Warhammer Inquisitor

Predator speed boat, this kind of ship is much smaller than the main longship of the Dark Eldar and the Ark Eldar. It is very small, a bit too small, and the deck and cabin are not big. Only ten Spirit Races stand down.

In addition, although the predator speed attack boat is still very weak in defense, it has almost no armor, and the back deck is completely exposed to the air. For defense, even with the technological level of the spirit race, the shields that can be carried by such a small ship are very limited.

Therefore, often only one Leman Russ main gun is needed to knock it down. Of course, the premise is that you can hit it. This is the biggest advantage of this kind of ship. In a word, quickly , or it is more appropriate to use, very TM fast to describe.

Just like their masters, the Dark Eldar are far more flexible and agile than humans, and even their Ark Eldar compatriots. The movements of humans, even Astartes, seem to be in slow motion in the eyes of the Dark Eldar , Therefore, they have an unparalleled pursuit of speed, and this kind of ship is also the same. It can be called a nightmare for any planet defenders and residents.

They will suddenly appear from the webway at an extremely fast speed, and then whizzing past like a whirlwind over the orbital station in the outer space of the planet that has just discovered them and is turning the orbital gun. The orbital defenders and their automatic weapons, even With no chance of firing a shot, these fast marauders would carry their ruthless masters like a flock of vultures into the planet's atmosphere.

Their speed is so fast that no ground or air force can intercept them. The barrage fired by the Hydra anti-aircraft guns can't even scratch their skins. These fast vultures will nimbly pass through the sky. , and then it was the turn of the empire to be unlucky.

These streaking ships of the Dark Eldar, although the defense is quite worrying, but in addition to being fast, they are often equipped with enough destructive weapons. They whizzed through the air, causing destruction and pain under the defender's head. .

As with most Dark Eldar weapons, those hit tend to have a long, torturous death, and before dying screaming, the Dark Eldar destroy entire planets with lightning speed. The local defense force, and then began to plunder, torture and kill and so on.

The Emperor has few units that can match the speed of the Dark Eldar, and the Lightning fighters chase after them like a pack of snails chasing a cheetah,

This kind of predator fast ship can perfectly make up for the weakness of the spirit race's sparse population compared to humans. Once it falls into a protracted war with humans and becomes attrition, then the spirit race will not be able to beat it no matter what. The king of the war of attrition, the other two are green skins and Tyron.

Even if the population of the Dark Eldar is much larger than that of the average Eldar, compared with humans, it is still the difference between a glass of water and an ocean. After all, you know, humans reproduce at the same rate as rabbits, and they can’t spend In a few hundred years, the entire planet can be filled with people, turning a vibrant planet into a hive world full of tall buildings.

Therefore, even if the idea of ​​the Dark Eldar's plundering is considered, before the Imperial Navy reacts and arrives after receiving the distress signal, it has already taken slaves and treasures on these strange sailboats in the galaxy, left the planet and returned to the webway, and then Go enjoy their harvest, of course, I hope you are not on the "harvest" side.

Therefore, this kind of fast plundering ship is quite popular among various pirate gangs, conspiracy groups, and even low-level gangster gangs in Comoros, and even the Haemonculus Secret Society is willing to condescend to use it.

But now, there is such a boat parked in the forest, it is alone in the open space among the towering trees around, this kind of predators and clippers usually move in groups, but now, it is alone The ship, like, its current owner is a lone wolf.

Vito carried a suitcase and walked to the cabin of the speed attack boat. He walked into the not-so-big cabin, and placed the long box on his shoulders with both hands on the edge of the cabin.

He and the longship below him were far away from the settlements and deep in the forest of the Emperor Mirage. The reason was also very simple, and the reason was standing behind Vito.

"I said, the ship was originally planned to be loaded with that "beast", but you still moved such a big box in?" Lilith, who was leaning on the cabin door behind Vito, hugged her hands. He leaned against the doorframe with a smile and said.

She still turned into an Eldar, with pointed ears sticking out from under her hair, and a tattoo of a slender snake on her arm and exposed back very vividly on her slightly pale skin. The coiled snake climbed up from Lilith's arm one by one, exposing a large mouth with sharp fangs on its back.

In addition, she was wearing a dark Eldar-style leather jacket, tight trousers and a corset that tightly fitted her body, which was no different from not wearing any clothes in a sense. There is also this loopy exposed flesh design at the waist, which makes the whole dress look extra sensual.

Like that dress, Lilith's weapon was also replaced with that of the Eldar, and the Slaanesh Demon Blade was replaced with a tearing sword full of severing serrations, and on the other side of her waist, close to her thigh Hanging from it was a whip with some purple nerve-wrenching venom attached to the handle.

So yes, she looks like a proper cruel Eldar pirate now, or rather, this is Lilith's true colors, and Vito still remembers seeing Lilith's own magic palace, especially the basement The scene inside. How should I put it, it was only then that Vito understood why everyone always said that Lilith was more like the incarnation of the Eldar than Slaanesh.

So yeah, that's why Vito's in the deepest part of the woods, ready to go, believe me, if an Eldar shows up next to the ship, the commotion won't please Vito at all, like a few Ten blaster guns were fired at him.

Vito blocked the box aside with a smile, he stood up and stretched his arms, and he himself changed into an Eldar pirate costume, with spikes on the shoulders of the long black windbreaker, and thorns on the waist. There is a belt for assembling torture tools on the outside, and a belt made of human skin is on its waist.

There is a disintegration pistol hanging on the belt, and this nerve poison dagger, which is standard for the Eldar, is used to cut open the victim's skin and kill it bit by bit under the severe sting of nerve poison.

Vito lifted up the long windbreaker on his body and covered the pistol at the waist under it. He patted the box in front of him with a smile, and then walked to the cabin on the side.

"I take it with you if you need it. Be prepared." Vito said, turning around and walking to the big iron cage in the center of the cabin. The huge cage almost occupies most of the space, and its height is five or six meters. On the ceiling, the two sides are also quite wide, and it looks like it is used to hold some big guy.

That thing occupied most of the space in the cabin, so Vito could only pass through the narrow aisle on one side, came to the fixed place at the front of the cage, squatted down reluctantly and began to tie the fixed rope more tightly.

Lilith came in from outside the cabin, and walked to the box with her hands in her arms. She gently lifted the cover with her fingers and looked at the contents. She smiled and took out a box from it. A small ball.

There is a flashing red line on the edge of the ball, and there is a huge round button on the top, which allows the user to find the switch immediately when they want to turn it on, then press it all at once, and then throw it out to surprise the enemy.

"High-explosive melta grenade? The weapon of the Great Crusade era, which has not been seen in the current empire for 10,000 years. Where did you get it?" Lilith threw the grenade in her hand, spun several times in the air, and clicked The stick fell and landed on her hand again.

Vito grabbed the fixed wide-faced noose at the end of the cage and pulled it up suddenly. The rope tied to the fixed slot on the cabin deck was instantly tied dead. He expertly fastened the fixed rope and stood up with the cage up.

"How is it? Well done, after the restart of the Mirage, before the maintenance of the whole ship, I got the first batch of products from the STC template." Vito came out from behind the cage with a smile, and he took a picture After squatting down, the slightly wrinkled windbreaker got out from the gap between the bulkhead and the edge of the cage.

Lilith looked at Vito who had managed to get out, and smiled and threw the melta grenade in his hand to him, "So what are you doing with these things? This big box of grenades is probably capable of blowing up the Colosseum." Let's fly."

Vito immediately caught the thrown circular high-explosive grenade with both hands. He looked at the grenade in his hand, threw it repeatedly between his hands like acrobatics, and then grabbed it in his hand and put it back. in a box on the side.

"Be prepared, you never know when you're going to use them, like when I need to blow something up."

Lilith put her arms around her arms, leaned against the wall and watched with a smile as Vito covered the whole box of dangerous goods, then raised her head and gestured to the one who occupied the entire cabin and pushed them back to the edge Big Iron Cage, "So you also made this thing with STC?"

"That's right, the size is just right, it can be used to hold Magnus, I mean, that beast." Vito stood with his hands on his hips, gloating, looking at the huge iron cage in front of him.

When Vito made the cage, he was full of craftsmanship. The whole cage was completely cast, without the slightest weak point. Even if it was necessary to install the gate and connect the upper and lower sides of the cage, it was also done with reinforced anchor points. It is reinforced and fixed to ensure that there is absolutely no way for anyone, especially the contents inside, to knock it open.

Not only that, Vito is also very thoughtful, pre-set several buckles on the steel floor inside the cage to fix the thick iron chains that will be connected to it, handcuff points, foot rests and even the top. There is also a place where the collar and chain can be fixed to ensure that the "beast" locked in cannot even scratch its nose.

Lilith looked at the cage and burst out laughing. She dragged her chin and looked at the cage thoughtfully, "It's really good, but there are better "cages" in my magic palace dungeon if you need , I can take it out next time and give our "beast" experience."

"Oh? It sounds very interesting, let's talk about it next time, why not next time." Vito smiled with his hands on his hips, turned around to look at Lilith, and patted his chest , hold your head high.

"Okay, everything is ready, now cast your little magic on me, but remember! Don't make me look weird." Vito said pretending to be serious, and Lilith on his side, that smile It is completely like looking at a small doll that can be used to dress up.

"Okay, I promise." Lilith said, pointing at Vito and shaking her finger, the purple powder drifted out from her fingertips, covering Vito's body and changing his appearance all of a sudden. , turned into an Eldar beauty.

Vito buried his head in surprise to look at his upright chest, the clothes that the man was wearing could barely fit, he, or her? I don't know, Vito raised his slender, stern but extremely beautiful face to look at Lilith, the black hair on his head hung down from both sides of his head like a waterfall.

"Lily!" Vito's voice also became a woman's, hoarse but unusually pleasant, just like a lark. Lilith looked at Vito in front of her, walked up with a smile, and raised her hands from the black holes on both sides of him. She stretched her hair out and wrapped her arms around his neck.

Lilith leaned in front of Vito, looking at the beautiful face like porcelain, and the blue-purple eyes like amethyst, "Oh, dear, you look so beautiful, it makes people want to eat you in one bite." .”

"Why are you like Malesi? Can you be normal! I don't play Lily!" "Oh? Then" "Don't play! Hurry up and change back to me!"

Vito yelled in that female voice, but before the playful Lilith in front of him could say anything, there was a sound of footsteps outside the cabin behind them, and the low sound of footsteps stepped on the ground outside.

"Wow, it looks like our beast is here, how about the one that is going to be put in a cage? Beautiful beast tamer, go and conquer it~" Lilith smiled and hugged Vito's arm, and dragged him to the cabin The door was pushed suddenly, allowing him to step out from the door at once.

Vito almost lost his footing and fell to the ground. The heavy water polo part on his chest made Vito unable to adapt to his balance for a while, but he did not fall in the end, but when he raised his head, he felt that he might fall on the ground. The ground is better, the kind that is buried face down on the ground.

Magnus stood in front of Vito, looking at the female Vito with a hesitant expression on his face, but he could recognize Vito at a glance, after all, even if he used the method of elimination, he would know how to get rid of himself here, and then Who else could be minus Lilith? And even without this method, Magnus can still recognize the psychic characteristics of Vito, so he knows that the person in front of him is Vito, but what?

Magnus looked at Vito in front of him, and after a long silence, he reluctantly said, "It's pretty, um, it's pretty good." "Shut up! Brat."

Vito said angrily in that melodious female voice, he covered his face and turned to look at Lily behind him, "Damn girl, change back for me!"

Standing on the cabin door, Lilith spread her legs, folded her arms and looked at the annoyed Vito in front of her happily, with a look of pleasure and enjoyment, "You are so wonderful, dear, believe me, beautiful animal trainer It must attract more attention and help you get sponsorship."

"Fuck you! Change me back!" Vito raised his head and yelled angrily, and Lilith laughed even more at that cute look. She looked up at Magnus behind Vito , the latter also looked at Vito in front of him with a wry smile.

"What do you think? Magnus, is he that good?"

"How should I put it, you really have a...unique charm, that's...very good." "What a fart! Lily! Change me back immediately! Right now!"

Vito roared and raised one hand, golden lightning jumped out of the palm instantly, roaring angrily and threateningly, Lilith standing at the cabin door folded her arms, smiled with her chin in her hands and then shrugged. Shrugging his shoulders, with a slight flick of his fingers, the dust covering Vito's body flickered again.

In the blink of an eye, Vito returned to his normal appearance, a common appearance of a male Eldar. He touched the clothes that had finally flattened his chest, and stared at Lily, who had no regrets or regrets, and had a funny face. Silk sighed speechlessly.

Vito put his hands on his hips, turned around and looked at Magnus behind him, he looked at the big smiling guy in front of him and snorted, "You've seen me enough, now it's your turn to be unlucky! Lily! Turn him into a big monster, the weirder the better!"

"What?" Magnus asked in surprise, raised his head and looked at Lilith who raised her palm slightly and shook her fingers in front of her, "Okay."

Lilith twirled her finger in front of her face, and the purple smoke sprayed out from her fingertips. The cloud of smoke circled around Vito's sides, and immediately enveloped Magnus' body, covering him completely. submerged in it.

Lilith standing at the door raised her hands, her fingers were nimbly flicking in front of her face, as if she was adjusting something, she waved her fingers with a smile on her face, and the smoke also flowed with the movement of her fingertips. Moving, constantly changing from side to side in that place.

After a while, Lilith's right finger pulled lightly, and the cloud instantly receded in the direction of Vito, and all of it was blown onto Vito, causing him to be submerged in the sea of ​​clouds instead.

"Okay." Lilith's melodious voice sounded from behind. Vito waved his palm to disperse the purple smoke in front of him. The thick smoke quickly disappeared from Vito's field of vision. A tall figure appeared, a strange figure.

As the smoke dissipated completely, Magnus looked at his whole body. He raised his hands to look at the palms replaced by thick fingers, and his even bigger, muscular and fat-like body. Belly and thick thighs.

After he froze for a moment, he looked at his still red skin, his eyes looked down along his arms, and saw the red mane covering his chest and arms, the thick mane made him almost naked The upper body was completely covered, Magnus was taken aback, and quickly touched his head again, all his hair disappeared, in other words, he was bald.

Magnus' head turned into a round red marinated egg head, and his fingers still touched a horn growing from his forehead. The wide horn raised forward, slightly upturned in front of his head.

Magnus touched the chitinous horns, and touched his face with his thick fingers. His eye patch disappeared, or rather, the eye patch disappeared with his glasses on. Magnus touched it for a while , just touched the eyelid edge of a big eye in the center of the face.

Magnus yelled after being taken aback, "Vito! What the hell did you turn me into?!"

And Vito in front of him looked at Magnus gloatingly with his chin resting on his chin. Vito turned his head slightly and gave Lilith behind him a thumbs up. The latter also smiled proudly and lifted himself up. Hair around the ears.

Vito turned around slowly, and looked at Magnus with a smile on his face, "You know, in ancient Terra, there was a legendary monster called the one-eyed ogre? I've never seen a living one. .”

With a playful smile on his face, Vito raised a finger and pointed at Magnus in front of him, looking at his whole body. Magnus' body has become the appearance of the legendary ogre, bloated and tall, with well-developed limbs and skin As rough as sandpaper.

His hair disappeared, leaving only his bald head. Vito felt that the hair had changed into a mane, which was covering the entire shoulder, chest and back, like a brown bear that had lost its hair and become bald.

The big round eyes are wide open on his huge head, there are a pair of fat ears on both sides, and there is a horn on his forehead that looks like the demon of Nurgle. Now Magnus can really be called For Cyclops.

If it was normal, when Vito saw this kind of monster, his first reaction might be to draw his gun and kill it, but now that Vito knew who was behind the appearance of the beast, it made him look scary from scary to funny. I couldn't stop laughing.

"You do look like a ferocious beast now. Like I said, you're acting in your true colors, but you're almost a small thing." Vito said with a gloating smile, while Magnus in front of him held his forehead helplessly. Sighing, regretting why he agreed to Vito's plan, if other people saw him like this, how could he meet people as a Primarch in the future.

But what Magnus didn't know was that this wasn't the most interesting part of the day, so he raised his head and looked at Vito in front of him with his single eye, "You bastard, I'm already like this, what's the difference?"

Vito took out an iron collar from his arms with a smile on his face. The collar was connected to a long iron chain and hung in front of Vito. He smiled and looked at Magnus in front of him, shaking the collar in his hand collar.

"this."

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