We promised to make a bad game, what the hell is Titanfall?

Here, the Eggplant and Winter Melon team are having fun, and the live broadcast room is full of gifts, making it very lively.

On the other side, the live broadcast room of Teacher Ma, who is also the main anchor of Shark today, is even more popular!

Because compared to Eggplant, whose performance fluctuates up and down, Teacher Ma focuses on stability!

Flights arrive every ten minutes!

"Yo - little boss, Lippi? Lippi is very..."

The sound of bullets hitting the jeep was endless.

As the body of the car was continuously hit by bullets, the front hood of the car gradually caught fire.

Teacher Ma on the hillside knew that if he was hit again, the car would explode, so he didn't have time to brake, pushed the door open with his backhand, and jumped out of the car with a smooth and silky movement.

Immediately afterwards, he drew his rifle from his back, assumed a standard shooting posture, and fired back in the direction of the room where the bullets came from!

Ta da da! Ta da da da da——

Tongues of flame erupted from the muzzle of the gun, and hot bullet casings scattered on the ground.

The unbraked jeep slid down the hillside, but Teacher Ma cleverly used the jeep as a cover and fought while walking.

Just like the synergy between tanks and infantry, it moves and shoots, and it is so handsome that it arouses exclamation from water friends!

Seeing the comments on the barrage, Teacher Ma also smiled proudly.

"This is called on-the-spot response. Hey, you know, you must always pay attention to all available bunkers on the battlefield,"

As he spoke, the car, which was slipping faster and faster, also entered the asphalt road.

The sudden change in height difference forced Teacher Ma to run two steps to catch up with the jeep. At the same time, he still kept explaining:

"For example, like now, we can be on the way of the jeep taxiing——"

But the words have not yet been spoken!

There was a clang sound, the jeep seemed to have rolled over a stone, and the body of the jeep suddenly shook.

With a change of direction, the car actually drew an arc and turned back again. The butt of the car instantly hit Teacher Ma!

"Why!"

Just listen to Teacher Ma scream!

Immediately afterwards, a muffled sound came!

Boom!

The next second, Teacher Ma, who had been explaining enthusiastically just now, instantly turned into a trapeze artist and was blown away like a rag doll.

[You used a vehicle to run over yourself]

The barrage made me laugh instantly!

‘Pfft hahahahahaha——’

‘Damn, Teacher Ma is so talented!’

‘I got up so hard, I hit someone with my butt when I saw the car’

‘Live streaming genius’

‘Then the jeep suddenly changed direction while taxiing, turned around and killed me, forming a triangle of death (dog head)’

‘It’s just that Markov twirl’

‘Oops, you’re laughing so silly! This way of death is such a fucking shame, hahahahahaha’

'It's off the mark...'

‘Enter the classics, must enter the classics, a classic handed down from generation to generation’

'I was about to fall asleep, but I woke up laughing because of my mother's laughter, hahahaha...'

‘…’

The audience burst into laughter, and Teacher Ma himself could not hold back:

"Hehehe--duo-lao, this way of death--it's very annoying--"

The live broadcast room was filled with gifts.

However, Teacher Ma's attitude is very good.

After all, he has parachuted more than ten times in more than an hour from the start of the broadcast to now.

The method of death is also inconsistent every time, and the audience can tell at a glance that Teacher Ma is not deliberately creating show effects - he is a real person.

After some tidying up!

Teacher Ma boarded the plane again.

At the same time, the Fish Ball Handicap was also opened - guess whether the host's single round can last longer than 10 minutes this time.

Buzz - hula -

soon!

When the plane flew to the top of P City, Teacher Ma once again saw the right opportunity and jumped.

Fall rapidly, adjust direction, and open the parachute close to the ground.

Although Teacher Ma's marksmanship and operation are very good, he has to admit that his skydiving skills have been fully exercised in the number of restarts far exceeding ordinary people.

The audience couldn't help but marvel——

‘Teacher Ma, this umbrella has something to offer’

‘Hou Li Crab, the other players are still in the sky, Teacher Ma is already in place’

‘He is really that extreme athlete’

‘It’s hard to imagine how amazing Teacher Ma’s skydiving skills would be if this whole night continued’

‘Hahahahahahaha, that’s too cool, you guys’

‘The key is to grasp P city and this house. I feel like Teacher Ma has formed muscle memory’

"Another double click landed accurately. Teacher Ma is awesome, much more reliable than Eggplant and the others."

‘The first day I miss the eggplant and cry like a horse’

'Hahahahahaha...'

However!

Just when the audience marveled at Teacher Ma's superb parachuting skills, which allowed him to arrive in P City first and occupy the favorable terrain to search for supplies!

Plop!

Sudden!

From the other end of the rooftop, the sound of umbrellas being retracted and dropped to the ground could be heard at the same time!

"Yo--?"

Not to mention the audience, even Lao Ma was shocked!

I thought that my parachute landing was already invincible, but I didn’t expect that there was someone who was as good as me. Whose general is this?!

Look up!

Not far away, he saw a female player with a twin-tail hairdo landing simultaneously.

He rolled forward and picked up an S686 double-barreled shotgun on the ground!

Don’t wait for Teacher Ma’s reaction!

Just shoot him with two shots!

Bang bang!

Shotguns, commonly known as trolls by players, are extremely lethal at close range, especially the S686.

At this distance, even if he is wearing armor, he can be instantly killed if he hits the chest.

However!

Just when Lao Ma thought he was about to land in a box again!

The sound of reloading sounded.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the twin-tailed man clumsily loading bullets into the barrel.

Look at the blood volume in your UI - not a drop is missing.

Lao Ma was overjoyed!

There are actually such good players!

Immediately, he took a quick step and picked up another S12k shotgun beside him. With a click, the bullet was loaded:

"Oh ho ho ho—little boss, are you done with the fight? Is it my turn?"

Boom boom boom!

The five bullets in the magazine were fired one after another, the muzzle of the gun jumped left and right, and thick smoke billowed.

And when the smoke dissipated, they saw that the pair of ponytails were still standing, with full health!

A moment!

Both of them were stunned!

Immediately afterwards, they all jumped up on the spot, twisted their bodies to reload, and fired at the same time!

For a moment, gunfire erupted on the rooftop, and two figures chased each other, spinning around the only low wall bunker on the rooftop!

Bang bang!

Boom boom boom!

Click click click——

Bang bang!

Boom boom boom!

Click click click——

I was so dumbfounded by the barrage!!!

'ah???'

'I really like a saying from PUBG players - ah?'

'Evenly matched! Evenly matched opponents!'

‘It’s my turn (meaning it’s my turn to show off my carbine)’

‘Sure enough, a player who lands so quickly must have two brushes on his body’

‘Indeed, but I only have two brushes and have never used a gun’

'"race"'

‘When Bole comes, you have to say good horse’

‘Every time Xiao Fugui comes, he has to say something good’

'I really can't stand it anymore -'

'That's too much. You're planting rice in my mouth!'

‘Tai Nima is ready to eat, hahahahaha’

'It's broken! My electric rice cooker started cooking on its own!'

‘This competition is not a watery one, the two chefs are cooking wonderfully!’

‘The first month of the year is the New Year, the first day of the new year (dancing)’

'What kind of duo?'

‘Help, I’m going to laugh because I’m starving of oxygen’

'Hahahahahaha...'

The outrageous scene caused a sensation in the barrage!

So cool!

The two of them negotiated for half a minute!

The fight was so intense that the players passing by downstairs looked at each other with fear, thinking that there were at least seven or eight people fighting in this building!

finally!

As the last bullet in Teacher Ma's last magazine was fired!

Boo!

The twin ponytails finally fell to the ground and turned into a small square box.

"call--"

Teacher Ma looked at the S12K with smoke coming out of the barrel and breathed a sigh of relief:

"Fortunately, I'm more skilled!"

Just about to step forward and lick the bag!

Just listen to the public microphone, a female voice with a child's voice came out, with admiration: "Wow - your physical skills are so strong, can you teach me? I am the anchor! I can take you on TV!"

The girl's voice has a slight Shonan accent, which sounds a little cute and a little funny.

Hearing the girl's words, Teacher Ma was stunned. He looked at the tens of millions of hits in his live broadcast room and couldn't help but laugh:

"Really? What's your name? Let me go and see your live broadcast room?"

"Go to Shark and search for 'a small dumpling'!"

The girl said openly:

"Although I'm just a new anchor now, I will definitely be very popular in the future!"

"If you become my master now, I'm afraid you will have a bright future -"

Tuanzi's words made Teacher Ma couldn't help but laugh, and he opened his mouth to announce his family status.

Teacher Ma is an honest person.

But the barrage audience was in full cry!

'Bring! Bring! Bring!'

'Teacher Ma, don't tell me who you are! Damn it! Isn't this too effective for the show?'

‘Wu Cao! This is my favorite part of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!’

'A set of rockets, don't say who you are, please'

‘A generous gift of crab! The boss is generous!’

'Hush money! Damn it!'

'Brother Yanzi is awesome hahahaha...'

The instant explosion of the barrage also reminded Lao Ma, so he nodded: "Thank you - Mr. Ma's Pi Yanzi sent a set of rockets, thank you boss."

Then, he opened the public microphone again:

"I just watched your live broadcast room and I think it's very promising. Well, let's go out and form a wave team. I, the Prairie Viper, won't let you down."

"yeah!"

At the same time, Tuanzi cheered in his live broadcast room:

"I also have a master!"

She has actually been a anchor for nearly a year. She has always been in the league area. The live broadcast room is tepid, and the live audience usually does not exceed a hundred people.

This time, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds was launched, and Tuanzi also saw the popularity of this game, so he resolutely applied to the official and moved to the PUBG area, participating in this new anchor recruitment event with a new look.

However, her gaming talent was not very good. She just entered the game and realized the malicious nature of this second-generation FPS battle royale.

Skydiving again and again, jumping into boxes again and again, everyone here seems to be better than her.

However, Tuanzi did not lose heart, but after being killed in battle again and again, he regained his strength and embarked on the flight.

At the same time, he is also looking for a master in the game who can teach him his skills.

However, everyone seemed to be very busy and had no time to pay attention to her, a lonely little anchor in the live broadcast room. Some people even said bad words to her.

And this time!

She finally met a kind-hearted player.

Although this man's marksmanship seems to be unsatisfactory, in Tuanzi's opinion, being able to kill him proves that this man is already stronger than him!

"Hehe, add my master! Someone will take care of you~"

The group was very happy.

So much so that I didn’t notice that the popularity of my live broadcast room had jumped from less than 500 to over 100,000 in the blink of an eye, and it was still rising at an alarming rate.

…

soon!

The two of them formed a team!

The audience is going crazy with anticipation!

In a duel on the rooftop, two top gold medal chefs, armed with spray guns, used nearly fifty shots from a distance of ten meters to determine the winner!

The effect of live broadcast together is simply unimaginable!

'The combination of the century!'

‘Wait for the next wave of effects to explode!’

‘With this combination, I would like to call it the strongest on the entire live broadcast platform!’

‘Holy shit! The popularity of Teacher Ma’s live broadcast room has already reached 50 million! It’s awesome!’

‘You idiots, don’t go there all the time. The popularity of Tuanzi’s live broadcast room is already almost 500,000, it’s time to show your ass soon’

'Start quickly! My rice has arrived! I only want rice today, and it's all about you two!'

‘The most powerful live electronic mustard!’

‘I have already started recording the screen, focusing on an unforgettable scene…’

'You are outrageous hahahahaha...'

Much anticipated!

The two formed a team and boarded the flight.

Buzz——

The familiar roar of the aircraft engine sounded again. Tuanzi looked at the Prairie Viper Master beside him and felt reassured:

"Master! Where shall we dance?"

This time, the plane's route was slightly deviated, closer to the southwest, and it was no longer the familiar route to P City.

I saw Lao Ma thinking for a moment and marked a group of small houses on the south side of P City:

"In this case, let's jump here first, wait for the equipment to be collected, and then enter P City to plot a great cause!"

"good--!!!"

Tuanzi nodded:

"I listen to Master!"

Say it!

The two looked at each other and jumped out of the plane without any hesitation.

The elegance of their postures and the proficiency of their movements are breathtaking. I have to admit that the two of them are almost invincible in terms of skydiving.

Susu——

The two of them rushed towards the small room area.

However, what they didn't expect was that there was a pair of players not far away from them, flying towards the small room area.

Then, the voice of another group of players came from the public microphone: "We have occupied this room area. We advise you to leave quickly, or we will send you to the next flight."

Occupying the small house area and blocking the main city area is a relatively conventional Lao Yin Bi strategy.

Obviously, this is what the pair of players next to Master and Disciple Lao Ma think.

However, they seemed to be too confident and did not realize the existence of the two people on the same skydiving route as them!

"cut!"

Hearing Xiaotuanzi's disdainful laugh, a child's voice rang out in the air:

"I'd better return this to you. I advise you to run away quickly. My master and I are very powerful!"

"Hahaha childish——"

Hearing this, the narrator's team couldn't help laughing loudly:

"Kid, let me tell you! Our two brothers, known as the Wild Kings of Erangel, are invincible in the jungle. As long as we have a gun, we can penetrate all the small houses! May I ask what your unique skills are?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lao Ma made a fist-holding gesture in the air:

"Oh? It turns out to be the Wild King of Erangel? I'm sorry! I've heard the name of the little boss for a long time, and I know that you can kill all the wild areas with one gun, but the premise is——"

"Can you get the gun?"

Say it!

The old horse laughed, accelerated again in the air, and plunged into the ground!

And the dumpling next to him is also following the master, like a fish flying across the bottom!

What the fuck?!

The Erangel Wild King brothers were stunned.

Are these two crazy people?

They were about to reach the ground. Instead of opening their umbrellas, why did they accelerate towards the ground?

Grab a gun?

Then you have to be alive?!

For a moment, the Erangel Wild King was a little panicked and couldn't help shouting: "What a joke! Do you think you can grab the gun like this? You can't even open the umbrella at this speed!"

Saying this, the two wild kings felt timid and did not dare to risk their lives with Master and Disciple Lao Ma. They opened their umbrellas one after another, slowed down and fell to the ground.

It seemed to them that these two people were already on the verge of death.

But the next second!

Seeing that Master and apprentice Lao Ma was about to fall to the ground and die.

But in that flash of lightning!

Phew——! Phew——!

The two parachutes suddenly opened!

The umbrella only stays in the air for a second, making it easy to stow away on the top floor of a small room!

The precise timing of opening the umbrella gave Lao Ma and Tuanzi the absolute initiative!

Susu——

Automatically folds up the umbrella!

I saw a man and a woman standing on the platform, one holding a submachine gun, and the other holding a shotgun!

muzzle!

Directly at the wild king duo who are still wandering in the air!

"Hey? Hey, hey hey hey hey—!!!"

at this time!

The Wild King duo, who were still fooling around in the air, finally realized what kind of top extreme athletes they were competing for room space with!

They do have outstanding marksmanship, but as Lao Ma said -

To be good at shooting, you must first have a gun.

Next second!

Then I saw Lao Ma making a mean laugh: "Yo ho ho - little boss, it's hard - it's hard -"

Immediately afterwards, there was loud gunfire in the small room area!

Da da da da da——

Bang bang! Bang bang!

Accompanied by intensive gunfire, the desperate and incompetent rage of the Wild King duo resounded throughout the sky:

"Shameless! Despicable! If you dare, let me get the gun!"

"You paratroopers will be court-martialed!"

"You don't follow martial ethics, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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