The zombie ghost is sure that the person in front of him wearing the monster costume must be a living person!
He took two steps forward and was about to walk to Lin Yuan's side,
"Wait!
Please stay away from me!
Lin Yuan watched
the zombie ghost approach him, and immediately waved the monster "claw" to drive away the zombie ghost
, "Hehe, you know that you are exposed, so you want to stay away from me?"
Don't you think it's too late? When
the zombie ghost heard Lin Yuan's
words, he thought maliciously in his heart
, of course he wouldn't listen to Lin Yuan's words, not only would he not stay away
, but he also quickened his pace, he
couldn't wait to suck Lin Yuan's
essence!
"No, brother,
don't you know that you smell a lot?
It's rude for you to approach me like this,
you know?
Lin Yuan saw that the zombie ghost not only did not stop
, but also quickened his pace, and his
tone was a little unhappy,
"What is it?"
Smelly loud?
Isn't it normal for me to have some smells on a zombie who has lived for hundreds of years? The
zombie ghost paused and said.
"Some smells are normal,
but what the hell is the smell of your smelly socks that have been fermented in a jar for years?
Do you still have a few pairs of stinky socks on you that haven't been washed?
Lin Yuan frowned,
"What am I doing with stinky socks on a zombie?"
The zombie ghost retorted.
"If you don't have stinky socks on you,
why do you smell of stinky socks?
Could it be that you ate the stinky socks?
Lin Yuan looked at the zombie ghost suspiciously.
"You just fucking ate the
stinky socks, who is idle to eat stinky socks!"
When the zombie ghost heard that Lin Yuan began to slander himself, he
immediately said angrily.
"Ding-aura +200
" "You really didn't eat stinky socks?"
Lin Yuan smelled the smell of the zombie ghost and
looked at him suspiciously,
"Are you sick?"
I said I'm a zombie,
isn't it normal for zombies to smell some!
I don't eat stinky socks at all, I only eat live people! The
zombie's ghostly forehead was bruised, and
he admitted that he had some smell on his body,
but you can't slander me and say that I eat stinky socks!
No matter how heavy a ghost is, he
won't eat stinky socks!
"Ding-aura +250
" "Wait!"
Lin Yuan scolded again,
"What's the matter?"
The zombie ghost was a little impatient
, "Didn't you say you want to be friends with me
, I see that you don't seem to have any cleaning skills, I'll
be a good person today and
help you spray some air freshener."
Lin Yuan took down the black backpack with two demon wings on his back, and took
out a bottle of air freshener from it,
"Why do you want to spray this thing when I have nothing to do?"
The zombie ghost didn't know what the air freshener was
, and looked at the jar in Lin Yuan's hand suspiciously
, "This is a good thing,
as long as you spray this thing
, the unpleasant smell on your body will be reduced, and
then others will be more willing to get close to you."
Lin Yuan said.
"Prefer to be close to me?
Isn't that more popular with the living? The
zombie ghost asked with some emotion.
"Of course
, if you smell good,
there will be living people willing to come near you."
Lin Yuan said with a smile.
"Of course, the premise is that your appearance is not as terrifying as it is now..."
Lin Yuan thought in his heart
, even if your smell becomes good,
can you still look handsome?
If you go to talk to someone like this,
I'm afraid that you will be taken to the police station for tea as a pervert on the spot...
"Alright then, you spray me a little."
The zombie ghost said eagerly.
"Okay, you put your head down."
Lin Yuan shook it twice and motioned to the zombie ghost to lower his head,
"Lower your head?"
The zombie ghost was a little puzzled
, but he expected that Lin Yuan wouldn't dare to play any tricks
, so he lowered his head
, and then Lin Yuan aimed the nozzle of the air freshener at the nostrils of the zombie ghost, and
sprayed twice,
"Ahh
The zombie ghost involuntarily sneezed a few times,
"What are you doing here?!"
The zombie ghost stared at Lin Yuan angrily
, "That's how this thing is sprayed,
do you smell the smell on your body now that it has become good?"
Lin Yuan said without panicking,
"Really?"
The zombie ghost was a little skeptical
, although he hadn't seen an air freshener, he didn't
think this thing would spray into his nostrils, right?
But he still shook his nose and sniffed, and he
found that it seemed that the smell really got better!
"This thing seems to work really well!"
The zombie ghost said with a little excitement.
"yes, I'm a good thing!"
Lin Yuan said with a smile.
"Aren't you talking nonsense
, I spray air freshener on your nostrils, you
can't smell a good smell before you can ghost!"
Lin Yuan thought in his heart.
"Wait
, I think something is wrong
, you just sprayed it in my nostrils, I
can smell it anyway,
right?"
The zombie ghost stared at Lin Yuan with some strange looks at this time,
"You actually found it?"
Lin Yuan looked at the zombie ghost in surprise,
he didn't expect this old zombie to be stupid!
"You're taking me for an idiot, aren't you?
I've lived for hundreds of years,
but I'm not at the point of dementia!
Seeing that Lin Yuan actually admitted it, the
zombie ghost suddenly became angry
, "
Ding-aura +300" "
I thought that zombies would be a little funny after living for hundreds of years,
but I didn't expect it to be very good..."
"Alright, boy,
don't try to divert your attention!
I know you're a living person
, and if you think you can survive by being smart,
you're wrong! The
zombie ghost saw that Lin Yuan had been playing with him as an idiot,
and his heart became more and more angry,
"Why do you think I'm a living person?"
Lin Yuan asked unhurriedly at this time.
"Hmph, you're still quibbling
, if you're not
a living person, you can eat the food of a living person here with relish?"
The zombie ghost sneered.
"Which eye did you see me eating the food of a living man?"
Lin Yuan continued to ask.
"I saw it in both eyes, and I saw
you putting food in... Put it in..."
The zombie ghost pointed at
Lin Yuan's mouth, and just wanted to say that
he saw Lin Yuan put food in his mouth, but he looked at Lin Yuan's monster hood and was stunned,
he only saw Lin Yuan stuffing food into his hood, but he didn't see Lin Yuan really stuffing food into his mouth...
"And then what
do you see?
Do you see me eating the food of the living?
Why can't I pretend to be eating the food of the living to trick other living people into believing that I am a living person?
Lin Yuan stared at the
zombie ghost with a smile, "This..."
When the zombie ghost heard Lin Yuan say this
, it seemed that there was really a certain amount of truth,
why couldn't he be disguised as a living person?
Thinking of this, the
zombie ghost was shaken by Lin Yuan, who was wearing a monster costume in front of him,
and he didn't know if Lin Yuan was a living person...
"Ding-Aura +200".
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