"Brother, don't be so sad,
do you want something happy?"
Lin Yuan looked at the sad face of the crying ghost, and
he had no energy at all,
so he wanted to comfort him.
"Want something fun?
I can't be happier when I see your face! "
When the crying ghost heard Lin Yuan's words, his
face froze,
and you still asked me not to be sad?
Why the hell am I so sad that you don't have a little bit in your heart?
I don't know how happy I would be without you now!
"You know it's a funeral, right?
Can I be happy when I am mourned? The
mourning ghost said with some unhappiness.
"I know
, it's just a funeral,
it's not a big deal."
Lin Yuan said nonchalantly.
"Isn't it just a funeral?
No big deal? The
mourning ghost repeated,
"Who stipulates that you must cry when you go to mourn?"
Lin Yuan asked rhetorically.
"Your family doesn't cry when you go out of mourning, and you still laugh when you go out of mourning?"
The crying mourner was a little incomprehensible
, "Of
course, the current society is not as good as it was back then
, today's society is a progressive, open, and trendy society
, everyone is now popular with joy and mourning,
and of course you have to smile when you mourn."
If you want me to say
, you should smile more by
your grandfather's coffin, the louder and happier you laugh, the better, and
a "big filial piety" like you will definitely attract your grandfather's affection.
Lin Yuan persuaded him.
"Really?
I don't read much, don't lie to me. "
The crying ghost has some suspicions
, I won't say how sad you are crying,
your relatives died and you laughed next to his coffin?
Still laughing happily and laughing loudly?
I'm afraid I'm going to be beaten to death if I say this!
"Ding-aura +200
" "Of course it's true,
maybe your grandfather
will be happy and jump out of the coffin and pull you down with him." Lin Yuan said.
“???
What are you talking about?
I seem to have a problem with my ears again. The
weeping ghost looked at Lin Yuan,
he seemed to have heard something strange just now?
"I mean, when your grandfather is happy, he may bless you with your promotion and fortune!" Lin Yuan said.
"But that's not what you just said." The weeping ghost frowned
, "I said you should cry less
, there must be something wrong with your ears
, let's leave those things alone,
why don't you try it." Lin Yuan diverted the topic
, "That's okay, I'll try."
The weeping ghost didn't think too much
about it, so he was about to
try it, but as soon as he lifted his foot, he suddenly looked stunned,
"Why should I try it?"
Why don't you try it first? The
mourning ghost glared at Lin Yuandao.
"Because I'm scared." Lin Yuan said as a matter of course.
"Are you afraid?
Am I not afraid if you are afraid? "
When the mourning ghost saw Lin Yuan admit it directly
, he was immediately shocked
, you proposed to be happy and mourning, and
you wanted to laugh next to the coffin,
but you didn't dare to try?
If I really listened to you
and laughed at my grandfather's coffin, my grandfather
would have jumped out of the coffin and slapped me!
When the time comes, I'll just try it and die!
"Ding-aura +300
" "Whew-I'm
getting more and more about beating you now, what should I do?"
The mourning ghost stared at Lin Yuan viciously
, and he felt more and more that this guy in front of him was not a good person,
"Why don't you have a cold mix?"
Lin Yuan said tentatively.
"I'll mix your sister cold!
Speak well to me! The
mourning ghost saw that Lin Yuan still looked cheap, and his
eyes were red as if he was about to drip blood...
"Don't worry
, or else
, I'll tell you a joke, you don't
want to beat me up after listening to the joke."
Lin Yuan thought for a while and said.
"Tell me a joke?
Okay,
then I'd like to see
what you can say. The
weeping ghost clasped his hands to his chest and looked at Lin Yuan with a sneer
, "Once upon a time, there was a person
who was very fond of eating onions
, and one day he accidentally got his eyes while eating, and
since then he has become a frog!"
Hahaha~
How's it, isn't it funny?
Lin Yuan laughed first as he spoke,
"... Anyway
, I really don't want to beat you up after listening to your jokes, because I want to
kill you now!
"Ding-aura +300"
The crying ghost pounced on Lin Yuan with his teeth and claws
, he said not to put the word frog in front of him, but
you can't even tell jokes without frogs,
how much do you love frogs?
The crying ghost couldn't cry because of the pain in his eyes
, but after listening to Lin Yuan's jokes
, he finally broke the defense, and
he began to cry uncontrollably
, not to say how sad he was,
but that he was angry with Lin Yuan and cried!
"Tsk
, I was kind enough to tell you a joke, but
now you want to kill me?
Sure enough, the hearts of people in this world are very complicated..."
Lin Yuan shook his head in disappointment
when he saw the figure rushing over
, "System, use spirit control on the weeping ghosts."
Lin Yuan muttered silently in his heart
, and at the same time his feet were on the ground, leaving
a few afterimages in place in an instant
, "Ding-Ghost weeping ghost detected, use the aura required to control the spirit on the weeping ghost 1500, the host's current aura is 16650
" "How is it possible?"
Who the hell are you? The
weeping ghost was already immersed in the joy of killing
Lin Yuan, but Lin Yuan's phantom hand
directly made him pounce
, and because he didn't have the strength
, the weeping ghost fell face down directly and fell to the ground
, and this time he fell with gold stars in
his eyes, making him forget the pain in his eyes.
"I didn't say I was a ghost,
it seems like you've always been wishful thinking, right?"
Lin Yuan flashed to the side of the weeping ghost and whispered
in his ear.
"Could it be that you are alive?!"
The weeping ghost's pupils shrank, and
before he could be shocked
, he was tied into a zongzi by the overwhelming chains,
"Ding-congratulations to the host for successfully controlling the weeping ghost."
Hearing the prompt sound in his ear
, Lin Yuan patted the shoulder of the crying ghost: "Congratulations on your answer, but there is no reward..."
Lin Yuan didn't take
the weeping ghost into the shadow for the first time, he was still ready
to continue to control the other ghosts, in order not to startle the snake
,
he still let the weeping ghost continue to stay in the mourning team
, "The ugly cry is gone,
let's replace you next..."
Since the mourning procession was walking in the mist
, and there was some distance between each
ghost, there were no other ghosts to notice the movement here, at
most there were ghosts wondering why the weeping ghost's eyes were swollen like a frog...
"Name: Suona
Ghost Strength: D Senior Ghost"
Lin Yuan used the True Eye on a ghost in front of
him, he was ready to control the suona ghost
, should I say it or not,
this suona sound also sounds very torturous to the ears...
"Brother, seeing that your suona is so slippery, why don't you teach me too?"
Lin Yuan walked towards the suona ghost very naturally and
said hello to him.
But the suona ghost didn't even look at Lin Yuan
, and only cared about blowing the dirty suona in his hand,
"Am I being ignored?"
Lin Yuan raised his eyebrows
, he upheld the mentality of making friends with ghosts, but
you ignored me?
In that case,
you're welcome...
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