"Okay, I'll burn a little bit."
Lin Yuan opened the black backpack he was carrying and
began to rummage inside.
"Well, what are you doing here?"
Brazier asked strangely.
"Didn't you say burning paper, I just brought some here." Lin Yuan replied.
"Do you still have paper money with you?"
The brazier ghost felt that the man in front of him was very strange.
"How come, who is okay with paper money, didn't you say that your old man has been gone for twenty years
, I think he must be very lonely down there
, what's the use of just burning some paper money, you have to burn something else
, everyone is a man, what I like your old man must also like it!"
Lin Yuan took out two new DVDs from his backpack, and the
discs also had very attractive beauties painted on them.
What is this? The
brazier ghost was stunned
, as an old ghost, she
still didn't know much about these novel things
, "Hehe, this is something that men love to watch, and I also waited in a long line to buy a small movie from the island country that just came out recently, which cost me a lot of money!"
Lin Yuan said and threw the two CDs in his hand into the brazier.
Brazier Ghost: ....
"Ding-aura +150
" "Are you kidding me?!"
The brazier ghost stared at Lin Yuan angrily
, I asked you to burn paper,
what did you burn for me?
Island country small movie?
Why don't you burn a woman over?
"It's okay, old woman, you don't have to look at me like this, I can just pay for this CD myself, how can this make you break the bank
, believe me, with these two DVDs, your old man will definitely live a very nourishing life below."
Lin Yuan saw the brazier ghost staring at him angrily, and
immediately added.
"Oh~ I know, do you think your husband has been dead for twenty years, and you can't be satisfied just watching DVDs?
It's okay, it's all fine!
Lin Yuan immediately rummaged through his backpack again, and
quickly took out two more beautiful figurines
, "I originally bought these two figurines for my own appreciation, but who made me soft-hearted, I
will burn them to your old man today, with these two beautiful figurines
, when the time comes, your old man will
be able to hug left and right below."
Lin Yuan looked at the two beautiful figurines distressedly,
gritted his teeth and threw them into the brazier.
Brazier: ???
"Ding-aura +200
" "Are you kid when I don't exist?"
Burn other women to my old man in front of me?
And one burn or burn two! "
The brazier is so angry that he wants to scold.
"Old woman, your old man has these two beautiful figurines, and it is estimated that he is also the envy of many single ghosts below, so you don't have to worry about your old man having a bad time below."
"I'm not worried about my old man's life at all, I just know that I'm getting angry with you now!"
Hearing Lin Yuan's words, the brazier's ghostly face twitched.
"It's okay, old woman, your old man and I are both men, I know that the wife of the chaff cannot be abandoned
, you have burned the paper for your old man for twenty years
, he will not forget your white-haired, old-fashioned, yellow-haired, dark-faced, and deformed wife because of two beautiful beauties, fair-skinned and beautiful, graceful, and slim."
Lin Yuan comforted.
Brazier: ???
Do you listen to what you say yourself or human words?!
What a dog you are!
"Ding-aura +200"
According to Lin Yuan's words, she felt that she seemed to have no advantage, and the
brazier ghost felt that her breathing was not smooth now.
"Don't worry, old woman, you also have your own merits." Lin Yuan looked at the brazier ghost and said.
"Hmph, comfort me now, it's too late!"
When the brazier ghost heard Lin Yuan say
this, he thought he was going to comfort himself, so
he snorted angrily
, "Although your appearance is not as good as the two beauties I burned, and you haven't burned something that men like for the old man
for twenty years, he will never scold you below for twenty years because of this kind of thing."
Lin Yuan said with relief.
Brazier Ghost: ....
"Ding-aura +200"
Are you comforting,
are you sure you don't want to me off?!
My old man won't scold me for twenty years because of this!
"By the way, old woman, you husband and wife have been between you for so many years, you must know if your old man has any special habits, right?" Lin Yuan continued to ask.
"Peculiar fetishes? What do you want to do? The
brazier ghost was stunned for a moment,
what is a special fetish?
"Is there a special fetish, is it that your old man likes cosplay?"
Lin Yuan rubbed his palms and said with some embarrassment.
"Cosplay, what's that?"
The brazier ghost was stunned by Lin Yuan's words,
she didn't know anything about these modern things.
"That's the kind of thing."
Lin Yuan slapped his palms and continued to rummage in his backpack.
"What do you want to do?"
The brazier ghost looked at Lin Yuan's movements, and
he had a feeling of panic.
"I also bought some nurse uniforms, female police uniforms, and female teacher uniforms, and when the time comes, if your old man is tired of playing with two beauties below, he can change his style."
Lin Yuan took out some clothes and said to the brazier ghost.
"Do you really think about my old man, you
even bought these things?!"
When the brazier ghost saw what Lin Yuan was holding, his
eyes straightened.
"Everywhere, it's all men, and it's normal to have a wide range of hobbies."
Lin Yuan said embarrassedly,
and at the same time threw the clothes in his hand into the brazier.
"Ding-aura +200
" "Do you step on it, give me enough stops!"
The brazier ghost roared at Lin Yuan.
You're still cosplaying, aren't you,
do you want to burn some more whips and handcuffs or something?
Believe it or not, I'm going to throw you into the brazier and burn it to my old man right now?!
"By the way, old woman, after talking for so long, you should be hungry for a long time, why don't we eat something and then burn paper?"
Lin Yuan said to the brazier ghost as if he remembered something.
"I'm not hungry, I'm already angry with you!"
The brazier ghost said angrily.
"Don't, as the saying goes, people are iron and rice is steel, if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic
, let's have enough to eat before we have the strength to burn paper, right?"
Lin Yuan began to reason with the brazier ghost,
"Okay, then you hurry up and help me burn the paper!"
Seeing that Lin Yuan seemed to have to eat, the
brazier ghost hurriedly said.
You hurry up and eat enough, I can also suck your essence better!
"I'm relieved to have your words."
Lin Yuan nodded with satisfaction, and then put his hand into his backpack again,
"You can rest assured with my words?"
The brazier ghost looked at Lin Yuan suspiciously, not understanding what he meant
, "When I was a child, I liked to eat roasted sweet potatoes the most, but in recent years, the roasted sweet potato stalls outside have been gone
, since the old woman is burning paper in the brazier
, you shouldn't mind if I bake two sweet potatoes inside, right?"
Lin Yuan took out two sweet potatoes from his backpack and looked at the brazier ghost with a smile.
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