Vulgar Master

Gaozu's broken sword and Baidi's dead body actually come from a folktale, unofficial history, and commentary on biographies.

In the last years of the Qin Dynasty, peasant wars broke out everywhere. Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty Liu Bang revolted in Mangdang, which is now in Henan. According to folk stories, at the beginning of Gaozu's uprising, he encountered a big white snake coiled in the middle of the mountain road, blocking his way.

Gaozu drew the Chixiao sword and cut it, the white snake died and the woman cried, saying that the big snake was its son, the son of the White Emperor, who was killed by the son of the Red Emperor, and then disappeared. The heroes who followed Liu Bang's uprising saw this miracle and respected Liu Bang even more in the future up.

At night, in Hope Elementary School, under the incandescent light bulb, Zhou Bawa took off the sneakers soaked in mud soup and changed into a pair of cracked shoes to wear temporarily. He listened to Jiang Xundao's narration and complained: "The rebels in the Qin and Han Dynasties Lack of imagination, you have to make up a routine when you make up stories."

Jiang Xundao said, "The similarity of the stories is not necessarily a matter of imagination, maybe it is the reality. The Qin and Han Dynasties are so long ago, who knows that there were ghosts and gods rampant in the Central Plains at that time, and whether the official history was intentionally omitted, lest the historical records be overwhelmed by the gods." Evil decay."

Zhou Bawa: "You are the only one promoting feudal superstition, right?"

"The government has established the Archaeological Bureau for a long time. We are walking on the dark side of history. You can join and see if you are not sure." Jiang Xundao revealed his intentions. He became interested in Zhou Bawa the day he visited Wanghailou Church. .

But Zhou Bawa wasn't interested, and didn't pick up his words at all.

Hiss, Zhou Bawa suddenly felt a pain, and he lifted his clothes to reveal his waist. At some point, there was a black spot on his waist, and sores appeared, like a black snake coiled around his waist, causing pain.

Jiang Xundao, "Snake sores, when we were outside just now, we were bitten by Baidi Yin corpse."

Jiang Xundao lifted up his clothes, and Zhou Bawa saw such a black snake wound on his waist.

Jiang Xundao opened the body temple, and a vulgar **** appeared.

"Du Gong Dao Tong Fanpin vulgar **** Taishang three or five Gong, doing homework in the morning and evening, belonging to the temple of the Tianshi Fa and Taoist Department, the vulgar gods are gifted with the psychic teaching of seal script and ten thousand methods, and can draw talismans to communicate the power of ancestors' manifestations .”

Jiang Xundao took out the yellow paper and asked "Du Gong" to draw a talisman seal, and then pasted it on the snake wound on his waist, chanting a mantra: "Open your eyes on the old ancestor on the altar. Today, disciples and grandchildren come to ask for swords. White snake, cut in two with one knife."

Under the yellow talisman, Zhou Bawa clearly saw the black snake sores on Jiang Xundao's body, which were fading at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Jiang Xundao, "The school is orthodox, here's a card for you..."

Jiang Xundao said that he wanted to help Zhou Bawa get rid of the snake sore, but he was stopped by Zhou Bawa's hand, and his masculinity faded away! Looking at his waist, the snake sore was gone. "Huh? The sore is so tight, How did you remove it?"

Zhou Bawa didn't answer his question, and he took the sore away with the disease collection bottle, and turned to ask what happened to the Baidi Yin Corpse and the snake sore.

Jiang Xundao: "It is rumored that the big snake Baidizi was beheaded by Gaozu, and the resentment persisted. Half of the snake's corpse has been left in the boundary of Mangdang to make troubles. It dare not come out during the day for fear of the sun and fire. Because it was beheaded by the Red Emperor. Dare to come out at night."

Jiang Xundao said, "Look at the roads around Yangzizhuang. It's always wet and muddy. You can only walk in a donkey cart. That's the trace left by Baidizi's half corpse crawling over at night."

Jiang Xundao: "According to the local people in the villages around Mangdang, don't go out at night. There have been many cases of snake bites on the Yin corpse of Baidi, and we just happened to meet each other." .”

After listening to Zhou Bawa, she directly exposed her teeth, "Oh, I see, the translator translates, the groundwater in this place is very strong, and the humidity is heavy, especially at night, and those who always go out at night are easily affected by damp and cold and get sores. "

Jiang Xundao, "Why are you so boring?"

Jiang Xundao didn't fool Zhou Bawa after all.

Let’s stop here for tonight, it’s getting late, Zhou Bawa saw that he was talking to Jiang Xundao before going to bed, and cleaned up his dirty sneakers to dry, hey, which silent cutie did it secretly ?

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The next day, the going-to-the-country team officially started work.

A group of several people went door to door to give condolences to the villagers in Yangzizhuang, send mobile phones, send warmth to the community, and teach them how to use the secular world.

Zhou Bawa's group includes Bai Xi'er, Wang Qingming and his wife, and a junior called Sun Nian.

It is said that this year when I go to the countryside, I will give away a mobile phone

Sending electrical appliances is not difficult. It is difficult to find someone to ask for something, but is it also difficult to give something to someone? However…

Zhou Bawa "Open the door! The community sends warmth!"

Zhou Bawa banged on the door and yelled at the top of his voice, the dogs inside the door were in a panic, and kept barking, but no one answered.

No wonder there was such a big commotion, this is the eighth house Zhou Bawa and the others have found, and they haven't even entered a house yet.

what happened? The door is not allowed to enter. It feels like these villagers are afraid of their team going to the countryside? Or did someone say something... Zhou Bawa led the team to squat by the cowshed, inexplicably recalling what the old village head said last night, saying that the mobile phone matter should be forgotten first.

Wang Qingming said, "One or two families still say that the whole village is in agreement. This is because the village cadres have greeted them in advance. What's the secret?"

Zhou Bawa squatted for a while wondering what to do, then patted Sun Nian next to him: "You, go over the wall and open the door."

Sun Nian: "Huh? Is this okay, Brother Zhou?"

Zhou Bawa: "Don't worry, we are here."

Sun Nian, "Brother Zhou, can you help me take the blame?"

Zhou Bawa: "No, no, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com You are going to have an accident, I will help you bring the news back."

Sun Nian "..."

While the few people were talking, the door suddenly opened, Zhou Bawa thought there was a turning point, but in the end, an old lady came out and splashed them with dirty water from the washbasin. Grandpa is going to be angry!

His god? Zhou Bawa heard so much, but there was no more. The old lady quickly shrank back after splashing the water, and the door was closed again.

Xie Lulu "Let's find your leading teacher, the problem lies with that village branch, something is wrong in this village."

Zhou Bawa didn't speak, and turned to look at the disgraced village children on the side of the dirt road, watching them from a distance, not daring to approach them, children, old people, Zhou Bawa recalled everything after coming to Yangzizhuang See you in this village...

It seems that there are not many young and middle-aged laborers.

Zhou Bawa patted Sun Nian again, "Go, abduct a child."

Sun Nian, "Brother Zhou, don't be so tight on me."

Hey, Zhou Bawa saw that Sun Nian was smart and not easy to deceive, so he had to go out on his own, first from the wedding temple, "borrowed the candy that was dipped in the wedding candy bag today, and went over to make friends with the child.

Zhou Bawa: "Give you candy, talk to brother?"

The child looked at the candy in Zhou Bawa's hand, disdainful, and pointed to the poverty alleviation mobile phone in Zhou Bawa's hand, this is good.

Zhou Bawale "You still know this."

The child "sees people in the city using it."

Zhou Bawa held his mobile phone and shook it in front of his eyes, "Where do you live, who is there at home?"

The child "lives at the head of the village, has a grandma at home, and grandpa fell while working in the field the year before last and died."

Zhou Bawa stuffed the phone into his hand, "Where are your parents?"

The child "Parents let him eat it."

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