Weird asylum, you take me in as a human?
Chapter 76
The director waved his hand and said indifferently.
"Thank you for not wanting to shove my head up my ass!"
"But if S292 can come with me by cutting off my hemorrhoids and sewing them on my face, then this is a good deal!"
After saying that, he rubbed his hands and smiled at Lu Lu and continued.
"Forgot to tell you, the chef I'm talking about is not an ordinary chef"
"He is also a living containment object"
"Well, just like the S303 driver, he is also a strange being"
"His cooking skills are definitely worthy of your trust, especially when it comes to cooking strange creatures!"
Hearing this, Lu Xiao's eyes were shining.
He turned to look at Dr.
"Mr. Doctor, I think"
Before Lu Xiao could express his thoughts, the doctor hurriedly stopped him.
"Director, if you choose any of the objects I contain here, I will trade chefs with you!"
The director shook his finger.
"Doctor, the chef is my best friend."
The doctor's temples jumped.
"Two pieces!"
The director shook his finger again
"He is still my brother and sister!"
At this moment, the doctor finally couldn't help but cursed.
"Shit, I'll stick your head in your ass right now!"
As he said that, the doctor rolled up his sleeves.
At this moment, the warden frowned.
Because he saw the eyes in the doctor's palm.
"Doctor, what's wrong with your hand?"
After hearing this, everyone's eyes fell on the doctor's hand.
The doctor had no intention of hiding it. After all, there was no way to hide it like this. So he simply opened his palm.
In his palm, there was a bloodshot
Lu Xiao was the first to speak with his eyes rolling.
"Doctor, this is so cool!"
"Can you tell me how you did it? I also want to have such cool eyes!"
The warden and the director looked at each other, and then their expressions became wary.
"Doctor, are you contaminated?"
The doctor shrugged and told the two of them about the injection of Lu Xiao's blood.
Lu Xiao looked confused.
"Can an eye like this be grown by injecting my blood?"
As he said this, he groped around for a while
"Then why don’t I grow?"
The doctor pushed up his monocle and said calmly.
"This is outside the scope of scientific explanation, so I can't offer any explanation."
Lu Xiao rubbed his hands with regret.
"I really want an eye like this, and oh yes, there are also tentacles like darts!"
"If I have these, I can probably walk sideways in the dark prison!"
He thought so in his heart.
The warden scolded in a very serious tone.
"Nonsense! Can't you just experiment with this kind of thing directly on the consumables?���Yet?"
"Why would you try it on yourself?"
The doctor shrugged, his tone calm.
"I forgot."
The director's eyes lit up.
"Doctor, I have decided, you give me a sample of his blood, and I will send the chef to you!"
The doctor nodded in agreement without hesitation.
The warden looked at the director, his eyes full of worry.
"Do you want to experiment on yourself too?"
The director shook his head crazily.
"I'm not as crazy as him. I plan to experiment on my dad."
Warden:""
The doctor pushed up his monocle
"You are such a filial child."
Lu Xiao nodded in agreement.
While a few people were chatting, two special operations soldiers escorted a consumable in a yellow vest.
The consumable looked around and found that there was nothing scary. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and pushed up his monocle.
"Next, you write whatever I say."
The consumable was stunned for a moment, and then said with some embarrassment.
"But I don't know the words"
…………
Soon, another consumable was delivered.
This consumable guy has a gentle appearance and wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses.
At first glance, he is a cultural person.
The doctor ordered softly
"I asked you to write, is there any problem?"
The consumables nodded.
The doctor handed the rusty pen to his hand.
Then he spread out the parchment.
"In a month, the stars will be in the right place"
"The leader of the Saints, Nick Ryder, realizes that this is the best time to awaken the Lord of R'lyeh, the Great Cthulhu."
"He will take believers to R'lyeh to perform an awakening ceremony in an attempt to awaken the great Cthulhu."
After the doctor finished speaking in one breath, the consumable took a pen and started writing.
After just writing the first sentence, the consumable stopped writing.
His eyes were bloodshot and his expression was crazy.
Then, his skin began to ulcerate and thicken Thick, greasy liquid flowed out of his body, and a violent stench filled the entire room.
After a while, the consumable turned into a pool of crazily squirming flesh, and everyone present was stunned when they saw this scene. Even Lu Xiao, who had always been delicious, felt a little off - putting when he saw the indescribable thing.
Soon, the guards and soldiers rushed in, and they moved towards the mass of flesh and blood that was crawling wildly on the ground. Shoot.
Until it's reduced to a puddle.
The doctor pushes up the monocle.
"Is it so polluted just by writing the first sentence?"
The warden also had a serious look on his face.
"The side effects of these two containment objects are too serious. It seems that we were too simple in our thinking before!"
At this time, the warden was extremely lucky that the madman, the doctor, did not go up and write on his own.
After all, they had never brought two things together before.
Those characteristics were all their guesses based on the characteristics of the two..
The doctor looked at Lu Xiao.
"Ask the Mirror of Omniscience how to solve this problem."
Hearing this, Lu Xiao nodded.
"Mirror, how can I use that pen to write the Doctor's words on the parchment?"
The voice of the Mirror of Omniscience rang in his ears.
"This question requires you to pay ten fingernails."
Hearing this price, the corner of Lu Xiao's mouth twitched violently.
"Can you get a better discount? I'm a little afraid of pain!"
The voice of the Mirror of Omniscience was a little awkward.
"Already discounted."
Lu Xiao sighed, and then pulled out all the fingernails on both hands.
Looking at his bloody fingers, he fell into deep thought. Ever since the Mirror of Omniscience followed him, it seemed that his fingernails had not been there for more than a day. Often
, they had not been there for more than a day.
He plucked it out just after it had grown, which meant that his fingernails were growing very fast, otherwise the mirror of omniscience swallowed ten of them, and then he answered.
"Depending on the person of the target involved in the writing, the intensity of the contamination will increase."
"Because what that smart human wanted to write involved gods"
"Although he is just a humble servant god, he is still a god. Human beings cannot bear the pollution caused by the side effects."
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