Weird Calendar

May 10th, early morning.

After Qin Ze woke up, he made breakfast according to Yu Ji's new recipe.

It's spring rolls. Although the coating of this thing is fried, many people like to eat it because of its special crispy texture.

After Qin Ze has basic cooking ability, the food will already have certain positive buffs based on the degree of completion.

Of course, the buff effect is very average, and although some buffs are positive and generally good for you, the actual experience is very bad.

For example, after eating spring rolls, the intestines will be smoother and the gastrointestinal function will be improved.

But the actual experience is that Qin Ze will go to the toilet several times.

Sitting on the toilet, Qin Ze found that Xiao Qiao did not appear on his shoulder, but sat opposite him, looking at him with an observing look.

"When did you develop a bad taste?"

"Isn't it normal for me to observe you?"

"never mind."

Qin Ze doesn't care about his family members. Xiao Qiao and the copper money grass are all family members. If they can't keep everything together, they will add a few more things in the future.

After his intestines and stomach were completely unblocked, Qin Ze lamented that he was still a mortal body after all, and many things still couldn't be avoided.

I wonder if there is an old profession like "toilet cleaner" that uses poop as a means of attack.

Qin Ze had a sudden idea.

Then I came to the balcony and found that the copper money grass actually bore fruit.

"Hmph, little Secao, it turns out you like this kind of colorful story."

The fruit is not yet ripe and cannot be picked now.

But Qin Ze saw it and the fruit was green. Judging from his experience, red is speed, yellow is illusion, and green is recovery.

That's not bad. If the fruit is good, it means you will have one more life.

He watered the copper money grass, and then began to tell the second half of the story between Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian:

"I saw Pan Jinlian shouting: Old thief Ximen, how dare you insult me!"

"Pan Jinlian was holding two mountain-breaking axes, and with a bang, he beheaded Ximen Qing."

"Wang Po heard a scream and was horrified. She hurried up the stairs and pushed the door open. She saw Pan Jinlian furious and said: You are so sorry for this damn thief woman. I treated you as a relative in vain, but you pushed me into the pit of fire. , take your life!"

"Wang Po was cut in half and it seems she will not survive."

"Pan Jinlian seemed to be killing like crazy. He killed all the way to Jingyanggang, even killing tigers. It was like a devil descending from the sky. He is really the God of Tai Sui on earth. Do you think it is exciting or not?"

Copper Money Grass:......

After listening to it, the leaves were already wilting. It turns out that there are more terrible things in this world than broken chapters.

Qin Ze really taught Copper Money Grass a good lesson.

After doing all this, Lan Yu quickly contacted Qin Ze.

…

…

Outside Youke New Town Community.

Lan Yu has parked his car downstairs at Qin Ze's house.

Instead of driving his sports car, he bought a very common electric car.

When Qin Ze saw Lan Yu, he was a little confused for a moment.

Lan Yu wore very large sunglasses, covering less than half of his face, and his clothes were also very casual.

If you don't look carefully, you can hardly tell that he is the big star Lan Yu.

"Aren't you participating in a show? Why are you dressed like this?" Qin Ze asked.

Lan Yu said lightly:

"The show is in the afternoon. I want to take you to have something to eat first. Get in the car."

This car was really not a temporary purchase by Lan Yu. Qin Ze found that Lan Yu seemed to like this car more than the previous car.

There were a lot of books to pass the time in the back seat.

Lan Yu quickly set off and took Qin Ze towards the food street.

There is actually no high-end food in the food court.

The food streets in every place are actually full of local specialties, which are often delicious and cheap.

The surrounding scenery slowly receded, Qin Ze looked at the destination and said:

"How come a big star like you invites me to eat, instead of treating me to something good, but treats me to something so cheap?"

Lan Yu rolled his eyes at Qin Ze, but Qin Ze couldn't see it due to his sunglasses.

"Don't you think the most delicious food in the world is what was in those little carts in front of the school when you were a kid?"

Qin Ze did not deny it:

"But that's the taste of memories. If you see Bai Yueguang back then, you might think it's nothing more than that, right?"

Lan Yu didn't say anything, but it was obvious that the speed of the car suddenly increased.

Qin Ze realized that he had said the wrong thing.

Lan Yu’s first love…

It was the girl who died tragically.

But Lan Yu wasn't angry, he just thought of the girl for a moment.

"Memories are a great spice and the most perfect filter."

"Actually, if my girlfriend can still appear in front of me, I still think she is the most beautiful."

"I've eaten a lot of expensive food since I was a star."

"Seafood from certain sea areas, certain seasons, certain foods fed with expensive ingredients."

"Some dishes are exquisitely made, or the cooking process is extremely complicated."

"But I still like the food I used to eat when I was a kid."

“Do you like pot stickers and potatoes?”

Lan Yu asked Qin Ze, who nodded:

"like."

"I like it too. In fact, after you eat too much of many expensive things, you will find that they are just like that. The nutrients they bring are not richer than potatoes and pork, and they even don't even taste good."

Lan Yu stopped before the traffic light intersection. You have to wait for about thirty seconds at this traffic light.

Qin Ze noticed that Lan Yu looked at an old man picking up garbage beside the trash can.

He took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the old man.

Then he handed the phone to Qin Ze.

Qin Ze saw the picture, which showed an old man in ragged clothes picking up rubbish among the crowd of well-dressed people.

This is a picture of strong contrast.

In fact, it doesn't make much sense, this is how society works, but Qin Ze can feel it...

Lan Yu never considered himself superior to others.

This is truly a rare quality of mind. He was already in the sky, but his eyes could still penetrate the dust and see those living beings who were thousands of miles away from him.

Lan Yu continued:

"The same goes for women. Do you think that since I have met so many celebrities, my first girlfriend might seem mediocre?"

Qin Ze did not respond, and Lan Yu did not need to respond:

"But not really. In fact, many women in our entertainment industry are packaged."

"Use expensive clothes, use expensive cosmetics, luxury items, or use a story."

"But essentially, they are all women. The more they try their best to make themselves noble, the more pitiful I feel about them."

"Down to the bottom, their performance in bed is not as good as my first love. In other directions, apart from being better at appearing in front of the camera and satisfying the public's fantasies, they are not even as good as ordinary people in other aspects."

Qin Ze seemed to understand somewhat what Lan Yu wanted to say.

"Jian Yiyi is a very annoying guy. He taught me a lot of things during the time when I was about to be ravaged by nonsense."

"No one in this world is nobler than anyone else. I know that after we have experienced the stratification of society, this sentence already sounds like chicken soup, but if Jane says this sentence one by one, I will believe it. "

"Qin Ze."

Qin Ze was stunned:

"Here I am."

Lan Yu said:

"If your wife was not an Old Calendar person, but an ordinary person, would you change your view of her?"

Qin Ze became alert in his heart and immediately said:

"What does it mean that my wife is not an Old Calendar person but an ordinary person? She is an ordinary person to begin with."

Lan Yu nodded and said without arguing:

"I'm just giving an example."

"Oh, I probably won't change my opinion of her." Qin Ze felt relieved.

He thought Lan Yu noticed something.

"Then you should think the same about the rest of the world."

"Don't think you are special. I don't know what you went through in the past few days, but everyone in this world is alive."

The food court has arrived.

Qin Ze suddenly realized that the big star might have noticed something?

Lan Yu did notice it.

As an actor, he had another breakthrough not long ago. He added another skill to his arsenal of abilities - deep acting.

So far, the only people who can let him perform deep acting are Jian Yiyi and Qin Ze.

Lan Yu was not surprised that Jian Yiyi was able to enable himself to perform in depth.

But Qin Ze was also among them, which surprised Lan Yu.

Maybe, this new kid is actually very close to me?

Ordinary acting is imitation. The other party needs to be present.

But deep acting is limited to people who have a deep relationship with you.

In depth acting, there is no need for the other party to be present.

In other words, during the battle, even if there is no Qin Ze around, Lan Yu can instantly play Qin Ze.

There are also disadvantages to deep acting, which is that you will feel some troubles from the other party.

Lan Yu called Qin Ze because he played Qin Ze after gaining the ability to perform in depth.

Suddenly, I felt confused—questioning the authenticity of this world.

At this moment, Lan Yu speculated that Qin Ze had probably experienced some kind of cruel test.

And some of the clues point him to thinking about the reality of the world.

Because under in-depth acting, you can truly "empathize", so although this truth is shocking...

But Lan Yu unexpectedly accepted it.

He now also began to doubt the authenticity of this world.

This problem actually bothered Lan Yu all night.

So, he started in-depth acting and played the role of Jian Yiyi.

Jian Yiyi's only trouble is that she is afraid that her life span will be short, that she will not be able to experience all the beauty in the world, and that these beauties will not last long.

When Lan Yu experienced this period, he felt very complicated. But he finally found the answer.

So today, he took Qin Ze around.

On the one hand, it is to clear up Qin Ze's doubts, and on the other hand, it is to clear up his own doubts.

He needs to make Qin Ze and himself agree on one thing -

Whether the world is real or not is not important, but every living person is important.

Qin Ze also felt the kindness from the big star.

This man, who most of the time maintains a cold and handsome look with a paralyzed face, is actually... as kind as the team leader.

The two of them were very happy after eating a lot of delicious but unhealthy things.

Lan Yu ate two skewers of grilled gluten:

"My agent asked me to stay in shape, but after becoming a Paleopath, I didn't really need to stay in shape at all."

"But I still have to pretend. In the entertainment industry, you have to stand out, but you can't stand out too much. Of course. I occasionally go out of my way."

"I have to eat this in private."

Qin Ze has never seen such a big star:

"Luo Shu, do Lin An and the others know that their idol is so down-to-earth?"

"I don't know. Only you and Jian know one by one. Even Duke Cheng Wan and the others don't know."

Qin Ze was startled. Was he so lovable?

"Jian Yiyi values ​​you very much, Qin Ze. He will definitely disappear for a long time. Alice will help us for a while, but she will not help us forever."

"After all, she is on the board of directors. From now on, Linxiang City will have to rely on us."

The way Lan Yu played with strings of skewers really pleased Qin Ze.

Qin Ze nodded:

"Don't worry, Linxiang City will be fine when the team leader comes back."

Qin Ze smiled, and Lan Yu also smiled rarely.

…

…

May 10th, afternoon.

Qin Ze came to the recording site of the variety show Challenge.

This is a "competition of force" between stars.

In fact, there is also a brain competition, and the rules are very simple. The female guests are responsible for the intellectual quizzes, and the male guests are responsible for breaking through after failing the quizzes.

The contents of the level are all kinds of physical tests.

To put it simply, if you have a very smart female guest, then you may win all the way.

But if the female guest fails to answer the question and your physical fitness is not enough to cope with certain levels, you will be eliminated.

The female guest chosen by Lan Yu is a new actress, and her personality is that of a silly, sweet, stupid, and soft-spoken actress.

When this female guest was selected, many viewers felt reluctant for their brother.

"Why is it this woman?"

"I'm most annoyed by this kind of silly and sweet character. It's 202x, do you understand that we like sapiosexuals?"

Those who criticize female guests are basically female viewers.

The male audience complained about Lan Yu:

"Nowadays, the little fresh meats don't have any muscles. They are all sissies."

"Oh, our cute little Dong is so cute and adorable. He will definitely answer the questions wrong. Lan Yu, who is so small, will definitely not be able to pass the test."

The show crew also knows how to create gimmicks, using female characters that women hate and bad acting characters that men hate to create opposing topics.

However, after the show started... two surprises occurred.

The female guest named Dong Qing is indeed as expected...

Very stupid.

There were many answering errors in the first round.

The female audience members angrily scolded the female guests and forced their Blue Jade Oppa to be punished.

The male audience members waited while Lan Yu made a fool of herself.

Even the media began to wait and write an article attacking Lan Yu.

But the first surprise came from Sapphire.

The first round of challenge is a pull-up with a change of direction. Requires constant jumping between horizontal bars.

Several male guests held the pole with both hands, and they did so reluctantly, but they still won a round of applause.

Lan Yu didn't move, which attracted people's ridicule.

Qin Ze still remembers Lan Yu’s words, don’t stand out too much...

But big stars suddenly seem to want to pamper their fans. He is really a person who occasionally goes out of his way.

Because Lan Yu suddenly made a provocative gesture.

Then Lan Yu took off his clothes, revealing the lean muscles of his upper body that were comparable to Bruce Lee.

Here comes a scene that makes all the male audience members burst into uproar and the female audience members scream.

Lan Yu actually held the pole with one hand and completed the first round of challenges at a speed that was so exaggerated that it was completely different from the others.

All the viewers who mocked Lan Yu were dumbfounded.

At this time, Qin Ze saw the big star suddenly looking towards his side of the auditorium.

Then he made a naughty face. Others looked at it as provocation, but Qin Ze looked at it... and felt that this was a rare happiness for a big star.

This was the first time he saw Lan Yu like this.

But then, the second accident that happened was also related to Lan Yu.