is your evil nature, it is born, master, you are born to be a scum. ]

Su Mu lowered his head, and suddenly laughed sinisterly: "System, do you have a body?"

[Yeah, what's wrong? ]

"Hehe, it's nothing—!" Su Mu stretched out his hand fiercely, and grabbed the fist-sized elf.

[Well--! Master... let go, I'm about to be pinched to death by you! ]

"I wanted to beat you up a long time ago." With a sinister smile on the corner of Su Mu's mouth, she rubbed the system's face vigorously with two fingers.

[Uh... let go... let go quickly... my face is about to be bruised by your rubbing! ]

The system's golden light flashed and turned into dots, disappearing from Su Mu's hands.

The voice of the system came again in my mind: [In short, everything right now is caused by you, the master, and you can't just blame me! I won’t take the blame for this either! ]

[Hmph, you are so self-sufficient, I will ignore you! ]

The sound of the system disappeared, and Su Mu's consciousness returned to reality. He was still in his former apartment, with Lilia behind him humming a light song.

"Running, running, running, running, I broke my foot at the end, and then I broke my leg and my foot, and all my limbs were gone~"

Lilia happily hummed a strange tune, and Su Mu was so frightened that she shivered all over.

What kind of horrible song is she humming? This is definitely not a lyric a human being can come up with.

"Have you thought about it? If you don't answer me, I'll start with your mouth~" Lilia was in a good mood. She shook the scissors in her hand with a relaxed and cheerful smile.

"Well, I think we can have a good talk. I remember Her Royal Highness said before that if I lie to you again, you will cut out my tongue..."

Su Mu racked his brains and came up with this solution. He asked cautiously: "Your Highness, you will not break your promise, right?"

"Eh~ Did I say that?" Lilia smiled sweetly: "I forgot~"

"No, no, no, think about it! As I just said, think about it!" Su Mu tried her best to comfort Lilia.

Lilia pretended to be thinking hard, frowning in distress, and then seemed to remember something, with a smile on her face: "I remembered!"

Su Mu breathed a sigh of relief: "Just remember it."

Lilia chuckled sinisterly, strangely and horrifyingly: "I remember, this is not the first time you have lied to me..."

"No...that's not right! I just lied to you once. You must have remembered it wrong. Your Highness, please think about it again!" Su Mu was a little flustered.

Lilia is not going insane, right? Since he transformed into Fusu, he has only had contact with Lilia once today.

The only way to deceive her is to pretend not to know her original address.

Lilia looked at Su Mu's panic, her pupils were surging, and there was a cold smile on her face: "Have you forgotten? You have lied to me many times, have you forgotten?"

She slowly lowered her head: "Yes, there are so many outstanding girls around you, how can you remember me?"

"I'm still too weak to keep you and impress you..." A hint of coldness flashed through her dark green eyes.

"Don't worry, I will let you remember everything you have lied to me about..."

Su Mu retreated repeatedly, and Lilia pressed forward step by step. It was not until he had no way to retreat and his back hit the door that he realized that he had reached a dead end.

"We just met for the first time today, something must have gone wrong!" Su Mu said tremblingly.

"Eh? Since this is the first time we've met, why are you so afraid of me? Have you done anything bad?" Lilia's eyes were dark and lackluster, like a pool of stagnant water.

In your current state, anyone who sees you will be scared!

Lilia, please hurry up and get back to your original state, you are so... so strange.

Su Mu felt a little sad. What happened to the innocent and cute little girl before to become such a terrifying person now.

"You...you are not like this, Lilia, please wake up..." Su Mu tried to say.

Lilia chuckled slightly upon hearing this, revealing a hint of sarcasm: "She has died in her own world, and it's all because of you that she became like this...my good brother~"