Villain's Apocalypse: Start With Instant Noodles To Change Spears

The helmet is sometimes like a red rope on a prostitute's feet!

When you have a helmet, even if you are embarrassed, weak-hearted, and afraid.

But others can't see it!

Once there is no helmet to get in the way.

Emotions that want to be desperately hidden will be exposed in front of people!

It's okay if it's a stranger.

But there is not only Xie Feng, a pervert who can do anything, but also Gu Yuxi, a poisonous girlfriend waiting to see his jokes!

Especially Gu Yuxi, Leng Qianqian really didn't want to be ugly in front of her!

Therefore, when she heard that Xie Feng wanted to take off her helmet, Leng Qianqian quickly begged Xie Feng for mercy:

"Big brother, you really don't need to take off your helmet, I admit that I am her best friend, Leng Qianqian!"

"But what if you lie to me? So it's better to check clearly!

After Xie Feng smiled playfully, he glanced at Gu Yuxi, whose shoulders kept shaking, obviously gloating, and mocked in his heart:

"Laugh, laugh, when you cry."

Think about it.

Xie Feng walked towards Leng Qianqian.

Because I really don't want to lose this fig leaf on my face!

Every time Xie Feng took a step closer to Leng Qianqian, Leng Qianqian subconsciously took a step back.

In this regard, Xie Feng was not angry.

On the contrary, it has the pleasure of teasing a good family!

To prolong the process.

He also deliberately slowed down.

Unfortunately, there is limited space in the room.

Leng Qianqian was quickly forced into the wall.

There is no way back when you see it.

Leng Qianqian had to take out the skills of a woman.

Tilting his head, shaking his body

, he coquettishly said: "Big ~ brother, you really don't need to take off people's helmets, otherwise it's easy to have nightmares!"

As for escape?

Leng Qianqian did not feel that there was a 1 in 10,000 chance of success.

Who is lighter in self-esteem and who is heavier in life, she can still tell clearly!

Xie Feng was silent, just smiled.

Then without the slightest hesitation, she removed the motorcycle helmet that Leng Qianqian had been unwilling to take off.

The result is the next second.

Xie Feng was stunned!

It was a face he never imagined!

A face with clown girl makeup.

The clown woman's makeup is actually okay, but she doesn't look very similar, but you can see at a glance that this is an imitation of the clown woman.

Coupled with dirty arguments that are difficult to control.

It's just like Kun Kun who combs his double ponytail and plays basketball against the abstract picture of a little sunspot.

At first glance, I think it's funny, but I always feel that something is wrong!

At the second glance, it will feel ugly and ugly!

.......

"Big brother, I just said it's easy to have nightmares, right?"

Leng Qianqian's slightly smug voice pulled Xie Feng back to reality from her contemplation.

Just when Xie Feng was a little overwhelmed.

I saw Gu Yuxi rummaging through the small backpack, and then handed the two things to Xie Feng with a smile.

"Master, this is the makeup remover and the makeup cloth, you just need to pour the makeup remover water on the makeup cloth and wipe it on her face to make her show her prototype!"

After thinking about it, Gu Yuxi jumped up and added:

"The makeup on the eyes and lips is generally the heaviest, so when you remove her makeup, it's best to remove these two places a little more carefully."

"Well, if you are troublesome, you can also hand it over to me, and people will guarantee that this matter will be handled properly!"

Remover?

Also focused eyes and lips?

Are you the devil?

Do you know how much this hurts a woman?

And still in front of the most annoying woman!

So after listening to Gu Yuxi's words.

Xie Feng, who was a fun person, smiled!

Leng Qianqian, who is happy, is almost crying!

In order to prevent this from happening, she even began to hack herself:

"Big brother, don't take off my pretense, I'm ugly, you will definitely have nightmares!"

Xie Feng ignored Leng Qianqian's warning, and after taking the makeup removal artifact, he performed a big change.

A dozen seconds later.

Xie Feng finally knew what Leng Qianqian looked like.

It is different from Gu Yuxi's seven-point coldness, two-point charm, and one-point purity.

Leng Qianqian had a face that was completely inconsistent with her dress and surname.

Some childish melon face, flat forehead, rosy cheeks, black eyebrows, two slender crescent eyes with a smile.

Under the eyes is a straight nose bridge and a small mouth, even if the small mouth is pouted high because of bad emotions, the cheeks are bulging like a little squirrel.

But because she has that kind of vitality girl's aura, so when people see her, they will feel that she is so idyllic, gentle, amiable and cute.

"It really looks good, that is, sweet and cute!"

Xie Feng praised sincerely, and this also laid the reason for Leng Qianqian's later miserable experience.

Then, Xie Feng, who was in a good mood, picked up a packet of potato chips and drinks on the coffee table, and threw them to Gu Yuxi, who looked like he was asking for praise.

"Little thing, you did well this time, I hope you can continue to do the good work."

"Hee-hee, it's all well tuned by the master!"

Eat your own, drink your own, remove your own makeup, and show affection in front of yourself!

It's a person who can't bear it!

This made Leng Qianqian break her defense on the spot!

Xie Feng, she didn't want to offend and couldn't afford to offend, but Gu Yuxi, a poisonous girlfriend, she thought she could still use it to get angry!

So, she directly turned on the mockery mode with a contemptuous and disdainful tone!

"I didn't expect that my school flower adult is really talented, even being a dog is so good!"

"Completely done, think what the master thinks, worry about the master's worries!"

"By the way, this cat maid suit and pet collar on you is a real match for you, it is simply made for you!"

Gu Yuxi's face was already thin.

Leng Qianqian's words were like a soft knife that killed without blood, stabbing her heart one after another!

She was angry in her heart!

Otherwise, this set of hollow heart-shaped cat maid outfits is of excellent quality, and the constantly violently undulating snow peaks almost broke the top!

Under impulse.

Gu Yuxi also didn't care about any upbringing, what kind of identity is it now!

Directly crossed his hands at the waist, ready to scold back:

"You!"

Gu Yuxi talks about yin and yang weirdness, and the tea art performance is not lost to anyone.

Keming gun and arrow's fighting mouth, her purity is too low.

As a result, he said the word [you], and Leng Qianqian's mockery was like a machine gun, sweeping towards Gu Yuxi endlessly!

"What are you, did I say something wrong?"

"Me!"

"Me what me?"

"I'm a dog, but I'm much more comfortable than you're a prisoner, right?"

"Alas, although I don't want to admit it, but you are indeed much more comfortable than me, no wonder you are so proud and confident as a dog!"

If Leng Qianqian was like a shrew scolding the street, Gu Yuxi would not be completely overwhelmed.

However, what the other party said was all the truth, and all of them were the reality that Gu Yuxi wanted to deliberately escape.

This is what makes Leng Qianqian's words not only extremely insulting, but also amazingly lethal!

Subsequently.

Just listen to a loud cry of "wow".

Gu Yuxi threw herself directly into Xie Feng's arms, and whispered with a soft and pitiful helpless sob

: "Hmm~mm~Hmm~

" "Master, she bullies people, and you don't help others!!!"

This trick of coquettish selling cute is useful for others, but Xie Feng just wants to laugh!

So, Xie Feng casually and calmly asked,

"And then?"

And then?

And then you shouldn't give me a head start?

Gu Yuxi really wanted to answer like this.

But the words stopped when they came to his lips!

Because she didn't read a trace of pity and pity from Xie Feng's eyes.

Indifferent!

Doesn't matter!

Looking at her is like looking at a dispensable cargo.

Thinking that Xie Feng had never really felt sorry for her.

Gu Yuxi's eyes suddenly darkened a lot, and what he was going to say became bitter and unspeakable!

Because she doesn't deserve to say something like that!

But Gu Yuxi was not willing to be sneered at by Leng Qianqian like this.

So, she came to save the country with a curve.

I saw Gu Yuxi first squeeze and shake Xie Feng's arm with both hands, and then pretend to be angry and coquettish:

"Master, people are your slaves, as the saying goes, it depends on the master to beat a dog, she is also disrespectful to you by scolding this slave!"

After glancing at Gu Yuxi with surprised eyes, Xie Feng pinched her chin and said with a smile: "

What you said does make some sense, but before punishing her again, I have to punish you well!"

Punish me?

Gu Yuxi looked forced!

Quickly thinking back to what he had done recently, Gu Yuxi didn't find that he had done anything wrong.

So, she was in a nervous mood, and asked with a grievance:

"Master, are you arguing with her because I did not have permission?"

Xie Feng shook his head and withdrew his arm from Xuefeng.

Subsequently, he removed Gu Yuxi's gas mask.

Without waiting for Gu Yuxi to take a big breath of fresh air.

Xie Feng pressed Gu Yuxi's little head to his trouser leg, and then said in a gentle voice:

"Do you know where you are wrong now?"

At first, Gu Yuxi was very confused.

Wrong?

What am I doing wrong?

But when a hint of urine smell drifted into Gu Yuxi's nasal cavity.

She realized it instantly!

However, he was ashamed and angry and blamed himself:

"Master, people know that they are wrong, and people promise that there will be no next time!"

"It's good to know it's wrong!"

Without waiting for Gu Yuxi to breathe a sigh of relief, Xie Feng's tone suddenly became extremely cold!

Indifferent to the point of being like an emotionless machine.

"Then lick it clean first!"

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