Wearing Books To Raise Buns with the Enemy

Chapter 7: Network Variety Show (7) (Hurt each other...)

The camera was recording on the side. Qi Ranran originally had a vengeful mind and said that He Zhao played the role of Lady White, but when she said it, she immediately thought it was a very good idea. It was able to get He Zhao. There are unexpected program effects, which is simply killing two birds with one stone.

But He Zhao obviously disagrees, "I think I am more suitable to play Fahai."

Qi Ranran asked curiously: "Why Fahai? Why don't you speak of Xu Xian?"

He Zhao touched his chin and said with a smile: "Because I am handsome and masculine, I must look good when I dress up as a monk!"

After Qi Ranran listened, he immediately lowered his head to look for something on the ground.

"What are you looking for?" He Zhao frowned, thinking that this woman was really babbling.

Qi Ranran said: "I'm looking for your face, your face is gone."

He Zhao:...

Qi Ranran said again: "I want to sing suddenly, do you want to listen?"

He Zhao coldly scoffed: "I don't want to. Others want money to sing, but you sing badly!"

Qi Ranran glared at him, but even if she was disgusted, she would bravely sing, "Fahai, if you don't understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall..."

As she sang, she half-squinted her eyes like a superstar and beat the beat.

Now it was He Zhao's turn to roll his eyes, "Ok, I won't play Fahai, I'll play Xu Xian, alright!"

Listening to his tone, he also disliked Xu Xian who was weak in writing.

But even if he took the second place, Qi Ranran categorically refused. She said: "No, you can only play the white lady today, so that we have a greater chance of winning!"

He Zhao walked to the row of costumes by the wall, raised his hand and looked at him, impatiently: "Why do I have to pretend to be a woman? What is your hobby?"

Qi Ranran was not annoyed, and smiled like a little fox, and said: "I just think that you are such a handsome person, and you must look good as a woman! Don't waste time, other people will soon be chasing after you!"

He Zhao also knew that if he was acting as a woman, he would have more laughs, so that the camera would give them more, but he just likes to quarrel with the woman in front of him and sing the opposite, so he feels very comfortable.

"I pretend to be a white snake, how about you? Are you acting as Xu Xian?" He Zhao asked her.

Is this going to be a controversy between husband and wife?

"Of course not, I pretend to be a green snake, and we will play Maggie Cheung and Wang Zuxian." Qi Ranran blinked at him with a look of calculation.

He Zhao was amazed: "Good fellow, you not only let me pretend to be a woman, but you also want to be a sister with me!"

Not only to be sisters, but also to be the sisters of Sao Li, will this scale be too big?

However, he wanted to see Qi Ranran's "sorrowful air" appearance.

Thinking about it this way, He Zhao said generously: "Okay, come on."

Isn't it thicker than anyone else, he really hasn't been afraid of this.

The director happily watched their discussions and urged: "Hurry up and put on make-up when you choose. You are the first to have the most time to make-up. It will definitely make your'sisters' beautiful!"

Qi Ranran:...

He Zhao:...

He Zhao's facial features are not feminine at all. He is tall and straight, with broad shoulders. Wearing an improved version of ancient women's clothing, he looks more and more tall and magnificent. No matter how hard the makeup artist tries to beautify him, he can still be seen at a glance. Seeing that it was a man.

Qi Ranran put on his makeup first, and stood aside watching the makeup artist toss He Zhao, almost without a smile.

She looks good, with her beautiful headwear and a Tsing Yi, a seductive look in her innocence and elegance, which makes her eye-catching when she sees it. She flicks and flicks a silk scarf in her hand, she is naughty. A lively and enchanting green snake.

He Zhao finally painted his makeup. The 188-high white snake stood up quite shockingly.

Qi Ranran laughed quickly, and said: "A white snake of size XXXL! Xu Xiande is a basketball player, hahaha..."

He Zhao glanced at her, but did not smile, and said, "Sister, are you going to eat mice and flies again? Your mouth is so stinky, stay away from me!"

Qi Ranran jumped his feet: "You are stinky, your whole family is stinky!"

He Zhao sneered, "Forget it if you scold yourself, don't scold the little bun in too."

Qi Ranran:...

Almost forgot, his family now is her and Xiao Baozi!

The two of you come here and I pecks at each other, and the other people in the show group are stunned for a while, wondering if this is the new model of showing affection? ?

Seeing that they both put on makeup, the director found them a clip of Maggie Cheung and Joey Wang's "Green Snake", which is the video of the two learning to walk.

At this look, neither of them could laugh.

He Zhao glanced slantingly, and said: "In order to pit me, you pit yourself, you are awesome!"

Qi Ranran's mouth twitched, "Not really."

The director laughed aside, "It's time to show your real acting skills!"

Everyone:...

The white snake twisted the waist of the water snake: "Being a man, the waist is going to be straight."

Green Snake played with his legs and complained: "My sister has repaired it for a thousand years, but I have only repaired it for 500 years. If I have repaired it for 500 years, the tail will be knotted and forked, and it will be fine to put it horizontally and vertically."

White Snake said with a smile: "You, learn slowly."

Green snake pouted: "Oh, what should I do if my waist is too straight?

The white snake smiled charmingly: "Then twist it first."

So, the two turned around and walked away together, twisting their buttocks in unison, and laughing: "Twist and twist, twist and twist, twist and twist~~~"

This twist, in front of a dozen or so half-hearted judges, twisted the first place.

Then this action seems to be brainwashed, whether it is other contestants or staff, subconsciously will always say: "twist and twist, twist and twist and twist~"

During the performance, Li Xia took the little bun to watch, and when Qi Ranran stepped down and returned to the dressing room, she also led the little guy in.

Little Bun looked at the silk scarf in her hand and asked her: "Mom, can I smell it?"

Qi Ranran handed the silk scarf to Xiao Baozi, and asked him puzzledly: "Why do you want to smell the silk scarf?"

The little bun said: "Dad always puts the silk scarf under his nose on the stage, isn't he smelling it?"

Qi Ranran snorted and said, "He is ashamed. He is using a tissue to cover his face. Unfortunately, his face is so big that he can't stop it!"

He Zhao caught up from behind and sneered: "It sounds like you can stop it, even if you unfold the silk scarf, it can't cover it."

Qi Ranran:...

The little bun looked at the two adults quarreling, pulled the silk scarf in his hand, looked up and said, "Mom and Dad, I will too."

Qi Ranran He Zhao looked down at him at the same time and asked, "What will happen?"

The little bun’s chubby squeezed the silk scarf in his hands, and flicked back and forth: "Twist and twist, twist and twist..."

Qi Ranran, He Zhao:...

This villain is actually a little tease!

He Zhao bent over and hugged the little boy, and said, "Twisted well, but this action was done by a girl. You guys can't do it."

The little bun hugged his father's neck with one hand, and shook the silk scarf with the other, and asked strangely: "Then father, are you a girl?"

He Zhao:...

Qi Ranran: "Hahahahahaha..."

It's great, little bun can make his father speechless without her. It's cool!

In the evening, the program team arranged a barbecue. The four couples changed their clothes back to their clothes and went to barbecue on the open space next to the hotel swimming pool.

Qi Ranran was worried that the little bun would be hungry, so he asked Li Xia to take the child to dinner before going back to the room first.

The little bun was very well-behaved. After waving with his parents, he followed Li Xia bouncely.

After all, this is a variety show for lovers. The main card is affection. Most of the guests will show affection in front of the camera. Holding hands and hugging are the most basic operations. In the moment of excitement, some even touch each other.

He Zhao and Qi Ranran are serious couples who have given birth to a child. It is even more stress-free to show off their affection, but this is what other people take for granted. In fact, the two people want to choke each other's necks all the time.

"You two are really good. The husband and wife play tricks together and win prizes together on the show. You have won the first place for two consecutive days. Can you be more friendly next time? Let us!" Xia Tian Qi Ranran complained while eating.

After eating the skewers and drinking the beer, everyone talked a lot. Everyone caught Qi Ranran and He Zhao and the two of them were stunned, and everyone was angry.

He Zhao sat next to Qi Ranran, listened to Xia Tian's words, curled his mouth and said, "I will work harder in the next issue and give up the first place."

Everyone:...

On the other side of the long table, Zhang Ming snorted coldly, and mumbled disgustingly: "Shameless!"

Just eating and drinking didn’t look good, the director came to ask them questions again, "Eating alone is not fun, let’s play games, how about turning beer bottles? Which group to transfer to, let’s perform a short show, talent Anything will do."

When everyone heard it, they knew that it was time to show themselves, and if they performed well, it would be an opportunity to increase fans and popularity, so they were all a little eager to try.

Qi Ranran had a plate of peanuts in her hand. She was peeling and eating. She felt a headache when she heard the director talk about it. She sang poorly and didn't know what she could perform.

A place was cleared from the middle of the long table. Yuan Yi took an empty wine bottle and turned it around. The first one to be transferred was Hu Kai and Liu Weiwei. Liu Weiwei used to learn to dance and stood up and gave it generously. Everyone danced a Mongolian dance, and they immediately received warm applause.

In the second round, the bottle was transferred to Qi Ranran and He Zhao. Before Qi Ranran thought about what to perform, he heard He Zhao wave his hand and said, "If you don't perform, is there a penalty?"

Xia Tian smiled and said, "You don't need to perform, just kiss everyone in front of everyone!"

The director smiled and did not object, indicating that he agreed with Xia Tian's statement.

Qi Ranran lowered his head, threw another peanut into his mouth, and said, "This is not so good."

He Zhao liked to see her look embarrassed, could not help but chuckle, and said to the director: "We choose to punish!"

When everyone heard it, they immediately booed: "Yo yo yo... kiss your lips~~~~"

Qi Ranran turned his head and looked at He Zhao angrily, "You have to punish yourself to punish enough, don't pull me into the water!"

He Zhao raised his eyebrows, like an old hooligan, and said, "I can't beat it by myself."

Qi Ranran:...

He Zhao approached her and reminded triumphantly: "Wife, it's still recorded, kiss me obediently."

Qi Ranran's eyes widened and he looked like he was going to be free. Before He Zhao could react, he stretched out his hand and pulled at the skirt of his clothes, and then pressed his own mouth. When he kissed his lips, his tongue was still very awkward. Sweep it politely.

He Zhao's body stiffened, his eyes stared, and soon he pushed Qi Ranran away with a blue face, and asked her, "What did you just eat??"

Qi Ranran was determined, and said: "It's nothing. When I just peeled the peanuts, I accidentally peeled a piece of garlic and ate it."

Everyone:...

He Zhao: "Oh..."

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