Watching the Dawn
Vol 15 Chapter 31: Family Planning Sword
Thank you bookmates "Blue Horizon" for 5888!
Thank you book friends for "waiting for you 545" 5888!
Thanks to the book friend Xuanyuan Starry Night, Xiaoshuworm, not hard enough, the zombies are lonely, the screaming dragon, the half-wise man, Dusou, Tiantian vv ,, the attacking three lords, * Dirty *, cloud djt in the horizon, Dian, Kan Bumpy flops, no watermelon in the summer, once wanted to use the sword to go to the end of the world, and the silent dive generously rewarded!
Hearing the sword's self-talking content, Shi Yuzhu suddenly turned red, and felt embarrassed. ??. ?? `c? o? m? Someone behind her suddenly said:" It's so depressed, after all, it is to save you, you go to comfort it. "
Shi Yuzhu looked back in shock, and suddenly saw the grotesque Master Yuan, who somehow had stood behind her. It ’s just that when she looked directly at Master Bald ’s face, the first thought turned out to be, “He was born so ... young, and ... and ... it ’s so pretty.” 6 Yuan ’s face seemed to have magical power, and she looked at her Hold it firmly. For a while, she was insane for a while before she noticed that Master Yuanshu's eyes were on the sword. She didn't even look at her. She felt very disappointed.
"Me, how can I comfort it?" Shi Yuzhu Nana asked. She hurriedly lowered her gaze and dared not see more. Staring at the sinister face, Shi Yuzhu always felt out of breath, his heart was beating, and even the words were incomplete.
"It's good to talk with it. Of course, if you are willing to hold it in your arms, it will probably faint." The monk said unsaltedly. By the way, his eyes swept on her chest and shook his head secretly. Such an airport, Nan Ming really is a younger brother. "By the way, if you practice with half of the old Ni, you will probably read Buddhist scriptures? You can also listen to the Buddhist scriptures. After all, it is a Buddhist sword.?.??`c?o?m"
"What?" Shi Yuzhu was shocked! This "Megatron" Ciyun Temple's broken mouth poison tongue sword is actually a Buddha sword? ! "Oh ~ I must have heard it wrong."
6 Far eyes glanced lightly, "You don't believe it? It's not only the Buddha sword, but also the first flying sword of the Buddha gate! Nan Ming. Show the original shape to the girl of Yuzhu to see." Nan Ming heard the fire and immediately rolled over and appeared The body of flame and rainbow is just like the legendary Nanming from fire! After all, Shi Yuzhu was born in Buddhism. I have also read the record of this first flying sword of Buddha, and also drooled-now I saw it with my own eyes, holding it in my hand, I suspect it is in a dream!
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In the midnight snack.
Accompanied by Shi Yuzhu, Nanming was immediately resurrected from the fire, full of blood and demons. It was beautifully held by Shi Yuzhu in his hand. The words kept on, and Shi Yuzhu laughed softly from time to time. Hearing that the lady was happy, Nanming Lihuojian even took out all the means and said to learn to play and sing, even to play the clown. But he didn't notice that the lady always guided the subject to Master Yuanzu unconsciously, and a pair of Xiumu secretly looked over there.
Although Nanming Lihuojian did n’t have much effort, the hidden attribute of homosexual repellence still played a role. When he talked about 6 distance, he subconsciously lowered it very first, and unconsciously pulled the score of old 6 Much lower. 6 Sitting at the far end to study supernatant immortality. No matter how Nan Ming trampled him, it was as if he had not heard it, let Shi Yuzhu's eyes turn around him.
It's useless to covet your brother, his nickname is "Initial d"! The first hate in my life is the airport-brackets, except Loli and expired Lori, the brackets are over.
After a long time of excitement, little girl Yun Gui was comforted by 6 Yuan and yawned and went to bed. ? `After all, she opened her eyes at the beginning of her five senses, and she needs more sleep and more practice to get used to it. Clutch Wuyungui turned into a beautiful black jade ring, which was worn on the left hand of 6 Yuan. 6 Yuan's right hand was wearing the finger of the Severus scepter, and the artifact was overbearing. Other fingers can only be left empty.
Nan Ming continued to bluff there. "Are you asking my boss if there is an escort? Are you talking about the concubine? Yes, how could he not be such a flower monk! It is said that he has just kept four flowers in Chengdu and he has to enter the city every week to cultivate land . There are countless illegitimate children in Songshan! What do you mean by arable land? You do n’t understand what is the meaning of week? Seven times a Sunday, you will understand in the future.
There is also a jade hidden in the peach blossom forest in Xiling ... "
"Cough!" 6 Yuan suddenly put his hand to his mouth and coughed heavily, and Nan Ming immediately spoke up and said nothing.
It knew that he had just said hi, and almost touched the boss's scale. Generally speaking, he randomly arranges 6 far. It doesn't matter how dirty it is. Because 6 doesn't care much--it doesn't care about the image in the eyes of others, or what Shi Yuzhu thinks. But if the choreography involves people close to him, it will be different.
At this time, Sangen's clapper struck.
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Shi Yuzhu is embarrassed by the topic just now, and intuitively feels that the so-called "Four Huakui" must be fake, and that "a large number of illegitimate children" are fake, but the "Xiling Taohualin jade" that Nan Ming didn't finish talking about ... "Eight achievements are true! For a time, I was disappointed. In fact, it was Nanming Lihuojian who really saved her, and Nanming was the one she should be most grateful for.
But human nature always subconsciously attributed the merits of the sword to the owner. What's more, the appearance of 6 far away nowadays ... there is always an urge to throw sulfuric acid.
When she was confused, she suddenly saw Master Yuan vertical put a strange thing on her face, covering her mouth and nose tightly! Although the stone jade beads do not know the specific purpose, but looking at the parts it covers, you can guess that it is a magic weapon to protect against poisonous gas! Shi Yuzhu immediately looked left and right in a panic, wondering why 6 Yuan should suddenly put on a mask, but where did the poisonous smoke come from?
She was just fascinated by the fragrance, just when she was a startled bird. Then she saw—6. After wearing a two-in-one breathing mask with a filter and a ventilator, she took another thick incense from the space, and Shi Shiran set it to light. Picking up the Taiyi Qingning fan from Lianshan Treasure, fanned like Huan'er! After all, it is one of the four treasures of Lianshan. With the fan's power, the incense immediately released a large cloud of smoke.
Shi Yuzhu suddenly cried-Master, you don't care if you want to poison, but can you give me the one on your face? I can't bear the little girl! As if guessing her thoughts, 6 Yuan ’s eyes glanced lightly at this side and said, “Relax, this fragrance is good for women. After two days you will feel plump skin, full of energy, and also have the effect of breast enhancement ... ... right. "
Don't "bar"! Shi Yuzhu's mood was called ups and downs. I wanted to believe it but couldn't believe it. I wanted to deny it. Finally, he could only ask tentatively, "Master Yuan vertical, don't know the specific effect of your poisonous incense ..."
"What a poisonous incense!" 6 Yuan interrupted her words in a bad tone, "This is the sword! Have you heard of my three evil spirits?" Shi Yuzhu nodded, and the 6th "three evil spirits" passed the abbot Zhitong At the mouth, prestige has spread throughout the temple, and Shi Yuzhu naturally heard of it. "This is the third sword, family planning!"
6 After speaking far, make a look that I will not explain. Nanming nodded like a stinky foot from the fire. "Yes, it's the family planning of the three swords of warding off evil spirits!"
"But ... where is the sword ?!" Shi Yuzhu asked doubtfully.
"Who said you must use a sword? Everything in the world can be a sword!" Nan Ming said proudly.
"What about the sword move ?! Where is the sword move without the sword? I only see poisonous incense." Shi Yuzhu simply couldn't understand.
"Who said there must be a sword move?" Nan Ming began to think that the woman had small **** and no brains.
"Why the three swords of evil spirits !!!" Shi Yuzhu was almost crazy. Especially when I saw the white smoke from Xinxin, he was waved by 6 Yuan and sent out of the window, but I also smoked a lot!
"Ah ~" 6 Yuan shook his head with Nanming away from the fire, and the woman was too stupid to be saved.
The main ingredient of incense in the family planning of the three evil swords is a fragrance used in chemical castration in the 26th century.
Because it is rich in a large number of easily absorbed estrogen-women's skin glows after smelling ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ red lips and white teeth; men can also breast and fat but smell delicate skin. There are some side effects such as not lifting, not lifting and not lifting, etc., and the unimportant things are also said three times. After a long time, there is still a chance to change the **** camp ... there is no more effective method of family planning than same-sex love.
Since these **** can't control their lower body, let the old 6 me take care of the sky. 6 Yuan sneered and glanced ... As for the little monk who infiltrated into Ciyun Temple in the distance, the disciple of Kuantuotu laughed at the monk ...
Ha ha, Emei's people came in by themselves, it's my bird thing!
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ps: I will continue to double-change today, ask for a monthly ticket, dear!
ps2: Recently, there are many sensitive words. I will modify those words after seeing them in the cloth chapter. You can refresh them in a few minutes. (To be continued.)
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