Watching short videos of beautiful women dancing, the ancients were all shocked

The emperors put on their headphones confidently, and they were waiting for the test to begin with anticipation. The listening test officially began, and the emperors in the classroom smiled confidently. However, when the sound came from the headphones, their expressions instantly became confused. (May the force be with you!) "What are you talking about? Don't be too presumptuous, it's useless?" Some emperors asked in confusion. "Okay! This is the first time I've heard someone say that I'm presumptuous!" Other emperors responded angrily. "Call the soldiers! Call the soldiers!" Qin Shihuang was so angry that he pulled off his headphones, his eyes widened, and his face was full of anger. Zhu Yuanzhang muttered to himself in confusion: "What is this? I don't understand it. What is this?"

Liu Bang also scratched his head in confusion and said to himself: "What is this? I don't understand it at all!"

Zhao Kuangyin scratched his head and said to himself: "Are they going to test us in foreign languages?"

Li Shimin and Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che looked at each other, also with doubts on their faces.

At this moment, Kangxi and Qianlong shouted proudly: "Are you stupid! Country hats!"

"Haha... Don't be too presumptuous, it's useless, it makes me laugh to death! A bunch of country hats!"

"This is English, which roughly means "May the power be with you!"

All the emperors stood up looking at Kangxi's proud expression!

"How could I not know? You need to tell me? You rookie!" Li Er said pretentiously.

"That's it!"

Then the next sentence "I love you! ”

“Ailafuyou?”

What kind of bird language is this? Can’t people understand this special code?

“What language is this?”

All the emperors were upset at this moment!

Then they looked at the test paper on the chair again, and they were surprised to find that they didn’t know any of these questions.

Kangxi mocked the emperors again: “Hey! It’s terrible to be uneducated. You don’t even know English!”

Qianlong echoed on the side: “Yes, Grandpa Huang is right!”

You know, there are hundreds of languages ​​in the world!

The emperors of their Qing Dynasty basically learned several.

“You two rubbish, you are beaten to learn other people’s languages, and you dare to show off in front of me?” Qin Shihuang looked at the two with disdain.

“Dare you talk to me like this! Are you two arrogant or can’t hold the knife anymore?”

Old Zhu picked up the bench and greeted Qianlong’s face, who was closest to him.

Then all the emperors joined the ranks.

“Brother Zheng! Let me kick you!" Liu Bang said anxiously.

"Woo woo... I won't pretend anymore! Go and beat me up!" Qianlong was beaten black and blue.

The invigilators on the stage were so frightened that they didn't dare to step forward to stop the fight.

At this time, under the sky.

Daqin.

"What? There are hundreds of languages ​​in the world?"

"Why don't they all speak Chinese? Isn't this disrespectful to me?"

Ying Zheng didn't care about the content on the sky. Now he only thought about how to unify.

How to make the whole world speak Chinese.

Dahan.

"English? What language is this? It sounds like a heavenly book!"

It seems that it's time to unify!

...

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin looked at the sky and said loudly: "In this case, why don't they learn Chinese from China? "

All the officials in the hall nodded slightly to show their agreement.

Li Shimin continued: "From now on, I have decided to set up a linguistics institute and invite scholars from all over the world to learn Chinese. I want everyone in the world to speak Chinese!"

Before he finished speaking, the whole audience cheered.

Li Shimin waved his hand: "It's settled! Come on, draft the decree and execute it immediately!"

"But those who don't speak Chinese will be destroyed!"

...

At this time, the barrage on the sky also floated one by one.

——"Haha... I'm dying of laughter!"

——"If Zheng Ge unified the world, do we not have to learn English?"

——"When I invent a time-travel machine, it will be a bit difficult to save Qin Shihuang in the first place. Immortality is a bit difficult, but there is still hope that he can unify the world during his lifetime!"

——, Li Bai: "If you don't allow drinking, then what's the point of taking the dei test! ”

—— Ying Zheng: “Call the soldiers, call the soldiers, let the whole world speak Chinese.”

—— Zhang Zerui: “It’s impossible to finish the painting, it’s impossible to finish the painting!”

……

At the same time, a new video title appeared on the sky screen,

《Olympic

The luckiest person! 》

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