We Promised To Make A Bad Game, But What The Hell Is Titanfall?
Chapter 97 "Horse Racing"
Chapter 97 "Horse Racing"
Here, the Eggplant and Winter Melon team are having fun, and the live broadcast room is full of gifts and lively.
On the other side, the live broadcast room of Teacher Ma, who is also the main anchor of Sharks today, is even more popular!
Because compared to Eggplant, whose performance fluctuates up and down, Teacher Ma focuses on stability!
Flights arrive every ten minutes!
"Yo - little boss, Lippi? Lippi is very..."
The sound of bullets hitting the jeep was endless.
As the body of the car was continuously hit by bullets, the front hood of the car gradually caught fire.
Teacher Ma on the hillside knew that if he was hit again, the car would explode, so he had no time to brake, pushed the door open with his backhand, and jumped out of the car with one side, with a silky and smooth movement.
Immediately afterwards, he drew his rifle from his back, assumed a standard shooting posture, and fired back in the direction of the room where the bullets came from!
Da da da! Da da da da da——
Tongues of flame erupted from the muzzle of the gun, and hot bullet casings scattered everywhere.
The unbraked jeep slid down the hillside, and Teacher Ma cleverly used the jeep as a cover and fought while walking.
Just like the synergy between tanks and tanks, it moves and shoots, and it is so handsome that it arouses exclamation from water friends!
Seeing the comments on the barrage, Teacher Ma also smiled proudly.
"This is called on-the-spot response. Hey, you know, you must always pay attention to all available bunkers on the battlefield,"
As he spoke, the car, which was slipping faster and faster, also entered the asphalt road.
The sudden change in height difference forced Teacher Ma to run two steps to catch up with the jeep. At the same time, he still kept explaining:
"For example, like now, we can be on the way of the jeep taxiing——"
But the words have not yet finished!
There was a clang, the jeep seemed to have rolled over a stone, and the body of the jeep suddenly shook.
With a change of direction, the car actually drew an arc and turned back again. The butt of the car instantly hit Teacher Ma!
"Why!"
Just listen to Teacher Ma scream!
Immediately afterwards, a muffled sound came!
Boom!
The next second, Teacher Ma, who was explaining enthusiastically just now, instantly turned into a trapeze artist and was blown away like a rag doll.
[You used a vehicle to run over yourself]
The barrage instantly burst into laughter!
‘Pfft hahahahahaha——’
‘Damn, Teacher Ma, there’s so much to show! ’
‘I got up so hard, I hit someone with my butt when I saw the car’
‘Live streaming genius’
‘Then the jeep suddenly changed direction while it was coasting, turned around and killed me, forming a triangle of death (dog head)’
‘It’s just that Markov twirl’
‘Fuck, you’re laughing so silly! This way of death is such a fucking shame hahahahahaha'
'It's off the mark...'
‘It must be included in the canon, a classic handed down from generation to generation’
'I was about to fall asleep, but my mother woke me up with a smile, hahahaha...'
‘…’
The audience burst into laughter, and Teacher Ma himself did not hold back:
"Hehehe--duo-lao, this way of death--it's very annoying--"
The live broadcast room was filled with gifts.
However, Teacher Ma's mentality is very good.
After all, he has skydived more than ten times in more than an hour since the broadcast.
The method of death is inconsistent every time, and the audience can tell at a glance that Teacher Ma is not deliberately creating show effects - he is a real person.
After some tidying up!
Teacher Ma boarded the plane again.
At the same time, the Fish Ball Handicap was also opened - guess whether the host's single round can last more than 10 minutes this time.
Buzz - hula -
soon!
When the plane flew to the top of P City, Mr. Ma saw the right opportunity again and jumped.
Fall rapidly, adjust the direction, and open the umbrella close to the ground.
Although Teacher Ma's marksmanship and operation are very good, he has to admit that his skydiving skills have been fully exercised in the number of restarts far exceeding ordinary people.
The audience couldn't help but marvel——
"Teacher Ma, this umbrella has something to offer."
‘Hou Li Crab, the other players are still in the sky, Teacher Ma is already in place’
‘He is really that extreme athlete’
‘It’s hard to imagine how amazing Teacher Ma’s skydiving skills would be if this whole night continued’
‘Hahahahahahaha, that’s too cool, you guys’
"The key is to understand P City and this house. I feel like Teacher Ma has formed muscle memory."
"Another double click landed accurately. Teacher Ma is awesome, much more reliable than Eggplant and the others."
‘The first day I miss the eggplant and cry like a horse’
'Hahahahahaha...'
However!
Just when the audience marveled at Teacher Ma's superb parachuting skills, which allowed him to arrive in P City first and occupy the favorable terrain to search for supplies!
Plop!
Sudden!
From the other end of the rooftop, the sound of umbrellas being closed and falling to the ground was heard at the same time!
"Yo--?"
Not to mention the audience, even Lao Ma was shocked!
I thought that my parachute landing was invincible, but I didn't expect that there was someone who was as good as me. Whose general is this? !
Look up!
Not far away, a female player with double ponytails landed simultaneously.
He rolled forward and picked up an S686 double-barreled shotgun on the ground!
Don’t wait for Teacher Ma’s reaction!
Just shoot him twice!
Bang bang!
Shotguns, commonly known as trolls by players, are extremely lethal at close range, especially the S686.
At this distance, even if he is wearing armor, he can be instantly killed if he hits the chest.
However!
Just when Lao Ma thought he was about to land in a box again!
The sound of reloading sounded.
Opening his eyes, he saw the twin-tailed man clumsily loading bullets into the barrel.
Look at the blood volume in your UI - not a drop is missing.
Lao Ma was overjoyed!
There are actually such good players!
Immediately, he took a lunge and picked up another S12k shotgun beside him. With a click, the bullet was loaded:
"Oh ho ho ho—little boss, are you done with the fight? Is it my turn?"
Boom boom boom!
The five bullets in the magazine were fired one after another, the muzzle of the gun jumped left and right, and thick smoke billowed.
And when the smoke dissipated, they saw that the pair of ponytails were still standing, with full health!
A moment!
Both of them were stunned!
Immediately afterwards, they all jumped up on the spot, twisted their bodies to reload, and fired at the same time!
Suddenly, gunfire erupted on the rooftop, and two figures chased each other, spinning around the only low wall bunker on the rooftop!
Bang bang!
Boom boom boom!
Click click click——
Bang bang!
Boom boom boom!
Click click click——
The barrage made me dumbfounded! ! !
'ah? ? ? ’
‘I really like a saying from a PUBG player—huh? ’
‘No difference! Evenly matched opponents! ’
‘It’s my turn (meaning it’s my turn to show off my carbine)’
‘Sure enough, a player who lands so quickly must have two brushes on his body’
‘Indeed, but I only have two brushes and no gun’
'"race"'
‘When Bole comes, you have to say good horse’
‘Every time Xiao Fugui comes, he has to say something good’
'I really can't stand it anymore -'
‘That’s too much, you’re planting rice in my mouth! ’
‘Tai Nima is ready to eat, hahahahaha’
'broken! My electric rice cooker starts cooking on its own! ’
‘This competition is not about soup and water, two chefs are cooking wonderfully! ’
‘New Year comes in the first month of the year, and it’s the first day of the new year (dancing)’
‘What kind of duo? ’
‘Help, I’m going to laugh because I’m starving of oxygen’
'Hahahahahaha...'
The outrageous scene caused a sensation in the barrage!
So cool!
The two of them negotiated for half a minute!
The fight was so intense that the players passing by downstairs looked at each other with fear, thinking that there were at least seven or eight people fighting in this building!
finally!
As the last bullet in Teacher Ma's last magazine was fired!
Boo!
The twin tails finally fell to the ground and turned into a small square box.
"call--"
Teacher Ma looked at the S12K with smoke coming out of the barrel and breathed a sigh of relief:
"Fortunately, I'm more skilled!"
Just about to step forward and lick the bag!
Just listen to the public microphone, a female voice with a child's voice came out, with admiration: "Wow - your body skills are so strong, can you teach me? I am the anchor! I can take you on TV!"
The girl's voice has a slight Shonan accent, which sounds a little cute and a little funny.
Hearing the girl's words, Teacher Ma was stunned. He looked at the tens of millions of hits in his live broadcast room and couldn't help but laugh:
"Really? What's your name? Let me go and see your live broadcast room?"
"Go to Shark and search for 'a small dumpling'!"
The girl said openly:
"Although I'm just a new anchor now, I will definitely be very popular in the future!"
"If you become my master now, I'm afraid you will have a bright future -"
Tuanzi's words made Teacher Ma couldn't help but laugh, and he opened his mouth to announce his family status.
Teacher Ma is an honest person.
But the barrage audience was shouting!
'bring! bring! bring! ’
‘Teacher Ma, don’t say who you are! Damn it! Isn’t this too effective for the show? ’
‘Mist grass! This is my favorite part of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! ’
'A set of rockets, don't say who you are, please'
‘A generous gift crab! The boss is awesome! ’
'Hush money! Damn it! '
'Brother Yanzi is awesome hahahaha...'
The instant explosion of the barrage also reminded Lao Ma, so he nodded: "Thank you——Teacher Ma's Pi Yanzi sent a set of rockets, thank you boss."
Then, he opened the public microphone again:
"I just watched your live broadcast room and I think it's very promising. Well, let's go out and form a wave team. I, the Prairie Viper, won't let you down."
"yeah!"
At the same time, Tuanzi cheered in his live broadcast room:
"I also have a master!"
She has actually been a anchor for nearly a year, always in the league area, the live broadcast room is tepid, and the live audience usually does not exceed a hundred people.
This time, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds was launched, and Tuanzi also saw the popularity of this game, so he resolutely applied to the official to move to the PUBG area, and participated in this new anchor recruitment event with a new look.
However, her gaming talent was not very good. She just entered the game and realized the malicious intent of this second-generation FPS battle royale.
Skydiving again and again, jumping into boxes again and again, everyone here seems to be better than her.
However, Tuanzi did not lose heart, but after being killed again and again, he regained his strength and set off on the flight.
At the same time, he is also looking for a master in the game who can teach him his skills.
However, everyone seems to be too busy to pay attention to her, a lonely little anchor in the live broadcast room, and some people even said bad words to her.
And this time!
She finally met a kind-hearted player.
Although this man's marksmanship seemed to be unsatisfactory, in Tuanzi's opinion, being able to kill him proved that this man was already stronger than him!
"Hehe, add my master! Someone will take care of you~"
The group is very happy.
So much so that I didn't notice that the popularity of my live broadcast room had jumped from less than 500 to over 100,000 in the blink of an eye, and it was still rising at an alarming rate.
…
soon!
The two of them formed a team!
The audience is going crazy with anticipation!
In a duel on the rooftop, two top gold medal chefs, armed with spray guns, used nearly fifty shots to determine the winner from a distance of ten meters!
The effect of live streaming together is simply unimaginable!
‘The great combination of the century! ’
‘Wait for the wave of effects to explode! ’
‘With this combination, I would like to call it the strongest on the entire live broadcast platform! ’
‘Fuck! The popularity of Teacher Ma’s live broadcast room has reached 50 million! Awesome! ’
‘You idiots, don’t go there all the time. The popularity of Tuanzi’s live broadcast room is already almost 500,000, it’s time to show your ass soon’
‘Start quickly! My meal has arrived! I only want rice today, and it’s all up to you two! ’
‘The most powerful live electronic mustard! ’
‘I’ve started recording the screen, focusing on an unforgettable scene…’
'You are outrageous hahahahaha...'
Highly anticipated!
The two formed a team and boarded the flight.
Buzz——
The familiar roar of the aircraft engine sounded again. Tuanzi looked at the Prairie Viper Master beside him and felt reassured:
"Master! Where shall we dance?"
This time, the plane's route was slightly deviated, closer to the southwest, and it was no longer the familiar route to P City.
I saw Lao Ma thinking for a moment and marked a group of small houses on the south side of P City:
"In this case, let's jump here first, and after searching for the equipment, we can then enter P City to plot a great cause!"
"good--!!!"
Tuanzi nodded:
"I listen to Master!"
Say it!
The two looked at each other and jumped out of the plane without any hesitation.
The elegance of their postures and the proficiency of their movements are breathtaking. I have to admit that the two of them are almost invincible in terms of skydiving.
Susu——
The two of them rushed towards the small room area.
However, what they didn't expect was that there was a pair of players not far away from them, flying towards the small room area.
Then, the voice of another group of players came from the public microphone: "We have occupied this room area. We advise you to leave quickly, or we will send you to the next flight."
Occupying the small house area and blocking the main city area is a relatively conventional Lao Yin Bi style of play.
Obviously, this is what the pair of players next to Master and Disciple Lao Ma think.
However, they seemed to be too confident and did not realize the existence of the two people on the same skydiving route as them!
"cut!"
Just hearing Xiaotuanzi's disdainful laugh, a child's voice sounded in the air:
"I'd better return this to you. I advise you to run away quickly. My master and I are very powerful!"
"Hahaha childish——"
Hearing this, the narrator's team couldn't help laughing loudly:
"Kid, let me tell you! Our two brothers, known as the Wild Kings of Erangel, are invincible in the jungle. As long as we have a gun, we can penetrate all the small houses! May I ask what your unique skills are?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lao Ma made a fist-holding gesture in the air:
"Oh? It turns out to be the Wild King of Erangel? Sorry, disrespectful! I've heard about the little boss for a long time, and I know that you can kill all the wild areas with just one gun, but the premise is——"
"Can you get the gun?"
Say it!
The old horse laughed, accelerated again in the air, and plunged into the ground!
And the dumpling next to him is also following the master, like a fish flying to the bottom!
Damn it? !
The Erangel Wild King brothers were stunned.
Are these two crazy people?
They were about to reach the ground. Instead of opening their umbrellas, why did they accelerate towards the ground?
Grab a gun?
Then you have to have a life, right? !
For a moment, the Erangel Wild King was a little panicked and couldn't help shouting: "What a joke! Do you think you can grab the gun like this? You can't even open the umbrella at this speed!"
Saying this, the two wild kings felt timid and did not dare to risk their lives with Master and Disciple Lao Ma. They opened their umbrellas one after another, slowed down and fell to the ground.
It seems that in their eyes, these two people are already dead.
But the next second!
Seeing that Master and apprentice Lao Ma was about to fall to the ground and die.
But in that flash of lightning!
call--! call--!
The two parachutes suddenly opened!
The umbrella only stays in the air for a second, making it easy to stow away on the top floor of a small room!
The precise timing of opening the umbrella gave Lao Ma and Tuanzi the absolute initiative!
Susu——
As the umbrella folds up automatically!
I saw a man and a woman standing on the stage, one holding a submachine gun, and the other holding a shotgun!
muzzle!
Directly at the Wild King duo who are still wandering in the air!
"Hey? Hey, hey hey hey hey—!!!"
at this time!
The Wild King duo, who were still fooling around in the air, finally realized what kind of top extreme athletes they were competing for room space with!
They do have outstanding marksmanship, but as Lao Ma said -
To be good at shooting, you must first have a gun.
The next second!
Then I saw Lao Ma making a mean laugh: "Hey, ho, ho, little boss, it's hard - it's hard -"
Immediately afterwards, there was loud gunfire in the small room area!
Da da da da da——
Bang bang! Bang bang!
Accompanied by intensive gunfire, the desperate and incompetent rage of the Wild King duo resounded throughout the sky:
"Shameless! Despicable! If you dare, let me get the gun!"
"You paratroopers will be court-martialed!"
"You don't have martial ethics, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
——
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(End of chapter)
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