Warhammer: I don’t want to be a can of worms! ! !

Chapter 819 【261.】You eat shit! !

Calas Typhon felt that the whole world was turned upside down.

The dull footsteps echoed in the corridor of the Endurance. Such footsteps were so rapid and dull, as if they were deliberately hitting the floor. Among the Death Guard, who are proud of their silence, only one person can make such a sound. .

Callas Typhon.

Any Death Guard, whether they are new recruits or veterans, whether they are technical sergeants or think tanks, will immediately take three steps back after hearing this kind of trouble-seeking footsteps, and then immediately get out of the way.

They don't know how to describe this behavior yet. If Hades were asked to evaluate it, perhaps this authentic ancient Terran would evaluate it as "the happy person avoids the principle."

Except for Mortarion, no one wants to provoke Karas. This veteran who has lived for ten thousand years has obviously lived long enough, and he himself thinks so. However, unfortunately, the God of Death is not willing to take away his life.

Even if Karas Typhon cursed death himself, it wouldn't work.

This is a sad enough story.

Karas was so familiar with every corridor on the Endurance that he could pass it with his eyes closed. He even knew that the lights in that corridor were dimmer, and the dim and changing light shone on his face, which was as rigid as a corpse— —

Anyone who knows Karas well knows this look, which means Karas is angry.

Karas Typhon was indeed a little angry.

Maybe angry.

He was just enjoying his rare and short sleep time, but he was still shaken up by the giant baby Mortarion——

This world should be destroyed, Karas no longer cares, the galaxy has become more and more magical, and as a human individual, he has obviously made enough contributions, drank soup in front of Nurgle, cursed the gods in front of Slaanesh; He has fought long enough and has lived to the point where he is tired of it. His life is bleak, without any hope or brightness. In the future, he has only two choices: wiping Mortarion's butt and approving official documents, and the new cubs Either curse him or fear him.

Vaux once tried to persuade Karas tactfully. This may not be the fault of the new generation, but Karas himself is too irritable and eccentric. Of course, Karas will not listen to this opinion——

Although sometimes he would be jealous and despise Vaux, who had lived with him for thousands of years, Vox was obviously more happy-go-lucky. He was even willing to go back and continue writing his damn diary after approving official documents for a whole day!

Karas would only get drunk after approving official documents for the day, or pick a few random people to beat, or do both.

Dear Barbarus! He should never have followed the giant baby Mortarion on the pirate ship from Terra in the first place.

If he had not followed Mortarion into the Empire, he would have lived a short but fulfilling life. He would have raised a family in Barbarus and lived until Barbarus was purified with the support of the damn Hades' policies. that day.

But damn Karas Typhon chose to enter the Empire with Mortarion.

In this way, Karas Typhon's life was completely ruined.

He obviously no longer cares about the empire and too many other things. Karas has long been in no mood to pay attention to these. He will only believe that there are more and more bad jobs, and the empire has obviously not lived up to Karas's prediction, and there are endless bad jobs.

Now, even his other fucking self has appeared!

ha! ha!

Who did this bad job? !

Karas was speechless and choked, although he was curious and shocked by the fact that he "saw a well-groomed Mortarion", a Mortarion who was willing to wash his hands, face and brush his teeth - God, is this still Mortarion? ?

Mortarion would only drink his damn wine, relying on the poisonous wine to kill the bacteria and oral epithelial cells in his mouth and teeth to achieve a cleaning effect.

Mortarion would have been dirtier originally, but fortunately, war sometimes makes him lose a layer of skin, and the new skin that grows back is clean, so Mortarion can continue like this!

And now, a man who didn't wash his face, brush his teeth, change his clothes, wash his hands, or even bother to clean his armor was giving orders to him. Karassu felt humiliated and angry, but he couldn't help but obey the orders——

No matter what happens, he must obey orders from Mortarion.

This was Karas's own promise, not that Mortarion's bastard actually had any authority.

……………………

【at the same time】

Mortarion narrowed his eyes. He subconsciously wanted to retreat, but he suppressed his thoughts. He stood firmly in place, indicating that he would not retreat.

The sound of thin scales scratching across the floor resounded. The primarch stared at the great demon of Slaanesh, who slipped off the shoulder armor of the surrendered rebel and swam towards him. Mortarion quickly found the familiar figure in his mind. Face... Herrera.

"My God, Mortarion, when did you get so wild? You're like... Barbarus himself."

Mrs. Psyche spoke out her snake-like tongue. The left half of her face was so beautiful and soft, and her eyebrows had the overlap of those of the Barbarians of the past. But a certain temperament in her body had changed forever. If If the First Rebellion hadn't reminded Mortarion before, Mortarion might not have immediately thought of the former Herrera.

Mrs. Psyche stretched out her hand, as if she wanted to touch Mortarion's breastplate, but Mortarion did not give her this chance. The white mist almost immediately covered the demon's arm that crossed the baseline.

The strong corrosion began quickly, and Psyche had to retract his hand regretfully, but still looked at Mortarion with hazy eyes - Mortarion felt that goosebumps were about to rise.

"I never thought you could be so unruly, Mortarion."

Psyche said, the snake demon dexterously circled Mortarion, and then returned to the First Rebel,

Even though Mrs. Psyche was so sweet, her behavior still showed her position. Psyche's snake's tail was curled around the feet of the rebel, while the rebel looked at Mortarion with a half-smile. .

Mortarion said nothing, just stared at them silently.

His most capable assistant, his most loyal comrade-in-arms, and one of his best friends——

Before Karas Typhon arrived, Mortarion would not speak easily and let the other side take advantage of him.

He knew very clearly that the other person wanted to disgust him.

"You seem to be angry often... Mortarion, you should smile more."

Typhons finally surrendered himself to the mire in the shadow of the Rebels and stood up. The four fly wings on his back were curled up, leading him to trek slowly, looking at Mortarion with a gentle and kind look.

Mortarion felt that this look made his skin crawl even more. If Karas had not cursed him, but looked at him with this look... this might be a more terrifying punishment than curses and beatings.

Mortarion smiled half-heartedly, staring directly at the First Rebellion.

【how? Are you calling them out to show me how much of a failure you are? He can't even protect his comrades. 】

The first rebel's eyes suddenly became more gloomy. He wanted to speak, but was interrupted first by Psyche's tail, which he lifted and then patted down.

"Then let's see who you protect, Mortarion... who is still alive? Is it Herrera, or..."

Psyche hissed. She seemed to want to say the name, but suddenly fell silent the moment before mentioning it. The rules of the two fate lines are not the same, and the different existences have been dormant in this fate for a long time. among.

Psyche's expression turned slightly worse, and she seemed to be disappointed, but the Rebel took over her words and looked at Mortarion coldly,

[What are you afraid of? My other self...avoiding...concealing...are you afraid that we will take away Ming——]

"He's just afraid that you'll eat shit! While eating and vomiting, he insists on praising the smell of shit!"

Karas yelled and walked out of the dim hatch. The searchlight on the deck shone on the veteran. At this moment, Karas's figure was so majestic in Mortarion's heart.

Karas cursed and walked up to Mortarion, and then he looked at the Rebels and the others. Then, Karas almost jumped up with a curse,

"shit?!!"

He was referring to his alter ego, Typhonse, and the word apparently struck Typhonse simply and directly—

In the Garden of Nurgle, everyone is thriving, living in harmony, and helping each other. Monsters like Karas Typhon who take pleasure in insulting and cursing others should not exist.

"I'm another version of yourself, Karas, and together we can—"

Typhons slowly opened his arms to reveal himself to Karas, and rot flies and withered butterflies flew around him.

"You are the devil! If I looked like this, I would be the first one to shoot myself, and then I would throw myself into Hades and commit suicide! Oh, by the way, I forgot that your world doesn't have Hades, the super big cesspool, and now you do. , go kill yourself! Stop polluting the air!”

Mortarion behind Karas was hesitant. He didn't want these ghosts to be killed by Hades——

Hades is obviously more conscientious than Mortarion and Karas. Killing a being similar to his old friend for no reason may make Hades hesitate.

And he didn't want Hades to come into contact with the First Rebels. Compared with Karas and Typhons, who could judge their superiority at a glance, the situation of the others was obviously not that good.

The word "Hades" was cursed by the red-warm Karas. At the same time, except for the first rebel, Mrs. Psyche and Typhons were briefly stunned for a moment. Their pupils were empty, as if they were seeing the void. The chaotic existence on the opposite side.

But even the First Rebel didn't react. Karas called out Hades so easily, and even welcomed them so actively to find Hades.

suicide.

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"I see you are really hungry!"

Karas angrily asked, why does he look like this? ! Go to hell, okay? ! Let's all die for him! Along with himself!

"Everything tastes delicious! Is this right?! Is this right?! What does Hades-Pluto have to grab?! He is just a puddle of subspace dung! And you all rush up to grab the shit to eat! God of Death, why are you trying to stop them from eating shit? Isn’t it okay for them to choke themselves to death?”

"I don't understand! I don't understand! Why do people with stronger psionic powers say nice things about subspace shit as if they were given ecstasy?! Don't love it too much! Eat something good! Don't Go to the subspace to pick up shit and eat it!”

Ignoring the shocked Mortarion, Karas rushed directly to his other self, looking at Typhons up and down with a fierce look on his face.

...The four wings are different from his original butterfly wings...not as bloated as he was originally...Why did Nurgle treat the other him like this?

Karas turned around and met his other self's eyes, their faces almost touching.

"So rude and disrespectful -"

Typhons said in a steady voice, and just as he was about to refute, Karas interrupted him directly!

"Hades!!!"

Karas burst into laughter! Typhons suddenly became excited and swallowed the words on his lips.

"Ha ha,"

Karas laughed twice, cleared his throat, He——Tui! ! The ground spat at Typhons' feet.

"Scream, keep screaming, you have fly wings but you don't like to eat shit? Why, I just let you smell shit and you can't stand it?"

"roll!!!"

Mrs. Psyche was even faster than the first rebel. She rushed over like a phantom in the shape of a snake, and slapped her tail directly at Karas. Karas suddenly took a step back, bang! ! ! The snake's tail fell to the ground, and a deep dent appeared on the deck.

The flying dust dispersed, and Psyche stood in front of the stunned Typhons, baring his teeth and claws, and stopped in front of Karas.

"You only bully the easy-to-talk people in the Garden of Nurgle? Another Karas, you are indeed a scumbag - arrogant and rude. I guess you are not very popular among the Death Guard, right?"

"hehe."

The attack power is zero, not as good as Hades's "Karas, bring me the dinner plate, thank you, Karas".

The First Rebel stared at Karas in silence. He had an unpleasant feeling. He never thought that another Karas would exist like this - this was too difficult for them to accept. Ever since [Karas] became Typhon After that, he became extremely friendly.

This almost made them forget...the extremely sharp [Karas] on Barbarus.

The harmless attack caused Karas to activate the second stage.

Karas Typhon chuckled twice at first, then he turned his head and glanced at Mortarion who was almost stunned.

Mortarion also suddenly felt something bad at the same time.

"ugly."

? ! ! !

Karas said,

"I know what you're thinking, Mortarion - you wake me up for this little thing? Why don't you wash your face instead of acting like a mortal because you have a wizened face? The Nurglings are just as sad. Do you think Hades will dislike you because you don’t have another one that’s more pleasing to the eye? Haha, yes, he will.”

The First Rebel [Mortarion] was almost stunned. He didn’t understand why his other self hadn’t torn the rude Karas into pieces——

The reason was the mountain of official documents on Mortarion's desk.

Mortarion took a deep breath, looked at Karas quietly, and finally squeezed out a sentence from his mouth after a long time.

[You are kidding...Karas. 】

"You knew I was joking and you woke me up?! You can't argue with them yourself?! You have to wake me up?!"

Then Karas turned his head suddenly, stared at the rebel, and showed a smile that was more terrifying than the devil.

"I think there is nothing more to say. Now I can tell you clearly that Pluto is there. I will not stop you from finding him. On the contrary, I welcome you to eat shit and sincerely wish you to choke yourself to death. ”

Karas chuckled twice, not afraid that the rebels would suddenly attack him and slash him. He walked straight up to the three people who looked like they were facing a formidable enemy.

"But it will be you who are really hesitant."

Karas said softly,

"Just calling his name makes you sleepless...and after seeing him, how do you expect him to react? Do you really intend to let him see such an ugly version of yourself? You have fallen into the embrace of chaos, And this is the abyss he has repeated countless times, even at the risk of his own life, to prevent you from stepping into it.”

"But you betrayed him, failed him, stepped into the abyss yourself and took to the water like a fish in water. However, the one who belongs to your world is already dead. You are just looking for a substitute, someone who can give your conscience some comfort. Shadows, but at the moment of meeting, what will be reflected in his eyes is your ugly figure. "

"How can you... face him like this?"

Kalas looked at Typhonse and Mrs. Psyche meaningfully... As for why he could say these words, it was naturally because of his experience.

But Karas has already come out,

And evolved into the evil foul-mouthed Karas.