Water Margin Immortal Path

Wu Song looked around hurriedly and saw that Lin Chong was not taller than him, with a well-proportioned figure and a flowing beard on his chin. He was not the so-called Zhang Fei-type macho man with a leopard head and ringed eyes. Instead, he was very elegant, making people fall in love with him at first sight.

Comparing the three of them, Luda was the most majestic, which showed the demeanor of the Kansai man, but he was a little too wild and put great pressure on people. Wu Song, on the other hand, was born strong and strong, with the feeling of a tiger peeping at people between movement and stillness, full of masculine energy.

While Lin Chong retains the masculinity of a man, he is a bit more feminine, like a spear hidden in a holster, with a straight torso but no sharp edge. When Lin Chong saw Wu Song looking at him, he quickly bowed his hands and said, "I have seen the commander of the military capital."

Wu Song quickly raised his hand and said with a smile: "Don't be like this. After all, you are still my junior brother and you are not worthy of these official titles. Is it okay for Teacher Zhou to be in the house?"

Lin Chong suddenly understood and said with a smile: "Teacher Zhou Tong once mentioned to me that he has two senior brothers, one is Yu Qilin from Hebei Province, and the other is Shishi Yu from Qinghe County. I didn't dare to recognize him before, but after hearing what the senior brothers said, this Just remembered."

The other people recommended by Ruda were all heroes in the wilderness. Hearing this, he said with emotion: "I only heard about the military achievements of Lord Wu, but never thought about the timely rain in Hebei. It was our negligence!" He kowtowed and said: "Brother, I have heard about it for a long time. Great name!”

Wu Song quickly helped me up, feeling quite pleased with myself: "The hype is indeed good. The seeds planted in Qinghe County have now sprouted. Even people in the grass know my name. Song Moumou is out of trouble."

Lin Chong was cautious by nature. Although Wu Song was his senior brother, he still called himself a lower official and said: "Master Zhou is not here in his humble residence. He said that he has insulted a Taoist from Longhu Mountain and destroyed his Taoist skills. Master Zhou is not afraid of him looking for him." I am just afraid that the old Taoist priests from Longhu Mountain will come to visit me. I left the capital a few days ago and went to Shandong to look for a hero named Song Jiang. "

Wu Song's heart moved, and he remembered the scene that night when he broke through the Wu Lei Du Seal Dharma with one sword, and thought to himself: "It is indeed him." He was extremely envious in his heart. If he could get the 108 Du Tian Bao Zhao Sutra, he might also have this ability. .

At this time, the Zhang brothers and Tan Biao were brought in by the housekeeper, along with three or four more men and women. The four people met Wu Song and introduced each other. One of them was a gambler from the gambling sect, named Dong Cheng, one was a woman who abducted and trafficked children from the Shiyao sect, known as Lady Shixi, and the other was a tomb robber from Jinmen. , named Zhao Liuer, and Tang Jian, the master of Kaifeng Mansion.

Wu Song helped the four of them up, took Lin Chong's hand, and said to everyone: "This is my junior brother Lin Chong, our master and military strategist Zhou Tong."

Everyone hurriedly said: "You are indeed a hero of the military!" They greeted Lin Chong one after another. Lin Chong saw that they did not look like good people. In the society, they were all evildoers who brought trouble to one side. They couldn't help but be confused. They just took Wu Song's brotherly loyalty into consideration. Respond accordingly. The people in the hidden sect knew that their status was inferior to that of the disciples in the exposed sect, but they didn't take it seriously.

It was almost night, Wu Song ordered the dining room to prepare food and wine, and he drank and chatted with everyone. At the banquet, Li Erniang always glanced at Wu Song with her charming eyes, chuckling and laughing. Everyone laughed and said, "Second mother is drunk!"

Wu Song didn't take it to heart. After drinking, he opened the main hall again and sat at the main seat, accompanied by Yang Jian. He invited Gongshu Yanran to sit in the chief seat on the left, followed by Lu Da, followed by Li Erniang and the Zhang brothers. Lin Chong sits on the right, followed by Master Tang Jian, followed by Tan Biao, Dong Cheng, Lady Shi Xi and several heroes from Cao Mang.

Wu Song looked around and saw the hall filled with cows, ghosts, and snakes. He felt very happy. With these people, he would have a decisive battle with the barbarian sorcerers three days later. His side might not lose. So he asked King Duan's handwriting and seal to be shown to everyone. people.

The Zhang brothers and others looked at the handwriting and the ribbon seal, and they all admired it.

Wu Song took back the oracle and seal, cupped his hands and said, "I know the fate very well. I have already seen that Prince Duan is the destined emperor. As expected, news came out from the palace today that Prince Duan will succeed to the throne soon and be promoted to the throne in the Dragon Court. Jin Luan. When the time comes, this handwriting will be the imperial edict. You are all meritorious ministers, and you will be awarded the title of fourth-level warlock! The so-called fame and wealth are not taken seriously by Qi practitioners like you. All we want is eternal life. They just use the true dragon spirit of the Zhao Guan family to hone their cultivation. However, the people in the Xian sect consider themselves noble and only allow them to support Longting by themselves. We, the Yin sect and the military strategists, have no role to play. Now that we have the Holy Order, we also help. There is hope for Longting!”

After hearing this, Lin Chong and the few reckless men were shocked and confused. The strange-looking men and women nodded one after another and said repeatedly: "The Pavilion Master is right. It is our luck for the lower class to meet the Pavilion Master." coming!"

Wu Song added: "Three days later, my Tianji Pavilion will fight with the magicians of the Xixia, Liao and Tubo kingdoms. The people in the Xian sect only care about their own lives. I, the son of the Yin sect, is full of blood and spirit, and I have to rely on you all to take action to not fall behind me." The majesty of the people! If those barbarians are defeated, the envoys of the Three Kingdoms will not dare to act arrogantly in the court, and you will surely be given a heavy responsibility by then!"

The Zhang brothers laughed and said, "Don't say we don't have important responsibilities. We can do this work too. I am a powerful Song Dynasty. How can we allow the barbarians to be unruly?"

Ruda chuckled and said, "In three days, kill him with a head slam!"

After everyone discussed for a long time, Lin Chong saw that it was getting late and stood up to resign. Wu Song walked to the door, looked at no one around, and said in a low voice: "Junior brother, did Master Zhou teach you a copy of the Dutian Baozhao Sutra?"

Lin Chong hesitated for a moment, and Wu Song said again: "Brother, I also have one in my hand." He took out the Du Tian Bao Zhao Sutra from his sleeve, stuffed it into Lin Chong's hand, and said, "There are 108 Du Tian Bao Zhao Sutra in total, each with its own It’s different. This is the power of the Heavenly Shang Star. If you take it and take a look, you will definitely gain something.”

Lin Chong said in shame: "Senior brother is so generous, it seems that I am stingy. Master Zhou did pass me a copy of Du Tian Bao Zhao Sutra, but it was to guide Tianxiong's star power and told me not to show it to anyone. But you I am a senior fellow apprentice, so it doesn’t hurt to take a look. I will deliver it myself tonight and early tomorrow morning.”

"No rush, no rush. Junior brother, you should get up early tomorrow..."

Lin Chong left with a smile, and the remaining rough and tough men also said goodbye and left, saying: "Brother from the Wu family, if it's an ordinary fight with weapons and fighting with a knife, my brothers are not afraid, but we can't intervene in the warlock fight." Get started, ashamed, ashamed!”

Wu Song said with a smile: "You really have nothing to do with this matter. Luda was reckless." He ordered the housekeeper to get a few envelopes of silver and give them to a few heroes. Several people were extremely grateful and said: "You are worthy of the name of timely rain. If anything happens in the future, I can just tell you. I bought this life with you!"

These people left Tianji Pavilion and spread the name of Wu Song's timely rain everywhere, making Wu Song famous in the grassland. It was all thanks to the contribution of these few bags of silver.

Wu Song saw that it was getting late, so he asked the housekeeper to tidy up a few rooms so that the Zhang brothers and others could rest, as they would be asked to do a big event tomorrow. He arranged everything and went back to his room to rest. He was sleeping soundly when a pink mist suddenly appeared in the room and slowly spread. The sweet smell made Wu Song sleep even harder and murmured: "It's so hot... …”

A slim figure suddenly appeared in the room. Li Erniang was drunk. She accepted the brocade ropa, her eyes were charming, and she chuckled in a low voice: "You are such a pretty girl, you seduced me at the banquet and made the slaves feel itchy, but after eating, you... I abandoned the slave family again and left the slave family alone to guard the empty house, thinking about your belongings all the time..."

Li Erniang quickly took off her Luo Shang, got into bed naked, and twisted her body like a water snake to arouse the desire of the man in her dream. She chuckled and said, "The moonlight is just right now, so a beautiful thing has happened!"

In the tent, incense was spread out, two naked men rolled around, and there was constant chattering.

"You patient man, you should be gentler. The impact will make my body feel numb and my heart beat fast..."

"Pan Lv'er, I'm so beautiful in my heart, even if I give it to the emperor, I won't change it..."

"Dada, I don't want to play anymore, I can't bear it anymore..."

Let's say that this night, the wind and waves were calm, everything was safe, the stars appeared in the southeast, and there was a noble person coming, which was good luck.

Early the next morning, at dawn, Li Erniang secretly poked her head out of Wu Song's room, her face flushed, and when she saw no one around, she ran out in disheveled clothes. The prostitute came back from picking flowers and got into the room. She was very proud and sang a little song non-stop. But he didn't know that the girl who was the loser got up early and was going to talk to Wu Song. When she saw this, she was stunned for a long time, blushed and her heart beat, spat, and turned back.

When Wu Song woke up, he looked at the messy bed and stayed there for a long time. Thinking of the scene in his dream last night, he said to himself: "I was thinking about Master Li, so why did it appear in the dream that it was Li Erniang? But speaking of it, Li Erniang deserves to be She is the leader of a prostitute, and she is as well-maintained as a 28-year-old girl. She is even more fierce and powerful in her dreams. Bah, bah, if I get along with Master Li, she will be my mother-in-law. Fortunately, it is just a dream..."

Wu Song was unknowingly picked up by the woman. He got up, washed his face and mouth, and walked in the yard. He punched and kicked with all his strength. His muscles were tangled under the skin like a python, like an old tree. Roots, fists and feet fell, making a thunderous sound in the air, much stronger than before. Wu Song said happily: "If you do this erotic dream well, it is better than increasing your skill for ten years. I will do it more times in the future!"

Butler Han ran over and said, "Master, before dawn today, the family secretly sent fifty barrels of gunpowder and the old slave hid it in the backyard. What should I do with it?"

Wu Song waved his hand to ask him to retreat, summoned all the demons and monsters under his command, and said: "Whether today's event can be successful or not depends on your methods!"

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Why is this chapter called "Crowing Dogs and Thieves"? A certain pig also forgot...