Warhammer Inquisitor

According to the routine requirements of the Political Commissar Department, I am here to report my diary since I served as the political commissar. I have to say that many years have passed since I served as the regiment-level political commissar of the 597th Regiment. The rift at the fingertips of the merged two regiments, and according to the order, was ordered to go to Damocles Bay with the regiment to deal with the increasingly powerful threat of the Tau race. This information will be my only report in the near future. The follow-up situation will be updated in real time as much as possible .

- Kayphas Kane, report to the Political Commissar

As stated in the report, Cayphas Kane has served as the political commissar of the 597th regiment in Valhalla for many years. He has forgotten how long, but he dares to say that he is an excellent political commissar, you know, At least he hasn't shot himself from behind yet, so Kane thought, that's a good show, at least the regiment doesn't hate him.

To be honest, Kane never remembers how he made these two groups that were originally incompatible at first become close comrades-in-arms brothers, or sisters? Who knows, Kane doesn't remember anyway.

When the Political Commissar Department asked himself to speak to those young men who were about to be sent to various Astra Militarum units as political commissars, Kane didn't know what to say, but as usual, the official words of the political commissars he learned at the Academy of Loyalty, You can always help him at this time, he remembers, in the end he said something that was quite sincere, don't provoke those big soldiers with guns, so that you will live a more based life.

As for Kane himself, as usual, Kane will always complete some missions that he does not know how to succeed without his knowledge, or without subjective direction, and finally become the hero of the empire , and outstanding political commissars.

And he himself doesn't know what's going on, most of the time, Kane just thinks about how to save his life, but maybe the emperor likes him? All in all, he's doing well.

After arriving in Terrell Munda, the Expeditionary Force Command asked them to conduct a formal military parade along the main road of the city. This was of course to deter the local separatist traitors, but for Kane, He is more concerned about how to have a good position in this military parade, you know, safe and comfortable.

But fortunately, his loyal lieutenant Jurgen, as usual, found this open-top Salamander armored car from where he did not know. Although there were no leather cushions and no comfortable environment inside, Kane was still very happy. Willing to put a layer of armor between themselves and anyone who might shoot at them.

Because before the parade started, Kane had heard that the locals did not welcome the visit of the Star Guardsmen. After arriving, he made it clear. , and eyes full of hostility, the local young people shouted to let the lackeys of the empire get out, or made unsound accusations against the emperor and his old man.

But fortunately, they are still in awe of Kane's regiment, so Kane sat comfortably in the salamander, and moved forward with the advancing team. Outside him, the infantry of the 597th regiment Carrying guns and marching in line, the accompanying armored vehicles rumbled and marched forward and backward.

Kane likes that sound, because most of the time, it's much safer to be surrounded by troops, and he doesn't mind, putting some soldiers and their armored vehicles between those traitors, and if possible, he will It is only necessary for the soldiers to get out and shout a few times after they have solved their troubles to boost their morale.

"Ahem, Jurgen, damn it, stay away from that Leman Russ, his exhaust is too choking." Kane shrank in the cabin of the armored vehicle and waved his hands, trying to disperse the exhaust from the tank in front of him. Go elsewhere, but unfortunately, the open armored vehicle is full of the unpleasant smell of diesel.

"Okay." Jurgen smirked, and cheerfully responded to Kane's request. Many times, Kane felt that Jurgen was really stupid, or was he just pretending? You understand, there is a word , Calling great wisdom and foolishness, Kane approves of this behavior.

But Jurgen, although Kane has been with him for decades, he really can't say that he understands him, but he is very reliable, and he can always pop up at the most dangerous moment to save Kane, And at other times, making sure Kane is always comfortable, he's also a master at making tanner tea.

So although Jurgen's unique body odor was comparable to diesel exhaust, Kane was still willing to let him follow him, and now, Jurgen did let the Salamander stay away from the tank.

Kane cleared his throat and got his head out of the car pretending to observe the environment. The surrounding soldiers probably thought so too. Their political commissars were using serious and majestic eyes to warn those with malicious intentions around them. The traitors and rebels, but Kane just wanted to take a breath.

You know, before the smell of diesel and Jurgen dissipated, Kane leaned on the roof of the armored vehicle and observed the surrounding environment well while breathing. After coming here, he was the first Taking a serious look at the city that might lead him once again, through a series of unpleasant adventures.

Kane grew up in a hive city. He knows all aspects of the hive city very well. Even when he entered the Academy of Loyalty and began to study drama to become a political commissar, Kane often slipped out and wandered the streets to have some fun for himself, and in the academy, Substitutes for that nasty food.

But here, it is different from any nest that Kane knows. The architectural style here seems to be closer to the Tau tribe. There are no gargoyles or other sculptures on the towering buildings, and there are no stained glass paintings on the walls. Well, this It's not a good sign, it means that the Tau tribe has penetrated more here than Kane thought.

He looked at the passers-by on the side of the street all around, among them were the radical local youths wearing Tau clothes, who seemed to be trying hard to get closer to their good buddies, Kane looked at them full of The hostile look in his eyes made his whole body tremble, but soon, he calmed down in the sound of the burly Titan's footsteps in the distance behind him.

Kane smiled and looked at the tall war dog Titan. The Mechanicus was walking in the middle of the team. They were fully armed at the front and back, which satisfied the emperor, especially the Valhalla warriors who were satisfied with their political commissar. Armed with live ammunition, let those malicious guys around think carefully.

"Political Commissar, how long do you think it will take to fight? We haven't fought the Tau yet." The infantryman walking beside the Salamander looked up and asked. He was wearing a Valhallan's iconic felt hat and a coat Gun, grinning at Kane from below.

Kane cleared his throat pretending to be serious, and pretended to be the political commissar, "Well, no matter what troubles you have, or any enemies you face, no matter how terrible they are, we, the loyal soldiers of the Emperor, will do our best to His old man solves the trouble."

"Well said, political commissar!" Someone shouted in the queue, followed by a burst of applause. The military discipline of the Valhalla is not the best among the Star Militia Army, but they do know how to spend their free time. , Find yourself something interesting to do.

They whistled and shouted to Kane, and then there was a chaotic military song. Kane stood on the armored vehicle, looked at the soldiers below, and then turned to the side of the road. He saw the local young people, They seemed to take it as a provocation, but luckily no one planned to do something unwise.

Kane smiled, but suddenly, there was a familiar tingling sensation in his palm, that feeling appeared every time Kane was going to be unlucky, it was as accurate as radar, and he had saved Kane many times, so This time, Kane also trembled all over, and immediately felt something was wrong.

"Fuck, Jurgen, I don't think the situation is right, we have to" Kane muttered softly, trying to maintain his image as a political commissar, then he looked around and immediately noticed that, so that he couldn't pretend to be serious s things.

It was a truck transporting oil tanks, and he rushed over from the side street, the end of the body was still flashing red, Kane didn't want to know what it was, "Fuck! Jurgen, there is a car on the left Already!"

"Huh?" Jurgen snorted stupidly, then looked aside, Kane looked at the oncoming tanker truck, his driver wearing some kind of Tau hood, shouting and driving Fuel tanker trucks kill over.

Kane pulled out the laser gun on his waist, but stopped immediately after firing a shot. The car was probably full of fuel, and one shot would set the entire street on fire immediately, and there were still There will be Kane himself!

"I'll do it, Jurgen Jurgen! Don't look, take us out of here!" Kane shouted loudly, and the Valhallan people around him found the oil tanker, and several soldiers raised their laser guns, Shooting at the oil tanker, the howling red rays pierced the glass and hit the driver.

That made Kane's heart skip a beat, and he looked at the oncoming tanker truck, ready to jump out of the Salamander, find any enclosed vehicle and jump in, so at least he wouldn't be caught when the whole street was on fire. Burnt to coke.

But just as Kane jumped off the Salamander, the truck crashed into it, and Kane looked at the car in shock, wondering if his luck had come to an end, the Emperor, old man, you couldn't choose a more suitable one Timing, tell yourself luck is finally running out? !

Kane looked at the truck that was crashing towards him. Suddenly, after a burst of gunshots, the front wheel of the truck exploded. Lie on the steering wheel, raised his bloody head, and took out the manual detonator from his arms.

But before he could press it down, his head was blown off by a bomb, bomb? Ah, it must be Kasteen, his dear commander's marksmanship is still so good, Kane smiled and turned his head, ready to thank her, "Captain Kasteen, your marksmanship is really as good as the emperor's!" .”

"My marksmanship is really good, thank you for the compliment." The man responded, but the voice was not Kasteen's. Kane turned his head and saw a familiar man standing on an armored vehicle, holding a gun in his hand. Smoke bolter.

"Vito? Is that you? Damn it, why are you here?" "It's just me, and as you can see, I'm here." Vito said, turning the bolter and blowing it away. After clearing the smoke from the muzzle, he jumped off the armored vehicle and walked over.

The officers and soldiers of 597 all made way for him to come to Kane. The two hugged each other, and then Kane pressed his shoulder and looked at the truck beside him, "I guess, you are For this? About the Inquisition?"

Speaking of the Tribunal, Kane trembled all over. He doesn't like to be involved with the Tribunal. Every time he cooperates with the blond chick of the Tribunal, he can be scared to death and go through a series of unpleasant adventures, not to mention Said, Kane was really afraid that the court would suddenly find out that day that the imperial political commissar they created was actually a

But fortunately, Vito didn't seem to have discovered his little secret. Kane cleared his throat pretending to be serious, "The affairs of the trial court are all confidential, ah, it's not appropriate to talk about it here, come with me, not far ahead This is our camp."

"Indeed, it's not suitable for chatting here, and Kasteen probably wants to hear it, lead the way?" "Of course, come on, get in the car, my old buddy, and your colleagues?"

Kane looked at the black-haired beauty walking behind Vito. She had short hair, a capable figure and was dressed in black clothes of the court. It was not difficult to recognize her identity. She was not the type Kane liked, especially It was when she thought she might be an Inquisitor too.

Vito glanced at her, nodded with a smile, "Well, but don't worry, she's easy to get along with, as long as you don't piss her off." Open the car door."

Kane said, turning his head to the soldiers who were watching in the queue around the armored vehicle, he solemnly cleared his throat, and then said with a commissar-style majestic expression, "Our enemies, they only dare to hide in the shadows and carry out sneak attacks , but did not dare to confront the emperor's warriors face to face, the facts once again prove that anyone who betrays the empire and the emperor is a coward! Soon, we will catch them all and let them see , What kind of emperor's warriors are you!"

Kane's words drew applause from the surrounding soldiers. The soldiers of the 597th regiment of Valhalla cheered loudly and whistled to salute their heroic political commissar who faced the truck without changing his face.

Kane looked at them, and the armored car door opened behind him. He immediately turned around and got in without stopping for a moment. Vito's female colleague looked at Kane and frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong with him, but I can't tell.

She looked at Vito, then burrowed into the salamander, and didn't notice Jurgen's stench when she passed by, so she didn't hold her breath, coughed violently, and burrowed in while covering her mouth.

Seeing her, Vito smiled wryly, looked around at the cheering soldiers, and then buried his head in. When he passed Jurgen, his expression immediately twisted, "Hello, Jurgen, you are still the same."

"Hey, hello, judge." Jurgen smiled silly, closed the car door, and then went to the driver's seat to continue driving. This is very good, because Vito doesn't want to be in such a closed place with Jurgen. Being together for too long is not only because of his taste.