Warhammer 40K! The Queen of Glory for Hammer Guys

Warhammer 40K! The Queen of Glory for Hammer Guys

Author: Demi Devourer

Introduction:

Warhammer 40k is not a world suitable for traveling through, even with the blessing of the Emperor.

However, if the emperor is your friend who plays table chess pieces with you in the real universe, then the matter of traveling to the 40k universe seems to have become more subtle?

"I'm very sorry that I hid some truths, but friends, my world really needs your help."

——Brother Big E

"Get your Imperial Titan models ready! Sooner or later we will move all your collections away!"

——A friend of a certain big e brother

Volume: The Battle of Jordis Hive City

Chapter 1. The wonderful start of the hammer guys

In a certain city, a certain place, a certain street, a Didi car was carrying guests to their destination, and the two guests in the car were chatting about some strange topics.

"Lich, have you updated your schedule today?"

"Updated a bit, the Manticore has arrived. I have slightly adjusted the table below. As long as the dice is strong, you should be able to play. By the way, I will have to trouble Big E again when playing with the hammer today..."

"There's nothing I can do. All the clubs around are closed, so Big E only has the land. But, Lich, tell me, why is the gap between people so big..."

Thinking of the local tycoon Hammer they met in the club some time ago, who is chatting with Lich under the online name Political Commissar Sister, Hammer couldn't help but sigh. As someone who has been in the Hammer circle for a while, Political Commissar Sister I have accumulated more than a thousand points on hand - including some miscellaneous things - and even close to two thousand points, which can be considered a pretty good life. The problem is that the self-proclaimed Big E seems a bit foreign. Compared to a tycoon with human blood... his stuff is simply not good enough!

"Really, political commissar, I really doubt whether he has shares in GW - think about it, the people in his two warehouses, from IG to SM to the Forbidden Army to nuns to oil guys, basically include all the armies of the empire system. Units - ranging from ordinary giants to Warmaster-level Titans! And there are many units with special paints! And think about his incredibly detailed terrain! GW would have no problem finding him for a Warhammer commercial! "

"Stop talking about it. The untableable Emperor-class Titan at the bottom of the box in his warehouse is not something ordinary people can have. It is obviously a customized product. I don't believe it if he says it has nothing to do with GW."

"Hey, you guys think, can we go the way of Big E and buy some out-of-print items?"

"I think he must have a way, but you have to have money."

"Ah, I really envy the rich... here we are."

Lich sighed as he got out of the car with his friends. This was a villa area, and the place they were going to hammer today was the residence of a rich man in this villa.

——————————The dividing line to Big E’s wealthy family————————————————

"Big E, your dice record today was too impressive, wasn't it?"

After a few hours of intense and exciting Warhammer battles, Big E proposed to stay for everyone to have a casual meal. The people who were wondering if they could continue playing in the afternoon did not refuse, so they squatted down at Big E's house - well, by the way, they admired Big E. The various chess pieces that E took out.

“Luck of the dice.”

The man whose nickname is Big E, apart from having a bit of foreign blood, looks like an ordinary man. The man put down the Thirteenth Brother's chess piece in his hand and said that most of his wins today were due to his luck with the dice. Relationship.

"Luck itself is also a part of strength, Brother E. If the dice is blessed by the emperor, you should win."

"The Emperor's blessing?"

Big E picked up an ordinary IG chess piece with an expressionless face and stared into the eyes of the chess piece, as if he was not looking at a chess piece but a living person. After a few seconds, he put the chess piece down.

"Do you think that in the Warhammer 40K universe, the Emperor's blessing can really allow humanity to continue?"

"It depends on GW's mood. If GW is in a good mood, tomorrow the Emperor will stand up from the golden toilet and kill all the people to save mankind."

"No, no, no, I am looking at Gw's financial report. It is only possible if the financial report is not good - why did Grandpa Lan stand up? Why did the Empire suddenly take out a lot of PSM from his crotch? Isn't it just small money!"

"Three seconds of silence for csm, and incense for our victorious battles - congratulations to him for finally taking the first step to burn the galaxy and blowing up Cadian."

"Don't be embarrassed, every expedition is a victory."

"Come on, what's the point of Gw forcing him to win every battle - it is said that the GW headquarters ran to the Cadia group and was able to win every battle and was defeated by the Living Saint."

"After all, that is a braid that will win every battle, do you understand?"

Soon, the discussion among a group of people moved from the Empire to Chaos, from Chaos to the Titanium, and then began to study the stories that Brother Thirteen and the Eldar had to tell, and then circled back to how to save the Empire, and At this stage, Brother E has been sitting next to him, not speaking, just listening, as quiet as a sculpture.

After a while, lunch arrived and everyone's discussion passed a stage. So, a group of people started to pick up the guy and eat and drink. At this time, the Lich noticed that Big E seemed to be hesitant to speak.

"What's wrong, Brother E? Is there something wrong?"

"I would like to ask, if you go to the Warhammer 40k world and become high-level bureaucrats of the empire, can you..."

"Stop it, Brother E. You know that when Hammer Guy travels to Warhammer, he will only cry like a fart whose toes were stepped on. The universe is inherently malicious, and it is not a place that one or two gods can save - Emperor The emperor has been tricked by the four gods of chaos, let alone us mortals?"

"What if you are not mortals in that universe? What if your souls will not be affected by subspace but form their own local area network system like Orks - or, in some sense, untouchables? What if you have absolute What if you have the ability to get all the resources you want from Gw's chess pieces - even the resources of the aliens?

Where is the source? What if these resources are unlimited in some sense? "Group six ⑨ four ⑨ three ⑥ one ③ five

"It's a bit confusing, but let's forget it. How about a peaceful life? Is that 40k place for people?"

"Then, if you can return after a certain solar day cycle every time after you pass... the earth is the earth we are on now. At the same time, after you go to the Warhammer 40k universe, your time here will not be the same. If you are affected, your life span will not be shortened. Are you interested?"

Brother Big E picked up a glass of Feizhai Happy Water and shook it gently, just like shaking a wine glass. When he heard what he said, the other hammer guys were obviously a little confused.

"These questions are so weird! Could it be that you got some weird Warhammer game, right?"

"Okay, let me tell you first, are you willing to experience it?"

"If there is, of course I want to play!"

"Then, follow me after you finish your meal - bring your chess pieces with you, they will come in handy."

After saying this, Big E stopped talking and began to eat slowly. The others started eating and drinking like crazy. Although they are all desktop hammer guys, they knew that Big E could come up with something weird. In the case of something, they are still very interested.

After about half an hour, everyone had finished eating and drinking. Big E stood up and led them to somewhere in the villa. Soon, a magnificent door with a very religious style appeared in front of everyone.

"...Brother E, you are so awesome, aren't you? How much does it cost?"

"money is not a problem."

With that said, Big E put his hand on the door and gently turned the knob. Suddenly, the scenery behind the door appeared.

"Fuck? A smaller version of the battleship bridge command room? Big E, do you still have something like dly in your house?"

Everyone walked into the "room" without thinking too much. The next moment, they found that the door behind them had automatically closed, and it had turned into an extremely technological-automatic door. At the same time, the original The room that didn't seem very big suddenly expanded several times - well, it was like a real bridge!

"..."

"..."

"..."

A deathly silence spread among everyone, and after a few seconds, the political commissar laughed dryly.

"This is unscientific. We can't travel through time, can we?"

"Feel sorry."

Big E's voice reached everyone's ears, and at this time, they discovered that in front of them, the ethereal Big E appeared like a projection.

"Who are you anyway?"

After taking out his mobile phone and confirming that there was no signal in this place, he ran around and found that the area had indeed become larger. The fact that it hurt when he pinched himself showed that he was awake. The Lich began to speak in a bad tone - he knew everything with his toes, Big E The question just asked must be related to their appearance here!

"I am Brother E, but in this world, my title is Emperor."

2. The hammer guys are chasing ducks and putting them on the shelves

Emperor.

Anyone who has been exposed to the Warhammer 40k worldview, whether it is a setting party or a desktop party, will know the existence of this famous name. It can be said that his existence has almost penetrated the human civilization of the Warhammer worldview. The reason why humans in the Warhammer worldview are still able to live in Asia The reason why he persevered under the terror of space was also because of his existence. After all, the Emperor gave all the four gods a headache. Some demons even called the Emperor a curse - the subspace demon actually called a certain existence a curse. What an irony!

However, all Hammer guys do not want to see the real emperor appear in front of them. After all, Warhammer 40k knows everything about it. But now, everyone realizes that they have been put on the shelves.

"Okay - Emperor, what is your purpose?"

Codename Liang Feifan took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down. Although his hands were still shaking and his feet were a little shaking, and he even wanted to spray, at this moment, curiosity overcame fear.

"Just call me Brother Big E. I am in front of you, not the emperor - the reason why I ask for your help is because only in this way can humanity in this galaxy be saved."

"How to save? Just rely on us? Will we give Chaos a head?"

The Lich suddenly laughed angrily.

"What I just said is true. Now I will show you something. You can take out any of your chess pieces and put it on that table - that extra-large map table."

"good."

Although they didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the Emperor's Gourd, since they couldn't do anything else now, they casually took an ig chess piece and placed it on the table. Suddenly, a miracle happened. In front of everyone, this In the blink of an eye, the ig turned into a life-size, obviously physical being!

"You can bring something and order him to shoot. If you don't believe me, you can use what you brought yourself."

"Then let me try this."

The Lich took out a bunch of keys from his body, took out a useless one and placed it on the ground for the IG to shoot. The IG walked to the key, raised his hand, and fired, and the key melted, all at once.

"Fuck? Has it become real? Are the other chess pieces also?"

"All the chess pieces are the same, including the Chaos chess pieces - but I don't recommend you to use chess pieces from non-imperial forces, because your command efficiency of the Chaos chess pieces will be reduced by 60%.

Above - Tyranid, Ork, Dark Eldar, Necrons, your command efficiency will hover between 40 and 60%. For Eldar and Tau, the command efficiency will have a lower limit of 60% and an upper limit of 60%. Eighty, while the Empire defaults to one hundred percent. "

"What is command efficiency?"

"The explanation on the table is a percentage point penalty without rounding - so I don't recommend you to use chess pieces from other forces. This will waste combat efficiency - of course, it depends on you."

"What do we get?"

"You defeat the enemy and win the battle, you can get something like points, and you can buy new, absolutely genuine chess pieces from me - the types include all the types and forces you can imagine. The chess pieces you buy are Your personal property, they can be brought back to Earth by you."

"How strong are the pieces?"

"Regular chess pieces will not be weaker than the combat effectiveness of the real body."

"What would happen if we used elite character units?"

"There will be someone else of a similar nature to himself."

"Thirteenth Master, victorious in every battle, two-gun sealing Buddha, Azimiao, these things?"

"They will only have the nature of 'chess pieces', and they will only have a 'reference' that is invisible to this world on the battlefield, but for the existence on the battlefield, they can 'see' this" Refers to 'existence'. Similar rules apply to all overly special units."

After saying this, the screen in front of everyone lit up, with a dense list on it.

"These are the prices - because I haven't adjusted the portal yet, the time you can return to Earth this time is one Earth month later."

"When we go back, will we be forced to return here when the time comes?"

"You can only reach this galaxy through the door of my villa, so you don't need to worry about being forcibly sent here."

"Then what if we don't want to come back after we go back?"

"That's your choice - but you're always welcome to come here if you want."

After hearing Big E's response, several hammer guys gathered together and started muttering. A few minutes later, the political commissar stood up and continued to communicate with Big E.

"Do you guarantee that our worldview in Warhammer 40K will not fall into the hands of those four things? Our souls will not stir up waves in the subspace?"

"I swear on the continuation of humanity in the Warhammer 40K universe that I will never deceive you on this matter."

"That doesn't sound bad...Okay, Big E, I have one last question. Once you figure it out, we will help you and achieve this win-win situation."

"Just ask."

Everyone clearly heard a hint of excitement in Big E's tone. Knowing that this matter was indeed very important to the Lord of Humanity, the political commissar calmed down and asked the question.

"Since you have arrived in our world, why don't you save the galaxy directly through your own hands? Logically, you are already an 'outsider', right? With so much money, is it okay to influence that company? "

"I can't do it. I am an outsider in your world. I have also tried to let that company write some thrilling things to disturb the 40K universe, but once I return to the stars, I will be bound to my world again. In the 'character', I made some dangerous attempts, but none of them worked. This made me realize that I can only seek your help. Only people who are not in the script can fight against the maliciousness of the script itself to the greatest extent. "

After saying these words, the Emperor was silent for a few seconds.

"Can you help me?"

3. The hammer guys were called for the first time

"finish watching?"

"finish watching."

"how do you feel?"

"That's weird."

"That's right, it's weird. Think about it, our current situation is also weird."