Weird Decomposition Guide

Greedy for the designer's memory ball, He Shan felt a little depressed after seeing it, so he decided to have fun with the beautiful croupier.

And the way to make fun of the croupier Shoubao is to throw her into the decomposition machine without saying a word.

Listening to the sound of his body being crushed in the disintegrator, He Shan felt inexplicably comfortable. His happiness was based on the strange pain.

"In the future, if there is such a thing, you can't look at it casually. You have to keep it. If you see someone who is particularly happy, you can give it to him."

After the crisp sound, the treasure-keeper dealer also turned into a pile of materials.

He Shan hurried over to check the results of this decomposition.

Item: A set of bunny girl work clothes, Remarks: If you want to try it on secretly, it is recommended to find a place where no one is around, otherwise you will be regarded as a pervert.

"Fart, who wants to wear this kind of thing, I'm not a master of women's clothing."

He Shan threw aside a whole set of things including high heels and stockings. If others see him wearing such things, how can he maintain his high-cold personality in the future?

Then He Shan picked up another package. This package looked red and looked like plastic-wrapped meat.

Items: One spicy rabbit head, one spicy shredded rabbit, two spicy rabbit legs. Remarks: It has absolutely nothing to do with Shoubao dealers. Please feel free to eat it. It does not contain any trick energy and tastes great.

He Shan was stunned for a few seconds holding these things, and then threw them out.

"It has nothing to do with her, why did it come out after she was decomposed, how could it be possible to say something like this, bastard!"

"Wait, this is spicy, um..."

He Shan rolled his eyes, and didn't know how the decomposition machine decomposed this thing.

However, it is not unacceptable to decompose a bag of water chestnuts and produce some spicy rabbit meat after decomposing Shoubao dealer.

The next thing was a thick book. He Shan opened it casually, and after looking through it, he immediately closed it like a thief.

Item: Shoubao Dealer photo album, Remarks: Guarding the treasure chest is very boring, so Shoubao Dealer has developed a hobby of photography, please draw the curtains when watching.

He Shan rolled his eyes and threw the photo album on the ground. This remark is purely for fooling people.

Said that Shoubao dealer was bored to take pictures of Thaksin by himself, but where did those beach swimsuit photos come from? Can she still go to the beach to take pictures?

But two or three seconds after falling to the ground, He Shan picked it up carefully. The quality of this album is not bad, it would be a pity if it broke.

Three consecutive unknown things made He Shan have a bad feeling. The sum of these three things is not worth a single copper coin. Although they may be useful in other ways, this has nothing to do with He Shan. The original intention of kindness runs counter to it.

But when he saw the last thing, He Shan's eyes softened.

I saw a shiny white pronucleus lying in the decomposition tank.

"This time the harvest is good, I made a lot of money."

A total of 15 cunning copper coins were spent on the two disassembly, and there are still 18 cunning copper coins left in He Shan's hand.

He Shan put away the things he might use, and put all the other things on the shelves, and then took out the two blood cubes, ready to throw them into the trash can.

As soon as he opened the door, he suddenly raised his eyebrows and realized that something was wrong.

I saw that the surroundings of the Suiyuan shop had taken on a new look, a brand new road had been built, and there were workers building street lamps on the side of the road.

At the end of this road, a tall archway has been erected, with the four characters of "Suiyuan Xiaopu" written on it.

"This... what's the situation?"

He Shan looked puzzled, why it took only two or three days for this place to look like it is now.

He looked at the date. Today is December 28, 1420. Why has there been such a big change in the past few days?

He Shan himself could only wander around the shop, and the workers were a little far away from him, so he had no way to ask what was going on, so he could only sit at home and cope with all changes.

He turned on the computer and wanted to see how the advertisements he posted last time were effective. Even if he broke down and shipped more, as long as no one bought him, he would still have no money.

As a result, as soon as he logged into the account, he found that most of the advertisements he posted last time had been deleted, and the only few advertisements were filled with comments.

He Shan guessed that these comments were scolding him. If he himself saw similar advertisements on the Internet, he would definitely start scolding others. Who would have thought that when he opened it, there would be neat flattery inside.

Shunfeng wets his shoes: 'This account has a background. '

Q: 'Maybe this random shop can really sell protocores. '

Luo San, an extrajudicial lunatic: ‘What law did this netizen break by arbitrarily blocking other user accounts? '

Forgot to love: 'Brother, I admitted my mistake, I shouldn't scold you, can you return my trumpet? '

...

After looking around, He Shan figured out what was going on.

It turned out that many people scolded him after watching the advertisements these days, but all the accounts that scolded him were suspended for a period of time, so that these advertisements of He Shan became famous in a different way.

It should not be Suiyuan Xiaopu's ability to suspend other people's accounts, it should be done by other people.

If only one website does this, there are many possibilities, but if all websites do this, it should be the exception management department.

Reminiscent of the road being built outside and the huge archway, He Shan suddenly understood something.

"It seems that my random shop is very important in the eyes of the Abnormal Management Bureau."

Originally, He Shan knew that Suiyuan Xiaopu had a great history and might attract the attention of the Anomaly Administration, but he didn't expect that the Abnormal Administration would pay so much attention.

Now it seems that Li Yuansheng came to Suiyuan Shop for the second time, not because he likes it here, but to investigate intelligence.

He Shan had seen Li Yuansheng's normal appearance. If there were no special circumstances for a person like him, it would be impossible for him to behave so submissively.

If you think about it carefully, the reason why Li Yuansheng looks so talkative may be because he is afraid of Suiyuan Xiaopu, and what makes Li Yuansheng afraid is how high the level of Suiyuan Xiaopu is.

"When Li Yuansheng comes again, I'll ask you a question."

If He Shan's conjecture is correct and Li Yuansheng pays enough attention to this place, then he should come over in a while, and He Shan just waits here.

He turned on the computer and continued to wander around with the account of Suiyuan Xiaopu.

This account can enjoy the functions of VIP members of all websites, He Shan usually does not have this treatment at home.

Sure enough, He Shan didn't wait long, and saw Li Yuansheng, who was dressed in black, coming to the door again!