Warhammer Inquisitor

Vito has been to many shrines, altars, and temples. He found that most of the gods and religious occasions have their own rules. Magnificent, low EQ argument is bells and whistles, huge waste to build churches, everything is made of gold.

And Khorne's, well, he's like the Emperor in a way, except that instead of being gold everywhere, he's got brass and blood everywhere, and by the way, he lit a fire, and a fire was roasting on it. Pile of skulls or something, Nurgle's, ugh.

And Tzeentch's, well, Vito can't understand what they want to express most of the time, it's too abstract, among them, only the Queen of Pleasure is pleasing to the eye, such as this one, it's located between the cliffs In the cave, half is in the cave and the other half is outside. The moonlight sprinkles into the ground of the temple, reflecting its silvery light.

The surroundings are beautiful, and the exquisite statues from the hands of the masters all present the pursuit of perfection without exception. Their bodies are graceful, their faces are handsome or beautiful, and they stare at the visitors who enter here in the moonlight.

Vito walked into the moonlight. He looked around and looked at the huge statue in front of him. In the heart of the moonlight, there was a tall statue. It was not the Queen of Pleasure, but a Slaanesh He has the lower body of a snake, the upper body of a half-man and half-animal, four arms spread out around, each holding a brazier in which a purple flame burns day and night.

The firelight shone on the inhuman face. Vito shrugged his shoulders as he watched him, then walked up and scanned the surrounding giant snake discs. There were several large stone snakes coiled around, encircling the entire statue. It seems that several arches are spinning around.

"Is anyone home?" Vito asked, walking under the arched body of a big snake, and after he passed by, the big stone snake behind him suddenly seemed to come to life, its body began to wriggle, and then aroused All the giant snakes around also started to crawl.

They moved quickly around Vito, crawling constantly on the ground. He stood in the center of the snake group and looked around them. Countless stone snakes suddenly crawled forward, crawled down from the entrance of the temple, and disappeared in the He reached the edge of the cliff, but soon, a huge figure climbed up from below.

He has a huge physique, and the snake-like part of his lower body is as long as the world. The scales rubbed against the ground, making a crackling sound, and the upper part of his own figure slipped through the surrounding shadows, and then appeared in the moonlight, with a pair of Eyes like needles, "Vito Constantine, King of Humanity."

"And you are... uh, have I seen you?" Vito smiled funnyly, and the Slaanesh demon on the statue suddenly leaned forward, and the huge snake body coiled around, as if once tall. The wall encloses Vito in an instant.

"Queen of Pleasure and Lady Phantom forbids us to hurt you, but you also want to offend us uninvited!" Slaanesh the serpent hissed and roared, the sound seemed to come from under all the scales , Vito smiled and rubbed his ears, "I brought you good things, how can you say I'm here to find fault?"

The Slaanesh serpent stopped, his tall bulging body was in front of Vito, the moonlight shot down from between his four arms, he looked down at Vito, "What do you mean?"

"What do you think of this planet? It's a good place, isn't it? There are plateaus, valleys and vast terraces everywhere, which are very suitable for livestock husbandry. There are more animals than people. It's very natural, isn't it?"

Vito smiled, put his hands in his pockets, and looked up at the Slaanesh serpent, "It's really suitable for a demon like you to rule, I'm curious, have you ever eaten?" "If you want to provoke me, Vito .Constantine, then continue."

The demon hissed angrily, and the membrane around its neck opened suddenly, like a rattlesnake, its fangs dripping venom under the cold light, corroding the ground, Vito shrugged with a smile, "I mean , why don't you have a big meal in another place?"

The demon stopped, staring at the person below with sharp eyes, and the latter started to move, looking at his long snake body, "You are so big, is this soul and power of joy enough? Isn’t that enough? Why not, how about changing the table? I’ll treat you to another table, so you don’t want to eat this table.”

"You want me to give up this planet? Vito Constantine, even if the Queen of Pleasure and Ms. Phantom admire you, you think I will promise you for nothing?" "Why don't you agree to something that is good for you? Vito touched his snake scales as he spoke, and then turned his head to look at his tall body, "I'll give you a whole galaxy's worth of dishes, and you're not happy with the benefits."

Slaanesh the serpent was silent, and then took a deep breath, "Continue." Vito looked at him and smiled, then straightened his collar and walked to the center of his snake body, standing under the moonlight.

"How about going to another galaxy? The galaxy of the Tau tribe." "The Tau tribe are all soulless, and their existence in the subspace is negligible. Vito Constantine, they are not as good as the soul of this planet." Don't try to lie to me." "It's true that they don't, but don't their servants have them?"

Vito smiled and raised his finger, walking in the moonlight, "Tau has a bad habit, that is, they will take away their followers, these "good blueskins" will not abandon their supporters, when the war After failure, they will also be picked up, brought back to their galaxy, and settled down, and the people among them are all human beings."

Vito showed an evil smile, Slaanesh the serpent narrowed his eyes slightly, stuck out his tongue and said nothing, Vito continued, "Humans are different, they will go to the galaxy of the Tau family, and we will lead The proud reproduction speed, coupled with the better medical technology and food of the Tau race, within three generations, the number of humans in the Tau galaxy will surpass the Tau race."

"And after that, the Tau will have to intermarry with humans. Those guys don't realize the threat of this at all. After a generation or two of blood exchange, the main body of the entire Tau will become humans, and hybrids, humans and Tau The mixed blood of the clan, their weak psychic powers, may be able to get a friendly improvement."

Slaanesh the serpent stuck out his tongue and squinted his eyes, while Vito raised his two hands behind his back at the same time, "In this way, you can get a big table, and you can also add other servants of the Tau tribe." Race, the number of people is much more than this planet, and there is no other three gods, it belongs to you alone, and your queen's exclusive vegetable garden."

Vito's evil smile hangs on his face, "You are fighting Khorne and the other two idiots, right? With this, you will get a unique soul ranch. How much advantage can this get? Think about it, if you tell your queen this benefit, how high will your status in the Slaanesh Demon Realm be?"

"Of course, there is also your own power. After all, you are responsible for managing it, right? In a few hundred years, you will become the number one big devil, and I will remember your name, and your Queen." Vito smiled, put his hands behind his back again, and stood under the moonlight under the big snake's figure.

"How about this business? Oh, unless you are afraid that your teachings are not as attractive as the higher good?" It's just a price, let your people stand on the side of the empire in the next firefight, in other words, on the side of your partner, and then you can prepare to go to the table."

Slaanesh the Serpent looked at Vito silently, his figure raised high in the moonlight, he leaned down slowly after a long silence, his huge body approached Vito, his snake eyes stared at him closely Vito, who also smiled into his eyes, folded his hands behind his back.

The two sides looked at each other for a long time, until finally the big snake withdrew its body and lifted it up again under the moonlight, "Very well, Vito Constantine, we have reached a deal."

Almost at the same time, a group of believers rushed into the edge of the altar. They were knocked unconscious before, but after waking up, they immediately rushed in under the leadership of Wack, who rushed down. The believers held guns, and then Saw the gigantic Slaanesh serpent with Vitor in the center of his body.

The latter smiled at them, and then the big snake in front of him raised his head, and his body rustled on the ground, making the believers take a step back in awe, "Take him out, from now on, obey his orders .”

Wack and the believers looked at each other, but no one dared to raise any objections. Under the gaze of the snake, they all put down their guns, lowered their heads respectfully, and stepped back to let Vito walk between them.

But he stopped after walking a few steps, and looked back at the Slaanesh serpent, "Tell your master, this is my thank you gift to them."

Vito straightened his collar, then turned and left, smiling as he walked, "Also, if you see Helena, tell her, remember her advice about the Tau, and then, don't come to cause trouble for me."

Vito left, and Vack and the believers behind him also followed after paying homage to the Slaanesh serpent. The serpent raised its head high, let out a hissing sound, and then crawled down the moonlight down the cliff.

The two guards at the gate of the high tower looked at Vito who came out of the door. They were surprised to see Wack and even their boss bowing to him respectfully. The two looked at him dumbfounded. They smiled as they walked past and straightened their collars.

"I said I know your boss."

I wish you all a happy new year, the Emperor blesses you all, with the body of Khorne, the brain of Tzeentch, the joy of Slaanesh, and staying away from Nurgle, a prosperous year ahead