Wanjie editing, starting inventory of full-level human cubs

The video in the sky starts playing,

A little boy with a sawtooth head appeared in front of everyone,

He pulled out a skateboard from behind him,

Ready to give everyone a fancy skateboard,

Unexpectedly, he fell directly into a big fart squat,

caused everyone to laugh,

His face suddenly became gloomy,

instantly turned into a little demon from hell,

The crowd was directly frightened.

......

[NO.2 Son of the Devil - ~ Bart Simpson]

Bart was born in the town of Springfield, an extralegal realm in a beautiful country,

He likes to wear a red shirt and blue shorts.

Bart inherited the dominant stupidity gene of his father Hou Mo and the recessive delicate gene of his mother Maggie.

So he often failed exams,

But he also often plays a little clever with his invisible and delicate genes.

Although Bart did not do well on the exam,

But Bart loves skateboarding, spraying graffiti,

And often make harassing phone calls to people,

The old man who opened a bar is one of the targets of frequent harassment.

Although Bart is not good at studying, he can still use word games to play tricks on Lao Mouzi.

Bart has two younger sisters,

Lisa and Maggie, respectively,

Among them, Lisa is perfect to avoid Hou Mo's stupid genes,

The academic performance is always at the top of Springfield Elementary School,

But the deadliest thing about Lisa is that she has a virgin heart,

Our Lady of everything,

It's not likable at school.

Bart likes Springfield's big star clown Shell,

A lot of things in the house are co-branded by Shell,

He also enjoys watching the cartoon Silly Cat and Bad Mouse (a spoof version of Cat and Mouse).

Bart has first-class organizational skills,

He can organize riots, mutinies, divisions and other sabotage actions at any time at school!

Bart likes to pretend to be a clown in front of people,

And take pleasure in it,

He likes to spoof everything,

But it is not lacking in compassion and morality at critical moments,

Bart's favorite spoof is his dad Hou Mo,

So he was always choked by his father.

Bart's best friends are Millhouse, Ralph,

Although Ralph does not speak very neatly,

The brain is not very good,

But Bart didn't dislike him either,

I often take him to play.

Bart likes to be the center of attention,

Like to bully Lisa,

But he was often beaten by Nelson and others,

For this reason, Bart really wants to be a school bully like Nelson.

Bart doesn't have much to do with life,

There are no big ambitions,

His attitude to life is to live happily every day,

Troubles are always fleeting for him,

But Barthes's life was always colourful.

......

In the world of The Simpsons,

Hou Mo saw that his son was actually on the inventory of this filial son,

was so excited that he even pulled the radish several times,

"Maggie!

We've got a chance for Bart!

Lisa will never be the only one in our family again!"

Maggie on the side was dying of laughter,

"Yes!

It's all thanks to you!

Without your excellent genes, where would we have a dutiful son like Bart!"

......

The video in the sky starts playing, (read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu novel network!)

Hou Mo and Maggie went out for a meeting in the evening,

Leaving the children to the babysitter,

After returning home, the two planned to pull a radish by the way,

Hou Mo hugged Maggie and walked kissing,

Just arrived at the door,[]

"Jingle bell!"

Suddenly the phone rang,

Maggie wanted Hou Mo to answer the phone first,

But Hou Mo didn't want to interrupt such an atmosphere,

"If it's something important, I'll definitely fight again!"

Lisa, who couldn't stand the ringing phone, went to answer the phone herself,

Lisa picked up the phone and said,

"Dad!

The business qualification of the nursing home where my grandfather lived was revoked!

So grandpa has nowhere to live!"

Hou Mo, who learned the news, completely lost the desire to pull the carrot at this time,

"Knife (D oh)!"

Hou Mo took his family to the nursing home to pick up the old Abel,

Maggie asks Grandpa,

"What's wrong with the nursing home?"

Old Abel said,

"The relevant departments came to check,

Say the conditions here are not suitable for survival!"

Hou Mo immediately said angrily,

"The contract we signed at the beginning stated that

As long as you can live!"

The staff of the relevant department told Hou Mo,

"It's probably a big problem to be alive,

We found out that the ambulance here has a slight malfunction,

The seat can directly bounce people flying!

Nurses are mannequins,

There are only rats in the cola vending machine!

As I said,

There are a lot of questions!"

But Hou Mo didn't want Abel to go home with him,

I suddenly remembered that there was a dog boarding center next to here,

"I suddenly remembered that there is a dog boarding center nearby.

It's right there that I can find a dog for my father to rely on!"

Maggie directly refused immediately,

"Kennels don't work!"

Hou Mo carried Old Abel's luggage,

On the one hand, I want to test Maggie's bottom line again,

"Just go and see. "

Maggie gave Hou Mo a look directly,

"Huh?"

Even if Hou Modang dispelled his thoughts,

"That's not good!"

Maggie looked back,

found that there were two old men sitting alone on the luggage,

No one came to pick it up,

After Maggie's inquiry,

only to know that their families are not around,

So Maggie kindly invited them to go home with them,

"Why don't you two live in our house with Old Abel!"