We Agreed To Pretend To Be A Tomb Robber, But What’S Up With Your Unicorn Tattoo?

"Hey, what do you think of this King of Aksu? Of course, open it and take a look. It makes me laugh. This amateur guy is so cute!"

"My cold male god's jokes are also cold!"

"You agreed not to rob tombs, why do you want to open the coffin again?!"

"That's right, amateur brother, this time is the home of archeology, let's just pretend for a while and have fun, but don't do it for real!"

"Don't worry, the program team has made it clear to the amateur guy before departure that this tomb robbing is a gimmick, and the real goal is to assist the archaeological team in archeology, so the amateur guy is not prepared at all!

"Haha, you sound like you're prepared!"

"Yes, but now even if he wants to open it, he doesn't have the tools!"

"The archaeological team doesn't even have a crowbar. This sarcophagus looks so heavy. Let alone opening it, moving it looks difficult!"

"Do you have any misunderstandings about my Master Zhang's coffin-opening skills?"

"Do you have any misunderstandings about my Master Zhang's coffin-opening skills?"

"Do you have any misunderstandings about my Master Zhang's coffin-opening skills?"

Speaking of other things, Zhang Ye's fans are too lazy to deal with these bastards.

But you want to talk about opening the coffin.

Then I would be happy.

tool?

I am Zhang Datianguan, Master Zhang, who possesses the skills of the four schools of hair mounding, gold touching, mountain moving, and mountain unloading!

To open the lid of your stone, what other tools do you need?

Look what your tomb can do!

but...

Open the coffin?!

Professor Chen hesitated.

Not interested in the contents of the sarcophagus? Of course it doesn't exist!

But now the question is.

Open the coffin according to archaeological procedures.

If you don’t have ten days and a half of preparation, who can?

And now.

Don’t say that the team doesn’t have professional tools.

Even if there is.

They don't have time to spend here.

It was explained clearly when the tomb door was opened.

Their main task is to find the missing archaeological team and the missing ancient city of the Demon Kingdom!

Getting here was just a coincidence.

However, they happened to find clues about the ancient city of Demon Country.

Especially in the final mural of King Aksu conquering the Demon Kingdom.

He gave Professor Chen and the others a lot of information about the geographical location of the ancient city of Demon Country.

these messages.

But it has never been recorded.

through this information.

They can find the ancient city faster and more accurately.

Find the lost archaeological team.

Since there is no time to waste here with standard process operations.

But if you want to open the coffin.

We can only use the methods of the native masters.

Professor Chen was confused.

We have all come this far, wouldn’t it be a pity not to take a look at the contents of the coffin to see if the person lying inside is actually King Aksu?

Just hand it over to someone like this?

Hand these over to the follow-up archaeological team?

Do the students and teammates around me agree?

Apparently.

Professor Chen could already sense that someone in the team was about to move.

but.

Professor Chen still has principles.

as an archaeological expert.

Seeing Zhang Ye open the coffin by robbing a tomb and causing irreversible damage to these 687 cultural relics, his conscience and professional ethics cannot bear it.

"If it doesn't open, let's leave.

Zhang Ye didn't force himself either.

Anyway, I've already signed in.

"However, the tomb passage in this tomb has been closed. If we want to leave, we have to take other roads. This may trigger other mechanisms in this tomb. Therefore, after we leave, this ancient tomb should also It collapsed."

What?!

Professor Chen was stunned on the spot when he heard this, and the other team members were even more dumbfounded.

Doesn't that mean.

If this sarcophagus is not opened, it will never be opened?

This is a desert.

Once the tomb falls.

If we want to excavate it again, it will be many times more difficult than the Western Zhou Dynasty tomb in Lunan!

So everyone looked at each other, thinking that if the sarcophagus could not be opened, it would be a waste.

"Brother Zhang."

Professor Chen thought for a while and asked a question: "Can you do your best to ensure that it does not suffer losses?"

He is an old professor after all.

Principles are important.

However, this time, Zhang Ye answered the question differently: "Should it be opened or not?"

Professor Chen: "..."

Made.

Are you that upright?

Didn’t my words make it very clear?

open ah.

But you go back and forth.

You need to give me a guarantee and an explanation.

Otherwise, who will be responsible if something goes wrong?

And this is live broadcast.

Netizens across the country are watching.

There is also a recording and broadcasting function.

The Archaeological Bureau will also see it tomorrow morning.

Is it possible that I should point at this sarcophagus?

forget it.

Professor Chen is still undecided.

Think about giving up.

The fall is the fall.

Anyway, I also know the information about the ancient city.

This trip was not in vain.

With this thought, he ignored any dissatisfaction the students and team members around him might have with him in the future.

Therefore, Professor Chen thought about it and said, "Then..."

boom!

Zhang Ye raised his foot and kicked King Aksu's stone cover.

The Secret Technique of Moving Mountains: Kuixing Kick Fighting!

Just like the folk song of the Western Regions, lift your hijab.

Zhang Ye directly kicked King Aksu's stone cover away with this kick.

It flipped many times in mid-air, and finally with another loud "bang", it fell in front of Uncle Maimaiti and broke into two and three pieces.

Uncle Maimaiti:""

Professor Chen: "...""

Archaeological team:""

Netizen in the live broadcast room: ww

"Which friend just now said that Xiao Xuanxuan, an amateur, can't open the coffin even if he has tools???"

The live broadcast room exploded!

Obviously Zhang Ye's way of opening the coffin this time was too overbearing.

It immediately ignited everyone's passion.

Some netizens directly took it to their knees.

Professor Chen also knelt down.

It's because my feet are soft.

At this moment, his mind was completely empty.

Even a little doubtful about life.

no.

What did I just say?

Didn’t I say that it’s not open?

"Brother Zhang?"

He looked at Zhang Ye and wanted to know, what did he just say?

Zhang Ye: "Didn't you say we would open it then?"

Professor Chen didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: If I said something wrong, forget it. I haven’t even finished what I said, so you just made up your mind?

He finally saw it.

Zhang Ye just gave himself a step down.

after all.

The stone roof boards were broken into several pieces.

Just hand this over to the state.

"Look quickly!!!"

Sudden.

An archaeological team member pointed at the sarcophagus and screamed!

"Let me go, this is really King Aksu!!!"

"As expected of the king of the Western Regions, this is too proud!"

"Niubi, look at these gems on his body. If you pick off any one of them, you can change your apartment in Shenzhen City, right?"

"The layout is too small. What's it worth if you take it off? You can get the best price if you sell the whole set!"

"Nice, this amateur guy has opened so many coffins, he finally got promoted and made a fortune!"

"Alas, alas, you are live broadcasting, how can you make money? Where can you find wealth? This is a cultural relic, and it must be handed over to the country!"

"Yes, yes, hand it over to the country!"

Accompanied by the quick cut of the live broadcast room footage.

Netizens in the live broadcast room and the archaeological team members in the tomb saw the scene inside the sarcophagus almost at the same time!

Loads of funerary objects.

They are all natural pearls and jade such as agate and gemstones unique to the Western Regions.

But actually, that's the most shocking thing.

It was a corpse lying in a sarcophagus. It was covered with gold armor and had a gold mask on its face.

It can be said that it is luxurious from head to toe.

"Don't go there."

Just when these archaeological team members couldn't help but want to go over and take a look.

Zhang Ye's warning sounded.

What's wrong?!

None of the archaeological team members understood.

Uncle Maimaiti was limping even more, trying to take advantage of the chaos to grab a few pieces.

After all, there are so many treasures in King Aksu’s coffin.

If one or two pieces are missing, would you really care?!

He didn't believe that these archaeological team members could hold it back.

So he ignored Zhang Ye's warning and rushed to the edge of the sarcophagus.

"Oh, it's just a favor, just look at it and it's not illegal."

As he said that, he put his hand in.

Otherwise, Uncle Maimaiti is also a person who knows the goods.

Seeing so many things in the tomb, he fell in love with King Aksu's golden mask at a glance, and immediately took off the mask.

"Haha, it's quite heavy. This must be - ah, what the hell is this!!!"

Sudden.

Uncle Maimaiti was so frightened that he threw away the golden mask in his hands and fell to the ground.

result.

He also sat the iron arrow that had not been pulled out for a few minutes.

The pain made him jump again.

what happened?!

At this moment.

Everyone looked inside the coffin again.

It turns out that under the golden mask, there is actually a jade barrel!

See the jade figurines again!

But it is different from the ancient tombs of the Western Zhou Dynasty.

The face of this jade figurine is painted in an anthropomorphic way.

The outlined head seems to be smiling.

So weird.

No wonder it almost scared away Uncle Maimaiti!

How come there are jade figurines?

Zhang Ye didn’t expect this thing to appear here!

"National treasure, this is a national treasure!!!"

He is still thinking about the key here.

However, the surrounding archaeological team members couldn't help but rush to the coffin.

Professor Chen is no exception.

Although many jade figurines have been discovered.

But every one of them, without exception, has become a national treasure-level cultural relic.

and.

What excites Professor Chen and the archaeological team the most is this.

This proves that the civilization of the Western Regions and the civilization of the Central Plains have an inseparable relationship.

"Take out these jewels first!"

"Be careful not to damage this jade figurine!"

Professor Chen didn't care anymore, he would only let the archaeological team take action immediately.

Bingbing also wanted to step forward to help.

As a result, he was suddenly stared at by several archaeological team members around him.

"I, I just want to"

Only then did Bingbing remember that in the eyes of these archaeological team members, she was probably a thief just like Zhang Ye.

"What! These archaeological team members are so ungrateful!"

"That's right, Bingbing just wants to help you. Look at your expressions!"

"The benefits are really touching, haha!"

"Bingbing, ignore them. These things don't belong to them anyway. They are busy as long as they are busy. We won't (chcg) join in the fun!"

Professor Chen knew there was a misunderstanding.

He hurriedly explained: "That's not what I mean, but the cleaning of cultural relics requires standard process operations."

All right.

Bingbing doesn't matter.

She doesn't want to touch it yet.

Otherwise, if you break something or miss something, you will be suspicious of yourself.

But will Zhang Ye be willing to do so?

After all, opening the tomb, entering the tomb, and opening the coffin are all Zhang Ye's work.

Why is there no movement from him now?

Bingbing is also curious.

However, when he turned around, he found that Zhang Ye was no longer where he was.

Instead, he walked back to the mural, seemingly looking for something.

"What's wrong?!"

Bingbing was puzzled and went up to ask.

Zhang Ye gestured: "Have you noticed anything wrong?"

wrong?

Of course Bingbing doesn't understand.

But Zhang Ye knows.

The original mural was not like this.

There is even an explanation of how King Aksu obtained the help of a magician and carefully planned to kill the queen of the demon kingdom.

It was only after confirming her death that he dared to raise his troops to attack the Demon Kingdom.

but now.

There is no cause of death for the Demon Queen.

It even seems to be intentionally left in suspense.

It’s like trying to attract people to go to the Demonic Kingdom.

How is this going?

"You'd better not touch that jade figurine."

suddenly.

Zhang Ye turned around and warned Professor Chen and the others.

Professor Chen still laughed: "Don't worry, don't worry, we know how to preserve it intact.

Zhang Ye shook his head: "That's not what I meant. What I meant was that there is something wrong with this compression."

has a problem?

Professor Chen was puzzled: "What's the problem?!"

Just finished speaking.

He thought of Zhang Ye's experience at the Lunan Ancient Tomb.

He was surprised again: "Is it still alive?!"

Yes!

Say this.

It actually shocked the other archaeological team members.

Zhang Ye: "If you just live, don't worry. Now it seems that he is unwilling to die."

What?!

"Get out of your way."

Zhang Ye waved his hand and motioned for them to disperse.

Explanations are not as convincing as actions.

"Brother Zhang, this..."

Professor Chen also wanted to use the same rhetoric he used to deal with Bingbing.

But obviously, Zhang Ye doesn't like this.

"Take this guy out and put him down."

His unquestionable tone forced the archaeological team members to do as he was told.

"Brother Zhang, be careful, this is..."

Professor Chen is a little worried.

Looking at this situation, Zhang Ye seems to be...

as expected.

Since Professor Chen and his archaeological team did not dare to stop Zhang Ye, what happened next was out of their control.

Zhang Ye raised two unusual fingers.

This time.

The archaeological team and the netizens in the live broadcast room discovered that Zhang Ye's fingers, which have repeatedly created miracles, are so slender, truly fulfilling the saying that he is gifted.

"I want to see if you are a human or a ghost."

Said.

Zhang Ye's hair mound finger, combined with the Overlord Armor Removal Technique of the Shang Xieling School, seemed to be just one stroke on King Aksu's body.

But it's like having a zipper unzipped.

The golden armor outside King Aksu was immediately separated.

Facing these golden golden tools, Zhang Ye directly pulled out the jade from the golden armor without even looking at it.

Looking at the formation, I have to continue to remove my armor!

"Zhang Ye, you!!!"

Professor Chen was shocked.

It's not just him.

Professor Qi, the "Museum Director" and his friends in front of the live broadcast room, didn't understand why Zhang Ye wanted to destroy this national treasure!

But at this moment, it’s too late for anyone to stop it!

Zhang Ye's methods are as fast as a cook's and a ox's.

Looking at the pieces of jade figurines scattered on the ground, Professor Chen and his archaeological team felt cold.

Even if this can be repaired in the future.

But there will always be regrets.

Zhang Ye did not explain to these guys who were watching and sighing, but in fact they had already scolded him in their hearts.

Again.

Action is the best evidence.

finally.

When he pulled the mummy out of the jade figurine, although it was not completely decomposed, but it did not look like it had turned into a blood demon, everyone who saw this scene widened their eyes and noticed the one that Zhang Ye pointed at specifically. place.

The mummy's back.

"curse!!!"

Uncle Maimaiti reacted the fastest and shouted directly.

That's right.

The shoulders of the mummy are the same as those on the altar outside.

There is a curse from the Demon Kingdom on your back!

Could it be...

Zhang Ye said calmly: "He is not as great as he said. He worked hard to overthrow the rule of the Queen of Demon Kingdom, and finally died of fatigue."

"If the guess is correct, he, like all the people who have been cursed, died due to the arrival of fate..."

"This is the reason why King Aksu refuses to die in peace."

Overthrew the rule of the Demon Queen.

Use this momentum to unify the Western Regions.

But because of the curse, he didn't have time to enjoy this power.

Think about it

.

No one is willing to accept it.

As for why King Aksu deliberately avoided talking about himself being cursed.

Maybe, I was worried that others would understand later.

Anyone who has ever been to the Demon Country.

After coming into contact with things from the Demon Kingdom.

They will all be infected by the curse.

so.

He was deeply affected by the curse and refused to rest in peace. Why did he tell the world about the existence of the curse?

He wished that everyone would end up like him!

so.

He left too much suspense in the mural.

Now that the veil of the Queen of Demon Kingdom has been lifted.

But it also gives people unlimited room for imagination.

"Made, this King of Aksu has a cruel heart. Any ghost magic that can make people disappear with just one glance may be fake, just to arouse people's curiosity or even greed!"

"I also think King Aksu is so bad. Now I even doubt how much of his murals are real!"

"It may be true that the Queen of the Demon Kingdom rules the Western Region, but the cause of death may not be that simple. I think it has something to do with King Aksu, and he may even be the one who deliberately planned to kill the Queen!"

"Yes, this is a story that often plays out in history. It is undeniable that King Aksu is a character!"

"Poor Queen, but what happened to this jade?"

yes.

What's going on with the golden jade clothes?

Why do jade figurines from the Central Plains civilization appear here?

Zhang Ye said calmly: "Because from beginning to end, the jade figurines come from the West."

Western Queen!

suddenly!

This name appeared in the minds of netizens again, splitting everyone's thoughts like a bolt of lightning.

Yes.

Emperor Mu originally learned the immortality technique of jade figurines from the Queen Mother of the West.

Doesn't that mean.

There are also deep connections between the countries in the Western Regions and the Queen Mother of the West?

Who is this Queen Mother of the West?

but.

The jade bucket reminded Zhang Ye.

Since King Aksu didn’t know where he got the jade figurine’s technique of immortality.

Although not as good at using it as Mu Tianzi and others.

It turned out to be put on after death.

Key technologies may also be lacking.

So this jade figurine has no effect on him.

but.

He must be full of hope for rebirth.

That being the case.

There must be a way out in this tomb that he arranged for himself after his resurrection!

Zhang Ye looked at the members of the archaeological team who were still trying to pick up the pieces of jade figurines and piece them together, and said something that shocked everyone, and even made them scared.

"If I were you, I would never touch these things again. Who knows whether these funerary objects come from the Aksu Kingdom or the Demonic Kingdom? If it is the Demonic Kingdom..."

If it is a demon country.

Does that mean that these things can also spread curses?

For a while.

The entire tomb fell into terrible silence.

Professor Chen and his archaeological team members looked at their hands.

I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect.

I feel a little itchy on my back.

The more I scratch, the more it itches. .