Weird asylum, you take me in as a human?
Chapter 35
Dante seems to be very clear about Lu Xiao's information. He even knows that Lu Xiao has a good relationship with the prison doctor.
"S292, what kind of monsters have you encountered in the dark prison?"
Dante flicked the ashes of his cigarette.
Lu Xiao pondered for a moment, and then said
"Too much!"
"Pick one that you find exciting!"
Dante said with a cigarette in his mouth.
Lu Xiao nodded.
"I once met a beautiful lady!"
"She and I just looked at each other, and then she crawled out of my belly!"
Dante was stunned. The cigarette ashes fell on his collar without even realizing it.
"Is it so exciting?"
Lu Xiao nodded, his expression seemed to be reminiscing.
"It’s really exciting!"
Dante smacked his lips.
"What about behind, are you dead?"
Hearing this, Lu Xiao's brain shut down for an instant, and he turned his head to look at Dante with a strange expression.
Dante was also stunned, and then laughed and said
"Ha ha! I seem to have asked a nonsense question!"
"So what ended up happening to that pretty lady?"
Lu Xiao waved his hand.
"I didn’t know that she disappeared after crawling out of my belly!"
Dante chuckled.
"It's a pity that the story has no follow-up!"
Lu Xiao nodded.
"It's a pity indeed, do you want to hear anything else?"
Dante took a long puff of cigarette, then shook his head and said
"No need, if I keep listening to this I'm afraid I'll pee my pants when I go to bed at night!"
Lu Xiao nodded, and then returned to the original topic.
"So Mr. Dante, what is our mission this time?"
Dante said calmly.
"This time the mission is a taxi!"
"taxi?"
Dante nodded.
"Yes, a taxi!"
"Recently, many people got on that taxi and disappeared!"
Lu Xiao pondered for a moment.
"So our goal is to contain this taxi?"
Dante nodded noncommittally.
"The mission goal is to investigate where the people who got into this taxi ended up! Then contain this taxi!"
While he was talking, the ambulance had already arrived on a remote road.
Dante stopped the car and then said to Lu Xiaoxiao
"S292.. Forget it’s too troublesome to call out your number, let’s just call you buddy!"
Lu Xiao shrugged indifferently.
"Dude, let's park the car here and wait for the taxi on the side of the road!"
After the two got out of the car, Dante opened the hood and pretended that the car had broken down.
Dante threw away the cigarette butt, and then took out another cigarette and lit it.
"Regarding this target, the jailer's system does not record any information. We will just adapt to the situation after we get in the car!"
Not long after, an orange taxi slowly drove towards the two of them.
Dante stretched out his hand to stop the car.
Lu Xiao looked at it carefully.
He smelled a strange smell in this taxi.
Dante At this time, the rear door was opened
"Dude, do you sit in the back seat or the passenger seat?"
Lu Xiao walked straight towards the co-pilot.
Dante shrugged and sat in the back seat. As soon as the two got in the car, the door automatically closed and then locked.
Without waiting for the two to say their destination, The vehicle started to move slowly.
Dante blew out a smoke ring.
"master! We haven't said where we're going yet?"
The driver was an ordinary-looking middle-aged man.
He slowly turned his head and said with a strange expression.
"Where are you going?"
Dante reported the address casually, and then continued to smoke.
Lu Xiao looked sideways out of the car window, as if he was distracted.
After the car drove for about ten minutes, a burst of music suddenly sounded in the car.
That music It was a very rustic love song.
Lu Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Master, how about changing the song?"
The driver's strange voice came.
"My wife loved this song when I sang it to her!"
Lu Xiao reached out and clicked the song cut button.
"Sorry, I'm not interested in your dead wife!" driver:"???"
The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
Dante coughed for a while in the back row, and the smoke choked him to tears.
"Hey Hey hey! Don't ruin this weird atmosphere!"
He roared crazily in his heart.
The driver cut the song back, and along with the rustic melody of the love song, he slowly said
"My wife is beautiful!"
Bah!
Lu Xiao clicked Qiege again.
He stared at the driver with his dead fish eyes and said
"No matter how beautiful she is, she is dead. I am not interested in dead people!"
Click!
The driver switched back to song and was about to speak.
Lu Xiao clicked on song again.
The driver turned to look at Lu Xiao, his expression was indescribably weird.
Lu Xiao gave him a kind smile.
"How about talking about your beautiful wife? I'm suddenly interested in her again!"
The driver did not switch songs this time, but directly closed the music player.
"My wife is beautiful!"
While speaking, that very rustic love song sounded out of thin air again.
Seeing this, Lu Xiao said curiously
"master! How did you do this?"
"Why does this damn song sound like it’s ringing in my ears?"
The music stopped suddenly, and the driver finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Can you please stop interrupting me? That's rude, you know?"
Dante's hand holding the cigarette was shaking slightly.
At this time, his face was already full of tears.
Lu Xiao nodded hurriedly, showing a slightly apologetic smile.
"you say! you say! I promise not to interrupt!"
The driver showed a strange smile.
"My wife is beautiful!"
At the same time, the music started playing again.
After saying this, the driver turned his head and glanced at Lu Xiao.
Seeing that Lu Xiao had no intention of interrupting, he continued.
"She is as noble as a swan!"
"So you're a toad?"
Lu Xiao couldn't help but interjected.
The veins on Dante's forehead popped out instantly, and his eyes were bloodshot.
The tires rubbed against the ground, making a harsh sound.
The driver braked and stopped the car.
He looked at Lu Xiao, and his temples jumped..
Lu Xiao apologized hurriedly.
"sorry! sorry! I really will never interrupt you again! I promise!"
Hearing this, the driver started driving the taxi again.
At the same time, the driver's voice and the music sounded at the same time.
"She is as noble as a swan!"
"I'm just a humble taxi driver!"
"Friends say we two are not a good match!"
"But I feel that as long as I devote myself wholeheartedly to her, she will definitely be moved by me!"
"After my desperate pursuit, she finally agreed to marry me!"
"However, after the marriage, I discovered that she was still in contact with her ex!"
"But I love her so much that I'm afraid she will leave me!"
"So I could only pretend not to see it!"
He spoke very quickly and said a lot of things in succession.
"Bro, you look like a licking dog!"
Lu Xiao sighed and said seriously.
Stab!
The taxi stopped again.
The driver held a sharp knife in his hand and let out a piercing scream.
"damn it! I have tolerated you for a long time!"
As he said that, the sharp knife pierced Lu Xiao's heart.
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