Vulgar Master

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The solar system stars flared on the solar panels of the space station, and the astronauts, wearing aviation suits emblazoned with the American flag, looked out from the transparent dome with shock on their faces.

Since two hours ago, many stellar rubble began to appear in the extraterrestrial orbit, and finally they were densely packed, forming a planetary ring outside the earth.

However, through careful observation with the space telescope, it was found that it was not gravel, but a colorful egg-shaped material... It was a dirty, it was countless dirty, forming a planetary belt outside the earth.

Then, it turned into a meteorite and fell to the earth.

"oh!god! Gomiko ing!"

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Watching the news on Zhou Bawa's mobile phone, the government officially announced that "Meteor shower, not only domestic, but also the world's aviation bureaus have detected the sudden appearance of dirty planetary belts in extraterrestrial orbit.

These dirty clothes fell to the earth like rain, and under the special catalysis of the dirty fairy, they quickly evolved into vulgar gods.

Dirty Immortal, "Meeting ceremony, it took me half my life to bring out a finger coccyx of the World Lord from the imperial city, but this finger coccyx is dirty enough to spread over the entire exile."

Zhou Bawa has a headache, what an idiot, he's staring at himself, it's time to ask the third question.

Zhou Bawa: "The Dirty Immortal is here, and 80% of it is at me, what can I do?"

The old man sat in the back seat of the car, and the half-length ruined temple was hidden in the shadows and said: "The shrine, find a shrine in the exile."

Underground niches?... Zhou Bawa thought about it for a while and turned around. Don't say, others might not know about it, but he really knew that when he returned to his hometown during the Chinese New Year, he had seen an underground niche in Miyun Reservoir.

It was a bit far, Zhou Bawa turned the front of the car and planned to go, boom, someone knocked on the glass of the car, looked up, Lin Yujing.

Zhou Bawa rolled down the car window: "Why?"

Lin Yujing reached out and unlocked the door: "Send you back to school. It's not safe outside now. According to the government's internal communication, there have been 13 blocks in Bencheng who have found wild and vulgar gods who have been practicing Taoism for more than 10 years. They are destroying local security."

Zhou Bawa: ":..."

Zhou Bawa: "I don't go back to school."

Lin Yujing: "It's so chaotic outside now, it's not safe anywhere, where are you going if you don't go back to school?"

Zhou Ba wax heart said that the most unsafe place should be around him, but Lin Yujing had already got into the car, sat in the co-pilot, raised his eyes and glanced in the rearview mirror...

Hey! Static electricity numbs, and the knife is half unsheathed.

Zhou Bawa stopped in time: "Don't, don't cut it, it's just one question short of me and I didn't answer it."

The knife in Lin Yujing's hand was pushed back, and she turned her head to look at the old man in the back seat of the car repeatedly, with the expression you saw that your husband had picked up a strange and ugly stray dog ​​from outside, secretly pointed and covered his face. He whispered, "What?"

Zhou Bawatong covered his mouth and replied, "The old man left behind."

Zhou Bawa's answer, you can imagine Lin Yujing's expression, but she still buckled her seat belt and didn't ask Zhou Bawa what she planned to do, just like she has participated since she was a child, every bad idea of ​​Zhou Bawa .

Zhou Bawa also didn't talk more. If Ran Qiuran was in the co-pilot now, Zhou Bawa would throw her out of the car. If it was Bai Xier, Zhou Bawa would not let her in the car, but now she is sitting in the co-pilot. It was Lin Yujing.

Zhou Bawa only pointed to the back before driving on the road: "Don't talk to it casually, it only has one chance to ask questions."

When the headlights turn on, the destination is Miyun Reservoir.

Half an hour later, on the provincial road, a huge earth spirit with a length of 100 meters, roaring like a road roller, crushed the asphalt road, pushed across the road, chasing the speeding car in front.

The high-speed car was painted in a stylish Syrian war-damaged paint, the window glass had long been shattered, the body was covered with scratches and dents, and the left rear door and rear hood had disappeared.

Behind the car, the terrifying giant **** of the earth, full of oppression, chased closer and closer, set off the asphalt road and gravel, and slammed into the roof of the car like rain, dong dong dong...

Outside the car window, a knife wrapped in lightning flashed out.

Hold the sheath with four fingers, and put the thumb against the sword, and flick it.

A knife was pulled out from the back of the car, and the car's exhaust was washed away, and a fox head with a strong wind and thunder slammed into the Earth Spirit God head-on.

Boom, stop the dragon car with one knife.

The 100-meter-long gigantic Earth Spiritual God was suddenly stopped as if it had hit a copper wall and an iron wall, and the whole thing overturned.

Phew, Lin Yujing in the car let out a long breath, and the vulgar spirit on his lungs shuttled back and forth to nourish, slowly dissipating the stamina of the knife.

"Brilliant!" The driver Zhou Bawa stood by to support him. He couldn't play such an awesome move. His teammates outputted him and shouted 6 to lie down.

Lin Yujing looked at the falling meteors in the night sky outside the car window and said, "How many of these are you? Are you a Tang monk? Why are so many secular gods chasing you?"

Zhou Bawa stepped on the gas pedal to the end, and the sparks on the shoulders of the sedan chair pulled out the flaming exhaust from the back of the car, and the wind-filled mouth blew open, revealing his gums: "I don't want to, but it's unfortunate. Being watched by a pervert..."

Before the words were finished, Zhou Bawa's expression changed, only to see a three-meter-high coffin nail in front of him, coming from far to near, falling from the sky and nailing it on the front cover of the car with precision and ruthlessness. It passed through the front engine and nailed into the provincial highway.

The broken car finally couldn't hold it anymore, it fell apart, the car caught fire and exploded, the smoke billowed, and it stopped.

But in the thick smoke, the humming motorcycle fuel tank roared.

The wild scarlet smoke burst out, and the ferocious red giant beast crushed the head of the vulgar **** who was blocking the road, leaving only a line of black tire ruts and crushed heads. dissipated in the exhaust.

Zhou Bawa was riding a Wangong motorcycle, and Lin Yujing in the back seat hugged his waist tightly, changed vehicles, and continued to gallop towards Miyun Reservoir at a faster speed.

Night, roads, motorcycles, giant gods... It's like a movie theme.

Half an hour later, Zhou Bawa successfully arrived at the toll station in Miyun from Bencheng on his Wangong motorcycle.

Three armored vehicles and a tank were parked on the side of the road. The urban area had been taken over by the army to implement control and clean up the gods. Zhou Bawa Motorcycle was stopped at the gate of the toll booth, and soldiers of the army with live ammunition came up to stop and question.

Lin Yujing took out her dojo master certificate.

"Relevant departments act, emergency."

Sure enough, there are people in the DPRK who are good at doing things, and the dojo owner's certificate is green all the way, unobstructed, so that Zhou Bawa can avoid wasted time passing through the checkpoint. Can't reach the destination.

However, not long after Zhou Bawa passed the checkpoint, outside the Miyun Toll Station, a deformed body, like the old guard, was stumbling over with an abandoned temple.

"Stop!" The troop's row of guns had been set up, and in the face of such a weird and deformed thing, they raised twelve points of vigilance.

The first time he stopped and couldn't drink, the deformed thing was still moving forward, and the next order was already: "Fire!"

Da Da Da Da, under the night, the gunshots are endless.

boom! Tanks fired.

The sound of blood spilling, the sound of tanks exploding, the railing of the toll booth was lifted, the body stacked with the abandoned temple staggered past, the lonely shadow stretched on the ground, and there was a dead silence behind him.

Dirty Immortal: "Hee hee, I'm here to find you, hee hee..."

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