War Hymn of Warcraft [WOW]

Turning over, Zhan Zhixing stretched and sat up.

It's been a long time since I slept so peacefully. The mainland has nothing else to deal with, and Zhan Zhixing doesn't want to spread the belief of being their **** in Azeroth.

In return, Elune is still the true **** of this continent. Zhan Zhixing just transferred Shengguang's belief to himself, and did not do anything else. He didn't want everyone in Azeroth to be alienated from him because of this. Maybe tens of thousands of years later, Azeroth would be full of vicissitudes, and then Zhan Zhixing would start preaching.

Everything is the same as usual... Zhan Zhixing yawned, touched the warm body next to him, and wanted to continue to sleep.

Today's bed is so soft, did Garrosh add a few more layers of animal skin? Feels like a sponge pad...

...wait, sponge pads?

Zhan Zhixing woke up instantly, raised his head and looked at the surrounding environment - snow-white sheets, sky blue walls, bright floor-to-ceiling windows...

This is not Garrosh's home full of animal skins on the Nagrand Prairie, nor his chieftain's residence in Orgrimmar, or even his own courtyard in Stormwind City,

This is clearly my previous home...

"Hey, Garrosh, get up quickly." Zhan Zhixing punched Garrosh on the shoulder twice, "Why did we two get here..."

"Woo, you're comfortable, who consumed the most energy last night." Garrosh muttered, hugged the quilt and rolled around again, and fell to the ground with a "plop".

Zhan Zhixing: ...

"I remember that the two of us were obviously at Galadar's house, why did we fall asleep on the bed as soon as we woke up?" Garrosh stood up yawning, and found something was wrong after looking around, "Hey, here what is the place?"

"Hehe, you were thrown into an unknown world in your dream, yet you can still sleep." Zhan Zhixing snorted coldly, and the long-lost memory gradually reappeared. He scratched his head, turned and took a nightgown from the bedside table and threw it to Garrosh.

"Hurry up and put it on. I remember correctly that the central air conditioner in my house is kept at 24 degrees all the year round. I'm always naked so I don't catch a cold!"

As for himself being thrown into another world for no apparent reason, Zhan Zhixing wouldn't talk about such a small matter. o(╯□╰)o

It's been a long time since I took a bath in my own bathtub. The 365-degree flowing water jacuzzi was not bought for nothing. Lying in the bathtub, Zhan Zhixing deeply felt the difference between magic technology and real technology——

Nima's safety, stability, high efficiency, environmental protection, energy saving and time saving should be what real technology should be like!

Before Zhan Zhixing could enjoy it for a long time, Garrosh pushed open the bathroom door and walked in:

"Well, Zhan Zhixing, is it okay if I broke this thing?"

After all, it was his own home, and only he and the nanny who came to clean the villa had the keys to Zhan Zhixing's villa. There was no need to lock the bathroom and the like, so Garrosh came in as soon as he opened the door. At this moment, Garrosh was still wearing the bathrobe that Zhan Zhixing stuffed him just now, holding a tablet that had been broken in half, scratching his head and laughing. But seeing the moment in the bathroom, Garrosh felt a rush of blood rushing into his head. Even though he is almost an old couple, Zhan Zhixing is still so alluring in his eyes.

"It's okay, I remember that there were two left when the company's senior executives handed out the welfare lottery some time ago, and I will unpack it for you later." Zhan Zhixing straightened his back, changed his posture, and let the water hit his lumbar spine— God knows if he, who has been wearing plate armor for so long, has any problems like a herniated disc in his waist.

Hearing this, Garrosh felt relieved, and casually threw the tablet aside. Garrosh grinned, and jumped into the bathtub that could hold three people.

"Well, what is this thing for? Let me enjoy it too."

"Go away, you need to crush that thing between your legs first!"

"That is to say, we are in another world now?" Garrosh scratched his head, a little confused.

Zhan Zhixing nodded, and couldn't help stretching out his hand, calling for the holy light that had become a part of his body. However, in this world, the Holy Light did not respond to him at all: "Yes, this is the world I was in before going to Azeroth, the earth. According to Elune, the earth should be a place located in the domain of the gods." The realm of empty demons is indeed true. I can feel now that this body is my divine body in Azeroth, but even with the power of my divine body, I still can’t summon a sliver of holy light in this world.”

After hearing Zhan Zhixing's words, Garrosh also tried to arouse the anger in his body, but there was also no response. Zhan Zhixing scratched his head, and said with some distress: "Forget it, if you come here, you will be safe. Let's stay here for a while. I am afraid that only the last Only the supreme gods at the top can do it. Who knows why those supreme gods convulsed and threw me here."

"But I guess the only one they want to move is me, but on you, I set a link contract. As long as you and me are separated by more than one world, you will be automatically teleported to me. Maybe someone threw me away After coming here, the link contract was activated, and that's why I dragged you here."

"When did you make the contract on me? Why don't I know." Garrosh pressed Zhan Zhixing on the bed, and couldn't help but kissed him on the cheek again.

Zhan Zhixing quickly kicked Garrosh away, even if he couldn't use holy light and magic power, his power as a **** far surpassed that of an orc like Garrosh: "Go away, the guy who is in heat all year round .I just checked the time. It seems that only one day has passed since I left this world. I have to go to the company. I didn’t have time to explain my funeral when I went to Azeroth, and now I’m finally free .You play at home first. Didn’t I teach you how to watch TV just now? Go watch TV!”

"What's so interesting about that thing, I don't understand the language and characters inside." Garrosh was overturned on the bed by Zhan Zhixing, staring at Zhan Zhixing with his big watery eyes bigger than Kabika, extremely aggrieved .

Zhan Zhixing glared at him fiercely, and rubbed his sore waist—just now in the bathroom, he just wanted to relieve the discomfort in his waist, but he didn't expect it to hurt even more after he came out.

"It's useless to be cute! Turn on the TV and go to see the animal world! Guys like you, I think that group of American elephants, lions and tigers will have a common language with you."

Garrosh wanted to cry, but secretly decided that when he learned how to write the text here, he must post a thing called "Weibo" that Zhan Zhixing said.

#daughter-in-law doesn't like sleeping with me, what should I do! #

#daughter-in-law asked me to see the animal world, do I need to learn some skills? #

On Earth, during the five or six years Zhan Zhixing was in Azeroth, only five or six hours have passed here. Fortunately, Zhan Zhixing is used to being a hands-off shopkeeper, so it's no big deal without him for more than ten hours.

(Where did the five or six hours I checked in the middle go? Scroll up and see what Zhan Zhixing and Garrosh did just now...)

Sitting by the computer in the office, waiting for the finance team to send last night's financial statements. Zhan Zhixing scratched his head, but couldn't help but click on the icon with a W and a circle on the desktop.

I logged into my World of Warcraft account as usual, but when I was on the character selection interface... Zhan Zhixing suddenly found that something was wrong.

The original "Heroic Battle Hymn" character was inexplicably renamed "Zhan Zhixing", the level was changed from "level 90" to "???", and the location became the tribal area "Galadar".

What is this and what!

Clicking casually to enter the game, Zhan Zhixing watched the blue bar read in little by little. Before entering the game, there was a sound of a private chat from the stereo.

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: Zhan Zhi Xing!

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: Zhan Zhi Xing!

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: Zhan Zhi Xing!

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: Zhan Zhi Xing!

You quietly said to 【Eluen】: No power leveling is needed! Don't need gold group! Join the club and find Bingbing (the exclusive priest of Zhan Zhixing who appeared in Chapter 0, do you remember her?)! I don't want to start a group anymore! Account is not for sale!

You quietly said to 【Eluen】: Wait, how did you come up with this nickname? Doesn't it mean that NPC exclusive nicknames cannot be used?

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: What are you talking about! Zhan Zhi Xing!

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: Where did you die? If it wasn’t for Savras, Valanel and the others who became gods with you, your kingdom of God would have long since died due to the lack of gods. Repelled by God's Domain (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

You quietly said to 【Eluen】: Elune?

You quietly said to 【Eluen】: Wait, wait, are you really the Elune I want?

[Eluen] whispers to you: That's right! If I hadn't mobilized my divine power to search all the parallel spaces of your divine kingdom, I would have almost failed to find you.

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: By the way, where did you go? I'm sure this body is your own, but why is it so... weak?

Sitting in front of the computer, Zhan Zhixing scratched his head helplessly, what and what is this all about! I just deserted to go to World of Warcraft during working hours, and wanted to transfer the guild to someone else, so as not to waste such a long time of hard work, how did I get a lot of things that I didn't understand.

You quietly said to 【Eluen】: Wait, wait, let's exchange information first. I am now in my original world, that empty magic world, playing an online game called "World of Warcraft". How did you find me?

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: How did you go to that world? Garrosh with you? The world and the world are related. The "World of Warcraft" in Kongmo World is the projection of Azeroth, I remember correctly. When you play games over there, you will naturally log in to your own body in Azeroth.

【Eluen】Tell you quietly: Wait a minute, don't change the subject! You have just become a god, can you have a sense of responsibility! The integration of God's Domain and your God's Kingdom has not been completed here, so you just ran out to play casually!

You quietly said to 【Eluen】: Wait, wait, let me finish talking first. I don't know how I got back, I ran here as soon as I woke up with Garrosh.

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: You are a liar! You are a god, who else can touch you casually? Almighty God! ?

[Eluen] quietly said to you: Wait, it’s really possible... I remember that the oracle of the Supreme God seemed to say that your godhead has a hidden mission...

【Eluen】Say to you quietly: Seek good fortune for yourself, I am in the same boat ╮(╯_╰)╭

Only then did Zhan Zhixing remember that when he became a god, someone seemed to have said that if he wanted to obtain all his wealth, what tests would he have to pass?

Can you give me some hints, fall! Throwing people into other worlds casually, you are not prepared at all!

[Eluen] whispered to you: I just went to Azeroth to help you tell the anxious people in your family. It seems that the flow of time here has slowed down a lot after you became a god. The flow of time that was tens of millions of times that of God's Domain has now slowed down a lot. But even so, if you go there, nearly three months have passed on Azeroth's side! I’ve already made a deal with Jaina and Gaiyaan for you. In addition, I also told Sufras to let him slow down the flow of time. Now the time flow of your Kingdom of God should be similar to that of God’s Domain.

[Eluen] whispered to you: In addition, your son said he would come to play with you. Do you think I want to help you send him to your side?

You quietly said to [Eluen]: Can you send it over? Then send it here, I still don't know what task the Supreme God left for me, who knows how long I will stay here.

You whispered to 【Eluen】: By the way, send me my orb of deceit, you ask Sufras, he knows where it is. Then fill a knowledge easter egg with the language on earth and send it together. Little Locke, you should instill all the languages ​​on Earth in him first, and then send him over.

You quietly said to 【Eluen】: O(∩_∩)O Thank you~

[Eluen] quietly said to you: You must be the one who saw me preaching in your kingdom of God, retaliation, QAQ

[Eluen] whispered to you: The express mail will arrive at any time, and I will follow the coordinates of you and Garrosh to send Little Locke there. You just have fun over there, irresponsible Lord God Great Man of Azeroth! !

You whispered to [Elune]:  …

Zhan Zhixing rubbed his head, the task of the Supreme God is simply too perverted, just throw yourself here and forget about it!