We Agreed To Pretend To Be A Tomb Robber, But What’S Up With Your Unicorn Tattoo?

There are different opinions about the origin of Suzaku.

But without exception.

These are ancient creatures that are only seen in classics.

There are also differences in its descriptions.

But basically, everyone thinks it is similar to a phoenix, or is a type of phoenix.

But since Zhuque has the character "Zhu".

Then the most striking feature must be the fiery red color!

The giant bird that is slowly raising its head on the altar is indeed fiery red.

And even its beak is red and slightly curved.

It's nothing like other birds.

More like an eagle.

at last.

It's really big.

At this moment, after standing up with cold eyes, he was as tall as two people.

Even without spreading its wings.

You can also guess that this is a huge bird!

"This is Suzaku?!"

"The legendary four spirits?"

"Oh my god, does such a thing really exist? It's unheard of!"

"I feel like it's just a bigger chicken!"

"Can your chickens be that big?! Give me some money and give them to me!"

"This tomb is at least a thousand years old? Has this Suzaku been locked here forever? What does it do for a living?"

"It's so weird! There are actually living creatures in ancient tombs that have lasted for thousands of years. I feel like I have been transported to the ancient times!"

Not only netizens were shocked.

Sociologists, biologists, naturalists and other scholars and scientists who came after hearing the news were also shocked by the discovery of the latest species!

"Zhang Ye, this guy can't hurt us, right?!"

The archaeological team's footsteps have long stopped, and both sides are currently in a state of looking at what you are looking at.

Zhang Ye looked at Bingbing who started to wonder why again: "Then why do you think the tomb owner keeps this thing here?"

Bingbing:""

But Bingbing has her own opinion: "Look, its legs are locked. Even if it can fly, it can't fly very far...?"

This big bird guy seems to be here just to slap Bing Bing in the face.

The words are not finished yet.

Accompanied by the clattering sound of chains.

The Suzaku suddenly spread its wings and soared from the altar. It looked like it was skillful in its movements and did not waste its flying ability.

As for the iron chains tied to its feet, they also stretched.

Obviously the mechanism of this iron chain is under the altar. If anyone takes it lightly and thinks it is locked like Bingbing, then the next second it will become food delivered to their door.

Same now.

As soon as the Suzaku took off, it made a sharp whistle and suddenly rushed towards the archaeological team!

"Run!"

Bingbing was so frightened that her face turned pale. Fortunately, she had experienced a lot and her legs were not weak.

At this moment, Professor Chen and his archaeological team members ran away without saying a word.

After all, when the Suzaku spreads its wings, although it is not as exaggerated as flying a hundred and eight thousand miles away, it is still enough to show its power.

In addition, this is the legendary bird and ferocious beast after all.

So Professor Chen even forgot to shoot back.

Just ran away.

He touched Jin Xiaowei's big bar and ran for two steps, but something didn't feel right. When he looked back, he saw Zhang Ye still standing there as usual, standing idly by and ignoring the sharp claws that had been stretched out, like an eagle trying to catch a chicken. Suzaku!

"Zhang Ye?!"

"be careful!!!"

At this moment, the camera in the live broadcast room also turned around from running, just in time to see this scene.

"Amateur guy is seeking death!"

"Yes, this monster is so big and can fly. How can he fight with it?!"

"It's impossible. With such a raptor, a tiger might be scratched on the head by one of its claws. In its eyes, Zhang Ye is at most a chicken!"

"Aren't you a little amateur who's scared out of his wits?"

That is of course impossible.

Zhang Ye didn't move.

There was a reason for him not to move.

call out--

The figure of Suzaku swooping down is getting bigger and bigger. For a normal person, it is already covering the sky and the sun at this time.

It might be useless for Zhang Ye to run away now.

Because he is already within 100% kill range of a raptor!

But even if you are like this.

Zhang Ye was still not prepared to take action.

Even his commonly used black gold ancient sword and diamond umbrella were not taken out.

He just stood there in his original posture.

It explains what it means that Mount Tai collapses in front but remains unchanged.

Snapped!

There was a crisp sound.

This is not because Zhang Ye's head was scratched by Suzaku's sharp claws.

It was the sound of the end of the iron chain colliding with the buckle on the other side of the altar.

Apparently.

The range of activities given to Suzaku has come to an end.

So when he turned to Zhang Ye's sharp claws, he only caught an empty space in front of him.

Not even the hair was touched.

Howl——

Suzaku, who was still aggressive at first, suddenly seemed to be furious, flapping his wings crazily and stretching out his claws to catch Zhang Ye.

Unable to reach out with his paws, he stretched out his head instead.

This scene is a bit funny.

It also made netizens in the live broadcast room confused.

"Stretch your head?"

But if you stretch your head, Zhang Ye won't be used to it.

It directly surpasses the black gold ancient sword!

call out--

The Suzaku's pupils shrank, but he could feel the blood on the black gold ancient sword.

He quickly retracted his head in panic.

Then Pu Chi Pu Chi returned to the altar.

Finally, he turned around and stared at Zhang Ye with a resentful and resentful expression!

It's like saying: If you have the guts, come here!

"Zhang Ye, you..."

Bingbing and the archaeological team members came back again.

But even though I knew that Suzaku's range of activities was restricted.

But he still didn't dare to run in front of Zhang Ye.

Mojin Xiaowei Dagang looked at the ground around the altar and the stone path where everyone was now, and understood.

"This Suzaku can only move within the circle of the altar."

I see!

Sure enough, if you pay careful attention, you don't have to be so embarrassed.

but.

How does Zhang Ye know?

What if this Suzaku has no restrictions on its range of movement?

Or.

Is it limited only to the altar?

This may be an unsolved mystery.

Because even if you ask.

Zhang Ye might not say either.

Even if it is necessary for him to say it.

It's probably the same sentence: I bet.

But nevertheless.

The problem still came.

If you want to move forward, you can't get around this Suzaku.

If it's a tiger, a lion, etc., you can still find a way to get over from a high place.

But now this ferocious monster that has been successfully enraged can fly!

So if you want to move forward, even if you don't kill it, you still have to let it rest.

Professor Chen shook his head, saying there was nothing he could do.

The distance and bullets of the pistol are limited. If you hit it from here, you may not even be able to damage your skin.

But to deal with this ferocious bird at close range is almost the same as sending someone to death.

There is a way to rush through the altar.

That is to disperse everyone and start running on the same day.

But that's a gamble.

Whoever bets is unlucky.

Or who looks tastier.

Suzaku went to catch it instead of catching anyone else.

But this method definitely won’t work.

They are here to save people.

If no one could save him, he would die first.

Moreover.

Judging from the speed of the Suzaku just now, it would have plenty of time to deal with them by running across the altar in this way.

Definitely no play.

What to do?

finally.

Everyone's eyes still stayed on Zhang Ye.

I don’t believe that Zhang Ye can use his black gold ancient sword to chop down the mythical beast opposite him.

But I feel that he will definitely be able to figure it out in the end.

Maybe now.

Zhang Ye is thinking of a way.

But about ten minutes passed.

I found that Zhang Ye was still standing there thinking, otherwise there would be results immediately.

Netizens couldn't sit still either.

"If it doesn't work, forget it. I'm an amateur and I'm not a god. Such a ferocious beast is unheard of. It's more difficult than letting people deal with a Tyrannosaurus rex with bare hands!"

"Yeah, don't take risks. Report it to the Archaeological Bureau and wait for the next batch of reinforcements. Wait for modern weapons to arrive. If the pistol is not good, use submachine guns. If the submachine gun is not good, use mortars. If it doesn't work, bring the cannon. I don't believe it. Damn it!"

"The hardest part is that it can fly!"

This is indeed the biggest problem.

"Zhang Ye, how about we find another way?"

finally.

Professor Chen and others felt that they were too demanding of Zhang Ye.

This mythical beast is not said to have the same IQ as humans, but it is obviously spiritual.

It's not like dealing with Zongzi, nor like dealing with Yinghuo Ghost Butterfly.

So it’s normal that Zhang Ye can’t figure it out.

Zhang Ye said calmly: "It can't fit in one pot."

Professor Chen nodded: "Yeah, if not, just...pot???"

What pot?!

Where did the pot come from?!

Professor Chen and the archaeological team members did not understand what Zhang Ye meant.

But netizens who understand memes reacted instantly.

Co-author Zhang Ye has been thinking about it for so long.

Are you thinking about how to stew it?!

"Ah, isn't this too cruel?"

"Did I enter the wrong live broadcast room? Isn't this an adventure show? Why does it have to transform into a mukbang?"

"It's so cool. I knew that the amateur guy had plenty of ways to deal with this thing, but I just didn't know how to eat it!"

“No need to say anything else, just click on the link and pay instantly!”

"Yeah, where's the little yellow car? Who are you looking down on!"

Zhang Ye, are you serious?

This comes to the importance of personality.

Apparently.

Zhang Ye doesn't know how to joke.

Bingbing and Professor Chen, who had reacted at this moment, both looked at him in shock.

Facing such ferocious birds and beasts, just stay calm.

You actually want to be at the top of its food chain?

Awesome!

But here comes the question, how does Zhang Ye plan to kill this thing?

Go on your own?

Let’s all do it together!

Think of this.

The big shoulder rolled up his sleeves.

No matter how ferocious this Suzaku is, it is still a living creature.

Since it is a living thing.

It may become dead.

Fuck him!

See him like this.

The archaeological team members were no longer timid.

One by one, they took off their equipment and traveled lightly.

The one with the shovel gets the shovel.

The one with the crowbar gets the crowbar.

Just waiting for Zhang Ye to give the order, everyone went up to do it!

result...

Zhang Ye took off his backpack, opened the zipper, and took out a...

"chicken???"

Bingbing was stunned.

You may have seen Zhang Ye pull out the Mountain Digging Armor from it, so it wouldn't be surprising to pull out any other creature.

But what does it mean to pull out a rooster?

Don’t say that netizens can’t understand.

The archaeological team members couldn’t understand it either.

"Zhang Ye..."

Bingbing thought of something and suddenly realized: "This is to feed it so that it can go on the road, right?"

Dabang shook his head: "No, this chicken

Is it the ingredients? Let it eat the ingredients first and give it time to marinate, so that it will be more delicious later.

Zhang Ye:""

Suzaku:""

what are you guys saying?

What do you think I am?

Apparently.

Both guys were speechless at these imaginative guys.

But when I saw the rooster being released by Zhang Ye.

Suzaku indeed felt that his thousands of years of animal life had been insulted!

It is a mythical beast.

Although unfortunately it fell into the hands of that man.

He was kept here as a tombkeeper.

But even if you are that man.

I don’t dare to insult myself like this!

You brought out a chicken. Do you want to kill it and show it to me?

Scared me?!

funny!

However.

Maybe no one thought of it.

Zhang Ye did not use this chicken to "kill the chicken for the bird".

This chicken is here to kill the Suzaku!

Angry Chicken!

Legend has it that he is a descendant of the Phoenix.

Specially designed to defeat evil things in tombs.

Especially things like poisonous snakes, insects, and ants.

And Zhang Ye’s Angry Chicken is very different.

Its tail is very long and really colorful.

Then there are its eyes, which are like phoenix eyes, looking lewdly at the Suzaku on the altar opposite.

call out--

The Suzaku, which seemed to feel the blood of the Angry Chicken, took to the air again.

Puffing its wings.

It seems like he is mocking: Little guy, so what if you have Phoenix bloodline, can you fly?

In Suzaku's view.

Both belong to the Phoenix bloodline.

This Angry Chicken is just a gadget that has degraded for who knows how many generations.

Worse than myself.

What's the threat?

Speaking of which, I am closer to a phoenix than it is!

But that’s why Suzaku takes it seriously.

……Please give me flowers…………

That's because of blood pride!

Although it looks down upon this angry chicken.

But it can feel the Phoenix blood in its body.

Competing in the same vein.

It does not hesitate to give the other party a little respect from its opponent!

not to mention.

It has been here for who knows how many years.

It's been a long time since I met an opponent.

Now that someone has brought me some fun, I might as well have some fun.

"Zhang Ye, you don't really want to use this big cock against this beast, do you?"

I saw Zhang Ye giving instructions to this big rooster in a serious manner.

Bingbing and the archaeological team were dumbfounded.

Have we not despised our opponents yet?

Such a gadget.

It's not even enough for one paw to go up.

What can you do?!

Instantaneous time.

Everyone's mind is full of little question marks.

"Museum Director" Professor Qi and his friends.

"Check it out and see if there is any record in history of a rooster defeating a Suzaku.

"Professor, how could there be such a record in history!!!"

"There are no myths either?"

myth?!

The students around them didn't understand.

It turns out that these old professors didn’t just ask questions casually.

All things are interdependent.

They believed that Zhang Ye would not just pull out a chicken.

This is out of trust in Zhang Ye's ability.

So this chicken must be what Zhang Ye thinks is really capable of dealing with this Suzaku!

but.

The difference in strength and size is obvious.

Under this situation.

The only thing that makes sense is that this chicken has some special and unknown abilities!

if not.

There is no way to explain the gap between it and this Suzaku.

""

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In the live broadcast room, the group of local masters whose names cannot be disclosed appeared again.

"Angry Chicken?! Are you the legendary Angry Chicken!!!"

"Oh my God, what is the origin of this man? You can even find such a magical object!!!"

"I once heard from my ancestors that the Angry Chicken can fight the Centipede King. Although they both died in the end, their strength is very miserable!"

"In short, with the Nuqing Chicken, I dare not say that I can walk sideways in the ancient tombs, but it is definitely more than enough to deal with the creatures in the ancient tombs. It can be said that it is used to share money when going out, and is specially used for tomb robberies!"

"But didn't Master Zhang say he won't fight upside down? Why did he go all the way to find an Angry Chicken and take it with him!"

yes!

You said bringing a compass can be said to help the archaeological team move.

You said you brought an ancient black gold sword. It can be said that there is danger in the tomb, so you need to have someone who can take advantage of it.

Even if you bring a diamond umbrella and dig out the armor in the mountains, it can be said to be just in case and to protect yourself.

But why did you bring an angry chicken with you?

The archaeological team members who learned about Nu Qingji's abilities all looked at Zhang Ye strangely.

"Hahaha, I won't side with the amateur guy this time because I can't explain it clearly!"

"No need to explain at all, this guy never gives up!"

"Grave robber Zhang San!"

"Robbing tombs is fun for a while, and robbing tombs will always be fun. I would rather spend a lot of money than touch one tomb!"

"Master Zhang has this little hobby, so I advise you not to get too involved. After all, sooner or later, everyone will have to go down, and you will have to ask Master Zhang to show your favor in the future!"

At this moment, everyone's attention was not on the Ang Qing Chicken, which slowly came on stage to fight with Zhu.

Instead, everyone is paying attention to why Zhang Ye brought the chicken with him.

Kick-kick——

Until the voice of Nu Qingji actively provoking Suzaku sounded.

Everyone just discovered it, I don’t know when.

One chicken and one bird.

One small and one big.

One day at a time.

There's already a confrontation!

The Suzaku did not pounce on such a small angry chicken like other raptors, but continued to conduct reconnaissance and testing in the air.

This just proves that this Suzaku is not simple.

Who found it and suppressed it here?

This also made Zhang Ye curious.

Kick-kick——

This is the second provocation of Nu Qingji.

Apparently.

It cannot fly and can only attack on the ground.

As for the fierce and cunning Suzaku, it is obviously trying to exercise its patience so that it can wait for the opportunity to appear and launch a killing blow.

soon.

The opportunity has come.

Maybe it was because he felt that no matter how provocative the big stupid guy above him was, he would come down.

The angry chicken actually raised its head, like a big rooster that had defeated its opponent, and walked back proudly.

Give your back to Suzaku!

call out--

How could Suzaku, who had been waiting for this opportunity for a long time, let it go.

It fell directly from mid-air.

The claws were straightened out, the iron chain rattled, and at an extremely fast speed, it caught the angry Qingji on the top of its head in the blink of an eye.

"careful!"

"Is this the end?!!"

"Sure enough, no matter how powerful the Nuqing Chicken is, it is just an ordinary creature, but this Suzaku is a spiritual beast. The two are not the same weight at all!"

"Hey, expecting a chicken is worse than

Cack!

Sudden!

Just when Suzaku's gleaming claws were about to catch the Angry Chicken.

Taking advantage of its small size and high agility, this little guy jumped up without even looking.

Follow, then look back and dig out!

The phoenix looks back!

The angry sun pecks at the sun!

call out--

Suzaku never expected that after being entangled with chickens for so long, instead of being able to kill him with one blow, he was actually pecked in the eye by the chickens!

Along with Suzaku's painful and angry screams, everyone saw that the divine beast splashed all over the ground on the spot.

Look carefully again.

It turns out that it was just this intersecting period.

The Angry Chicken had already pecked out one of Suzaku's eyes.

And while the Suzaku was temporarily retreating from the severe pain, he threw up the big Suzaku eye on the chicken's beak and swallowed it on the spot.

Gulu!

The angry chicken raised its proud neck again.

But this time.

It's not a provocation.

Instead, he was swallowing Suzaku's big eyeballs.

But such an action is a complete mockery in the eyes of the archaeological team members and netizens, let alone the injured ferocious beast Suzaku!

I can't make it in time today. I only have enough time to code 6,000 words, so I won't break it into chapters. I will resume normal updates tomorrow!