Warhammer Inquisitor

The sun was rising from the horizon of the Ark World, and the warm and comfortable dawn shone in the bedroom from the slanted window. Its light climbed up the round bed window, and then climbed up the naked Legs, followed by firm abs and pecs, and then, a bucket of water splashed on Vito's face.

He woke up suddenly, took a deep breath and shook his head, smiled wryly and raised his face covered with wet hair, "I know you are there, but I'm sorry I can't see you, huh, I really should Going for a haircut, honey? Do me a favor."

A slender finger helped Vito lift up his hair. In Vito's field of vision, Vivienne approached him with a smile, one hand on her hips, bent sideways in a dancer's posture, behind her , at the head of the bed, Iriel put his hands behind his back, and looked at Vito on the bed with a playful smile.

"Hello, Vittorio, my dear friend, did you sleep well?" "It's not bad, the bed is neither soft nor hard, but the pillow is a bit hard, oh, there is no pillow." Vito behind There were no pillows, and other than that his hands were hanging in the air, not because of Vito's habit of stretching early in the morning.

A pair of iron chains hung Vito's hands, and his legs were also separated. Simply put, he was tied to the bed table with both hands and feet like a squid on a teppanyaki. , showing the perfect human body in the dawn, like the statue of David, I mean, he is really like David, especially the clothes.

"Did you take my clothes to the laundering? To be honest, I haven't washed them in a while. The laundry room on the boat broke down. To be precise, some idiot didn't bother to clean the teeth of the chain saw and just threw the chain saw blade in In the washing machine, and you know, I've never liked doing laundry."

"I know, of course I know, you were like this at the beginning, my dear." Vivienne said with a smile while sitting on the edge of the bed, with Vito's belt hanging in her hand, and she was still wearing a pair of pants and underwear, you know, after all he is naked.

"It's good, wash it for me." Vito said with a smile, and then the bucket splashed water on his face. He opened his mouth wide and stared for a moment, then turned his head to look at Iriel who was carrying the bucket at the head of the bed, "You The accuracy is still so bad, old Yi, the clothes are over there."

"No, it didn't miss, and you should really thank me." Iriel stepped on the head of the bed as he said, and he moved closer to Vito, so close that their faces were almost touching, "Thank you, I'm not interested in men." "You're still in the mood for a wisecrack, which shows that I've been too lenient, dear friend, do you remember the last time?"

"Which time?" "Which time did you cheat me?" "Are you trying to trick you into the mouth of the Hive Fleet, or to participate in the waaaaaage of the green skins, or did I accidentally forget to tell you that a certain tomb actually The world is full of bombs that are about to explode, hehehe, calm down, it’s early in the morning, seeing blood is unlucky.”

Vito smiled and looked at the gun on his chest, the Pain Pistol, one of Comoros' specialties, it is famous for its ability to give people the service of the entire interrogation team with a single drop of venom, and the muzzle of the gun was nailed to Vito A long tube of venom was flowing on the side of Tuo's chest, and the condition was not bad.

"New pistol? What a cool pistol." Vito looked up with a smile on his face and met Iriel's eyes. The latter sneered, stepped on the bed and poked Vito's heart with the muzzle of the gun. Do you think I dare not kill you? Do you really think so? How dare you come to me after you cheated my fleet, and I will only ask you to sleep with someone on the bed?"

"Of course you will, my dear old Yi, but I have to remind you kindly, I have a pacemaker connected to my heart, necromancer technology, very cool, last time I robbed the tomb with Traasin, I mean, the handy souvenir from the excavation, you know the idea of ​​the Necromancer's invention, small but violent."

Vito smiled, and pointed to his chest with his fingers hanging high, "Its signal can radiate the entire galaxy, and I guess your new ship doesn't have special equipment to deal with necromantic devices, right? After all, if I remember correctly, your giant ark ship was built a long time after the Battle of Heaven."

Iriel frowned, while Vito leaned on the bed with a smile all over his face, "And my ship is at least 50 to 50 to the Blood Raven, if I hang up Now, the pacemaker next to my heart will activate all the Necronomicon devices on my ship, you have heard of the Necronomicon design concept, right, small but powerful, and I have a whole ship on board."

"There's some of your stuff on top of that, and, well, I forgot I borrowed those goodies, but I bet if they're all activated you'll be fine"

Vito compared his fingers to a pistol, and shot him in the head, simulating the sound of the gun being fired in his mouth. Irrio's expression frowns at first, but is soon replaced by a smiling face, and he stands up Come and step on the bed, "You are still the same as before, Vittorio, annoying group."

"You're just as good as each other," Vito said with a smile on the bed, "but why haven't you fucked Victor yet? I remember you swore you were going to kill him, to quote you "that scumbag Slave Thief "How many years have passed? Is there a thousand years?"

"My dear friend, your mouth is still so sharp, you are right, I can't kill you, this boat is new to me, but." Irrio pointed the muzzle of the gun at Vito's genitals , he sneered, "But as long as you don't die, isn't it all right? You've heard how many ways we have in Comoros. How do you say that, is life better than death?"

Iriel shook the pain pistol, Vito shrugged with a wry smile, and waved his hands, "Okay, you boring guy, you can't even take a joke, your eldest sister hasn't taken Vic yet. Did you die?"

"Then you didn't go to help her? I heard that you two had a passionate relationship. How can I say that the blood of many people has been used as a bed for you." Iriel smiled and lowered his body, sticking the muzzle of the gun to Vito's. On the groin, you know, hanging around the little guy who killed the invincibles of the universe.

"There was a passionate relationship, we broke up, and broke up peacefully, at least I think it was probably so. Marles shot me in the leg at the time, but at least she didn't hit the side, so I guess the breakup was happy."

"Then guess where I'm going to shoot?" Vivienne put the muzzle of the gun on Vito's head with a smile on her face while holding her chin, and even had a childlike feeling. Get excited, don't get excited, besides, we haven't had a formal relationship yet, so we don't need to think about the Comorian romance when we broke up."

"Then why don't you try it now? It's never too late." Vivienne said with her chin in her hand, and the venomous knife slashed at the side of Vito's thigh, causing a burst of acid to penetrate the muscles and blood vessels Cool, that feeling, quite exciting.

"Hoohoo, now I'm sure that girl was fed by you." "You are more courageous than I thought when talking about other women in front of your possible girlfriend." "Women? No, no, he just It's just a girl, not a woman. Well, they don't have a gender in a technical sense anyway, damn, it's so weird how to say it."

"So, my dear friend, what are you going to do when you step on my boat, pack yourself up and deliver it to your door? Reminiscing about the past? Or want to rekindle the old relationship?" Iriel pointed to Vivienne, and she smiled It's just like Males at times, just, gnaw, you know what it's like when a hungry shark is staring at you?

"It's just a visit, come to see friends, by the way, to buy a gift for another friend of ours, what would you recommend?" "Our friends?" "Yes, you and I have quite a few friends, right, Werther Ke, the council of prophets and consuls, although most of them you just want to kill them, but there is one you don't want to kill him." "Really? What a novelty, who is it?" "The buffoon."

Vito said with a smile on the corners of his mouth. Irio squinted his eyes slightly. He tilted his head and nodded, pointing at Vito's lower body. So fat." "Maybe a little fatter."

Vito smiled without any fear. He stretched out his head and moved closer to Irion, but you know, his hands were still tied so he couldn’t get very close, “How? Do you know how to find them? I heard Said the sandwiches in their dark library are good, so point the way?"

"Black library? Huh, your boy is indeed getting fatter." Iriel said, hitting Vito's head with the muzzle of his gun, and the latter shrugged his shoulders disapprovingly, "Oh, a member of the galaxy's old naughty club They are relatives, logically speaking, he is also your ancestor, how many great-grandfathers are there? You have seen him, right, you are one of the few who have seen him, and he is still the same as the one who liked the ugly one before the clown mask?"

"Like the clowns, you know he likes retro, and his taste is very unique." "Call it bad." Vito said helplessly, raising his eyebrows and looking at Iriel who stood up, "Maybe, you say you Want to give him a gift?" "Yeah, I haven't visited him yet, it's rude to go empty-handed."

"I think so. If that's the case, then go hang out with me in other places. It just so happens that I don't have any gifts." Iriel said with a sneer, and he poked Vito's forehead with the muzzle of the Pain Pistol , "There are many people who will be happy to accept you, my old friend."

"Since you have delivered it to your door, I will not be polite. I am going to meet a client, and he will be very interested in you. Just treat it as if you have paid off everything you owe me at once." Yi Ruiao Stepping on the bed with his hands on his knees and bending over, Vito put on a curious smile, "I'm so valuable that I want to sell it myself. How about we split it fifty-fifty?"

"I'm glad you're still so naughty, old friend. You look good like this." Iriel said, turning his head to look at the other side of the bed, "I'll leave him to you, remember to leave him alone."

"Anyway, the Haemonculus can revive him." "But the price will drop, and you know I don't like my goods becoming worthless." Iriel got up and pushed open the bedroom door and walked out. He clapped his hands and turned his back to Looking at Vito, he showed a happy smile, "You are right, old friend, I can't kill you, but I can lock you up for as long as I want. Now, welcome to the Pain."

With a burst of laughter, Vito watched his back disappear into the doorway, and then the whole bed shook, and he looked up at Vivienne who was standing on the bed in front of him.

She tilted her head, raised her amber eyes slightly, and smiled happily at Vito, "The sun has just risen, and today will be a long day, dear."

This is Comorian romance.