Warhammer 40k: Shattered Steel Soul

Chapter 306 Selections from the Ministry of Military Affairs·Weekly Series

——[Weekly article] The Imperial Guard has been renamed! ——

+++Urgent Notice: From the moment you see this news, in order to show the uniqueness of the Imperial Guard and to distinguish it from the common names and common names of ordinary troops, the Imperial Guard has officially been renamed the Astra Militarum. (Astra Militarum), before the arrival of 999.M35, all army name changes must be completed! +++

This order is simply a spark of wisdom and creativity. This is not just a naming change, but a cultural and spiritual revolution!

The weekly article in this issue aims to explore the urgency and necessity of this galaxy-wide emergency announcement from the Ministry of Military Affairs, and to help everyone understand the Supreme Council's wisdom, wisdom, calculation, and foresight!

First, “Urgent Announcement” – what an uplifting opening line! It not only catches our eyeballs, it also makes our hearts beat faster, as if we are at a cosmic historical moment and are about to witness the birth of a great event. This is no ordinary announcement, this is the call of destiny, the horn of the glory of the empire, and the spirit of the Eagle Flag shining high above our heads!

Next, to "demonstrate the uniqueness of the Imperial Guard", what a noble goal! In this age of sameness and sameness, who doesn’t crave uniqueness? This is more than just a name change, it is a deep dig into the soul of the empire's basic military power, and a high affirmation of our extraordinary identity.

"Different from the common names and general calls of ordinary troops", this is simply a genius idea! Among the vast number of troop names, how do you make the Imperial Guard stand out and become unique? The answer is the Astra Militarum! This is a challenge, but also an opportunity, an opportunity that will make us different from now on!

Then, "The Imperial Guard (IG) has officially been renamed the Astra Militarum (can't abbreviate AM because the Adeptus Mechanicus is also AM, alas)". The power and wisdom contained in this name is simply shocking!

The name "Astral Militarum" not only has the grand atmosphere of the vast universe, but also contains the exploration and conquest of the unknown world. This is not just a name, it is simply a symbol, a symbol of the majesty and glory of the empire!

Also, "Before the arrival of 999.M35, all military name changes must be completed!" This is not only an order, it is a call of the times and a test for every citizen of the empire. This deadline is not only a test of our execution ability, but also a test of our loyalty. It is also a historical node, marking the beginning of a new chapter for the empire.

Finally, after we changed our name to the Astra Militarum, because the new words were too difficult to remember, we no longer had to worry about differences in cultural levels within the army, causing some people to pronounce our army name and others not. , thus forming a culture of difference and even discrimination.

From today on, no one knows how to spell, write or pronounce our military name!

In short, this sentence is not just a simple announcement, it is a cultural innovation, a farewell to the past and expectations for the future.

Let us celebrate this moment with the most sincere praise, because this is so cool!

Thought of the Day: Don’t follow the dagger’s lead.

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——[Weekly article] Pay attention to your appearance——

As a glorious member of the Imperium of Man, every Astra Militarum should know how to groom themselves to show your pride and recognition of your glorious identity. From your outer clothing to your inner state of mind, you all have a lot to consider.

First of all, if you are not from a well-known military establishment, such as the Catachan troops who are allowed to go shirtless, or the Krieg Corps who are allowed to consume gas mask reserves all year round, or the Nostramo Chemical The dog army is self-financing, so it can catch up with the retro doomerwave trend, etc. Please check whether you have worn the uniforms, belts and leather boots issued by the Ministry of Military Affairs!

If the first step has been completed, check whether your military cap is properly worn, whether all buttons are buttoned, whether the collar is neatly arranged, whether the lining is tucked into the military trousers under the belt, and whether the corners of the clothes are straightened.

If you are not sure about the integrity of your attire, go to the squad leader immediately and ask him to check it for you, unless the time is later than twenty-two o'clock in Terra timing and earlier than four o'clock.

Next, check out your hairstyle.

If you have braids and are not a Sister of Silence or a Custodes or a Space Marine, please reconsider whether you want to keep your braids on your head or your head on your neck.

If you shave your head with a standard Cadillac crew cut, congratulations, you are a qualified private in terms of hairstyle. Please keep it up.

If you are a bald warrior, check immediately to see if you are one of the Genestealers.

If you have involuntary baldness on the top of your head, you can fill out a synthetic wig application form to solve your personal image problems. Remember, the image of the individual is the image of the empire.

If you don't care about your hairstyle but never wear a mask when going into battle and have survived to this day, with your light shining every time you are in danger, please return to New Terra, dear Emperor's Favored One.

If you have long black hair, a penchant for wearing laurels, and are the chief psyker of your army, stay put, Lord Perturabo, the Iron Warriors Primarch, is looking for you.

Thought of the Day: The value of truth cannot be measured in words.

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——[Weekly article] Drinking guide——

Hello, brave Astra Militarum!

We have a very "special" case to show you here: Recently, at the border of the Cronus Expansion, our soldiers discovered a barrel of unmarked liquid after a scuffle and mistakenly thought it was It's some new energy drink.

As a result, the situation became rather awkward when their commander found them cheering around a barrel of engine oil.

Obviously, the soldiers' knowledge of mechanical maintenance needs to be strengthened, but more importantly, this incident taught us a valuable lesson: Never drink engine oil, no matter how much you desire it.

When it comes to wine knowledge, we have to mention two traditional extraordinary drinks that are widely known among the Astra Militarum, the mead of the Space Wolves, and the potato wine of the World Eaters.

Out of respect and affection for the Astra Militarum, the Space Wolves may offer you this so-called traditional drink, claiming that it is as delicious as any standard Astra Militarum brew.

We strongly recommend that you stay away from the mead of the Space Wolves, not least because your inappropriate behavior after drinking will most likely cause trouble for your companions.

Some of the compounds used in the distillation of Space Marine Exclusive Spirits are not compatible with your normal human digestive system. The burning of the entrails is said to last a long time, and your companions may be able to enjoy one more meal of wine-flavored roast meat.

However, to switch gears, for those of you lucky enough to visit Nuceria, the potato distillery there is a different story entirely.

Unlike the mead of the Space Wolves, the potato wine of Nuceria was originally intended for local mortals and was tasted by both Primarchs and Space Marines. Therefore, the potato wine is undoubtedly a wine worth trying, as it is unique Great flavor without making your organs smoke.

In fact, it will give you a precious ounce of comfort and courage during a long and arduous battle.

A special reminder here is that although we encourage you to try potato distilled wine in Nuceria, remember to use moderation and avoid overdoing it. At the same time, there is an ironclad rule to stick to: Never try to drink engine oil, no matter how much you crave it.

After all, we want to see you fighting bravely on the battlefield, not dying young because you drank something you shouldn't have.

I hope you will continue to follow the emperor's will and enjoy the normal standard brewing supplies, and maybe a glass of Nuceria's potato distilled wine in due course. Don’t forget to toast your victories once in a while!

Thought of the Day: Being 200% prepared is the same as delaying the battle.

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——[Waaagh every Monday! 】Beware of scams! ——

In recent weeks, suspicious scammers with pointed ears have been using pop-pop gadgets to trick kids into ascending to the sky overnight, transforming from a 50-centimeter little brat into a nine-meter-tall boss! Don't worry, boys, don't drool while staring at this line. Anyway, your low-gothic skills are worse than those of Tadashi Academy's Mushroom Scooter!

So, you are about to ask, what is the Puff-Puff-Afraid thing? This is a long story. Our front-line nervous boy went deep into the den of fraudsters and thieves, Gemo, to conduct an investigation. He narrowly escaped death and was finally kicked off by his leather boots before he got such a piece of information!

Let me tell you in detail, the Puff Puff Toy is an alchemical potion in a tube. Once it is hit into our hard muscles, the muscles will immediately stretch into a big piece, but a hundred tubes There are ninety-nine of them that can stretch your muscles until they explode!

Except for our great six-meter-tall Dr. Blackhawk, no one has succeeded yet.

Don’t worry, if you don’t grow bigger, you’ll be blown into small pancakes first!

Guys, please pay attention. Do not listen to or ignore calls from unfamiliar data pads. If there are no canned bosses around to guide you, turn it off quickly (if you really don’t know how to turn it off, feel free to smash it, go to the camp and follow Ou It's better for the Grimms to do hard labor together than to be deceived by pointy-eared things!

Don’t trust the sales pitches that come to your door. If the other person mentions suspicious words like “get bigger, turn green, turn gold, turn waaagh”, etc., and plans to come to your door to give you a trial package, it’s all a scam! Remember it!

Note: If you see one of the following, don’t think it’s a scam!

【Some pictures】

This is the red boss, the best boss to you, you can beg him for a drink! But don’t let the golden corn bosses find out!

【more pictures】

This is the yellow boss. Although the boss looks quite serious, he is even more serious than him in private! If you mess with him, you will definitely get no good results. He can yell at the yellow and black old man to beat you!

[Picture that looks like an ID photo]

This is the yellow and black boss. Although the boss looks quite serious, he is even more serious than the yellow boss in private! If you mess with him, you won't get any good results, because the next time the red boss brings us to a tut tut tut party, he won't take you with him!

[Picture captured with door lock]

This is a big golden guy, and he is being tracked across the galaxy by the above bosses and the golden corn bosses. I don’t know where he is.

If any kid sees him, report him immediately. We can provide genuine good alchemy potions to ensure that you become bigger, greener, goldier, and waaagher!

Editor of this issue: The smartest little fart · The one who loves to eat bubble water · The one who was kicked by the Black Hawk boss's princess Jumping as a ball · What is a frost goblin · The one who is most afraid of the flame troll · The little fart Great editor!

Waaagh of the Day: Big Bang Bang will explode in seconds!

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——[Waaagh every Monday! 】The scumbag who is hindering us! ——

To my loyal readers, touch your cute stupid brains, even if you are hopelessly stupid, you are still much smarter than the annoying shrimps in the Planet Chicken Department!

Ever since I came from the Centaur system next door, the sales of Waagh have been increasing day by day every Monday. Xiami Zhengwei still thinks that we are in the way, and insists on removing us from the chicken transformation department, and we are not allowed to continue to use every product. In the name of Zhou Zhanzhi, he continued to be "pepper noodles" and disrupted their office order.

Don’t pretend that I don’t know. Before we broke in here and started writing articles for Xiami for free, we published an article every week at a loss. We even owed Xiami the author’s royalties, and the tax was 2%. Fourteen, do we have such a chicken transformation department? It’s so cute!

I really should call the technician boy and let the Xiami Zheng wilt eat*! Take it away, I don’t want your printer server!

Boys, this week's Weekly Waaagh is our last special newspaper article. If you shed tears, you can roll up this paper and wipe your face.

I still want to read our serials in the future, and look for the Golden Dakar Chicken Department of the Golden Ax Clan. We are determined to find another place to continue publishing newspapers, become self-reliant, and establish our own military Waaagh Department!

Editor of this issue: The boss of the orcs, the cool · cultural green skin · glasses with eight thousand degrees power · I heard that the thicker the glasses, the more knowledgeable you will be, so you use the base of a wine bottle as glasses · the super big green mouse boss!

Daily Waaagh: The end of being literate is being uneducated!

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——[Weekly article] Soldiers, I’m back——

Dear Astra Militarum warriors! With persistent efforts, we finally regained the right to use the editorial department from the stupid Asians, and at the same time replenished the editorial department with brand-new writing machines that were not affected by "wow" thinking!

First, this group of servitors all came from the ranks of warriors during their long and respectable careers, and they know how to create vivid stories that are more attractive to the Astra Militarum warriors and closer to combat life, such as how many standard units are used. Only with the strength can he repair a squeaking Rhino transport truck to the point where he can continue to move forward, or he can break his own toe so that he can get directly into the car and wait for the repair to be completed and continue to move forward.

Secondly, through the most advanced thought-stimulating solvent, combat-level wrist bone replacement and biological enhancement modules, all the servitors can achieve a stable update of more than 20,000 words per day. daily!

Finally, our new servitor friends were all loyal readers of the Weekly newspaper. After learning about their love for the Weekly newspaper during their lifetime, we were very moved and immediately invited you to participate in the written and non-written work of the editorial department. , allowing them to deeply participate in this coveted and respectable cause.

In the new creative process, we will definitely provide our loyal readers with a better reading experience!

Thought of the Day: Thoughts cannot be killed by bullets, and neither can the meditator.