"In that case, Zhang Yan, I'm here to test you, what do you see from this clay pot?"
Lin Yuan looked at the clay pot in front of him with an unfathomable expression.
"See what?"
Zhang Yan's eyes widened, and he looked around the exhibition cabinet at the clay pot on it
, and looked at it again and again, if it hadn't been for the words "Art is forbidden to touch", I'm afraid Zhang Yan would still want to touch it.
"Why does this human keep staring at me, and his expression is so obscene, can't he be a pervert?"
The clay pot ghost looked at Zhang Yan staring at him with "ill will", and his body felt a chill.
"Lin Yuan, the surface lines of this clay pot are soft, and it looks like a good thing."
Zhang Yan watched it for a long time, but he still didn't see anything
, but in order not to let Lin Yuan look down on himself, he still said something ambiguously.
"Yes, Zhang Yan, you have already started the way of art, and you can see that it is a good thing, this is not a simple clay pot, its identity has been seen through by me!"
Lin Yuan looked at the clay pot and said.
"What, this living person sees that I'm a ghost? I didn't even move, I didn't even look at them, how did I find out! When
the clay pot ghost heard Lin Yuan's words, he was shocked,
could this person be a master of exorcism?!
"Ding-aura +20" "
This clay pot is yellow in color, round in shape, and has an indescribable smell, this clay pot must be a urinal used in ancient times!"
Lin Yuan said affirmatively.
Zhang Yan: ....
Clay Pot Ghost: ....
"Ding-aura +100
" "If you kid eyes are not in use, you can donate them to those who need them!" Don't you see the label I put underneath it? It clearly says that I am a handicraft! "
The clay pot ghost can't wait to come out and tear this nonsense-filled human in front of him to pieces!
"But Lin Yuan, there is a label under this clay pot, which says that this clay pot is for winemaking..."Zhang
Yan couldn't help but point to the label and said to Lin Yuan.
"Oh~ There is a label, I didn't even pay attention to it."
Lin Yuan looked at the label and said as it was.
Clay Pot Ghost: ....
"Ding-aura +100
" "Are you a fool, you don't even see the label and say I'm a urinal!" Are you sure you're here to admire the art and not to discredit the museum? The
clay pot ghost thought angrily
, it could see that this person was not a master of exorcism,
but a fool full of nonsense!
But soon Lin Yuan seemed to think of something, took out a black marker from his pocket, and by the way, took out a sticker from his jacket pocket and brushed it to write.
"Lin Yuan, what do you have in your pocket?"
Zhang Yan looked at the marker and sticker in Lin Yuan's hand
, it was a little messy,
you don't bring the things used to exorcise ghosts, right?
"You said this, when you told me about the supernatural events, I thought about whether to bring something to exorcise ghosts, but I didn't expect to use it." Lin Yuan said.
"Something to keep away ghosts?"
Zhang Yan subconsciously touched the full rune paper in
his pocket, and fell into silence, your marker pen and oil paint pen are things used to exorcise ghosts,
so what is in his pocket?
"What is this fool doing?"
The clay pot ghost looked at what Lin Yuan was writing on the paper, and was a little puzzled.
"OK, you're done!"
Lin Yuan excitedly pasted the written paper on the label that originally introduced the clay pot.
[This clay pot is a urinal used in ancient times - appraiser: art master Lin Yuan]
Zhang Yan: ???
Clay Pot Ghost: ???
"Ding-Aura +200
" "Nani! And this kind of operation? Zhang Yan looked at Lin Yuan's actions and was shocked again.
"I'm really convinced of you, everyone else refers to the deer as a horse, and you directly refer to the deer as a dog, right?"
The clay pot ghost was about to be mad by
Lin Yuan, it didn't expect this person to be so brazen, and
directly wrote a label on the original introduction, the
most hateful thing is that this person wrote an art master Lin Yuan shamelessly?
Masters of art are ashamed to be with you!
"Lin Yuan, isn't this good?"
Zhang Yan smiled reluctantly
, no matter how you say it, this is also an art museum, although it is now closed because of haunting, but
it can still be reopened after a while.
"Oh~ too, it's really not good."
Lin Yuan thought about it, so he picked up the pen again.
"Huh~ Brother Lin Yuan still listens to persuasion."
Seeing Lin Yuan's actions, Zhang Yan thought that Lin Yuan was going to erase the paper, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
[This clay pot is a urinal used by dignitaries and nobles in ancient times - appraiser: Lin Yuan, the greatest modern art master of this century] "It's
really not good to only write about an art master, so that others will think I'm an unknown artist when they see it, thank you for reminding me." Lin Yuan said to Zhang Yan with satisfaction.
Zhang Yan: ....
I warn you that it doesn't seem to be for this purpose, right?
"Ding-aura +200
" "You stinky and shameless human, I thought you were a bit shameless, but it turned out to be to add an extra prefix to yourself, which art master do you think would praise yourself like this?!"
The clay pots are smoking.
"That Lin Yuan, why do you think that this clay pot will be a urinal used by dignitaries?"
Zhang Yan asked with some confusion
, he saw that Lin Yuan had added another one used by dignitaries and nobles in ancient times
, it doesn't matter if you say that this clay pot is a urinal,
but why is it a urinal used by dignitaries?
Is this still visible?
"You say this, I think this is also an art museum, the artwork in it will have some connotation, ordinary people will definitely not put it in the art museum, and just saying that this clay pot is a urinal will make me a little cheap!"
Lin Yuan explained.
Zhang Yan: ....
Catch up with Ming'er, you add a dignitary and a nobleman to use it for yourself, right?
Clay Pot Ghost: ???
"Ding-aura +200
" "You know this is an art museum!" How could an art museum have such a urinal as a work of art! If you add a urinal used by dignitaries, it will seem to have connotation, right? Isn't it still a urinal then! "
The clay pots are about to crack.
It had been in the art museum for so long, and
Lin Yuan was the first person to make the clay pot ghost feel that absorbing his essence was a kind of pollution!
"By the way, Zhang Yan, although I wrote that it is a urinal, others may not believe that it is a urinal, right?"
Lin Yuan asked Zhang Yan at this time.
"I think so, too, which art museum has a urinal."
Zhang Yan hurriedly persuaded
that when the art museum reopened,
those tourists were originally admiring the works of art with beautiful meanings
, but when they walked to the corner and saw a note with appreciation urinal written
on it, and it also said the art master
Lin Yuan, he felt embarrassed for Lin Yuan just thinking about it...
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