Zhang Yan doesn't have any artistic cells, he usually can't see anything when he looks at other people's

paintings, let alone more difficult oil paintings

, he stared at the girl in a white dress in the oil painting, and he didn't see any mystery after looking at it for a long time.

"It's... This oil painting is very good, the colors are quite bright, and the appearance of the girl in the white dress is also very beautiful..."

Zhang Yan held back for a long time, and finally held back a sentence.

"No, no, no, it's just your narrow understanding of this painting, you only see its surface, but you don't understand its deep meaning...

Don't you notice anything special about the girl in the painting?

Lin Yuan said to Zhang Yan.

At this time, the oil painting ghost was shocked when he heard Lin Yuan's words,

"Could it be that he found me?" This shouldn't be! She

thought she was hiding it well, you must know that she had never leaked her yin qi from beginning to end, that is, she had just glanced vaguely in the direction of the two living people, how could she be inexplicably seen by the man in front of her?

"It seems that I can only strike first..."The

corners of the girl in the white dress in the oil painting rose slightly, originally she was going to scare the two living people in front of her first

, and then kill them when their hearts were full of fear

, but now that she has been exposed, although she can't absorb too much essence, it is better to let these two living people run away.

There is no meat that reaches the mouth that you don't eat...

The girl in the white dress in the oil painting was just about to turn around and rush towards Lin Yuan, when

the words of the man in front

of her made her stunned, "This girl in the white dress has a serious expression, holding her stomach with one hand, covering her face with the other, her eyes are slightly distracted, it seems that she is looking at the scenery in the distance, but she is actually constipated."

Lin Yuan said with a solemn expression at this time.

Oil Painting Ghost: ....

Zhang Yan: ....

"Do you want to say that the creator of this oil painting wants to express that this girl in a white dress is constipated?"

Zhang Yan asked in disbelief.

In any case, this is also an art museum full of art, although

he does not understand oil painting, but he does not think that the creator of this oil painting wants to express this kind of thing.

"Yes, that's it." Lin Yuan nodded affirmatively.

"Am I constipated? How did I not know it myself?! "

The oil painting ghost is shocked, her expression is serious?

She just didn't want to show an excited expression for two living people to find out about the abnormality!

"Ding-aura +100

" "Do you know why this girl in a white dress is standing in this golden wheat field?"

Lin Yuan continued to ask Zhang Yan.

"Uh... Harvest season coming soon? Zhang Yan said hesitantly.

"No, no, no, this is your narrow understanding again, you can't just look at the surface when you see things, what the creator wants to express is that this girl is a little constipated, so she needs to find a secret place to go to the toilet!"

Lin Yuan shook his head, as if he was very dissatisfied with Zhang Yan's answer.

Oil Painting Ghost: ???

Zhang Yan: ???

"Ding-aura +200"

She doesn't know what to say anymore, although she is not the creator, but she thinks that what the creator wants to express should not mean this...

Didn't the creators want to show something better?

Why does it become so strange in your mouth!

"So that's the case..."Zhang Yan smiled wryly

, he didn't expect Lin Yuan to know so much, just at a glance he could see what the creator wanted to express

, he only saw that the paint used in this oil painting was quite bright after looking at it for a long time, and

he couldn't see anything else...

Is this a master?

Not only is he a master in terms of strength, but he is also a master in terms of understanding?

Zhang Yan could only think of this.

"Not only that, you see this girl in a white dress standing in the wheat field, and looking into the distance, don't you think what the creator wants to express is that the girl is constipated and wants to go to the toilet in the wheat field, but at this time someone came not far away, so the girl looked into the distance in a panic, this is the meaning of this painting!"

Lin Yuankang shouted passionately.

Oil Painting Ghost: !!

Zhang Yan: !!

"Ding-aura +250

" "Why did you start making up stories?!"

Zhang Yan's face twitched, this painting only depicts a girl in a white dress, but you can see so much from it?

Could it be that you are the legendary king of understanding?

Or is this the collision of the minds of two artists through time and space?

A 100-year-old master of oil painting has finally been understood by a young master in modern society?

But isn't this oil painting master a little obscene

, and he actually painted a girl who went to the toilet and was discovered,

which is too immoral!

And the oil painting ghost was directly silent by

Lin Yuan, she wondered if the person who painted this oil painting would

crawl out of the coffin to find him desperately

when he heard Lin Yuan's words... What master of oil painting who can hang his work in an art museum would paint such a scene?

He's full!

She now thinks that there is something wrong with the brain of the living person in front of

her, she just has a calmer expression, and her hands are casually released, and she is said to be constipated?

That's not all, the place where she is a wheat field, no matter how you look at it, it looks like enjoying the beautiful scenery, this living person actually said that she is looking for a place to go to the toilet?!

This is not the most, the most ridiculous thing is that her eyes looked into the distance, and she was told that she was found in the toilet?!!!

She just watched these two living people walking towards her

, and she didn't know where to look for a while, so she pretended to look into the distance, she

just wanted to look away!

How do you see so many things!

Your imagination is too rich!

Otherwise, this artist will let you be the one, and this painting will let you continue to paint!

Maybe you're the next Picasso!

"Ding-the oil painting ghost thinks you are a brain-dead, aura +300

" Lin Yuan looked at the oil painting ghost in the oil painting, and couldn't help laughing

, "I just said a few nonsense, this oil painting ghost still scolded me?" Isn't it too stingy?

Sure enough, art is not accepted by most people..."

"Uh, Lin Yuan, shouldn't we go down to business?"

Seeing that Lin Yuan was still staring at the oil painting, Zhang Yan suddenly came back to his senses

, he said in his heart that it was not right,

didn't they come to find ghosts?

Why do you still enjoy oil paintings?

And began to deeply analyze what the creator wanted to express?

He's not here to visit an art museum!

"Wait a minute, I'm thinking now, looking at this girl's oil painting, I feel that my mind is active, and I suddenly want to chant poetry now!"

Lin Yuan waved his hand at Zhang Yan and shouted excitedly

, "There was a girl who was constipated and wanted to find a place to go to the toilet, but she was found out and panicked!"

"Ding-aura +350

" "Why are you still chanting poetry?" And it rhymes like that?! It's not enough to be a master of oil painting, you still want to be a poet, right?!

The corners of the oil painting ghost's mouth twitched, and she felt that there was something big wrong with the brain of the person in front of her, maybe it was a madman who escaped from a mental hospital.

It's not that those mentally ill lunatics like to express their artistic cells everywhere the most.

The oil painting ghost thinks that he has encountered one today...

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