Warhammer: I don’t want to be a can of worms! ! !

Chapter 654 102. Playful cards

"Oh - forget it, forget it - sir, please calm down."

Buzz was very busy, he said, while trying to stop Hades back. In fact, Hades was probably just showing off and bluffing.

After all, Pluto can't really call him sick.

Hades now began to regret why he didn't convince Karas more rationally before his strength increased greatly. Now that he was fighting, his combat power was too far behind.

But even so, Karas didn't show a trace of respect. The eldest brother's eyes were completely,

"What? You killed me?"

At the same time, accompanied by an extremely disdainful expression,

Hades had never seen such a provocative expression before. He even suspected that Typhon had specially trained it, or had Karas treated the junior Death Guards like this every day?

It didn't matter anymore, Hades put on a ruthless expression - when making this expression, he needed to wink his eyebrows and twitch the corners of his mouth slightly.

"Just wait, Calas Typhon,"

Hades said,

"Look, I will always say your full name when I call you in the future, not for anything else, just to disgust you."

Karas sneered,

"Shout—shout! Shout! If I were afraid, I wouldn't be Calas Typhon."

Hades saw the situation and was about to charge forward again, but Buzz quickly blocked him again. To be honest, this blocking feeling was so familiar. He still remembered that he blocked the nobles who were about to fight with each other.

The same is true, the thunder is loud and the rain is small.

The two of them threw a few more trash talk at each other, and Buzz suspected that the original body was about to laugh, but in the end, calm returned to the medical room.

"..."

Karas turned off his microphone and stopped fighting with shit.

Hades had an epiphany. Now he just had shit on his mop. No - maybe it was worse than that. In the future, he would throw shit at whoever he saw was displeased.

Come and fly to the sky.

Set a small goal first, shout Chaos' full name seven times a day, and randomly attack Huang Pizi or Karas depending on his mood.

Thinking of Chaos, Hades became irritable again. After this battle, Hades realized that if Chaos was not eliminated, he would never have peace.

This time it's Slaanesh, who knows what it will be next time - what if Khorne sees that Slaanesh is doing well this time, turns around and gets crazy and comes directly to the real world?

Hades thought that if Chaos forced the curtain to tear open, their strength would be greatly reduced.

What exactly is Slaanesh going to do? Or did He really just want to die?

...Aisha shouldn't have been kidnapped.

The medical room was quiet except for the hum of treatment equipment.

Buz stood behind Hades, looking at his nose and heart.

However, the original body slowly sat up, and Mortarion looked past Hades and looked at Buz Bella.

Buz smiled politely, feeling his scalp tingle.

This was the first time he had met the original body of the Death Guard - even though he had been the regent who made Hades the state religion.

Among the people in this room who were not easy to mess with, Buzz often met, and the person he was most familiar with was Karas. The seniors of the Death Guard had helped and scolded him many times.

【...Buz Bella? 】

Mortarion asked, looking back and forth between Butz and Hades.

The original body rarely saw the Son of Hades, but at a glance he could tell whether it was the Death Guard or the Son of Hades. All the Sons of Hades had a temperament that others did not have. They were very similar to Hades. Mortarion couldn't tell who it was. What, maybe casual, relaxed, calm? Or something else? The Primarch was also confused.

"Buz Bella, son of Hades, has met Lord Mortarion."

Buzz made a standard salute, which also interrupted Hades's thinking. Hades pulled two chairs over and motioned for Buzz to sit down, and then sat down on his own.

"What do you have to report?"

Hades blinked and asked,

"Is it convenient here?"

Buz glanced at the original body who was looking at him curiously and Karas who was pretending to be dead, and nodded.

He took a deep breath in his heart. What Buz brought was not good news - that's why he came.

Buzz rolled his eyes.

Hades understood instantly, and the black domain directly blocked the room, and everyone tacitly ignored Karas's curse.

Butz sat up sternly,

"Eighteen days ago, news came from the Assassin's Court that there was a commotion in the expeditionary force led by Malcador. It was subsequently confirmed that Malcador himself lost control of his psychic powers for about forty-five minutes."

Eighteen days ago, it happened to be the day that Slaanesh attacked the Endurance.

Upon hearing this news, the expressions of the rest of the people in the room darkened.

Hades nodded and motioned for Buz to continue.

"At the same time, the Acting Casting General of Mars, in conjunction with the Hades Astrology Bureau, observed a large amount of psychic energy fluctuations exploding near the Barbarus Star Territory in the Storm Star Territory."

Hades groaned briefly, spread his hands,

"Now you know what's going on."

Buzz nodded, his expression serious.

"Chaos actively attacks the real universe on a large scale - with all due respect, since Lord Mortarion led his army into the subspace, Chaos has almost never been so rampant. Even though the great despoiler Abaddon is still leading his army to attack, at the same time Compared to this attack, it is nothing more than a small incident.”

Buzz paused, glanced at Hades, and then turned to scan the remaining two.

Then, as if he had made up his mind, he continued,

"There is also news from the Imperial Army guarding and exploring the Webway. They said..."

Butz's voice trailed off;

"Please allow me to ask, my lords, what do you think of the Dark Prince's actions on this trip?"

"..."

[Aisha. ]

Mortarion said, his voice hoarse, his eyes unblinking,

[I was careless. ]

"Me too--"

Hades said,

"At that time, the Dark Prince stuffed her into the wound in His abdomen... just a little bit."

He began to recall the scene at that time. For Hades, the memory became blurred after he chased into the warp. He felt that he was struggling to move forward in a large mass of squirming, living flesh, and those muscles wanted to squeeze him out.

He was almost suffocated.

Because Hades was extremely fast, Slaanesh was still near the warp rift. He pounced on it and devoured Chaos as much as possible--

Hades confirmed that for a while, the Black Domain was even blocked, and he couldn't easily swallow all of Slaanesh's huge psychic energy.

But the overflow of these psychic energies also made Hades' part of the Star God "full", but Hades didn't want to recall the taste.

Hades was sure that he had almost touched the deepest part at that time, but he still did not touch Aisha's psychic power.

"Maybe he is a masochist,"

Karas laughed, "The madman came here purely for excitement."

Buz smiled bitterly.

"Perhaps what the adults said makes sense, then the news of the Imperial Guard is probably correct."

Buz took a deep breath.

"The Imperial Guard said that there is a high probability that the main webway in Comoros has been broken."

Comoros?

Hades thought of something bad.

"Then... according to some sources here,"

Buz said,

"After Barbaros was seriously injured, Slaanesh may have landed directly in Comoros."

"Wait?!"

Hades said, suddenly opening his eyes wide, pupils shaking,

"You mean that after forcibly tearing open the reality curtain and attacking the Death Guard ship, the severely damaged Slaanesh directly tore open the Comoros webway and entered Comoros directly?!"

Slaanesh can't have that kind of strength! The webway is not something that can be easily broken - otherwise Chaos would have attacked Comoros long ago!

After being severely damaged by Hades, Hades doubted whether Slaanesh could continue to sit firmly in one of the Chaos Octagons - how could he run to Comoros the next moment? !

Buz also frowned, and stared at Hades with Macragge's blue eyes.

"It is possible that Slaanesh did not break the Comoros webway himself,"

Buz said cautiously, "It may be..."

[Lord of Change or Malcador. 】

Mortarion interrupted, and Buz nodded,

"We don't know how they did it yet - but Comoros' webway may have been broken, and in a place that the Empire cannot see, Comoros may have fallen."

...

Hades was silent.

"... Slaanesh is now in Comoros."

As he repeated these words, Hades could imagine the scene of the dark eldars being in agony. He thought positively -

At least now the Empire does not have to fight the eldars, at least the dark eldars will continue to fight.

Slaanesh directly cleared the dark eldars with one click.

But the question is, Hades thought, will Comoros provide power to Slaanesh? The answer is obvious, Slaanesh will become powerful immediately in a short period of time.

Or - will Slaanesh devour all the eldars, leading to the birth of the god of death? ? ?

Is this why Slaanesh must take back the eldar mother goddess Aisha, what is Chaos going to do?

In the past, Malcador was passionate in front of Hades, introducing Slaanesh into Comoros, and the Empire made arrangements in advance, so that the fisherman would benefit from the fish and the clam fighting.

But now, if the dark eldars win, it will be fine (will they really win? ”), if Slaanesh takes over Comoros, a large number of eldar souls and Aisha... Hades can hardly imagine what the dark prince plans to do next.

[What does the youngest queen want? ]

Motarion asked, [And what does the existence that helped Him get there want? ]

[Will it be Malcador? ]

Motarion looked at Hades, who was the person who had the most contact with Malcador here.

Hades rubbed his brows,

"It's hard to say,"

he said,

"Malcador did tell me about the plan to bring Slaanesh into Comoros and then catch it in the trap with the help of Comoros' Black Stone system - but I tend to think it's not Him."

"Now that Slaanesh has entered Comoros...without the Empire's first preparation, with Malcador's size, even if Slaanesh is seriously injured, he can't fight Slaanesh."

It's equivalent to Slaanesh having finished the battle and having enough to eat and drink in Comoros.

If the information Malcador told him was true, then Chaos would most likely convert all of Comoros' Black Stone systems to enhance psychic energy.

After listening to Hades' explanation, the Primarch was silent for a moment.

[Then it must be the Lord of Change,] Mortarion said gloomily, [But I think you should keep Malcador suspicious. ]

Hades nodded.

Seeing that the two had finished their brief discussion, Buzz continued the topic again,

"Now the Custodians and Salamanders have followed the Webway to check the situation in Comoros, and the Malcador expeditionary force is also preparing to end the expedition - because the fall of Comoros may also be related to Aisha, the Eldar all fled."

Is this considered a chaotic battle of the empire, and the Eldar suffered?

"I'm going back to Terra, and I'm going to ask Malcador in person."

Hades said, with a gloomy look on his face, "I still underestimate Chaos."

He didn't expect Chaos to be so proactive.

【Then fight them,】

Mortarion said calmly, even though his condition was not good, the original body looked confident and calm.

Maybe now, no matter how bad it is, it can't be worse than drinking soup in Nurgle's Garden.

And... Mortarion thought that he had witnessed the scene of Hades slashing at Chaos - now the Primarch understood why the Emperor valued Hades so much. They would win, the Primarch was sure of this.

The damage caused by this Slaanesh raid was almost nothing in the eyes of the primarch.

This was a chaotic raid, and they could be recorded in the history of the empire before they were all wiped out.

[This time we take Karas with us. 】

Karas, who was pretending to be dead, coughed this time.

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【Comoros】

pain! crazy!

pain! pain! pain! --weak!

The youngest queen held His abdomen, and the arrow pierced the ground extremely deep, the deepest part, and the erosion of soul and desire flowed out of the wound.

The poison from Nurgle corrodes him all the time, and everything touched by the arrows rots.

Mortarion...Mortarion! ! !

The tail of a mountain-like snake flapped, and it was like the Milky Way pouring down from the sky. The tall and spiraling tower was hit and slowly fell to the ground, splashing huge smoke and dust.

Countless wails and screams from the Dark Eldar surrounded Slaanesh, which made Slaanesh feel a little better. He was eloquent, his fangs clung to the ground, and he held his arms and chewed again.

The Chaos Star Sea shone above the youngest queen's head, and the storm was raging. The remaining parts of the Webway were like the old shed of a giant snake, thin and translucent, falling in pieces under the weight of the vast ocean.

Cry, cry, Elsa's cries sounded around Slaanesh. The youngest queen hated this endless crying, but she knew that she could not directly devour the Eldar Mother Goddess now.

He writhed in pain among the ruins of the city of Commorragh, devouring desperately, eating like a glutton, hoping to regain his strength, the part swallowed by Hades.

As He fed, Slaanesh filled again.

But the part stabbed by the arrow never healed, and the soul residue mixed with solid and liquid dripped from his abdomen.

He cried bitterly, was irritated, cried bitterly, and chewed and swallowed, but at a certain moment, Slaanesh felt that he should stop - a strong premonition hit him.

The Prince of Darkness looked around blankly. With Aisha's help, he could feel the number of Eldar... No... Why were there only so few left? !

Far from enough! Far from enough! Far from enough! ! !

He screamed, his six arms pierced his cheek, and his long horns squirmed like a snake, twisting and piercing the air next to him, as if he wanted to bite something.

And as if appreciating His pain, the chirping of birds sounded crisply.

The applause sounded late.

+ Worth it. +

The Laughing God Xigaoqi said, the huge twisted smile on his face was uglier than crying, and teardrop-shaped patterns were hanging down on his cheeks.

? ? ! ! !

Slaanesh rushed towards him angrily, but because of the pain in his abdomen, he jumped away. Xigaoqi nimbly dodged, stepped in the air, and bowed gracefully towards Slaanesh.

Then the Laughing God stood up and bowed to Commorragh, which was in a mess and almost turned into hell, like a curtain call.

+My greedy young god,+

Xigaoqi blinked his completely black eyes, filled with extreme hatred and ridicule.

+Do you still remember the shocking joke I promised? +

Before the irritable and angry Slaanesh could speak, Hikoki started talking to himself. At this moment, Slaanesh saw clearly the bird feather chain around the neck of the Laughing God.

+One day, all this will become a joke,+

Xigaoqi chanted gracefully, and as he muttered to himself, all the clowns who still existed appeared, and in time with the Laughing God's chant, they began to perform the rise and fall of the Eldar.

+You will spit out all the Eldar souls you have eaten - and protect the Eldar from dying again. +

Xigaoqi said, with teardrop patterns twinkling in the corners of his eyes.

+Now - my dear and greedy youngest queen, my joke is complete. +

Slaanesh looked at his belly angrily. The decay of his soul was constantly pouring out, but it was no longer the complete soul of the Eldar. It was the waste of the Eldar soul that had no use value.

+The Eldar are dead,+

Xigaoqi chanted, surrendering to Tzeentch in exchange for a promise, but Tzeentch also played with him, and the Eldar souls spit out by Slaanesh... were nothing but waste.

+ And I am attached to the wonderful lady who is awakened by the Eldar, and the countdown has begun. When the number of Eldar is too small to complete the normal existence of a race - death will come. +

+From your belly, I was born out of body. +

The Laughing God laughed,

+And you die. +

+ But I think your current situation will be even more critical - your troops have passed away in the sea of ​​Hades. Are you willing to use your current thin power to reshape your army? +

Xigaoqi blinked,

+Oh, I think besides Pluto, the other gods are also eyeing you now - after all, you are very delicious now. +

Amidst the huge pain and anger in his abdomen, Slaanesh spewed out foul air from his mouth,

+You want me to build an Eldar army? ! ! +

The Laughing God bowed.

+Your troops and your concepts have been lost forever in the underworld. I think you who have reshaped the Demonic Disaster know how difficult it will be to restore them. +

Higaoch's tone cooled, but the smile on his face became more playful,

+Or you can just eat up all the Eldar, after all, you are the Lord of Desire, and then we'll see whether you will be killed by the Death that breaks out of your body first, or by Nurgle or Khorne first - maybe the Emperor? +

+……!! +

Slaanesh grabbed Higaoch in anger, and this time Higaoch did not hide, and was caught by Slaanesh obediently, like a tattered doll in the hands of an angry little girl,

He began to laugh loudly, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

+You are just a pawn of Tzeentch! +

+This is the end! This is the end! +

The God of Laughter laughed,

+It's just revenge! I took the initiative to find the Lord of Change - I can't do it all by myself - guess who let you into Commorra? ! +

+It's over! Everything is over! The joke is over! +

Xigoqi laughed, his laughter was like crying. He was lifted high up, his bones were crushed in Slaanesh's fist.

The angry Slaanesh opened his mouth and stuffed him into the abyss of gluttony.

The only one left alive was Aisha.

In order not to perish and not let the god of death come to the world, Slaanesh will leave Aisha behind - entering the end in the hell of restraining his own desires.

When he is driven crazy by himself, driven crazy by desire, and swallows Aisha, Slaanesh will also end his existence.

Before that, Xigoqi died.