Weird Decomposition Guide

He Shan opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was the white ceiling.

His last memory was calling the security guy to help call an ambulance.

There were two hospital beds beside her, on which were Le Qingyi and Bao Lili, and Xiao Pujie was sitting on a chair and eating some fruit.

"Where am I?"

He Shanhe covered his head and asked, he was still a little dizzy.

"The Anomaly Hospital in Lianhai City mainly treats injured tricksters and people who have been injured by monsters." Bao Lili, who was wrapped in bandages and put on a plaster cast, replied.

"I'm sorry, Brother He, if I hadn't been caught, everyone's injuries would have healed faster." Le Qingyi said apologetically.

He Shan waved his hand: "Hey, why are you talking about this? Maybe at some point, I will point you at you for help. I won't say sorry to you."

"You guys woke up very quickly. After suffering such a serious injury, you look good so soon. The medical skills of this hospital are really good."

Xiao Pujie said leisurely from the side: "Today is January 12th, and you have been in a coma for a few days."

When He Shan heard that he had been in a coma for so long, he was shocked immediately: "My good fellow, I won't have any terminal illness."

"Don't worry, the doctor said that you have over-healed yourself in a short period of time and consumed too much energy, so you need a deep sleep for a period of time to make up for the deficit. Now that you wake up, you should be able to leave the hospital."

After speaking, Xiao Pujie stuffed a piece of orange into his mouth.

He Shan looked at Xiao Pujie suspiciously: "What's the matter with the bag of fruit peels next to you?"

Due to the overlapping areas, the planting area is reduced and the traffic is not smooth, so the price of the fruit has increased a lot. This bag of fruit should be worth a lot of money.

"I'm here to visit you. I'm sure I'll bring you some gifts." Xiao Pujie's injuries were not serious, and he was the first to be discharged from the hospital.

He Shan shook his head and said, "I know it's a gift, but why are you eating it?"

Xiao Pujie spread his hands: "You have been awake for a long time, and I am bored staying here, so I can only eat some first."

He Shan was speechless: "Then I'm awake now, is there any part for me?"

Xiao Pujie rummaged for a while and found a jujube.

"Here, these dates are delicious."

He Shan: "...It's really a miracle that you guys can survive till now."

...

After arguing with Xiao Pujie and Bao Lili for a while, He Shan didn't stay here for too long. After being checked by the doctor to make sure there was nothing wrong with him, he went home by himself.

Many days have passed since he woke up, and He Shan still has a lot to do.

He first took the bus, and after several rounds came to Lishuwa, where his little sheep motorcycle was left behind. After confirming that it was not lost, he was relieved.

Then he picked up a courier along the way and returned home.

The exploration of Lishuwa this time is much more thrilling than the previous two explorations, but the rewards are also considerable.

Counting the broccoli flower Yaoyi, He Shan captured a total of six Yaoyi.

By dismantling all these six monsters, he should be able to get a lot of good things, and his shop will have good things to sell again.

However, He Shan didn't have the first time to go to the Suiyuan shop to disassemble things. It was a bit too coincidental that the Suiyuan shop opened just after he was discharged from the hospital.

Although no one should be staring at He Shan, He Shan should also pay attention to separating himself from Suiyuan Xiaopu.

And the courier he picked up was some interesting props.

For example, small whips, small candles, and some thin ropes.

When he has time, he's going to take these and treat some Emerald Queen dolls nicely.

Didn't she want He Shan to be her slave? Then He Shan let her have a taste of what it's like to be a slave.

He Shan held these things, shook his head and sighed at the Emerald Queen doll:

"You should be glad that I am a kind and kind person, otherwise I wouldn't just use these things to deal with you."

"There are as many ways to punish a little doll, but I don't want to use some methods that are too evil."

Like raising a cute little pet dog...

He Shan took out his mobile phone and checked it. There were several unread messages in it.

Those urging electricity bills, urging water bills, urging tax payment...

He Shan's brain got big after reading these things, and when he turned to the bottom, He Shan's eyes suddenly lit up, because it was a remittance record.

The bonuses for the first two explorations of overlapping areas were sent over. The first time was 30,000 yuan, and the second time was 40,000 yuan. The total of the two times added up to 70,000 yuan.

Originally, He Shan's savings had bottomed out, to the point where it was even difficult to pay the electricity bill. Now that he had the money, he suddenly became rich again.

He ate a simple meal at home, drank two bowls of porridge with the spicy rabbit legs that he decomposed, made a simple action plan, stuffed the black coat and felt hat into the washing machine, and went out again.

The first thing He Shan did was to come to the Abnormal Management Bureau and re-register with Zhao Lingling.

Now that he is a Tier 1 trickster, he needs to re-enter the information here.

After the end, he went downstairs to the Abnormal Management Bureau and started a new shopping.

This time he had a lot of money in his hand, so he naturally bought more things.

The first is to buy four handleless long swords.

During the battle in Lishuwa, two of his long swords were broken, and he had an extra leaf, so he needed to buy three new long swords.

The extra one is used as a spare.

He Shan was a little heartbroken when he bought it, and with the cost of removing the hilt, such a long sword would cost at least 4,000 yuan.

It would be great if he could forge his own sword, or when can he disassemble an automatic sword forging machine?

Then He Shan sold the pistol he originally bought. After he got the pistol of the gambling supervisor, he didn't need to buy these ordinary guns.

Finally he bought some grenades and dynamite, which would do wonders if needed.

After purchasing the weapons, He Shan counted the remaining money, hesitated for a while and went to a new place.

He's going to buy a new vehicle, the Sheep Motorcycle he used when he was a mince shop owner, and it's perfectly adequate for that time.

But now that he is a trickster, the little sheep motorcycle is a bit out of class.

As far as the speed of the small motorcycle is concerned, it is only faster than the uncle on the three wheels on the road.

This caused He Shan to waste a lot of time on the road, and such a cute little motorcycle did not fit He Shan's temperament as a trickster.

So after some selection, He Shan finally spent 40,000 yuan to buy a brand new black motorcycle.

This motorcycle is larger than normal motorcycles, it looks much thicker, and the power is strong enough to meet He Shan's needs.

As for why He Shan didn't buy a car...

First, with the current road conditions in Lianhai City, it is easy for cars to get stuck in traffic.

Second, He Shan doesn't have enough money...

And that little sheep motorcycle that has been with He Shan for a long time and has made outstanding contributions.

But He Shan ruthlessly threw him in the second-hand car dealership.