We Agreed To Pretend To Be A Tomb Robber, But What’S Up With Your Unicorn Tattoo?
Chapter 62: Eighty Million Babies Who Can Only Smell The Sound Of Farts! (Please Give Me Evaluation
It's not that it's hard to persuade the damn ghost.
But Zhang Ye understood that his most important task now was to take the camels and supplies out.
Not just for the team.
I am indispensable for these things.
As for those archaeological team members who can't move their legs when they see cultural relics, they will run faster than camels later.
"Hey, Pengyou, this is the first time I've seen someone who is not afraid of dark storms, but is afraid of scorpions. Do you have any childhood shadows?"
Uncle Maimaiti laughed and was still there taking his time.
Zhang Ye drove another camel out of the shelter.
"No, but if you keep dawdling, I won't mind becoming your shadow in old age."
Uncle Maimaiti: "..."
Bingbing believes in Zhang Ye.
Although she couldn't understand how a few scorpions could make Zhang Ye so cautious.
Although these scorpions are poisonous.
But is it still more terrifying than the original zombie worm swarm?
"You two."
Zhang Ye waved his hand and motioned for Bingbing and the photography girl to come over.
Then he took out a dark object from his pocket, broke it in half, and handed it to them.
what?
Bingbing took it curiously, looking at the traditional Chinese medicine like ginseng and multiflorum.
It's just that it's so black and red that it looks like the appearance of blood after coagulation.
The taste is even more peculiar.
"One for each person, eat."
Zhang Ye signaled the two of them to hurry up.
He wasn't sure if this thing would be useful to other normal insect swarms.
But when I think of those little things under the sand that are ready to move.
He knew that he might not be able to take care of it later.
So I decided to divide this piece of stuff that was brought out from the corpse in Lunan Ancient Tomb.
I didn’t give it to Bingbing and them at first.
Not that he thought it was precious.
It just feels like a waste for them.
But who knows.
Brother Feihong and Ye Ye left the team.
But the female host and photographer still stick to her side like dog-skin plaster.
When I think about it, there are still many dangers along the way.
Only then did Zhang Ye take out the piece of Qilin Blood Vine used to preserve corpses in the ancient tomb and gave it to the two of them.
"Is it really edible?"
Bingbing smelled it and looked at it.
Anyway, it is something beyond one's own knowledge.
Zhang Ye was too lazy to chat with her and took the Kirin Blood Vine over again.
But not taking it back.
Instead, he stuffed it directly into Bingbing's surprised little mouth.
Um? ! ! !
Sudden operation.
Bingbing didn't even react.
He swallowed the Qilin Blood Vine that Zhang Ye stuffed in.
Cough cough cough!
"you--"
Ignoring Bingbing's blushing face and coughing violently, Zhang Ye looked at the cute and silly photographer girl again.
"You want me to feed you too?"
"..."
Bah, bah, bah.
Say nothing.
The photographer girl put the Kirin Blood Vine in her mouth and started chewing it.
But when you bite into it, it definitely doesn’t taste right.
I just wanted to spit it out.
But in Zhang Ye's cold eyes, he could only pinch his nose and swallow.
And he opened his little mouth, as if to tell him, no more, I really ate it.
Um.
That's pretty much it.
Zhang Ye is not a wordy person, but he still wants them to know what he has eaten: "Don't look at me like that. Just these two pieces of food should be worth 100 million if they go to the black market."
He actually doesn't know what the prices are like here.
Just make an estimate.
What? !
Bingbing was stunned.
How could it be believed!
"Zhang Ye, what kind of billion are you talking about?"
Just this dark thing?
Fifty million a mouthful?
Please.
See, Zhang Ye is not such a generous person!
However.
The two local masters who cannot be named, "Change Your Mind" and "Return to the End", who have not been seen for a long time in the live broadcast room, have appeared again.
The reason why he remained silent for so long.
First of all, Brother Feihong has left the team. Of course, there is no need to give them guidance in the live broadcast room.
Secondly, it was because Zhang Ye and his group from the Lunan Ancient Tomb were making too much noise.
Although the official side didn't say anything.
But there are some things that cannot be investigated judicially, which does not mean that there are no other means to crack down on you tomb robbers.
Therefore, these local masters who cannot be named anonymously all started diving, just to avoid the limelight.
But Zhang Ye’s live broadcast cannot be missed.
Missing out is not a matter of waiting a year.
I'm afraid I'll never see it again in my lifetime.
Do what they do.
Who can guarantee that you will be able to get in and out next time?
In the circle of Tufuzi, Zhang Ye is no longer an ordinary person.
to be honest.
Other netizens came to this live broadcast room to watch the fun.
Tufuzi netizens come to this live broadcast room with the attitude of watching and learning.
He changed his mind: "Wait a minute, is that thing just now the legendary Kirin Blood Vine?!"
He looked back and said, "It looks similar to me at first glance, but it's so big that it doesn't feel right, and Zhang Tianguan breaks it off so casually and gives it to others to eat..."
"But now Zhang Tianguan says that thing is worth 100 million, haha, except for the Kirin Blood Vine, I can't think of anything else!"
"If you don't understand, just ask, two masters, what is the Kirin Blood Vine? It sounds very domineering!"
"Say 100 million, is it just hype?!"
"How could he just casually eat something worth 100 million? If he has such a net worth, he still needs to rob tombs?"
"That's right, you local masters just talk nonsense about business!"
hehe.
The Internet name "Return to the Shore" sounds very young at first sight. On weekdays, he would not argue with the netizens in the live broadcast room about this.
but now.
Because of Zhang Ye.
And because of the Kirin Blood Vine.
I still need to say a few more words about "turning back and finding the shore".
"Whether something is valuable or not depends on the demand. If there is medicine that can save you before you die, and you have the money, you have to give it not only 100 million, but 1 billion..."
"Of course, this Kirin Blood Vine is not something that can bring the dead back to life. Its current known function is that it is used to preserve corpses."
What? !
Preserve the body? !
This time, not only the netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked.
Even Bingbing was dumbfounded after seeing this paragraph.
"Return to the shore" continued: "If I guess correctly, this piece of Kirin Blood Vine was brought out from the ancient tomb of the Western Zhou Dynasty that day. Apart from there, I can't think of any tomb owner who could get such a large piece of Kirin Blood Vine! "
vomit--
When Bingbing heard this, her face suddenly turned pale, her stomach immediately felt acid reflux, and she even wanted to retch.
Brought out from the ancient tombs of the Western Zhou Dynasty?
Doesn't that mean that what I ate just now has been with the body for thousands of years? !
He changed his mind and said, "Haha, vomit it out. Even if you vomit it out, I will accept it if you sell it for 50 million!"
He realized he had gone astray: "Fifty million? I'll pay 80 million!"
suddenly.
Another local man who cannot be named appeared in the live broadcast room and drove up the price!
The golden basin washed his hands: "Okay, don't raise the price randomly. Mr. Chen from Star City has a piece that he received for his eightieth birthday. The piece weighs no more than a hundred grams and is no more than a thousand years old. I went to find out. The seller paid NT$34 million, and the buyer also put up an authentic autograph of Yan Zhenqing..."
"Zhang Tianguan, it looks like there are two and a half, right? I don't need to tell you the year, not to mention the Western Zhou Dynasty, even if it's the Qin and Han Dynasties, it starts at least three thousand years ago, 80 million? It's not even enough!"
boom!
The whole network is shocked, 80 million can only make a fart noise? !
Damn it.
Zhang Ye wasn't bragging, what he gave Bingbing and the photographer was really a tens of billions project!
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Cough cough cough!
Crazy hint!
Released at 12pm tonight!
It's tonight!
Twelve o'clock!
That is 00:00 on the 18th!
Everyone, please order some!
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