Weird Stories: Gothic Lolita Begins

"Excuse me, is this the Radiant Truth hotline?"

"Yes."

"I feel that life is bleak and there is no meaning in living... What should I do?"

"I suggest you consult a psychologist."

"Isn't this a helpline?!"

"This hotline provides assistance for most natural disasters, ghost stories, and man-made disasters, excluding non-emergency medical treatment."

"I'm ready to commit suicide, isn't that urgent enough?!"

"Your life belongs to you."

"Asshole! I'm going to complain to you!"

"Beep, beep, beep..."

"Do you dare to really hang up on me?!"

The next day, the local news "A woman jumped from the second floor, claiming that the Radiant Truth hotline mocked her."

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"Hello?"

"Hello."

"The little sister's voice is so nice, do you want to see uncle's big treasure?"

"Boom——"

The next day, the local news "A man living alone was in a coma in the hospital after a fake mobile phone exploded while chatting with people, and he argued that he had just taken a shower."

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“Hello?”

“Hello.”

“I heard that if you have any difficulties, you can call the Radiant Truth hotline for help. Is that true?”

“What difficulties did you encounter?”

“I can’t do a math homework question. Please help me!”

“I suggest you ask your parents or teachers.”

“The teacher said he is busy, my mother is still working overtime, and my father asked me to figure it out by myself…”

“…Which question can’t I do?”

“Great! Yes…”

The next day, the elementary school student excitedly told his classmates that there was a great hotline that would teach people how to do homework, and teach better than the teacher.

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“Hey! Say something!”

“What difficulties have you encountered?”

“Such a baby voice? At such a young age, you don’t study hard, but just do…”

“Beep, beep, beep…”

The next day, the local news “Auntie claims that the Radiant Truth Hotline employs child labor to lure her grandson not to do homework well”

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"Hello?"

"Hello."

"Today is my birthday, can you..."

"Beep, beep, beep..."

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"…"

"…"

"Wow, I'm in so much pain..."

"What difficulties have you encountered?"

"My husband always punches and kicks me..."

"I suggest you report to the police station or consult a lawyer."

"(Incredibly) He is my husband!"

"Beep, beep, beep..."

The next day, the local news "A housewife claims that the Radiant Principle hotline has alienated her and her husband's relationship."

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"Hello."

"Hello."

"This is ××× Investment Co., Ltd., recently..."

"Beep, beep, beep..."

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On this day, Radiant Principle took the initiative to contact Lenari, which was very rare.

"Humans are really difficult to understand." He said, "Few of the many models I built are accurate."

"Isn't infinite 'possibility' the charm of humans?" Lenari answered with a trace of consciousness from the busy alchemy experiment, "Of course, for those who make trouble, advertise, harass, abuse, and other nonsense, just throw divine punishment."

"After all, your 'Radiant Truth Hotline' is an 'emergency' helpline for the public after being certified by the Public Security Bureau and solemnly announced to the public at a press conference."

"I don't quite understand where the specific 'boundary' is..."

"Regarding this, you can directly contact the person in charge of connecting with you on Team 7. Believe me, they will give you a clear 'standard'. - Even if some cases are controversial, they will give you a reply in the shortest time."

"Okay, I'll try."